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3027: This Too Shall Pass w/ Lizzy Cassidy

Presidents' Day; 11-year-old arrested for not saying Pledge of Allegiance; Kim Jong-un's edible clothing line; Colin Kaepernick's collusion case settled; criminals call Ubers for crimes; man deliberately destroys Sean 'Diddy' Combs's wax statue; planning Valentine's Day for yourself; Lizzy's 16-year relationship age gap; Kids, drinking, cocaine, Tinder, and secrets from parents; raped by man with 'This Too Shall Pass' chest tattoo; Fiji Water Girl vs. Fiji Water February 19, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Pick Your Favorite President: We have Lizzy Cassidy in studio as the gang recognizes Presidents' Day
  • — The Racist Flag: An 11-year-old Florida boy was arrested after he refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in class
  • — To Die For: North Korean leader Kim Jong-un launched a line of edible outdoor clothing
  • — Smart Move: Colin Kaepernick won his collusion case against the NFL, proving they barred him from employment because of his stance against racism
  • — America's Dumbest Criminals: 3 teens who were executing a bank heist in Oklahoma City gave themselves away by discussing the crime and the guns they had while taking an Uber to the scene. Meanwhile, 28-year-old New Jersey man Nicholas Maziot fled a failed home robbery and ran to what he thought was the Lyft he ordered to learn it was actually the police looking for him.
  • — Voodoo Doll: An unknown man walked into Madam Tussauds wax museum in Times Square to push over the statue of Sean 'Diddy' Combs which got beheaded it in the process
  • — Feminist Valentines: Lizzy took over plans for Valentine’s Day by surprise-booking a hotel room for her and her boyfriend
  • — Can’t Hide My Reaction: Lizzy is 22-years-old and her boyfriend is 38. They both drink a lot.
  • — Adventure At Every Turn: Lizzy was on Tinder at age 16. She recounts meeting older guys on the app and getting engaged to a guy who was in college. The gang discusses keeping secrets from your parents when you're a teenager.
  • — Greek Life: Lizzy got sexually assaulted at a frat party by a guy who had the phrase 'This Too Shall Pass' tattooed on his chest
  • — Chasing Waterfalls: Model Kelly Steinbach, aka Fiji Water Girl, is being counter-sued by Fiji after she sued them for unauthorized use of her likeness

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Lizzy Cassidy
Lizzy Cassidy
Colin Kaepernick
Colin Kaepernick
Kim Jong-un's edible clothing
Kim Jong-un's edible clothing
Kim Jong-un
Kim Jong-un
Nicholas Maziot
Nicholas Maziot
Sean “Diddy” Combs on the left and his wax figure on the right
Sean “Diddy” Combs on the left and his wax figure on the right

3026: The Adams Family

The Rise of David Assman; Keith, Chemda, and Valentine's Day; Keith, Chuck E. Cheese's, and the new kids; puppies eating sex toys and road rage against an ex; Aunt Chemda's nephew; Dina Lohan to marry complete stranger; Robert De Niro's meltdown; Alita: Battle Angel and The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part reviewed; Michelle Rodriguez defends Liam Neeson's racism; Empire's Jussie Smollett's seemingly made up hate crime; Ryan Adams' underage sexting and abusive behavior; Anthony Weiner out of jail February 18, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Double Down: Keith and Chemda are in studio getting an update on David Assman’s stance against the government for not allowing him to have his last name on his license plate
  • — St. Valentine: Keith and Chemda recount their Valentine's Day activities and gift exchanges
  • — She’s On It: Keith recounts his trip to Chuck E. Cheese's with his girlfriend and her children
  • — This Made The News: British woman Jenna Crosier accidentally accepted a neighbor's package when the neighbor wasn't home but then her puppy ripped it apart and chewed on what was inside: a sex toy. Another British woman, Julie, was involved in a road rage fight and realized partway through it that the other driver was her ex-husband who she hadn’t seen in 20 years.
  • — Auntie Chemda: Handicapable Chemda went to Long Island to spend time with her very active nephew Max
  • — Celebrities Do The Darndest Things: Dina Lohan revealed to her Celebrity Big Brother roommates that she has been in a 5-year relationship with — and plans to marry — a man whom she has never met in person. Meanwhile, Robert De Niro had a hissy fit outside of the Manhattan courthouse because his driver wasn’t showing up at the right place while paparazzi were bothering him.
  • — Whacking Off In Row 3: Keith discusses Alita: Battle Angel and reviews The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
  • — Hate-Fucking: Michelle Rodriguez defended Liam Neeson's seemingly racist past by saying he can't be racist based on the deep tongue-kissing he gave Viola Davis in Widows
  • — MAGA Country: New information has surfaced in the investigation of the dubious hate crime committed against Empire's Jussie Smollett
  • — Oops Where’s This Gonna Go: The New York Times came out with details of singer/songwriter Ryan Adams abusive, manipulative, and underage-sexting past, which includes Mandy Moore and a 14-year-old girl. Keith explains the difference between Ryan Adams and Bryan Adams.
  • — Hard Time: Pedophile Anthony Weiner is out of jail after serving 15 months of his 21-month sentence for sexting a 15-year-old girl

Pictures

David Assman taking back the power
David Assman taking back the power
Andrea's beautiful gift
Andrea's beautiful gift
Kyle and Keith
Kyle and Keith
Keith and the pedophilic pizza-making rat
Keith and the pedophilic pizza-making rat
YouTuber Shane Dawson's suspicious Chuck E. Cheese's pizza
YouTuber Shane Dawson's suspicious Chuck E. Cheese's pizza

Dina Lohan
Dina Lohan
Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro


Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Rodriguez
Liam Neeson not being racist with Viola Davis
Liam Neeson not being racist with Viola Davis
Empire's Jussie Smollett
Empire's Jussie Smollett
Abimbola "Abel" and Olabinjo "Ola" Osundairo, the men who Jussie allegedly paid to assault him
Abimbola "Abel" and Olabinjo "Ola" Osundairo, the men who Jussie allegedly paid to assault him
Ryan Adams, the creep
Ryan Adams, the creep
Jenny Lewis and Phoebe Bridgers, just 2 victims of Ryan Adams
Jenny Lewis and Phoebe Bridgers, just 2 victims of Ryan Adams
Bryan Adams, the angel
Bryan Adams, the angel

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