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2457: Body of Work

Biopsy preparations; bagpipe murders; nude Donald Trump statues; Leslie Jones’s nudes and personal info hacked; Courtney Cox regrets plastic surgery and David Schwimmer regrets fame; Usain Bolt cheats on fiancée at Olympics; the privilege of high school athletes; Nazi reenactor proposes in full uniform; man wears bug-infested shirt to wedding; Ryan Lochte lies about bed bugs; pizza sending prankster no longer allowed to order pizza; a rapist must call police 24 hours before any sex; woman drives over man to leave party; man runs from 4-year-old daughter during a drive-by; Barbra Streisand complains to Apple how Siri pronounces her name August 25, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — For Now: Keith and Chemda are in studio
  • — Good Bye Chemda: Chemda discusses the preparations for her biopsy and puts out a call for babies in her arms
  • — In The Bag: 80% of KATG’s audience would rather shit in a bag than a diaper, just like Keith
  • — Rest In Pipe: A man was killed by the bacteria in his bagpipes
  • — Unpermitted Erections: An activist collective set up nude statues of Donald Trump in multiple cities
  • — Saturday Night Lame: Hackers posted Leslie Jones’s private nude pictures and ID photos on her website
  • — The One Where The Gellers Are Terrible: Courteney Cox regrets getting plastic surgery. David Schwimmer regrets how famous Friends made him.
  • — Pulling A Fast One: Usain Bolt was photographed celebrating his Olympic medals with 3 different women in one night, despite his fiancée back home in Jamaica
  • — Brock Turner Overdrive: A judge let an 18-year-old rapist off light so his college career and future wouldn’t be ruined
  • — Mazel Tov: A World War II reenactor proposed to his girlfriend while dressed as a Nazi
  • — Bugging Out: A man is suing Men’s Wearhouse for, among other things, loss of sex after the shirt he rented for his wedding came infested with bugs. Ryan Lochte lied about bedbugs in 2012 to get moved to a hotel closer to clubs.
  • — Shitty People: A Florida man is no longer allowed to order pizza after pranking various pizzerias multiple times. A man in a van screamed in Chemda’s face in an attempt to startle her and make her fall off of her bike.
  • — Tally Ho: A British sex fiend must clear all potential sexcapades with the police 24 hours in advance
  • — Party Foul: A man lied down in front of his friend’s car to try to keep her from leaving a party. She decided to leave anyway and ran over him. He died.
  • — Father Of The Year: A man abandoned his 4-year-old daughter and left her to fend for himself during a drive-by shooting
  • — White People Problems: Barbra Streisand called Apple CEO Tim Cook to complain because Siri mispronounces her name

Pictures

Chemda's new profile pic
Chemda's new profile pic
Hennessy's cancer book
Hennessy's cancer book
The naked Donald Trump statue
The naked Donald Trump statue

Leslie Jones
Leslie Jones
Courteney Cox
Courteney Cox
David Schwimmer
David Schwimmer
Usain Bolt
Usain Bolt
Usain's girlfriend Kasi Bennett
Usain's girlfriend Kasi Bennett
Not Usain's girlfriend
Not Usain's girlfriend
Not Usain's girlfriend
Not Usain's girlfriend
Not Usain's girlfriend
Not Usain's girlfriend
18-year-old rapist David Becker
18-year-old rapist David Becker
Tom Sweet and his new fiancée Marcela Montoya
Tom Sweet and his new fiancée Marcela Montoya

Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte
Randy Riddle, the man who's not allowed to order pizza anymore
Randy Riddle, the man who's not allowed to order pizza anymore
Barbra Streisand
Barbra Streisand

2456: Window to the Soul

with Erin Judge – Being in a bisexual open relationship while married; 15-year-olds dating 19-year-olds; Erin’s lesbian parents; self-pep talks; the last time you cried; Ryan Lochte’s lost sponsorships and ovulating Olympians; playing Monopoly with Daymond John; Keith’s bathtub evacuations; Indian police constable eats 40 knives; KATG polls August 24, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Not Abbi Crutchfield: Erin Judge, comedian, author, and member of the Pink Collar Comedy Tour, is in studio
  • — Walk The Walk, Fuck The Fuck: Erin has been married and in an open relationship since she was 22
  • — A Simpler Time: Erin discusses the 19-year-olds she dated when she was a 15-year-old cutter
  • — Secrets Are Bad: Erin’s mother left Erin’s father for another woman and made Erin keep it a secret from everyone
  • — Vow Of Celibacy: Erin's new novel is about a woman who decides to become abstinent
  • — You’re Good And I Love You: Erin discusses the pep talks she gives herself in the car
  • — Perpetual Threesome: In addition to her husband, Erin has had a girlfriend for 3 years. Fortunately everyone gets along ‘in a variety of ways.’
  • — Tears For Fears: Erin cries all the time. Keith can’t remember the last time he cried, and he’s saving his tears for Chemda’s tumor until it becomes malignant.
  • — Shut It: Keith and Erin bond over their spouses’ inability to close drawers and cabinets
  • — Bleeding Money: Following Speedo’s lead, more sponsors have dropped Ryan Lochte after his made-up Rio ‘mugging’ incident. The gang discusses Olympians who perform while ovulating.
  • — Plumbing The Depths: While staying at the Gatsby mansion, Keith’s wife Cathryn played Monopoly with the owner of FUBU on his $3,000 board and got a complimentary bidet that broke their toilet just in time for Keith’s flu
  • — Sharp Cheddar: An Indian police constable ate 40 knives because he ‘felt like it and enjoyed the taste’
  • — Working The Polls: 47% of KATG’s audience say they could date a sex worker. 87% believe explicit language should stop being censored on television. 1 listener (who may or may not be Keith) thinks Keith and Chemda together have a chance beating Chaz Kangas in a rap battle.

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Erin JudgeErin Judge

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Erin Judge
Erin Judge


Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte
Fu Yuanhui
Fu Yuanhui
FUBU founder Daymond John
FUBU founder Daymond John
Cat playing monopoly with Daymond at the Gatsby mansion
Cat playing monopoly with Daymond at the Gatsby mansion
A TUSHY bidet
A TUSHY bidet


The knives swallowed by Indian police constable Surjeet Singh
The knives swallowed by Indian police constable Surjeet Singh
An adult diaper
An adult diaper
Leslie Jones
Leslie Jones

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