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Not held back by the FCC or anyone else, Keith and Chemda create hilarious talk shows 5 days a week along with a video podcast. Topics cover celebrity gossip, current news, pop culture and preventing robots from taking over the world.
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1590: The One That I Want

She literally butt-dialed my mom.

Show Notes

Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• Summer Plans: Van Halen canceled 30 dates on their summer tour with David Lee Roth
• Ambush Bar Show: Ray shat on a show he and Tim used to do together
• Surf Reality: Happy birthday to Faceboy who changed Chemda's life
• Abandonment: Tim tends to latch onto women who make him happy because his model for relationships growing up was romantic comedies
• Bad Donuts: People tend to think of romance in terms of a time investment and an end goal
• The Newness: Tim doesn't see himself staying with one person forever because he's addicted to change
• Polite: Tim thinks sex is overrated and doesn't care if it's pleasurable for him
• That's My Boy: A girl butt-dialed Tim's mom while he was fingering her
• Paul Rudd: Tim recently got out of a relationship with a girl who doesn't know what she wants from him
• Valid Answer: Comics are funnier than the average person and can be exciting to date, but they're mostly out of their minds
• Sucked In: A listener wrote in asking advice on whether to go out with a married woman
• Fuck Off: Tim used to be a violent kid until he learned to suppress his anger
• Brittle Boy: Tim saw a mean old woman get put in her place on the subway, and Chemda saw two Asian guys in a one-sided fight
• Wildlife: Keith saw and loved Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator, but the paralyzed ticket booth worker had a bad attitude, and Keith lost his wallet
• Hulk: Keith got John Petrie's mugshot and plans to write him a letter
• What If It's A Curse: A Wal-Mart customer went to get her oil changed and found Satanic imagery scribbled on her oil tank
• 5 For 5: A Michigan teenager found a human finger in his Arby's sandwich, a McDonald's customer found a deep-fried cockroach in the hash browns, and Keith encountered a Popeyes customer who bit into glass in their chicken
• Peanut: A Chinese man licked an endangered monkey's ass to save its life
• And Then The Pun: A man called the police on a restaurant that cut him off after he had twelve pieces of fish as part of an all-you-can-eat special
• Hot Potato: Three members of The Wiggles are quitting
• Just Once Then: John Travolta started to blow his Grease co-star Jeff Conaway in his sleep in the 90s
• And Scene: A 67-year-old man died after getting multiple lap dances at a Texas strip club

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Van Halen
Van Halen

Just as much of an asshole as everyone else
Just as much of an asshole as everyone else
John Petrie
John Petrie
The Wiggles as they were
The Wiggles as they were
Tell me more, tell me more.  Are you sucking my dick?
Tell me more, tell me more. Are you sucking my dick?

1589: Mad About You

I really went crazy.

Show Notes

Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• This Song I Can't With: Singer/songwriter Donna Summer died
• Lesson Learned: Rapper Mystikal just started his 90-day sentence for domestic abuse while under probation for orally raping his hair stylist
• Icebox: A 14-year-old Long Island boy is playing on a high school girls' hockey team because there isn't a male team
• Single Stall: Unisex bathrooms can feel kinda rapey, and no one wants the opposite sex in their bathroom
• Jewelry: A Texas man was shot to death by his baby's mama because she thought her mother's day gift was too cheap
• Glossed Over: Britney Spears complained about being Photoshopped in a magazine and released the supposed originals
• Unscrupulously: A Russian Orthodox priest wore a watch that he shouldn't be able to afford and tried to cover it up
• Skid Row: Actor Nick Stahl of Terminator 3 and Sin City fame is missing
• Therapist: Every cab driver in NYC may soon have to take a class to learn how to help their prostitute customers
• It's My Right: A man was stabbed in the chest for viewing porn in a library after smashing a chair over the stabber's head
• Fried: Chemda cried during KATG Week from the stress of 5 events in 4 days on top of her outside obligations, but sex fixes everything
• Conditioning: Water calms Lauren down when she's falling apart because her mom used to throw her in the ocean
• Shoot: The Jeopardy footage turned up after all
• Permission: Lauren intends to let Chemda's parents know if she plans to propose

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Donna Summer
Donna Summer
Mystikal
Mystikal
Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Orthodox priest with the magic watch
Orthodox priest with the magic watch
Nick Stahl
Nick Stahl
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