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2023: 10%

With Greg Warren - Handshaking vs. fist-bumping; McDonald’s selling expired meat; customer service and Cracker Barrel; woman awarded $23.6 billion in cigarette settlement; Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin revisited; the percentage of our brain that we use; Jerry Sandusky’s adopted son speaks of sexual abuse; Disney World employees arrested for pedophilia and child porn; Disney employee rules; why you should jump the turnstile; Jay-Z and Beyonce to divorce? July 30, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — What Do I Gotta Do, Read 'Em All?: Greg Warren, who has a lot of credits, is in studio
  • — Pound It: Fist-bumping spreads only one-twentieth the amount of bacteria that a handshake does
  • — Stand By Your Meat: A factory in China that supplies to a multitude of fast food restaurants was found to be processing expired meat and meat that had fallen on the floor, and was dropped by every food establishment except McDonald’s
  • — Tea'd Off: The gang talks about how complaining to companies has evolved from letters to phone calls to social media posts, and Greg discusses his love-hate relationship with Cracker Barrel
  • — Wingin’ It: 39% of KATG’s listeners prefer blue cheese dressing with their buffalo wings
  • — Thank You For Dying: A Florida jury awarded a widow $23.6 billion in damages because a cigarette company didn’t inform her late husband how dangerous it was to smoke cigarettes
  • — Women And Politics: Keith uncovers a new part of the broke Hillary Clinton conspiracy, and Keith predicts a very public Sarah Palin meltdown
  • — Myth Busted: The existence of Expendables 3 shoots down the ‘we actually do use 100% of our brains’ theory
  • — Penn-etration State: Jerry Sandusky’s adopted son gave an interview to Oprah about his life of child abuse and ‘bedtime rituals’
  • — The Most Magical Place On Earth: 35 Disney World employees have been accused of pedophilia and possessing child porn since 2006. The gang discusses some of the strict rules Disney park employees must adhere to.
  • — NOT THIS TRAIN!: Keith explains to Greg why you shouldn’t feel guilty in the least for jumping the subway turnstiles
  • — All The Single Ladies: The fact that Beyoncé is apartment hunting without Jay-Z adds to the theory that they are breaking up from their fake marriage.

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Greg WarrenGreg Warren

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Greg Warren
Greg Warren
Keith and The Girl's offering to Greg
Keith and The Girl's offering to Greg

The plant that processed tainted meat for McDonald's
The plant that processed tainted meat for McDonald's

Sriracha
Sriracha
Cynthia Robinson, the woman who won a $23.6 billion lawsuit against R.J. Reynolds
Cynthia Robinson, the woman who won a $23.6 billion lawsuit against R.J. Reynolds

Diane Sawyer and Hillary Clinton
Diane Sawyer and Hillary Clinton


Noted brain-usage expert Christian Finnegan
Noted brain-usage expert Christian Finnegan

Frasier Crane
Frasier Crane
Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren

Jerry Sandusky
Jerry Sandusky
Matt Sandusky and Oprah Winfrey
Matt Sandusky and Oprah Winfrey


Beyoncé and Jay-Z
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
Rihanna
Rihanna
Solange
Solange
'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic

2022: Woman of the People

With Kevin Avery – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; the Sarah Palin Channel; a prankster replaced the American flags atop the Brooklyn Bridge; multimillionaire Hillary Clinton claims her family was “dead broke” when they left the White House; Bill Clinton’s current mistress; sexual advances denied and chronicled in a spreadsheet; sexless romantic relationships July 29, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — FXXked Up: Kevin Avery, ex-head writer of Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell and current writer on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, is in studio
  • — Last Week This Instant: Kevin talks about the stress of staying on top of up-to-the-minute world and pop culture news as a writer for daily and weekly television shows
  • — Gotcha Journalism: Sarah Palin now has her own online news channel to combat the lame-stream media all around her
  • — Surrender: Someone replaced the regular American flags on top of the Brooklyn Bridge with bleached-white American flags, exposing how shoddy bridge security is
  • — This Week In The Clinton Family: Hillary Clinton, who’s made over $5,000,000 by giving speeches (and whose husband made over $100,000,000 through speeches), claimed her family was ‘dead broke’ when they left the White House; Bill Clinton has a mistress nicknamed ‘Energizer’ who is kept secret from Hillary by both Bill and Hillary’s secret service agents
  • — Spread Lips, Not Sheets: A man created a spreadsheet to document both every time his wife refused him sex and the excuses she used when she denied him; they are but 2 of the 40,000,000 Americans in sexless romantic relationships

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Kevin Avery
Kevin Avery



Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin

Madea
Madea
The white flag on the Brooklyn Bridge
The white flag on the Brooklyn Bridge
Bane
Bane
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne
Hillary and Bill Clinton being poor
Hillary and Bill Clinton being poor

Excuses, excuses...
Excuses, excuses...

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