Dumbest state is now Hawaii

lickmyballssuckmy · 11-27-2006, 10:01 AM

The highlights about the earthquake and tsunami that we have scheduled for today here in the islands. It's supposed to be a big one. cubbybear and I are surrounded by retards.

A hoax about a pending earthquake and tsunami triggered a storm of calls yesterday to civil defense, police and news organizations, and sent hundreds of Leeward O'ahu residents rushing for gas and supplies.

The inquiries varied but the concern was spurred by fast-spreading talk of a magnitude 9-plus earthquake that supposedly was to occur on the Big Island sometime between midnight and tomorrow morning, which would cause a large tsunami.

Harry Jones waved his hand back and forth as he imitated the seismograph. "It's supposed to happen either today or tomorrow."

http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/ap...611270349/1001

rellek · 11-27-2006, 10:05 AM

Dumbest state? Thats debatable but I enjoy a good hoax just the same.

lickmyballssuckmy · 11-27-2006, 10:10 AM

Well, just in case, I'm reading the forums from under my desk this morning.

Out here, news spreads quickly on what we call the "coconut wireless". You can cheat on your wife and be divorced before you get home. It's awesome.

deuce · 11-27-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

You can cheat on your wife and be divorced before you get home. It's awesome.

How is that "awesome"? Sounds like it sucks ass.
Usually, you would want to keep an indiscretion like that a secret, so as to avoid the divorce.

What happens if there really is a tsunami?

be careful bro

DanClass · 11-27-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by deuce

How is that "awesome"? Sounds like it sucks ass.
Usually, you would want to keep an indiscretion like that a secret, so as to avoid the divorce.

What happens if there really is a tsunami?

be careful bro

well since he's on the eastern side of the eastern most island in the chain then a tsunami originating from an earth quake underneath hawaii would need to travel to cali and bounce back before hitting him

he'll be aight

go back to sleep

cubbybear · 11-27-2006, 12:51 PM

To quote Scar from Lion King: "I am surrounded by idiots" well put lickmy.

DanClass · 11-27-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by spaceboy

Are you channeling kfed or are you really a whigger?

i just hate white people

ElleJ · 11-27-2006, 01:01 PM

I just told my friend about this-best part, she didn't get it. I'm not going to explain.

At least Hawaii is beautiful.

DanClass · 11-27-2006, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by spaceboy

But not their breasts.

well i'm not insane

/titties!

cubbybear · 11-27-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ

I just told my friend about this-best part, she didn't get it. I'm not going to explain.

At least Hawaii is beautiful.

A lot of beautiful DUMB women with nice bodies live in Hawaii.

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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	Dumbest state is now Hawaii The highlights about the earthquake and tsunami that we have scheduled for today here in the islands. It's supposed to be a big one. cubbybear and I are surrounded by retards. A hoax about a pending earthquake and tsunami triggered a storm of calls yesterday to civil defense, police and news organizations, and sent hundreds of Leeward O'ahu residents rushing for gas and supplies. The inquiries varied but the concern was spurred by fast-spreading talk of a magnitude 9-plus earthquake that supposedly was to occur on the Big Island sometime between midnight and tomorrow morning, which would cause a large tsunami. Harry Jones waved his hand back and forth as he imitated the seismograph. "It's supposed to happen either today or tomorrow." http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/ap...611270349/1001 __________________ Keith: "Now go get your cane, little baby faggot." Chemda: "As soon as you talk about farm rape, you're in the sack. That's hot."
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rellek NO BRUMSKI Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC! Posts: 966	Dumbest state? Thats debatable but I enjoy a good hoax just the same.
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11-27-2006, 10:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	Well, just in case, I'm reading the forums from under my desk this morning. Out here, news spreads quickly on what we call the "coconut wireless". You can cheat on your wife and be divorced before you get home. It's awesome.
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cubbybear Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the middle of the Pacific Posts: 497	To quote Scar from Lion King: "I am surrounded by idiots" well put lickmy.
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ElleJ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,197	I just told my friend about this-best part, she didn't get it. I'm not going to explain. At least Hawaii is beautiful.
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