Keith and The Girl Comedy Talk Show

Show Notes

• Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• Favorite Son: Keith's mom keeps calling him to thank him for the chocolate berries he sent for Mother's Day, and he ignores her to drag it out
• Boner: Gaby Dunn interviewed 100 people in a year and her favorite was porn star James Deen
• Donnie Wahlberg: Gaby skipped therapy to appear on KATG and her therapist is quitting soon
• Neurosis: Myq Kaplan introduced Gaby to Keith and Chemda, and their similarities are obvious to everyone but Gaby
• Claustrophobic: Gaby had an anxiety attack on a plane and the crew wouldn't take off until she stopped crying
• Zine: Gaby's high school didn't allow a school paper, so she got an internship at a local paper and became a teenage reporter
• Navel Gazing: Despite her years of experience, Gaby has a hard time getting anyone to take her seriously due to her age
• Relapse: Gaby's father is a recovered alcoholic, but he's a good father, and both her parents are supportive of her choices as an adult
• Captain Planet: Gaby, her mom, and her sister all have a matching set of tattoos that they got around the same time
• Table It: Gaby had trouble making friends as a kid because she wasn't religious or boring enough for her school. Also she's bi.
• Let's Trade: Kristen Stewart is upset because everything is so easy for her
• No Fucks: Gaby had to kiss celebrities' asses to get interviews with them, and Keith thinks interviewers should unionize
• Grounded: Angelina Jolie bought Brad Pitt a helicopter to go with their helicopter pad, and Jennifer Aniston got both of them an $800 bouquet
• Only In New York: NYC Muni-Meters now allow people to reuse their tickets to park anywhere in the city
• Move: Ontario police are waiting for a man accused of stealing and swallowing a $20,000 diamond to shit it out
• Lil' Buddy: The new KATGtv episode Man's Best Friend starring TJ and Benji is available through KATG VIP
• Disrespectful: Keith and Chemda had issues with the video shoot of KATG Week
• The Next Day: George Zimmerman claims that there's documented evidence that he was attacked by Trayvon Martin
• Jackass: A New York State man had his friend shoot him in the leg to learn what it feels like to be shot

Show Notes

• Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• Wakka Wakka: Ray organized Dan Allen's bachelor party, but the roast had to be canceled due to Dan's lack of friends
• Creative Credit: Dan no longer performs at Sacapuntas, but Ray is fine with him taking home half the door
• No Way To Win: Ray produces several shows around town and never knows if he'll have an audience, but Keith always has hundreds at his shows and still isn't taken seriously by his peers
• Eh, Kinda: Mike Recine called out to Chemda from the stage and got mad when she fought back
• Nice Jeans: Keith doesn't engage hecklers, but he can respond to what they say and work it into his set
• White People: A Florida man was the first person ever to juggle through a triathlon, and a Texas man was arrested for riding a unicycle naked
• You Get Things: Keith called Home Depot to get a door installed and nearly hulked out over the poor customer service
• What's The Problem: Ray tried to get Keith's coat from a bar and got shot down by the bouncer and the manager
• Inevitable: Facebook is offering a service for people to pay $2 and have their posts stay at the top of everyone's pages
• Greatest Hits: Keith watched America's Got Talent to see how Howard Stern would play it
• Ozone Park: John Gotti's widow still endorses John Travolta and supports his being cast to play her late husband
• Touching Their Stuff: One of Travolta's victims has requested a private trial
• Misunderstanding: Alec Baldwin's stalker has her day in court
• Psychologically Damaged: A British Airways steward was arrested after admitting he left a bomb hoax message on a jet's bathroom door
• Warm Pudding: Ray was traumatized by his perfectly normal deflowering