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2126: Marital AIDS

With Taylor Ketchum – Comics on Tinder; Taylor’s final break-up; comparing real life to Boyhood; New England Patriots deny football tampering January 29, 2015
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  • — Ha Ha Ha: Taylor Ketchum, who just matched up with Andrea Allan on Tinder, is in studio
  • — I Saw It Coming, You Son Of A Bitch: Taylor and his fiancée broke up again, this time for good
  • — When He's 30, We Can Be Friends: Keith and Taylor discuss Boyhood and how Taylor’s life was similar
  • — Many, Many Times: Taylor dropped out of college because he thought he had AIDS, but his symptoms were just from cocaine use, which his mom helped him realize
  • — The Testicles On Them: The New England Patriots obviously used deflated footballs, despite Tom Brady and Bill Belichick's denials
  • — The Kid's Here: Keith helps Taylor get back in the dating game

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Taylor Ketchum
Taylor Ketchum
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper's cock
Paul Hooper's cock


Bill Belichick
Bill Belichick
Tom Brady
Tom Brady

2125: Don't Look Down

With Justy Dodge – Willow Smith’s titty shirt; the legality of adult incest; misspelled tattoos; dating the Cannibal Cop; Justy’s new boyfriend; therapy; Boyhood January 27, 2015
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  • — Cut My Life Into Pieces: Justy Dodge, whose taste in music might explain her propensity for self-harm, is in studio
  • — Kids Today: 14-year-old Willow Smith posted a picture of herself wearing a shirt with a drawing of nude breasts on it
  • — We'll Come Back To That: Justy doesn't have a definitive answer on whether or not adult incest should be legal
  • — Remember: Justy has a misspelled tattoo, which was done by her sobriety sponsor's boyfriend
  • — Tuna Surprise: 12% of KATG's female fan base would let the Cannibal Cop go down on them
  • — We Were In A Fight About Something, Clearly: Justy broke something in her new boyfriend Caleb's apartment lobby by hitting her head against it in a molly and alcohol-fueled rage
  • — I’m A Hot Commodity: Chemda and Justy briefly went to the same therapist but they both fired him
  • — I Don’t Remember Any Of That: Keith plays some outtakes from Justy’s My Name Is Keith appearance
  • — You Know You’ve Blown Me, Right?: It took Justy a while to realize Caleb isn’t circumcised
  • — The Boyhood Trilogy: Justy liked Boyhood but found it too long; Keith is tackling it an hour at a time

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Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge
Papa Roach
Papa Roach
Willow Smith
Willow Smith
The Cannibal Cop's Match.com profile
The Cannibal Cop's Match.com profile
Caleb and Justy
Caleb and Justy


Classics 10: Who Fuckin' Knows

with Patrick Carlin January 2, 2015
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  • — Hippie: Patrick Carlin, who isn't dead, is in studio
  • — Juvie: Patrick's bad boy streak started when he was a toddler and continued through school, the Air Force, and up to this day
  • — Sibling Pride: Patrick and his younger brother George were close together growing up after escaping with their mother from an alcoholic, abusive father
  • — Dry Carlin: Patrick blew a .24 after being pulled over for drunk driving, which led him to stop drinking
  • — WWW: Patrick doesn't know if he's on The Internet, but he has a website and adds people on Facebook
  • — Holy Matrimony: Patrick and his wife of 56 years got married on Holy Saturday after scaring the priest with tales of living in sin
  • — Necrophilia: Patrick is 81-years-old but still has sex, because what is he gonna do, not have sex?
  • — Content: Patrick isn't envious of his brother's success

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Patrick Carlin and Lauren Hennessy
Patrick Carlin and Lauren Hennessy
George Carlin
George Carlin



Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
The cast of The George Carlin Show
The cast of The George Carlin Show
Ethel Merman
Ethel Merman

Classics 9: That Metal Show

with Jim Florentine January 1, 2015
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  • — The Day The Laughter Died: Keith saw Jim Florentine open for Andrew Dice Clay, and Keith took great pleasure in watching Jim's set deteriorate into a profane shouting match with the audience
  • — Dr. Pepper: Jim's most recent CD, 'Awful Jokes From My First Comedy Notebook,' is literally exactly what its title implies
  • — Comedy Metal Midgets: Keith hypothesizes that the music he and Jim enjoy was actually never any good at all
  • — Deathstyle: Keith was sickened by the Metallica documentary Some Kind of Monster
  • — Terrorizing Telemarketers: Jim has a series of albums that document his tomfoolery with telemarketers who call him which led to his casting on Comedy Central's Crank Yankers and working with Eminem
  • — Fired: Jim appeared on The Apprentice, performing stand-up for charity. It did not go well.
  • — Savior Complex: Jim's girlfriend Jade committed suicide 6 years ago and he met his current wife at a concert Jade told him to go to in a dream
  • — Bologna: Jim dated Robin Quivers, Howard Stern's co-host, but doesn't know whether or not she's currently healthy

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Jim Florentine
Jim Florentine
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay



KISS
KISS
Metallica
Metallica
Metallica?
Metallica?



Metallica's St. Anger
Metallica's St. Anger

Jim and "Special Ed"
Jim and "Special Ed"
Jim and "Bobby Fletcher"
Jim and "Bobby Fletcher"
Eminem and "Special Ed"
Eminem and "Special Ed"
Jim and Jade
Jim and Jade
Jim wife his wife Samantha and their son
Jim wife his wife Samantha and their son
Dionne Warwick
Dionne Warwick
You'd think a psychic wouldn't need a bell
You'd think a psychic wouldn't need a bell
Robin Quivers
Robin Quivers

Classics 8: Special Education

with Eugene Mirman December 31, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Starstruck: Eugene Mirman of Bob's Burgers is in the studio, much to Chemda's delight
  • — DC In Helsinki: Eugene receives plenty of mean messages over the Internet, as evidenced by the single bad review his book got, written by 'a big fan'
  • — Star Talk: Eugene loves space and laments the imminent shutdown of the NASA program
  • — Resource Room: Eugene was in special education for 6 years because he lip-synched a Bill Cosby routine for a book report and made things up during a reading comprehension test
  • — Highbrow Education: Eugene designed his own comedy major in college and performed a 1-hour stand-up act for his thesis
  • — Car Talk: A woman tried to flee the scene of a crime by hijacking a child's battery-powered toy car, and Chris Brown threatened a parking attendant over having to pay $10 for valet service
  • — Wild Animals: A woman in Zimbabwe started having sex with her boyfriend only to be mauled to death by a lion as the boyfriend hid and watched, and Keith is positive in his belief that Harry Potter had sex with a horse

Guests

Eugene MirmanEugene Mirman

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Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3



Eugene and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Eugene and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce

Jamie Craft, drunk driver
Jamie Craft, drunk driver
The getaway vehicle
The getaway vehicle
Chris Brown
Chris Brown
Daniel Radcliffe in Eqqus
Daniel Radcliffe in Eqqus

Classics 7: Sister Wife

with Ilana Glazer and Eliot Glazer December 30, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Hulk Mode: Eliot Glazer's sister Ilana Glazer of Broad City enjoyed seeing Keith lose his shit over the sound
  • — Lost And Alone: No one wants to have their own kids anymore
  • — Cage: Keith married Ben and TJ but recently got an invitation to their wedding
  • — Wrestling A Bear: Pussy Riot, a Russian punk rock band, was arrested for being hooligans after an anti-Putin performance
  • — Riled Up: Madonna was sued by Russian activists for liking gay people
  • — How Can You Say No: The wife of a victim of the 1972 Black September murders was turned away when she asked the Olympics board to honor the dead
  • — Nice Italian Dinner: Eliot is a fan of the way Mary Jo Buttafuoco handles being shot in the face
  • — Everybody's Gay: Eliot and Ilana have a retarded friend who thinks piano players can't be gay
  • — Extra Boomerangs: An Australian political ad called the rival candidate a jerk-off
  • — Inoperable: Tony Scott, director of Top Gun, jumped to his death at age 68
  • — Zingers: Phyllis Diller died in her sleep at age 95
  • — Mix Tapes: Nicki Minaj will most likely be a judge on American Idol
  • — Attention Span: Keith isn't a fan of Lenny Bruce
  • — Eeehhhhh: Eliot, Ilana, and Chemda are on their best behavior in restaurants to make up for being Jewish

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The perp wire
The perp wire
Keith's Justice
Keith's Justice
Out with the old
Out with the old
In with the new
In with the new
Then why don't you marry me?
Then why don't you marry me?
Pussy Riot
Pussy Riot
Go back to Russia
Go back to Russia
Mary Jo, Joey, and Amy
Mary Jo, Joey, and Amy
A rapist? With that face?
A rapist? With that face?
Earthy's Mightiest Heroes
Earthy's Mightiest Heroes
Liberace wasn't gay, he was on TV
Liberace wasn't gay, he was on TV
The latest KATG Tattoo
The latest KATG Tattoo
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