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2010: Jagged Little Pill

With Michael Khalili – Michelle Obama; the history of The Middle East; the future of India July 10, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Unless You Google His Name: Michael Khalili, the one and only, is in studio
  • — King Of Comedy: Michael wants to get into stand-up, having come in 5th place in the KATG Stand-Up-Athon, but is aware of how hard it is to actually do that
  • — Crack Pie: Barack Obama compared a retiring White House pastry chef’s delicious pies to crack and was immediately chastised by his wife
  • — Soap Hockey: The gang wonders if it’s amoral to give the Middle East a 1-year warning and then bomb it off the face of the earth. Michael explains why it’s in such rough shape.
  • — Welcome To The 19th Century: India’s new plan is to add a toilet to every household and 2 billion trees to everywhere else. Keith would rather be in charge of an Applebee’s than all of India
  • — Alternative Medicine: Keith puts his own spin on the notes Michael brought for the show, and Michael and Chemda argue about medicine and rhetoric

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Michael Khalili
Michael Khalili
Michelle and Barack Obama
Michelle and Barack Obama
White House pastry chef Bill Yosses, a.k.a. The Crustmaster
White House pastry chef Bill Yosses, a.k.a. The Crustmaster
The food pyramid
The food pyramid
The My Plate guide
The My Plate guide
Garbage Pail Kids
Garbage Pail Kids

2009: Me Talk Pretty

With Lauren Hennessy – Dealing with your sick loved one; Keith plans his Alaskan cruise; Beyoncé outs Jay-Z; men and women; NYC street performers July 8, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Six Pack: Lauren Hennessy, a very buff guy in a VERY buff female body, is in studio
  • — Everything’s Dumb: Lauren talks about dealing with a sick Chemda
  • — Cirque Dis Delay: Keith outlines his plan for the Alaska cruise (he is currently on?), from bringing aboard 4 bottles of alcohol to taking advantage of all the cruise has to offer
  • — That Wack Bitch: Beyoncé, Forbes’ most influential celebrity, changed the lyrics to one of her songs to call out Jay-Z for cheating on her
  • — Bro: Lauren helped Keith’s wife reorganize their hot basement, and Lauren had a whole plan for when Keith walked in on him while he only wore a bra
  • — Battle Of The Sexists: Men and women don’t just have some differences; they have all the differences
  • — It’s Show Time!: The NYPD is cracking down on subway panhandler acrobats

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Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Lauren's abs
Lauren's abs
Old Gregg
Old Gregg
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
Mya
Mya
Rihanna
Rihanna
One of NYC's subway acrobats
One of NYC's subway acrobats
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