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2017: The Good Ol' Days

With Joe DeRosa - Entitled people; obtaining medical marijuana; sobriety and AA; expecting to die July 22, 2014
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  • — There Goes Joe’s Day: Joe DeRosa, who dropped his coffee the second he walked into the building, is in studio
  • — Age Of Entitlement: Joe is a curmudgeon but only because he is affected so greatly by the state of things in the world; he and Chemda both think that they are better suited for the 1970s
  • — Okay, Cracker: Joe grew up white despite a DNA test telling him he’s 20% African and 80% Middle Eastern, and he is willing to accept racial slurs for white people in exchange for the rest of the world calming down a little
  • — It’s Pretty Easy To Get The Weed Card: Joe lives in Los Angeles and has a medical marijuana card because of his ‘back problems’
  • — Automatic Fun: Joe started drinking again after a brief hiatus because sobriety is boring; Joe shares his disgust with the ‘functioning’ alcoholics who attend AA meetings
  • — So Why Even Bother?: Joe’s aunt died of cirrhosis of the liver, but she didn’t acquire it from drinking; Joe, who is a healthy 36-year-old, is afraid of dying young and runs down a list of young people who died too soon

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Joe DeRosaJoe DeRosa

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Joe DeRosa
Joe DeRosa
Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra
The Exorcist
The Exorcist



Brett Ratner
Brett Ratner
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.

Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Alcoholics Anonymous
Alcoholics Anonymous
Patrice O'Neal
Patrice O'Neal
Mike DeStefano
Mike DeStefano

2016: Shake It Off

With Will Petz – Quiet Events and Quiet Clubbing; douche bros in a club; excommunication; the controversial professor’s comments on unconscious rape; James Garner dies; Israel vs. Palestine; Russia shoots down a Malaysian passenger airliner that Jason Biggs jokes about; Gisele Bündchen is still the #1 supermodel; Johnny Utah’s revisited; a police officer gets pizza pranked July 21, 2014
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  • — On The Green Channel: Will Petz, the genius behind the Quiet Events, is in studio
  • — Plugged In: Will talks about the other headphone events he’s masterminded, like a flash-mob party and a romantic play where the man’s thoughts are broadcast on one channel and the woman’s on another
  • — Is That Your Girl?: Keith recorded an episode of My Name Is Keith with Ali May, where he didn’t even have to yell at her but got her so drunk that he literally paralyzed her
  • — Handshaker From Way Back: Keith encountered a rude group of people at a party, and he was ready to throw punches
  • — It's A Girl: A 44-year-old Chinese man checked into a hospital with stomach pain and discovered he was really a woman
  • — Checking In With The Fans: KATG Tattoo #135 and a person becoming excommunicated from God for being gay
  • — Raping The Benefits: As it turns out, the professor Ari Shaffir mentioned was not saying that unconscious rape victims suffer less than conscious rape victims, he was actually saying that raping an unconscious person shouldn’t be illegal because they wouldn’t realize it anyway
  • — R.I.P. Jamie Gardener: James Garner, of Maverick and The Rockford Files fame, died at 86
  • — Future Soap Hockey Rink: Chemda’s parents are caught up in the crossfire of the latest Israel/Palestine missile attacks
  • — Too Soon: Russia shoots down a Malaysian Airlines passenger jet, and Jason Biggs causes an uproar joking about it
  • — Soccer’s Over: Another listener writes in to tell Keith how wrong he is about soccer, and Gisele Bündchen is the top-earning supermodel for 7 years in a row with $386,000,000. (She makes considerably more than husband Tom Brady.)
  • — Here’s What That Reminds Me Of: Will has taken people on organized tours to Johnny Utah’s for mechanical bull riding. Guess where this leads to...
  • — Cheesed Off: A man ordered 5 pizzas to the police officer who arrested him while he was being processed in the police station

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Will PetzWill Petz

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Will Petz
Will Petz

Ali May
Ali May
Adam Brown
Adam Brown
Emmy
Emmy
Barbie getting her new tattoo
Barbie getting her new tattoo
Barbie and KATG Tattoo #135
Barbie and KATG Tattoo #135

Ari Shaffir
Ari Shaffir
Steven Landsburg, the economics professor and unconscious rape advocate
Steven Landsburg, the economics professor and unconscious rape advocate
James Garner
James Garner



The wreckage of the shot-down Malaysian flight in Ukraine
The wreckage of the shot-down Malaysian flight in Ukraine
Cor Pan, who posted "If it disappears, this is what it looks like," before his plane was shot down
Cor Pan, who posted "If it disappears, this is what it looks like," before his plane was shot down
Jason Biggs
Jason Biggs
Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen
Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen
Michael Harp, the man who got more jail time for ordering 5 pizzas to his booking officer
Michael Harp, the man who got more jail time for ordering 5 pizzas to his booking officer
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