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2025: 1 or 3

With Kambri Crews – David Lee Roth’s sexuality; poor people giving to The Church; opening up shop in NYC; Airbnb con artists; Kambri fights to keep her father in prison; making your book lawsuit-proof; grammar Nazis; Kristen Stewart threaten to sue Joan Rivers; how your sexuality affects your parents August 1, 2014
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  • — Van Kambri: Kambri Crews, David Lee Roth’s biggest fan, is in studio
  • — Real Biblical Shit: Kambri and Keith didn’t grow up well off at all, but their families dutifully paid their tithes to the church. Chemda shares a surprisingly profane parable from The Bible.
  • — Good Guy Guarantee: Kambri is opening her own place that will be a performance space at night and a Learning Annex-type space during the day
  • — Bad Guy Guarantee: An Airbnb user rented her home out to 2 people who refused to pay their balance, refused to leave, and even sued the owner! Another Airbnb user returned home early to find his renter throwing a videotaped orgy in his apartment.
  • — Burn Down The Parole Request: Kambri's father, who tried to kill Kambri's mother and his girlfriend (as documented in her book), had his parole denied after Kambri wrote the court a letter advising he stay in jail
  • — Court Adjournalled: Kambri talks about the process she and her publisher had to go through to make her book lawsuit-proof
  • — The Proof, Is In The Reading !!: Keith and Chemda argue about their different grammatical ideals
  • — Ew: Kristen Stewart threatened to sue Joan Rivers because Joan alluded to Kristen's affair with a married director in her new book
  • — Father's Dead: 49% of KATG's listeners called their dads for Father's Day; 24% didn't but could have, and 24% have dead dads
  • — Behave: A listener named Kristen struggling with her parents' acceptance of her sexuality writes in to tell Chemda how much her Mental Illness Happy Hour episode meant to her; Keith has a message for Kristen's parents
  • — Bringer Showtunes: Kambri's husband Christian Finnegan is in a new musical about stand-up comedy, and Kambri is gleefully awaiting how awful it will be

Guests

Kambri CrewsKambri Crews

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Kambri Crews
Kambri Crews
David Lee Roth
David Lee Roth
David Lee Christ
David Lee Christ
Jesus
Jesus
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Cory Tschogl, the victim of an Airbnb squatter scam
Cory Tschogl, the victim of an Airbnb squatter scam
Maksym and Denys Pashanin, the Airbnb scammers
Maksym and Denys Pashanin, the Airbnb scammers
Ari Temen, the comic whose apartment became the scene of an orgy
Ari Temen, the comic whose apartment became the scene of an orgy

Hugsy Malone, woman
Hugsy Malone, woman

Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers

Rupert Sanders, Kristen Stewart's lover
Rupert Sanders, Kristen Stewart's lover



2024: Book It

With Frank Conniff – MST3K; celebrities charging money at conventions and what they make; Kevin Smith is on the outs with Ben Affleck; Dustin “Screech” Diamond; convention groupie sex; engaging strangers with jokes; Jenny McCarthy’s son calls the cops on her, repeatedly; the NYPD chokehold; recent KATG polls and politics; President Warren G. Harding, pervert; Orlando Bloom punches Justin Bieber over Miranda Kerr July 31, 2014
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  • — Reminder: Frank Conniff, who is here for real this time, is in studio
  • — Mystery Snark Theater 3000: Frank was a cast member of the cult show Mystery Science Theater 3000, and he reveals that he and his fellow bullies never got any hassle from the people involved in the movies they were making fun of
  • — Sign Me Up: Frank has only charged for signing autographs at one convention, where he made $700 in a day
  • — Chicks Ruin Everything: Kevin Smith revealed that he and Ben Affleck have not been ‘tight in decades’ because Ben’s wife Jennifer Garner ‘don’t care for’ Kevin
  • — HA HA: Frank’s first job in Los Angeles was writing for a show Dustin Diamond was on, where Screech dissed him after not understanding a joke Frank wrote
  • — Porkin' Frank: Frank hasn’t dated anyone lately, and talks about the difference between groupie sex and sex with a person you care about
  • — Noted: Keith and Frank are both uncomfortable with engaging strangers in their personal lives
  • — Maybe A Vaccine Could Fix This: Jenny McCarthy’s son loves calling the cops on his mom
  • — So They Couldn't Breathe Into The Mic?: The NYPD has been using illegal chokeholds to restrain people for bizarre crimes such as selling loose cigarettes and barbecuing on the sidewalk, with at least one fatal result
  • — The Numbers Are In: 8% of KATG’s listeners sleepwalk; 59% have allergies; 18% have OCD; 47% believe successful politicians are evil by definition, which Frank disagrees with
  • — Oh, Jerry: More than 1,000 pages of handwritten sexy letters former president Warren G. Harding wrote to his mistress in the early 20th century have been released
  • — In Bloom ('s Face): Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber for making a snide remark about his ex-wife Miranda Kerr. After the incident, Justin posted a picture of the ex on Instagram before immediately taking it down.

Guests

Frank ConniffFrank Conniff

Pictures

Frank Conniff
Frank Conniff

Joe Don Baker
Joe Don Baker

William Shatner
William Shatner
Ace Frehley
Ace Frehley
Lori Petty
Lori Petty
Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck
Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Dustin Diamond
Dustin Diamond

Elvira
Elvira
Jenny McCarthy and her son
Jenny McCarthy and her son
The stolen CitiBike
The stolen CitiBike
The NYPD's chokehold
The NYPD's chokehold

Hillary and Bill Clinton
Hillary and Bill Clinton
Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky
Barack Obama
Barack Obama
Warren G. Harding
Warren G. Harding
Warren's mistress Carrie Fulton Phillips
Warren's mistress Carrie Fulton Phillips
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr
David Prowse
David Prowse
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