Stick to Comedy...not criminal justice

[jeffdrafttech]

Dear Daniel,

Keith is a comedian.

Keith owns a web site called HumansUnitedAgainsRobots.com

Do you send letters to Steven Colbert complaining of his absurd right wing views too?

[skitzot]

Daniel,

Thanks to you I realize the need of Keithian Politics in todays society. Hopefully, our next President will share Keith's view on complex societal issues such as Crime and Punishment and urine distillation. One can only pray.

Yours Truly,

That dude that fucked your mom, twice.

[ryanknapper]

What many people seem to be over-looking is that it has been well established that Keith is a visionary. So he's right.

[DJ Trashy]

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

Problem is, if we're shooting people for littering, speeding (I believe I remember Keith saying speeding was a You're Dead offense), etc., we're eliminating a large portion of the funds that support state and city law enforcement. So how is that tax loss counterbalanced? Does the government seize the assets of the people convicted and killed?

That wouldn't help much, as the whole point of the new punishment is to *deter* people from doing those crimes in the first place! But then we could lay off a lot of street sweepers. hmmm.....