Shit you can't write elsewhere, write it here

[Space Indaver]

In a similar vein to the Fuck You thread I suppose, but with a rainbow of sentiment.

Today's would-be Facebook status: Dave doesn't give a fuck how insecure and shy you are, you're an adult, and going round to someone's house to have a couple of drinks and watch a film is NOT a big deal. Or rather, in short: Dave is already planning his next date with someone else.

I'll leave it to the less jaded members of our esteemed community to come up with the more positive posts.

[missmilf25]

i had started a "random thoughts" thread, but it got either 'eated' or deleted

anyway, i find it interesting how people always wanna offer unsolicited advice but can't get their own shit together.

guess i'm not of the 'less jaded' variety. sorry

*shrug*

[Banoobie]

Wow knowing the audience as i think i do this could get pessimistic as fuck. So to kick that off...

Am i still in love?? probbably.... But not with you. The fucking 1 person i never thought i would need so bad... Fuck theres no way i wouldnt ruin everything in your life if i were as selfish as i want to be....

sadface to everything man.

[bankyanks]

Facebook would be quote (but can't because I'll get in trouble)

I don't like it when you dance like a slut when you are with me. You look like a slut and guys think your a slut - that is the only reason they hit on you! UGH! Also. Stop grinding on me and using me as your stipper pole. I don't like it. That's why I move away - it's not coz I'm drunk!

End Rant.

[DWarrior]

fuckidy fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck fuck cunt shit fuck fuck fuck shit cunt fuck fuck fuck shunt fuck fuck fuck shuck fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckers fuckee fuckable fuck fuckuous fuck fuck.

[stabbyhappy]

You know that big round ball you sit on at work because its so much better for your "back" than a chair? We know you bought it so you can grind and bounce your nasty vagina on it. Its blatantly obvious. We work in health care for the love of God if we didnt understand how vaginas work wed be fired. And no your not cute enough to get away with masturbating at work any more than I am.

[fallingwindows]

vegetarian stuffing

My brother served stuffing to my auntie yesterday that had bacon fat in it. My auntie is a vegetarian. I warned her a few days ago that there was bacon fat in my brother's stuffing but when she questioned him about it he lied to her face and said there was none.

So now I've got to reconcile not being able to punish my brother for his lies with not wanting to hurt my auntie whom I like 10000x more.

[crecentroll]

Eat shit and die....

**This is directed at no one on these forums

[fallingwindows]

It's fucking April. So why do I still want to kill myself? Probably because I can't find a man or a job or a friend worth a damn.

Or maybe because I know so many fucking preggers blond chicks.

[Incognito]

Originally Posted by fallingwindows

It's fucking April. So why do I still want to kill myself? Probably because I can't find a man or a job or a friend worth a damn.

Or maybe because I know so many fucking preggers blond chicks.

What you need is a good dickin' on the job by a friend. A trifecta of success.