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View Poll Results: Do you have a top 20 list?
Yes I do, what a neato idea! 8 12.90%
Nope, but it's a good idea and ima get right on it. 18 29.03%
List?! Who the fuck needs a list?? Lists are for pussies... 36 58.06%
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Old 12-26-2010, 01:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I foresee this going the opposite of well for you.
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I am Canadian as fuck. Fletch will have a job on parliament hill by the end of this adventure. I have faith.
well i've had my ass beat by some guys that looked bear sized in the past, but it's been a while since i've lost.
maybe i'll just put a saddle on the polar bear
i used to ride broncos so that's kinda of the same right?
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It doesn't help. I tried this:-

1) Be Cool.
2) Stay Sharp.
3) Make good decisions.
4) Never fold if you can check.

I've failed miserably on evey count.

New list.

1) Do better.
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It doesn't help. I tried this:-

1) Be Cool.
2) Stay Sharp.
3) Make good decisions.
4) Never fold if you can check.

I've failed miserably on evey count.

New list.

1) Do better.
you failed by folding when you could have checked?? come on man!
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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here is mine.im sure this will be lost in the crowd.

1.Take a trip to England
2.See The Cure live
3.Move to Boston
4.Meet Morrissey and not make an ass of myself
5.write a good short story
6.Go back in time and fuck Drew Barrymoore when she still had meat on her
7.Sky Dive
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Old 12-28-2010, 06:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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6.Go back in time and fuck Drew Barrymoore when she still had meat on her
Just fatten her up and fuck her now, might be slightly easier...
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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my list

1. suck a dick
2. suck 2 dicks
3. suck 3 dicks
4. suck 4 dicks
5. kill you
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Old 12-29-2010, 09:43 AM   #27 (permalink)
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If master the first 3 the 4th will take care of itself. Since I am right this second signing up for KATG poker i better learn fast no?
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:36 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I don't want to get particular with a list, but it boils down to...

1.) Become financially stable
2.) Live my life
and for fun 3.) Acquire skills and resources to survive the zombie apocalypse
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:23 AM   #29 (permalink)
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1. Finish College (currently a Sophmore)
2. Get out of my parents place
3. Start a career either as a lawyer or politician
4. Have a stable relationship with a girl for once
5. Make it to an April 15th show one of these days
6. Skydive
7. Bungee Jump
8. Travel Europe
9. Learn how to cook
10. Start playing guitar again
11. Write a book
12. Learn how to paint

Thats all I can think of right now, if I think of any more I'll post them.
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:35 AM   #30 (permalink)
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  1. Run for President (don’t have to win, but I want to advertise and try to get on at least one state ticket).
  2. Attend April 15th. I'm aiming for next year (being broke sucks). Maybe even write my two minutes.
  3. Gain the self-confidence I lost during my marriage.
  4. Learn how to flirt and practice often. I know I’m good IN bed, but I suck at getting there.
  5. Raise my boys to be more self-confident than I ever was, but also to be kind gentlemen that will always put the lady first, but not to let the lady walk all over you.
  6. Buy a house.
  7. Keep the house until I buy a new one (no foreclosures or any of that crap).
  8. Buy a brand new car (the newest car I ever bought was at least five years old).
  9. Find what I want in a relationship (the trial and error way).
  10. If I find the right woman and she wants kids, have a daughter (but I only get one more crack at that one then I’m snipping.)
  11. Visit my family more.
  12. Lose another 60 pounds and stay under 250 the rest of my life (Yeah, that’s still big, but it’s not god-awful).
  13. Have sex with a reasonably fit chick (not 50+ pounds overweight).
  14. Travel to Las Vegas
  15. Travel to Greenland (Why? I don’t know but it’s interesting).
  16. Visit the Huron Mountain Club (just because it’s so private).
  17. Cross the Prime Meridian.
  18. Cross the International Date Line.
  19. Cross the Equator.
  20. Travel over the largest bridges in the world.
  21. Have tea in Japan.
  22. Experience an earthquake.
  23. See a real tornado.
  24. Have an anger fuck.
  25. Have a scary fuck. (lightning storm or something like that).
  26. Have a silly fuck. (The kind where you’re really just playing silly games and tickling and stuff. My ex never could take any of that.)
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