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2139: Wet Dreams May Cum

with Brandie Posey – Burning down the house; Sharknado 3; Pornhub’s masturbatory gadget; 2 new Bill Cosby rape victims; new NYC mohel circumcision policies; advice for visiting Israel; Is being Jewish a race?; Fanta celebrates Nazism; penis reduction surgery; Artichoke Pizza; woman shoots husband thinking he’s an intruder; Would you disown your killer child?; Chris Brown’s new baby; Pimp My Ride was fake March 4, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Girl Talk: Brandie Posey, host of the Lady to Lady podcast, is in studio
  • — Wet Dream: Keith had a very realistic dream (that he doesn’t remember waking up from) where he broke a glass and spilled water on the floor, which helped him solve the dilemma of the similarly realistic monster he saw as a kid
  • — Business Adventures: Keith almost burned his apartment down while his wife was away on business
  • — Pet Sematary: Brandie recently met her father’s bad-influence friends and their taxidermied animals
  • — The Third One: Sharknado will get a second sequel, but not in time for Keith to enjoy it while his wife is out of town this weekend
  • — Wankband: Pornhub announced a new wrist gadget that generates electricity while its wearers masturbate
  • — Gag Order: 2 new Bill Cosby rape victims have come forward
  • — That Sucks: NYC's new circumcision policy scraps both parental consent forms and preemptive mohel STD checks
  • — Keepin' Israel: Chemda gives a listener advice on her upcoming first trip to Israel. Keith and a friend’s anti-Semitic friend got into an argument over whether or not being Jewish counts as a race.
  • — Soda Makes Me Gassy: Coca-Cola released a video for Fanta's 75th birthday, celebrating its birthplace in 1940s Nazi Germany
  • — Humblebrag: A 17-year-old became the first person to get a penis reduction because his football-shaped dick made it impossible to have sex or play sports. The average penis length and circumference is 5 and 3 inches respectively.
  • — Well Done: The $4.50 slice Keith got at Artichoke Pizza's new Astoria location was almost as unsatisfactory as the service
  • — Shotgun Wedding: A woman shot her soldier husband in the chest through their bedroom door because she thought he was an intruder
  • — Rescue Kid: 50% of the audience would disown their 11-year-old child after they beat a 2-month-old to death. Chris Brown is the proud father of a 9-month-old baby.
  • — Xzibit A: Pimp My Ride was revealed to be fake, with cars breaking down or bursting into flames and extravagant amenities being removed once the cameras stopped rolling

Guests

Brandie PoseyBrandie Posey

Pictures

Brandie Posey
Brandie Posey

Keith's childhood monster
Keith's childhood monster

Billy Ray Cyrus in Sharknado 2: The Second One
Billy Ray Cyrus in Sharknado 2: The Second One
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Pornhub's Wankband
Pornhub's Wankband
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Heidi Thomas
Heidi Thomas
Andrea Constand
Andrea Constand
The actual Queen Noor of Jordan
The actual Queen Noor of Jordan
Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Bill de Blasio
Bill de Blasio
A mohel performing a circumcision
A mohel performing a circumcision
Haifa
Haifa
Shakshuka
Shakshuka

The 17-year-old's penis before his reduction
The 17-year-old's penis before his reduction


Well done
Well done
Zia Segule and his wife Tiffany, who shot him
Zia Segule and his wife Tiffany, who shot him
Xzibit
Xzibit

2138: Skinny Bitches

with Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias – Neighbor notices objectionable activity at KATG HQ; Michael and Marisela lose 20 pounds; The Waiter Series; betting with friends; ISIS feeds a mother her son; Applebee’s calls police on Keith and Michael; Chemda’s wedding March 3, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Alohahaha: Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias, back from their Hawaii honeymoon (and Chemda’s wedding), are in studio
  • — High Neighbor: Someone who lives close to KATG HQ informed Keith that he noticed some things he probably shouldn’t have seen
  • — Two Cats: Michael and Marisela have lost 20 pounds between them after cutting meat and excess calories from their diet
  • — Can’t Hardly Wait: The gang discusses the first installment of What’s My Name’s Waiter Series, featuring Diane O’Debra, Jess Wood, Jesse Joyce, and Annie Lederman
  • — Just Admit You're My Bitch: Keith could have won $10,000 from Christian Finnegan in a bet over which Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries but he settled for $0.24, which he still hasn't received
  • — Flame Broiled: ISIS kidnapped a man and fed him to his unwitting mother when she came to find him. Michael explains why joining ISIS is appealing to some people, and Keith explains why he found their infamous burning alive video boring.
  • — Social Experiment: Keith and Michael get the police called on them at Applebee's
  • — Michael And Marisela Fucked On The Lawn!: Chemda, Michael, and Marisela further discuss Chemda and Lauren's Maui wedding

Pictures

Marisela Arias and Michael Khalili
Marisela Arias and Michael Khalili
Annie Lederman
Annie Lederman
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Diane O'Debra
Diane O'Debra
Jess Wood
Jess Wood
Newsy
Newsy



Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
ISIS
ISIS
Cartman
Cartman
SNL's ISIS sketch
SNL's ISIS sketch
ISIS' burning alive video
ISIS' burning alive video

Hitler
Hitler
Marisela, Lauren, and Michael surfing in Hawaii
Marisela, Lauren, and Michael surfing in Hawaii
Lauren
Lauren
Michael
Michael
It's always all about Michael
It's always all about Michael
Michael and Marisela
Michael and Marisela
Kukui nuts
Kukui nuts

Classics 14: Sympathy for the Devil

with Troy Conrad February 26, 2015

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Guests

Troy ConradTroy Conrad

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Chelsea Peretti
Chelsea Peretti
Paul Provenza
Paul Provenza
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
Troy Conrad as George W. Bush
Troy Conrad as George W. Bush
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney
The George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum
The George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
Chris Christie
Chris Christie
The Constitution
The Constitution


England's first place Halloween costume
England's first place Halloween costume

Classics 13: The Meat of It

with Gary Gulman February 25, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Materials: It's Cat's birthday. Did he play it right?
  • — Pay To Play: Listener Bernadette wants to be on the show
  • — Less Than: Gary Gulman appeared on Tourgasm as the guy who didn't like having his ass grabbed
  • — My Mother Saved Me: Gary describes his upbringing from headbutt fights to college football
  • — A Monster Like You: Being over six feet tall is dangerous and painful
  • — Making Conversation: Gary's dad is a square with one leg and diabetes
  • — Army Men: Gary's childhood friend Billy was the best boyfriend he didn't know he had
  • — You Hate Each Other: Gary hasn't talked to his older brothers in five years
  • — Feelings: Chemda and Lauren had Thanksgiving at their place and made everyone feel super gay
  • — How To Make Vegetables Fun: Gary is 75% vegetarian. Chemda ponders the perspective of livestock.
  • — God-Fearing: Angus T. Jones, the fat kid from Two and a Half Men, is protesting the show as un-Christian filth
  • — Beat It: Chris Brown quit Twitter again after getting in a fight with comedian Jenny Johnson. Sweden got in on the fun.
  • — Peanut Butter: Puck from The Real World is in jail for stalking

Guests

Gary GulmanGary Gulman

Pictures

Gary Gulman
Gary Gulman
Cathryn
Cathryn
Chemda's perverted turkey
Chemda's perverted turkey

Chemda's dinner
Chemda's dinner
Lauren tries to figure out a wishbone
Lauren tries to figure out a wishbone
Angus T. Jones, convert
Angus T. Jones, convert
Chris Brown seems pleased
Chris Brown seems pleased
Jenny Johnson
Jenny Johnson
Rihanna's iconic look
Rihanna's iconic look
Sweden's got jokes
Sweden's got jokes
Puck
Puck

Classics 12: Kickstart My Heart

with Josh Gondelman and Gaby Dunn February 23, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Used To Date: Gaby Dunn is back, this time with her ex Josh Gondelman
  • — I Have Had A Day: Rappers like to start songs with laughter and requests for more bass
  • — Have A Baby: The iPad Mini is exactly what consumers weren't looking for
  • — We Do Some Scientists: 79% of listeners think Marcus Queer of Somerset, PA is a liar
  • — Powerless: The New York Marathon is still on despite NYC's devastation. This just in: it's canceled.
  • — Fallout: Gas stations all over New York are running dry. NYC's rat population dropped due to flooding.
  • — Pretty People: A Brazilian model took pictures of herself in front of wreckage and the Internet made fun of her
  • — They're Gonna Walk Soon: A 13-foot shark was punched in the face by a Hawaiian
  • — Taste Test: A British man handed out bags of cocaine to trick-or-treating children
  • — First Of All: A jeep jumping the US/Mexico border got stuck on the fence
  • — Don't Do That Thing: Gaby was in an abusive relationship that poisoned her against romance. Josh and Gaby gave it a go anyway.
  • — Retard Factory: Josh is so nice that he does more harm than good
  • — Constant Party: A new KATG 30-Hour Marathon may or may not be coming up
  • — Invent A Lightsaber: George Lucas is donating the proceeds of selling Star Wars to education
  • — More Pop: Taylor Swift didn't win anything at the Country Music Awards

Pictures

Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman
Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman
Marathonian generators
Marathonian generators
End of Days
End of Days
"There's a tree in the road. And I'm pretty."
"There's a tree in the road. And I'm pretty."
"Watch while I sit on this car. They should have parked elsewhere. Then again, I am pretty."
"Watch while I sit on this car. They should have parked elsewhere. Then again, I am pretty."
"All this destruction really makes you think. About how pretty I am."
"All this destruction really makes you think. About how pretty I am."
"They offered me a ride to safety, and in return, I'm pretty."
"They offered me a ride to safety, and in return, I'm pretty."
"If you're looking for a bombshell, you've found her."
"If you're looking for a bombshell, you've found her."
Abort!
Abort!
"Hey, I'm hot too."
"Hey, I'm hot too."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of four billion dollars."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of four billion dollars."
Taylor Swift, underachiever
Taylor Swift, underachiever

Classics 11: Let's Hear It for the Boy

with Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer February 18, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Four More Years: Besse Cooper, the world's oldest living person, recently turned 116
  • — Ego: Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer brag about their upcoming self-titled show on MTV
  • — Hide My Disdain: Nikki and Sara are tired of putting up with shitty co-panelists
  • — Mustard Stains: Having your own show means hurting your friends' feelings
  • — Burning Heels: Waiting in line at a club is nearly as fun as being garrotted
  • — Finish Strong: Danny Hatch wafts his wisdom through the Internet via Tumblr and That's the Show with Danny
  • — Classy: Keith is interviewing Myka Fox so as to ruin their friendship for the sake of entertainment
  • — Super Grumpy: Being mean is not okay even if you're perioding
  • — Bad: Nikki once threw up after a night of verbal abuse from an old boyfriend, and Sara is still affected by the criticisms of an ex
  • — We Hate People: Nikki doesn't want to release a CD for fear of judgment
  • — Actually: Sexy-Ex-Intern Mike learned to be nicer in response to criticisms from Keith and Chemda
  • — Take That Load: Superman is dating Wonder Woman according to Us Weekly
  • — Dick On Your Mouth: A Ukraine art installation legally mandates marriage between participants
  • — Road Rage: A Montana man pretended to be Bigfoot and got run over and killed. Nikki once hit a child molester with her car.

Pictures

Besse Cooper on her 116th birthday
Besse Cooper on her 116th birthday
Danny Hatch is shaking
Danny Hatch is shaking
Myka Fox in her anime morph
Myka Fox in her anime morph
Sexy Mike tests Spooky's theory
Sexy Mike tests Spooky's theory
No more Kryptonite condom
No more Kryptonite condom
Ukraine's Sleeping Beauties
Ukraine's Sleeping Beauties
Everybody knows cars is 'fraid of bigfoots
Everybody knows cars is 'fraid of bigfoots

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