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2460: Weiner as In Penis

with Naomi Ekperigin – The racial implications regarding Colin Kaepernick; dads that try to reconnect; the National Theatre for the Deaf; U.S. vs. Canada; Anthony Weiner’s at it again; Mariah Carey threw fiancé’s laptop out the window for playing Beyoncé for her; how inmates get drugs; Gene Wilder dies; the McChicken trends; interracial couples August 30, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — What's In A Naomi: Naomi Ekperigin, whose name we’re not rushing through, is in studio
  • — USA! USA!: The backlash Colin Kaepernick received for his National Anthem protest vs. the relatively lenient response to Ryan Lochte’s Rio incident shows how racist people are
  • — Is That Child Abuse?: Naomi was born and raised in Harlem and was 1 of 6 black students in a class of 118
  • — Daddy Issues: Naomi was raised by a single mother after her dad left when she was 5. She doesn’t really see him anymore and won’t until she gets an adequate apology from him.
  • — I Saw The Sign: After college, Naomi toured with the National Theatre for the Deaf
  • — Gymnastics = Freedom: After watching the Rio Olympics, Naomi is now obsessed with gymnastics. Keith sets a Canadian listener straight about the United States vs. Canada’s Olympics records.
  • — Weiners And Losers: Just a day after Krystyna Hutchinson proclaimed her love for Anthony Weiner, his wife Huma Abedin announced she was leaving him in response to yet another sexting scandal
  • — All I Want For Christmas Is Me: Mariah Carey once threw her fiancé's laptop out the window because he played a Beyoncé song to seduce her. Mariah’s sister was busted in an undercover prostitution sting.
  • — You Do The Meth: At least 6 death row inmates in California died of drug overdoses in jail. How did they get the drugs?
  • — I’ve Got Some News: Gene Wilder died of Alzheimer’s at 83
  • — 100% Dark Meat: The McChicken is trending thanks to a viral video featuring a man having sex with one
  • — Jew Boo: Naomi is engaged to Jewish comedian Andy Beckerman, but she only catches flak for being in an interracial relationship when she’s looking good

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Naomi Ekperigin
Naomi Ekperigin
Colin Kaepernick
Colin Kaepernick
Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Gabby Douglas
Gabby Douglas
The Dalton School
The Dalton School

Krystyna Hutchinson
Krystyna Hutchinson
Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner
Anthony's bulge, next to his sleeping 4-year-old son
Anthony's bulge, next to his sleeping 4-year-old son
Anthony and Huma Abedin
Anthony and Huma Abedin
The purple demon emoji
The purple demon emoji
The jacking off emoticon
The jacking off emoticon
Jason Weiner, Anthony's brother
Jason Weiner, Anthony's brother
Jason's restaurant
Jason's restaurant
Mariah Carey and her fiancé James Packer
Mariah Carey and her fiancé James Packer
Alison Carey
Alison Carey
Naz Khan
Naz Khan
Gene Wilder
Gene Wilder
The dark meat McChicken
The dark meat McChicken

2459: Sister Morphine

with Wendi Starling and Krystyna Hutchinson – Wendi’s literal sexual demon; My Name Is Keith recap; meeting Ashanti and Ja Rule; Wendi’s sugar daddy update; Chemda’s biopsy; Don’t Breathe and Hell or High Water reviewed; speed-walking Olympian soils himself on TV; Michael Moore defends Ryan Lochte; Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand during NFL preseason game’s National Anthem August 28, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Glamorous Pussies: Wendi Starling and Krystyna Hutchinson, co-hosts of the Glamourpuss stand-up show, are in studio
  • — Bruce: Wendi, who got very handsy with her drunk self after recording My Name Is Keith, has a recurring dream where a demon chokes her and wakes her up with an orgasm
  • — Let’s Touch Butts: Krystyna paid $50 to meet Ashanti and Ja Rule
  • — Payroll: Wendi gives an update on her married sugar daddy, who’s so nice to her that she thinks she could actually be in a real relationship one day. Krystyna has never prostituted herself but she won’t rule it out.
  • — Mighty Morphine Power Ranger: Chemda had her biopsy on Thursday but won’t know the results until next Thursday. She is now a morphine addict. Krystyna shares her own ovary-bursting morphine experience.
  • — What Movies Did Keith Hate This Weekend?: Keith reviews Don’t Breathe and Hell or High Water. Krystyna loves Anthony Weiner now that she’s seen the Weiner documentary.
  • — Tough Shit: A French speed-walking champion has suffered a series of unfortunate Olympics mishaps since 2008, including soiling himself and collapsing on the track in Rio
  • — Dancing With The Liars: Ryan Lochte will appear on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars thanks to a deal made before he lied about being mugged in Rio. Michael Moore is defending Ryan on Facebook.
  • — What About The Troops: San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has faced strong backlash for refusing to stand during a preseason game’s singing of the National Anthem out of solidarity for black lives

Pictures

Krystyna Hutchinson and Wendi Starling
Krystyna Hutchinson and Wendi Starling
Wendi after My Name Is Keith
Wendi after My Name Is Keith
Krystyna and her friend meet Ashanti and Ja Rule
Krystyna and her friend meet Ashanti and Ja Rule
Chemda's biopsy
Chemda's biopsy




Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte

Michael Moore
Michael Moore
Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand for the National Anthem
Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand for the National Anthem
Colin Kaepernicking
Colin Kaepernicking
Colin's car and house
Colin's car and house
Yohann Diniz
Yohann Diniz
Yohann's poop
Yohann's poop

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