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2182: Stranger Danger

with Danny Hatch – Making jokes with strangers; Jackie Martling calls; open relationships revisited; female comics on Louis C.K.’s public masturbation; college forces students to publicly endure vaginal exams; homophobic pastor caught being homosexual; 17-year-old kills 15-year-old friend; Under Armour’s controversial shirt; ISIS hookah lounge; Robyn Rihanna vs. Batman’s Robin; Charlie Hebdo employee with survival guilt leaves; driving while on social media; Bill Clinton vs. Barack Obama May 21, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Today’s Show Brought To You By Casper: Danny Hatch, who owns a mattress, is in studio
  • — Health Careless: The gang discusses the dangers of making jokes to strangers
  • — Did He Get Ink On Her Pussy?: Jackie 'The Joke Man' Martling calls in with some literary humor
  • — Closed Off: While everyone loved yesterday’s show with Myq Kaplan, Mike Lawrence, and Christian Finnegan (and Kickstarter supporters Jeannette and Mike), not everyone is on board with Myq’s open relationship
  • — Probing Questions: 57% of the audience believes Louis C.K. masturbated in front of women unsolicitedly, and it seems to be common knowledge to female comedians. Meanwhile, a college in Florida is being sued for forcing students to endure vaginal exams in front of other students and instructors.
  • — Pray Away The Gay: A pastor known for preaching anti-homosexual and transgender sentiments has resigned from his church after being caught on Grindr. In a rare occurrence, 100% of KATG’s audience agrees on the fact that the Pope does not support gay rights.
  • — God’s Plan: A 15-year-old was shot and killed by his 17-year-old friend after startling him with the pebbles he threw at his window to wake him up
  • — Band Of Ballers: Under Armour has removed and apologized for a shirt that references Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima. Meanwhile, Queens’ own ISIS hookah lounge has yet to change its name.
  • — What’s My Name?: DC Comics is trying to block Rihanna from trademarking her birth name, Robyn, because they think it’s too similar to Batman’s sidekick
  • — I Read It For The Articles: The only cartoonist to survive the Charlie Hebdo massacre earlier this year (because he was running late to work that day) is quitting the magazine
  • — Selfie-Ish Behavior: According to a study conducted by AT&T, an alarming number of people are updating Facebook, Twitter, and shooting videos while they drive. Walt Disney World had to ban selfie sticks on its roller coasters.
  • — We Are At War: Your tax dollars are going to Bill Clinton and Barack Obama poking fun at each other on Twitter

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
A Casper mattress
A Casper mattress
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Myq Kaplan, Jeannette, Mike Lawrence, Mike, and Christian Finnegan
Myq Kaplan, Jeannette, Mike Lawrence, Mike, and Christian Finnegan
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Valencia College, home of the forced public vaginal exams
Valencia College, home of the forced public vaginal exams
Pastor Matthew Makela
Pastor Matthew Makela
Under Armour's Iwo Jima shirt
Under Armour's Iwo Jima shirt


Robyn Rihanna Fenty
Robyn Rihanna Fenty
Robin
Robin

The Charlie Hebdo massacre
The Charlie Hebdo massacre
Exiting Charlie Hebdo cartoonist Rénald Luzier
Exiting Charlie Hebdo cartoonist Rénald Luzier
A selfie stick
A selfie stick

The Apple Watch
The Apple Watch
The Cicret Bracelet, which turns your arm into a smart phone
The Cicret Bracelet, which turns your arm into a smart phone
AHistoryOfTime.com
AHistoryOfTime.com

2181: Make-A-Wish

with Jeannette and Mike, Myq Kaplan, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence - KATG Kickstarter supporters; open relationships; Myq’s name change; ayahuasca; cradar; Mike Lawrence’s definitive opinions on Mad Max: Fury Road, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Jared Leto’s interpretation of The Joker, the Fantastic 4 reboot, and Ant-Man; Jeanette, phone dominatrix May 19, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Kickstart My Heart: KATG fans Jeannette and Mike and 3 of their favorite guests are in studio
  • — Who Brings Up Those Discussions?: Featured guests Jeannette and Mike have been married for 5 years, and Keith signed Jeanette’s boobs back when they were dating. They have started discussions to open up their marriage.
  • — Put A Swing On It: Myq Kaplan joins to discuss the open relationship he and his girlfriend are in
  • — Does She Call You Myq Or Mike?: Myq is still considering changing his name back to normal
  • — You Won My Hallucination: Ayahuasca has taught Myq that he needs to work on his relationship with Keith
  • — I Know I Wasn’t The First Choice: Christian Finnegan, who would never do ayahuasca because of his fear of vomiting, hops on mic
  • — Can You Really Be That Happy?: Christian doesn’t trust Myq’s contentment with life and open relationships
  • — Firestarter: Christian sees Keith’s cradar, which 53% of KATG’s audience has, as mere “bullshit stomping” because Keith “likes watching people twist in the wind”
  • — Jew Made Of Rocks: Mike Lawrence joins the show to let the listeners know how they should feel about Mad Max: Fury Road, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Jared Leto’s interpretation of The Joker, the Fantastic 4 reboot, and Ant-Man
  • — The Day Is Just Packed: Mike, who is 33 now, very much enjoyed this birthday present from his wife and will hopefully do it with her later tonight. His other birthday present from Jeannette (who has 2 vaginal piercings) is watching his wife make out with Myq Kaplan and going to a strip club.

Pictures

Myq Kaplan, Jeannette, Mike Lawrence, Mike, and Christian Finnegan
Myq Kaplan, Jeannette, Mike Lawrence, Mike, and Christian Finnegan


Jeannette's KATG tattoo (#76)
Jeannette's KATG tattoo (#76)



Ayahuasca
Ayahuasca

Kambri, Christian's wife
Kambri, Christian's wife
Green Lantern
Green Lantern


Faith No More
Faith No More

Jared Leto as The Joker
Jared Leto as The Joker
The Joker hitting Harley Quinn
The Joker hitting Harley Quinn


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