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2219: I Want to Ride My Bicycle

with Jena Axelrod and Paul Murdock – Jackie Martling’s show; How old is too old for children?; the inevitable danger of bicycles; accidental selfie shooting; the most brilliant minds agree on the dangers of AI; prostitute kills serial killer; death from car sex; faking live musical performances; pilot invites models to fly plane July 30, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Is This A Test?: Jena Axelrod and Paul Murdock, who are dating and met through comedy, are in studio
  • — What Are You Gonna Do?: Keith and Chemda met Jena while they were guests on Jackie Martling’s show, where she provided microphone and moral support
  • — Egg Timer: Jena, who is almost 41 and has been dating Paul, 37, for 3 years, was told by her gynecologist to hurry up and have kids
  • — Armed And Dangerous: While Paul and Jena were riding their bicycles together, Paul hit a pothole and DESTROYED his arm. For the 12+ hours they were at the hospital, a Riker’s Island inmate in the next room masturbated to Jena. Paul still plans on getting back in the saddle once his arm heals, but Jena is nervous about it.
  • — Russian Roulette 2015: A Russian woman accidentally killed herself after taking a selfie with her co-worker’s gun to her head
  • — Windex And War Games: Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking have issued a warning about killer robots, calling a global artificial intelligence arms race ‘virtually inevitable.’ Jena the Brazilian jiu-jitsu expert is prepared for the apocalypse.
  • — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Using the man’s own gun, a prostitute fatally shot a john who came with a ‘kill kit’ and a list of escorts and who is most likely connected to the serial murders of several sex workers in multiple states
  • — Death Cab For Cutie: A man and woman died of carbon monoxide that leaked in through their car’s rusty exhaust pipe while they were having sex
  • — Watermelon Pie: 32% of the audience, including Paul, has faked a live musical performance
  • — Upright And Locked Position: An airline pilot invited a Playboy model and her friend into the cockpit mid-flight, where they received champagne and touched controls

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Paul Murdock and Jena Axelrod
Paul Murdock and Jena Axelrod
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling

Paul's broken arm
Paul's broken arm



Dr. Ruth
Dr. Ruth
The iPhone gun case
The iPhone gun case
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking

"Heather" and Neal Falls, the serial killer she killed
"Heather" and Neal Falls, the serial killer she killed
Neal's "kill kit"
Neal's "kill kit"

Violet Iles and David Long , the dead car coitus couple
Violet Iles and David Long , the dead car coitus couple
Amy Shanker
Amy Shanker

Chloe Mafia
Chloe Mafia

2218: Sweet Nothings

with Clark Jones – Diabetes; psychotic crushes; clever catcalling; Keith vs. Mission Impossible; Amy (Winehouse movie) reviewed; Deflategate update; La’el Collins and Throatzilla; Donald Trump right about Mexican drugs, gives out Lindsey Grahams’ personal phone number, rapes Ivana Trump, and starts fake ‘Veterans for Trump’ coalition July 29, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — To The Point: Clark Jones, host of Comedy at the Knitting Factory, is in studio
  • — The Sugar Free Show: Clark, who is in the process of starting a podcast featuring guests who suffer from some sort of affliction, was diagnosed with diabetes when he was a soda-chugging 16-year-old. Now that he lives in NYC, he's graduated to chugging Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue Sauce.
  • — Black Mirror: Clark describes his latest psycho love
  • — Holler: Clark explains clever catcalling
  • — No, No, No: Keith hated the first 4 Mission Impossible movies and you’d best believe he’ll be in line for number 5. Clark isn’t the world’s biggest Amy Winehouse fan, but the fact that her songs consistently get him white girls’ phone numbers was enough to get him to see the new documentary about her.
  • — Feminine Touch: The Arizona Cardinals’ new training camp/preseason coaching intern Jen Welter is the NFL’s first female coach. When Deflategate investigators asked to look at Tom Brady’s phone for evidence, he informed them that he had broken it because he got a new phone, as is tradition. Dallas Cowboys’ La’el Collins ripped off a prostitute named Throatzilla after she performed fellatio and analingus on him, so she took to Twitter to put him on blast.
  • — Donald Trump Was Right: The NYPD has seized more than 600 pounds of heroin from Mexico in 2015, more than double their haul in 2014
  • — Donald Trump Was Wrong: Donald Trump giving out Lindsey Graham’s personal cell phone number to spite him turned out to be the classiest Donald Trump news story this week. After The Daily Beast ran a piece about Ivana Trump’s well-documented story of Donald raping and physically abusing her in 1989, Trump’s lawyer threatened the article’s author with a $500,000,000 lawsuit and insisted that there’s no such thing as marital rape. To save face after calling John McCain not a war hero for being captured during the Vietnam War, Donald assembled a ‘Veterans for Trump’ coalition, boasting the names of veterans who had no idea they were being assembled.

Guests

Clark JonesClark Jones

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Clark Jones
Clark Jones

7&7
7&7










Cardinals assistant coaching intern Jen Weltern
Cardinals assistant coaching intern Jen Weltern
Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians
Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians
San Antonio Spurs assistant coach Becky Hammon
San Antonio Spurs assistant coach Becky Hammon
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
La'el Collins
La'el Collins
Throatzilla
Throatzilla
Donald and Ivana Trump
Donald and Ivana Trump

Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen
Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Lisa Bonet
Lisa Bonet


John McCain
John McCain

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