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Past Guests Include

 
Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Abrasive comedian and unrepentant drunk.
Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Top 5 finalist on the most recent season of Last Comic Standing.
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Veteran, confrontational, and hard-hitting comic and host of popular podcast WTF.
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
TBS sitcom "Are We There Yet?" and 'Chad' on Chappelle's Show's "Mad Real World."
 

Recent Shows

 

1939: 12 Words or Less

with Jesse Joyce March 11, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — You Are Such A Bitch: Jesse Joyce, who is pretty sure everybody knows who he is at this point, is in studio
  • — KISS Off: The heirs of the late Eric Carr, a KISS replacement drummer, are suing KISS for unpaid royalties for songs that may or may not exist
  • — #EatDick: Listener Flerchin laughs at Keith for not understanding Bitcoins. Keith doesn’t laugh back.
  • — Superhuman: A man in Idaho was pulled over for drunk driving and arrested after blowing a .467, nearly 6 times the legal limit; an Australian dog was fed a bottle of vodka to clean its system
  • — Don’t Push It: Jonnie Flatbush has been favoriting pictures of Hugsy Malone on Twitter; Raymond Felton got caught owning an illegal gun because his estranged wife told police
  • — Guns Are The Safest: A man in Michigan became the latest gun safety suicide victim when he accidentally shot himself in the head while demonstrating how safe his guns were; a pastor in upstate New York is giving out an AR-15 rifle at a church raffle
  • — Getting Cross: Fundamentalist Christians were very upset at the lies propagated by the Neil deGrasse Tyson-starring reboot of Cosmos
  • — Highpocracy: Jesse gets into an argument with Keith and Chemda about whether or not it’s fair to insinuate that priests abuse more children than other authority figures
  • — Discovered By Keith: Barack Obama appeared on Zach Galifianakis’ Between Two Ferns
  • — Health Food: A restaurant in Florida has added a 1% surcharge to each bill to pay for Obamacare for its employees
  • — You Ignoramus: Jesse reads us a piece of hate mail

Guests

Jesse JoyceJesse Joyce

Pictures

Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
KISS
KISS
Eric Carr
Eric Carr
Ace Frehley
Ace Frehley
Ace Frehley's house
Ace Frehley's house
Bitcoin
Bitcoin
Flerchin
Flerchin
The Village People
The Village People
Carolyn Davidson, inventor of the Nike swoosh
Carolyn Davidson, inventor of the Nike swoosh
AC/DC
AC/DC
Van Halen
Van Halen
Journey
Journey
Levi Carter, the Idaho driver who blew a .467
Levi Carter, the Idaho driver who blew a .467
Charlie the vodka drinking dog
Charlie the vodka drinking dog
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone
Piercing or tattoo...
Piercing or tattoo...
Jonnie Flatbush
Jonnie Flatbush
Ariane Raymondo-Felton and Raymond Felton
Ariane Raymondo-Felton and Raymond Felton


Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Carl Sagan
Carl Sagan
Moses with horns
Moses with horns
Timothy Dolan
Timothy Dolan
The Wishmaster
The Wishmaster
Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Mark Douglas
Mark Douglas

Highpocrisy
Highpocrisy

1938: Chick in Kiev

with Michael Khalili March 10, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Plank Day: KATG’s 30-day planking challenge has begun
  • — The Brolo Went Down To Georgia: Brother Love’s backside was used as a model for Charlie Daniels’ new album of Bob Dylan covers
  • — Water, Water, Every Where: Galina, the KATG app graphic designer, calls in from Ukraine to discuss the revolution there; Keith is watching The Americans to learn more about Eastern Europe’s history of shenanigans
  • — Congratulations, And Fuck Time Warner: Keith is getting rid of cable in his house and Chemda couldn’t be more thrilled about Time Warner losing a customer
  • — It’s Past Letterman’s Bedtime: Keith and Chemda discuss David Letterman and late night TV
  • — Michael Knows Best: Michael Khalili calls in to further discuss the Ukraine situation and Keith’s decision to dump Time Warner
  • — Speaking Of Mental Health: 44% of KATG’s audience has gone to see a psychiatrist; Lindsay Lohan is about to sign a $1 million contract for a memoir based on her rehab diary

Pictures

Natalie Dickinson
Natalie Dickinson

Brother Love as Bob Dylan
Brother Love as Bob Dylan
Ukraine
Ukraine
Violence in Kiev
Violence in Kiev







David Letterman
David Letterman
Lenny Marcus on The Late Show with David Letterman
Lenny Marcus on The Late Show with David Letterman
Mary Louise Parker
Mary Louise Parker
Joan Jett on The Late Show with David Letterman
Joan Jett on The Late Show with David Letterman

Marisela and Michael
Marisela and Michael

That's the Show with Danny
That's the Show with Danny
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan

Oprah
Oprah



Emma Stone
Emma Stone
Keith and The Girl featured on iTunes
Keith and The Girl featured on iTunes
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