The Story Game

Keith · 03-12-2009, 01:17 AM

I sincerely don't believe this story will be picked up by a publisher. You guys really are all over the place.

Draconis · 03-12-2009, 01:20 AM

Suddenly, (the apparently gay) Skizzbot captures Keet with a poke ball!!!

Cart Horse · 03-12-2009, 01:27 AM

And Jeremy, grinning widely, swings a huge testicle at Keith, missing his target and bashing a hole through the wall.

Rock 'n' Rye · 03-12-2009, 01:29 AM

Through the hole came wave after wave of Ponies.

Draconis · 03-12-2009, 01:31 AM

All with huge, leaking penises.

Draconis · 03-12-2009, 01:39 AM

I'd also like to say I just think Keet is being a negative Nancy. This story is clearly fantastic, with a superior writing style.

Cart Horse · 03-12-2009, 03:42 AM

One of the ponies, called Jizzbot, a remarkably pink and sticky ride, presents itself to Keith, who, jumping on its back, demands to be taken to the Land Of Lewd Lesbians. (Keith is looking for Chemda.)

Bob-Diesel · 03-12-2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I sincerely don't believe this story will be picked up by a publisher. You guys really are all over the place.

This is the second fucking greatest fucking story ever fucking told. Stop being such a nay-sayer. Anywho, back to the story...

Before heading to the Land of Lewd Lesbians, Keith convinces Jizzbot to stop and pick up some booze, because everyone knows if you get lesbians drunk enough there's always the chance for a threesome.

roxymodest · 03-12-2009, 05:37 AM

but once arriving at the land of lewd lesbians with bottles upon bottles of booze, they find out: OH NO! all the lesbians in the land of lewd lesbians are really dyke-y!

Cart Horse · 03-12-2009, 05:45 AM

Jizzbott (the pink glitter pony) shakes a rather drunk Keith of his back, and the pony, lacking no shame, offers his sticky prick to a nearby stoned and horny dyke-y lesbian.

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