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2456: Window to the Soul

with Erin Judge – Being in a bisexual open relationship while married; 15-year-olds dating 19-year-olds; Erin’s lesbian parents; self-pep talks; the last time you cried; Ryan Lochte’s lost sponsorships and ovulating Olympians; playing Monopoly with Daymond John; Keith’s bathtub evacuations; Indian police constable eats 40 knives; KATG polls August 24, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Not Abbi Crutchfield: Erin Judge, comedian, author, and member of the Pink Collar Comedy Tour, is in studio
  • — Walk The Walk, Fuck The Fuck: Erin has been married and in an open relationship since she was 22
  • — A Simpler Time: Erin discusses the 19-year-olds she dated when she was a 15-year-old cutter
  • — Secrets Are Bad: Erin’s mother left Erin’s father for another woman and made Erin keep it a secret from everyone
  • — Vow Of Celibacy: Erin's new novel is about a woman who decides to become abstinent
  • — You’re Good And I Love You: Erin discusses the pep talks she gives herself in the car
  • — Perpetual Threesome: In addition to her husband, Erin has had a girlfriend for 3 years. Fortunately everyone gets along ‘in a variety of ways.’
  • — Tears For Fears: Erin cries all the time. Keith can’t remember the last time he cried, and he’s saving his tears for Chemda’s tumor until it becomes malignant.
  • — Shut It: Keith and Erin bond over their spouses’ inability to close drawers and cabinets
  • — Bleeding Money: Following Speedo’s lead, more sponsors have dropped Ryan Lochte after his made-up Rio ‘mugging’ incident. The gang discusses Olympians who perform while ovulating.
  • — Plumbing The Depths: While staying at the Gatsby mansion, Keith’s wife Cathryn played Monopoly with the owner of FUBU on his $3,000 board and got a complimentary bidet that broke their toilet just in time for Keith’s flu
  • — Sharp Cheddar: An Indian police constable ate 40 knives because he ‘felt like it and enjoyed the taste’
  • — Working The Polls: 47% of KATG’s audience say they could date a sex worker. 87% believe explicit language should stop being censored on television. 1 listener (who may or may not be Keith) thinks Keith and Chemda together have a chance beating Chaz Kangas in a rap battle.

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Erin JudgeErin Judge

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Erin Judge
Erin Judge


Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte
Fu Yuanhui
Fu Yuanhui
FUBU founder Daymond John
FUBU founder Daymond John
Cat playing monopoly with Daymond at the Gatsby mansion
Cat playing monopoly with Daymond at the Gatsby mansion
A TUSHY bidet
A TUSHY bidet


The knives swallowed by Indian police constable Surjeet Singh
The knives swallowed by Indian police constable Surjeet Singh
An adult diaper
An adult diaper

2455: Chemda and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

with Matteo Lane, Ray DeVito, and Mehran Khaghani – Listeners react to Chemda’s tumor; Ryan Lochte’s robbery lie; Ray’s gay experience as a kid; Mehran’s bad day August 23, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Kickstart My Heart: Matteo Lane, Ray DeVito, and Mehran Khaghani, requested by Kickstarter supporters Jenni and Justin, are in studio
  • — Stay Positive: The gang discusses Chemda’s tumor
  • — Something’s Fishy Here: Ryan Lochte lied about being robbed at gunpoint. He was, instead, held by a security guard after him and his teammates urinated on and vandalized a gas station. Sponsors have dropped him.
  • — Dr. Mehran: Mehran, the world’s biggest distraction, takes the mic and doesn’t do a good job listening to Ray’s story about having a bad gay experience as a kid
  • — Walk It Off: Mehran talks about his bad day and offers Chemda some advice

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Matteo Lane with Kickstarter supporters Justin and Jenni
Matteo Lane with Kickstarter supporters Justin and Jenni
Justin, Jeni, Chemda, Ray DeVito, Mehran Khaghani, and Keith
Justin, Jeni, Chemda, Ray DeVito, Mehran Khaghani, and Keith
Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte
Ryan and The Boys at the gas station
Ryan and The Boys at the gas station
Steele Johnson
Steele Johnson
Jeromec.co/store
Jeromec.co/store

JJMArtwork.com
JJMArtwork.com

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