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Recent Shows

 

2206: Frankly, I Don't Give a Damn

with Paul Hooper – Anxiety and the iPhone Music update; dick pics and dating; Inside Out and voiceovers; working relationships; the rudest letter; mud run gives 1,000 runners diarrhea; Jim Florentine’s cheating wife; America wins World Cup; fireworks go off in NY Giants’ player’s hand; the latest KATG Marathon and Keith’s God Made Me - Volume 2; KATG pizza eating competitions July 6, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — This Is 40: Paul Hooper, just now entering a ‘slight midlife crisis,’ is in studio
  • — Thanks To Taylor Swift: The new iOS/iTunes update is a big improvement, but it still doesn’t cheer Paul up
  • — It’s Supposed To Be Shameful: Paul discusses his famous dick pics, his thoughts on nudity, and his sex life
  • — Chemda Likes To Get Into People’s Fucking Brains: Keith recommends Inside Out to Chemda
  • — Chemda Seems Nice: 52% of the audience sides with Danny over the joke writing controversy. Frank Santopadre also had feelings about his role in the discussion.
  • — Mud Runs: More than 1,000 French people got sick after participating in a Mud Run that was contaminated with fecal matter
  • — Cuckold Comic’s Cop Plea: Jim Florentine is waging a letter-writing war against the cop who broke up his marriage
  • — Ooooh, Ahhhhh: A NY Giants player sitting on a $15,000,000 contract could have seriously injured his hand playing with explosives over the holiday weekend. Keith doesn’t understand the draw of fireworks.

Guests

Paul HooperPaul Hooper

Pictures

Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
Happy Fourth of July from Keith!
Happy Fourth of July from Keith!
Happy Fourth from Hugsy Malone!
Happy Fourth from Hugsy Malone!
Happy KATG Day from these awesome fans!
Happy KATG Day from these awesome fans!
The new iOS
The new iOS

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Paul's penis
Paul's penis



Flea
Flea
Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Frank Santopadre
Frank Santopadre

A Mud Run
A Mud Run
Jim Florentine with his ex-wife Samantha
Jim Florentine with his ex-wife Samantha
Jim on Louie
Jim on Louie
NY Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul
NY Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul

2205: Toil and Trouble

with Ted Alexandro – Filming Oz; the Confederate battle flag and the cancellation of The Dukes of Hazzard reruns; the history of the LGBT flag; Girl Scouts raise $300,000 in 3 days thanks to transgender-phobia; the legalization of heroin; the filmmaker that showed us the death of Eric Garner; Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and the state of presidential hopefuls; the number of Jews only now at pre-WWII levels; Volkswagen robot kills worker; Google app tags black people as gorillas; iPhone case makes phone look like a gun; Terminator Genisys July 3, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Power To The People: Ted Alexandro, Keith’s fellow ally, is in studio
  • — Rape Therapy: Ted talks about his experience filming an episode of Oz
  • — Ted Talks: The group discusses Ted’s recent article he wrote about white privilege, which moved Keith into realizing he shouldn’t try that hard anymore. Ted also gives his takes on such hot button issues as gay rights, the Confederate battle flag, black lives, white lives, quinoa, and more.
  • — Thick Mint: The Girl Scouts returned $100,000 they received from a transphobic donor, but the Indiegogo campaign they started since has raised $300,000 in 3 days. Did they make the story up for publicity?
  • — Family, Courage, And Good Times: The KKK is planning a pro-Confederate flag rally
  • — Legalize Everything: Ted believes all recreational drugs should be legal and that that won't change the status quo much. Keith is hung up on making heroin legal.
  • — Smear Campaign: The man who filmed the NYPD's murder of Eric Garner has been arrested 29 times
  • — Who Do We Vote For, Ted?: The gang discusses the electoral political climate, including the news-making Bernie Sanders. Presidential hopeful Donald Trump, after having been dropped by partners and sponsors, is doubling down on the racist opinions that got him in trouble. 75% of the audience would rather have President Larry King than President Donald Trump.
  • — Shame Shame Shame, Germany: The number of Jews alive today (roughly 14,000,000) is just now at pre-Holocaust levels.
  • — HUAR: A robot in a German Volkswagen plant killed a factory worker by grabbing and crushing him against a metal plate
  • — The Ol' Gorilla Bug: Google Photos has been accidentally tagging pictures of black people as gorillas
  • — I'll Shoot You An Email: A hot new phone case has been designed to make iPhones look like handguns
  • — That's Too Bad: Keith reviews Terminator Genisys

Guests

Ted AlexandroTed Alexandro

Pictures

Ted Alexandro
Ted Alexandro

Rita Moreno
Rita Moreno
J.K. Simmons
J.K. Simmons
Ted with his Teachers Lounge co-creator Hollis James
Ted with his Teachers Lounge co-creator Hollis James
Todd Barry
Todd Barry
The kosher Noah Gardenswartz
The kosher Noah Gardenswartz
The General Lee
The General Lee
Calm the Ham's Filmography of Guns poster
Calm the Ham's Filmography of Guns poster
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Huckleberry Finn
Huckleberry Finn
N-word Jim
N-word Jim
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
The original rainbow flag
The original rainbow flag
The rainbow flag today
The rainbow flag today
Rainbow flag creator Gilbert Baker
Rainbow flag creator Gilbert Baker

Michael Sam and his ex-fiancé Vito Cammisano
Michael Sam and his ex-fiancé Vito Cammisano


The Ku Klux Klan
The Ku Klux Klan
Dylann Storm Roof
Dylann Storm Roof
Eric Garner
Eric Garner
Ramsey Orta, the man who filmed Garner's murder
Ramsey Orta, the man who filmed Garner's murder
Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Chris Christie
Chris Christie
Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders
Barry Sanders
Barry Sanders
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Trump's Macy's menswear collection
Trump's Macy's menswear collection
Ferry Point, Trump's Bronx, NY golf course
Ferry Point, Trump's Bronx, NY golf course
Herman Cain
Herman Cain
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Lisa Ann
Lisa Ann
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura
A Volkswagen robot
A Volkswagen robot

Google Photos automatic tagging
Google Photos automatic tagging
The hot new iPhone case
The hot new iPhone case

Quinoa
Quinoa
Kale
Kale
Richie Alexandro
Richie Alexandro
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan

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