26: The Hot Dog Eating Contest

Junkenstein · 10-02-2009, 03:22 AM

Oh yeah. 4 and half minutes of goodies, again.

Jeremy that wins like a pro.

Myka, that is the hottest and has one of the best lines ("fags gotta do what fags gotta do")

Myq which eats like an animal even if he looks like a tiny starving guy.

But the laughter/LOLocaust prize goes to Keith. Jesus the best (almost) silent comedy performance of the late group of KATGtv. His jumping up and down ("maaaaa...") during the phone call is gold.

Sir you're a national treasure.

Add: ia lmost forgot. Usual rounds of sloppy dick sucking to McNally for his editing.

PoorGradStudent · 10-02-2009, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Jeremy that wins like a pro.

Jeremy may have won, but I think we all know who the real winner was....

archicat · 10-02-2009, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

Jeremy may have won, but I think we all know who the real winner was....

Myka Foxxx?

PoorGradStudent · 10-02-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by archicat

Myka Foxxx?

I was thinking Keith. Mainly because he got to have one bite of a delicious hotdog without the stomach ache of eating 10.

Junkenstein · 10-02-2009, 01:05 PM

Fuck it. Rellek wins. There's not enough love for that stoic expression of his. He cracks me up very time.

Grapist · 10-02-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by archicat

Myq - you should both be proud of your overeating abilities,

Can your actually over-eat on vegan food? I know we call it "food" out of convenience, but really, technically, vegans eat the stuff that real food eats.

Myka at the end "Can I have that? That looks delicious." LOL

ArtNinja · 10-02-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

Can your actually over-eat on vegan food? I know we call it "food" out of convenience, but really, technically, vegans eat the stuff that real food eats.

Myka at the end "Can I have that? That looks delicious." LOL

Agreed, I'm craving hot dogs now.

Casanova Frankenstein · 10-03-2009, 07:21 PM

Great epi. Myka on fire as always. I thought Keith would catch em at the end.

I vote for a baked beans eating contest next. I keep remembering that scene in Blazing Saddles - but with Keith, Brolo, Matt and Spooky.

myq · 10-04-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

Can your actually over-eat on vegan food? I know we call it "food" out of convenience, but really, technically, vegans eat the stuff that real food eats.

I will take you on in a tofu-eating contest and destroy you.
And then I will eat you. (But I will not cause you any pain before doing it.)

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Myq which eats like an animal even if he looks like a tiny starving guy.

You hear that, Grapist? I will eat you like an animal. A tiny starving guy animal.

Junkenstein · 10-04-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by myq

I will take you on in a tofu-eating contest and destroy you.
And then I will eat you. (But I will not cause you any pain before doing it.)

You hear that, Grapist? I will eat you like an animal. A tiny starving guy animal.

I'll quote Margaret Cho and say: "Dont mess with vegans. They will fuck you up. Because they're HUNGRY!"

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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Oh yeah. 4 and half minutes of goodies, again. Jeremy that wins like a pro. Myka, that is the hottest and has one of the best lines ("fags gotta do what fags gotta do") Myq which eats like an animal even if he looks like a tiny starving guy. But the laughter/LOLocaust prize goes to Keith. Jesus the best (almost) silent comedy performance of the late group of KATGtv. His jumping up and down ("maaaaa...") during the phone call is gold. Sir you're a national treasure. Add: ia lmost forgot. Usual rounds of sloppy dick sucking to McNally for his editing. Last edited by Junkenstein; 10-02-2009 at 06:01 AM.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Fuck it. Rellek wins. There's not enough love for that stoic expression of his. He cracks me up very time.
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Casanova Frankenstein Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 71	Great epi. Myka on fire as always. I thought Keith would catch em at the end. I vote for a baked beans eating contest next. I keep remembering that scene in Blazing Saddles - but with Keith, Brolo, Matt and Spooky.
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