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Not held back by the FCC or anyone else, Keith and Chemda create hilarious talk shows 5 days a week along with a video podcast. Topics cover celebrity gossip, current news, pop culture and preventing robots from taking over the world.
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1523: Corner Donkey

GIMME MY BIKE!!!

Show Notes

• I Know: Bank applications are making physical bank locations obsolete, but they can be awfully opinionated
• Gillette: Keith and Chemda survived a trip to Costco, but razors still cost a fortune there
• Buh: Keith is having a combination Superbowl/housewarming party and Trey wants to get him a corner donkey
• Cup: Chemda's mom is in town, and Lauren's newly-learned Hebrew impressed her but caused some confusion over double-meaning words and cake
• Fuckin' For Real: Chemda had a road rage adventure with a driver who honked at her, and now she's taking a good hard look at her life
• Octogarians: The only people Keith teaches lessons to are old
• Drive: Chemda is tired of her house and car, so now she's giving away the car as a bonus for whoever buys the house
• The Borrowers: Keith has been trying to get his bike back from Kyle for the past year
• Take: Bridget of the Squares is going to Keith's Superbowl party and bringing a quarter for betting on Keith's request
• Apprehension: Danny Hatch is interning for the first time tomorrow
• Critic: 68% of listeners think Steven Tyler's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner did not meet expectations
• Ching Chong: 57% of listeners believe Jesse wasn't racist in his linguistic assessments of other cultures
• Not Every Day: Pat Sajak has admitted that he used to do Wheel Of Fortune drunk
• Goofy Rape: Greg Kelly, co-host of Good Day New York, is being accused of rape
• Personal: Cynthia Nixon of Sex And The City is involved with a woman and said it was her choice because she's bi, and a lot of gay people got mad
• Pleasure Button: The most recent episode of What's My Name featured an in-process transexual and everyone learned a lot
• These Gays: Keith thinks the whole gay community is a bunch of entitled assholes
• Pronoun: Lauren questions if she'd want a sex change if people accepted her as a man the way she is

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Your very own judgmental accountant
Your very own judgmental accountant
For a shave that says, "I just spent $45"
For a shave that says, "I just spent $45"
Give me back my bike!
Give me back my bike!
I'd like to buy a vowel and a six pack of Bud Ice
I'd like to buy a vowel and a six pack of Bud Ice
Greg Kelly, maybe rapist
Greg Kelly, maybe rapist
Cynthia Nixon, choice maker
Cynthia Nixon, choice maker

1522: Baung Baung Baung

Dink dink dink dink.

Show Notes

• Stress: Keith got sick with whatever Chemda had and didn't have anyone with healing hands around
• Yay: Keith got the apartment after thinking his broker needed more paperwork
• Unread Messages: Realtors and brokers don't close sales quickly even though it'd make them way more money
• Re-gift: Keith is having a new housewarming party and expects new gifts
• Too Happy: The Giants are going back to the Superbowl, and Adam Brown made good money betting on them and his bookie dropped him
• Proficiency: Jesse can speak any language by repeating one syllable
• Beautiful: Keith made a bet and won a sandwich of his own design on the menu at a South Carolina restaurant, and it ended up being a hit
• Vagina Only: A male porn star insured his penis for $1 million
• Weird: A priest was caught with his pants down at an adult bookstore in Baltimore
• So Nice: Jesse went with his wife to a porn store and met a very chatty salesman
• Distinct Looking: Jesse saw War Horse and justifies it with his $10 Sabertooth Tiger rule
• Pepper Spray: Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close is determined to make you cry
• One-Noted: Keith thinks The Help should win Best Picture of Forever
• Inspirational: The State of the Union address came on last night and no one cared
• Action/Adventure: The Navy SEAL team that took out Bin Laden went to Somalia and saved two people from pirates
• Cognac: Vancouver has a new $100 hot dog, beating New York's $69 footlong

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Ingredients for The Keith Malley Experience
Ingredients for The Keith Malley Experience
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KATG Tattoo #66, belonging to listener Mike, chief sandwich builder of The Keith Malley Experience
KATG Tattoo #66, belonging to listener Mike, chief sandwich builder of The Keith Malley Experience
Keiran Lee, penis insurer
Keiran Lee, penis insurer
When a war horse goes to war, that horse's war isn't a war at all, but a war of horses for ourselves and war, and horses.  War Horse.
When a war horse goes to war, that horse's war isn't a war at all, but a war of horses for ourselves and war, and horses. War Horse.
Cry, dammit
Cry, dammit
The most important movie of the last 500 years
The most important movie of the last 500 years
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