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2576: No Kidding

with Myq Kaplan – Pregnancy scares; raped men; pineapple on pizza; pot arrest increase; meth head calls cops; Monopoly discards the thimble; New Jersey women given wrong baby to breast feed, twice; man stands under Walmart sign hoping it falls; Dennis Rodman drunk drives on wrong side of freeway; The Great Wall review; robots that hunt prey February 23, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Tailor Made: Myq Kaplan is in studio for a special episode inspired by his new comedy album
  • — Always Live On The Second Floor: The gang discusses Myq’s pregnancy scares, some real and some fake
  • — It Wasn’t Super Rape: Myq recounts an incident where he had unprotected sex and wasn’t entirely comfortable with the encounter
  • — Pineapple Ban: Iceland’s President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson took a bold stance on the pineapple and if it belongs on a pizza
  • — These Hos Like To Get Attached, Bro: Myq is willfully single for the longest time period in his life
  • — Drugs Round Up: The gang discusses the increase in pot related arrests, a man with 36 pounds of meth in his car calls the cops, and Myq recounts his recent experiences with molly
  • — Do Not Pass Go, Thimble: Monopoly has decided to replace the unsexy thimble with another more relevant token
  • — Wrong Baby From The Drawer: A New Jersey woman is suing the hospital for giving her the wrong baby to breast-feed, twice
  • — In Dummy News: A man stood under a broken Walmart sign hoping it would fall on him so he’d collect a settlement. Dennis Rodman drove the wrong way on the freeway while drunk.
  • — M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong: Keith saw the film The Great Wall. He didn’t find it so great.
  • — Fire Breathing Roomba: Scientists are creating robots that can hunt prey

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Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Myq's new album 'No Kidding'
Myq's new album 'No Kidding'
Abortion givers
Abortion givers
Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, president of Iceland
Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, president of Iceland
The late Monopoly thimble
The late Monopoly thimble
Melissa Richman, the woman who was given the wrong baby to breastfeed, twice
Melissa Richman, the woman who was given the wrong baby to breastfeed, twice
Manuel Garcia, the man who stood under the Walmart sign
Manuel Garcia, the man who stood under the Walmart sign
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
The Great Wall
The Great Wall
M. Night Shyamalan
M. Night Shyamalan
Predator robot
Predator robot
Rise up
Rise up

2575: Cheetos, Doritos, Mojitos, Burritos

with Yamaneika Saunders – Roast battles; cleansing; sex and religion; Yamaneika’s Wack Pack; Family Ties’s Brian Bonsall has a rapist impersonator; Harrison Ford’s ongoing flying accidents February 22, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Everybody's Dick Is Hard For Me: Yamaneika Saunders, who doesn’t take shit from nobody, is in studio
  • — Roast Battle Research: Yamaneika explains the work that goes into preparing for a roast battle
  • — #NoDick2017: Yamaneika is doing a year of celibacy to cleanse herself of bad men and bad habits
  • — Virgin Club: Yamaneika was a virgin until she was 27 due to her religious upbringing
  • — Little People, Big Girl: A little person told Yamaneika that he wasn’t into her because she was overweight, so she hooked him up with a woman that had cerebral palsy
  • — He Only Raped Her: A man impersonating Family Ties actor Brian Bonsall is raping woman by meeting them in chat rooms and convincing them to let him move into their house
  • — Chewbacca Is A Better Pilot: Harrison Ford almost plowed into a packed jet, marking at least his 4th flying accident

Pictures

Yamaneika Saunders
Yamaneika Saunders
Yamaneika in her roast battle against Kurt Metzger
Yamaneika in her roast battle against Kurt Metzger
Yamaneika in her roast battle against J.P. McDade
Yamaneika in her roast battle against J.P. McDade
Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage
Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage
Yamaneika's favorite drivers
Yamaneika's favorite drivers
L: Family Ties star Brian Bonsall, R: Brian's impersonator/rapist
L: Family Ties star Brian Bonsall, R: Brian's impersonator/rapist
The only plane Harrison Ford should be allowed near
The only plane Harrison Ford should be allowed near
Harrison Ford's landing strategy
Harrison Ford's landing strategy

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