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2124: 7th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

Find the episodes that featured all the winners at KATG.com/VIP January 22, 2015
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  • — And The Winner Is: Welcome to the 2014 KATGuh Awards ceremony
  • — Incest Spoiler: 35% of KATG’s listeners think adult incest should be legal. It's such a problem in Iceland, where family names don’t carry on through generations, that an app was created to prevent it.
  • — Hungry For Love: The Cannibal Cop’s Match.com profile was deleted
  • — Forgiving Yourself: Henry Phillips performs Oops and Move On (KATG Live in L.A.)
  • — Best New Guest: Christi Chiello
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Danny’s Mom calls in (ep. 1995)
  • — Best Impression: Jesse Joyce and Keith as Woody Allen and Andrew Dice Clay (ep. 1939)
  • — Most Shocking Moment: Jonnie Flatbush vandalizes Chemda and Lauren’s house (ep. 1932)
  • — Most Touching Moment: Cathryn and JessNYC repaint Chemda’s walls (2014 54-Hour Marathon)
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Keith explains Hollyweird to Chris Gethard (ep. 2109)
  • — Best Fight: KATG and Aldo vs. Patrice (ep. 1984)
  • — Most Sexiest Moment: Michael and Marisela go to an orgy on their 3rd date (ep. 2038)
  • — Best Spinoff Episode: That's the Show with Danny (ep. 94)
  • — Spirit Award: Danny Hatch
  • — Deathtime Achievement Award: Safir Romain
  • — Best Feedback: MJG

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Iceland's helpful incest-preventing app
Iceland's helpful incest-preventing app


The Cannibal Cop's Match.com profile
The Cannibal Cop's Match.com profile
Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips
Best New Guest: Christi Chiello
Best New Guest: Christi Chiello
Most Ridiculous Moment: Danny's Mom
Most Ridiculous Moment: Danny's Mom
Best Impression: Jesse Joyce
Best Impression: Jesse Joyce
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
Jonnie Flatbush
Jonnie Flatbush
Most Shocking Moment: Jonnie Flatbush vandalizes Chemda and Lauren's home
Most Shocking Moment: Jonnie Flatbush vandalizes Chemda and Lauren's home




Most Touching Moment: Cathryn
Most Touching Moment: Cathryn
Most Touching Moment: JessNYC
Most Touching Moment: JessNYC
Best Fight: Aldo
Best Fight: Aldo
Best Fight: Patrice
Best Fight: Patrice
Most Sexiest Moment: Michael and Marisela
Most Sexiest Moment: Michael and Marisela
Best Spinoff Episode: That's the Show with Danny #94
Best Spinoff Episode: That's the Show with Danny #94
Spirit Award: Danny Hatch
Spirit Award: Danny Hatch
Deathtime Achievement Award: Safir Romain
Deathtime Achievement Award: Safir Romain

2123: The Jenny Awards

With Nick Maritato – Comics dating comics; Girl Meets World; eating alone in public; Chemda’s wedding countdown; 17-year-old girl happily loses her virginity to her father; the Cannibal Cop joins dating sites; STFU SOTU; Whiplash review; American Sniper’s Chris Kyle was a chronic liar; 2015 Academy Award nominees; The Roast of Terry Bradshaw; New England Patriots cheat; Omarosa has proof Bill Cosby raped women that she can’t share; QVC debates if the moon is a star or a planet January 21, 2015
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  • — Glorious Lines: Nick Maritato, who Chemda saw being very funny on Chris Laker’s The Show, is in studio
  • — Are You Gonna Use That?: Nick is dating comedian and KATG guest Ashley Brooke Roberts, but their styles of comedy are so different that they’re not worried about stealing each other's premise
  • — Junk Food: Nick hosts a podcast about enjoying guilty pleasures, but its bonus episodes are recaps of Girl Meets World that get more listens than the main podcast
  • — You're Not Fooling Us: Nick’s 2 big vices are eating and smoking pot, but he’s more embarrassed about his weight, to the point that he rarely eats in public
  • — ChemdaAndLauren.com: Keith and Chemda go over the registry on Chemda's wedding site in anticipation of the big day
  • — Daddy Loves You: A 17-year-old woman lost her virginity to her estranged father and is now engaged to him (even though they can never be legally married), with plans to have children and move to New Jersey where adult incest is legal
  • — Dinner At My Place?: Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop, is trying his luck on dating sites after being released from jail for planning to cook and eat his wife, among others
  • — Whoomp! (There It Is): Barack Obama burned his haters during his State of the Union address
  • — It Moved Fast: Keith reviews Whiplash.
  • — Stuff Happened: American Sniper's Chris Kyle lied about many of the events he claimed happened to him, including punching out Jesse Ventura, shooting 2 carjackers in Texas, and shooting 30 looters in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. The man who actually killed Kyle wants his trial moved now that the movie has become a hit.
  • — The Jenny Award: The gang discusses the 2015 Academy Award nominations
  • — Ya Bald Douche: Keith wrote a roast joke about the Pittsburgh Steelers' Terry Bradshaw for Jesse Joyce
  • — Ya Ball Douche: 11 of the New England Patriots' 12 footballs supplied for the AFC Championship were found to be deflated. 63% of KATG's audience thinks the Pats will lose to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
  • — I Wasn't Surprised: Omarosa, who used to work with Bill Cosby, said she'd have 'lots of stories to tell' about Cosby raping women if not for the nondisclosure agreement she signed
  • — I'm Not Buyin' It: Fashion designer and boob-grabber Issac Mizrahi got into a debate with a QVC host on air over whether the moon is a star or a planet that sustains life
  • — The Poll Truth: 25% of KATG's listeners are tempted to walk across America after hearing Jessica Watkins' experience, and 19% have immediate living family members they've never met

Guests

Nick MaritatoNick Maritato

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Nick Maritato
Nick Maritato

Ashley Brooke Roberts
Ashley Brooke Roberts


Lauren and Chemda
Lauren and Chemda
Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop
Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop

J.K. Simmons in Oz
J.K. Simmons in Oz




Chris Kyle
Chris Kyle
Eddie Ray Routh, Kyle's killer
Eddie Ray Routh, Kyle's killer




Michael Keaton
Michael Keaton
Eddie Redmayne
Eddie Redmayne
Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Terry Bradshaw
Terry Bradshaw
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Bill Belichick
Bill Belichick
The Patriots' deflated ball being replaced
The Patriots' deflated ball being replaced
Omarosa
Omarosa
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
QVC's Shawn Killinger and Issac Mizrahi arguing about the moon
QVC's Shawn Killinger and Issac Mizrahi arguing about the moon

Classics 10: Who Fuckin' Knows

with Patrick Carlin January 2, 2015
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  • — Hippie: Patrick Carlin, who isn't dead, is in studio
  • — Juvie: Patrick's bad boy streak started when he was a toddler and continued through school, the Air Force, and up to this day
  • — Sibling Pride: Patrick and his younger brother George were close together growing up after escaping with their mother from an alcoholic, abusive father
  • — Dry Carlin: Patrick blew a .24 after being pulled over for drunk driving, which led him to stop drinking
  • — WWW: Patrick doesn't know if he's on The Internet, but he has a website and adds people on Facebook
  • — Holy Matrimony: Patrick and his wife of 56 years got married on Holy Saturday after scaring the priest with tales of living in sin
  • — Necrophilia: Patrick is 81-years-old but still has sex, because what is he gonna do, not have sex?
  • — Content: Patrick isn't envious of his brother's success

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Patrick Carlin and Lauren Hennessy
Patrick Carlin and Lauren Hennessy
George Carlin
George Carlin



Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
The cast of The George Carlin Show
The cast of The George Carlin Show
Ethel Merman
Ethel Merman

Classics 9: That Metal Show

with Jim Florentine January 1, 2015
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Show Notes

  • — The Day The Laughter Died: Keith saw Jim Florentine open for Andrew Dice Clay, and Keith took great pleasure in watching Jim's set deteriorate into a profane shouting match with the audience
  • — Dr. Pepper: Jim's most recent CD, 'Awful Jokes From My First Comedy Notebook,' is literally exactly what its title implies
  • — Comedy Metal Midgets: Keith hypothesizes that the music he and Jim enjoy was actually never any good at all
  • — Deathstyle: Keith was sickened by the Metallica documentary Some Kind of Monster
  • — Terrorizing Telemarketers: Jim has a series of albums that document his tomfoolery with telemarketers who call him which led to his casting on Comedy Central's Crank Yankers and working with Eminem
  • — Fired: Jim appeared on The Apprentice, performing stand-up for charity. It did not go well.
  • — Savior Complex: Jim's girlfriend Jade committed suicide 6 years ago and he met his current wife at a concert Jade told him to go to in a dream
  • — Bologna: Jim dated Robin Quivers, Howard Stern's co-host, but doesn't know whether or not she's currently healthy

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Jim Florentine
Jim Florentine
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay



KISS
KISS
Metallica
Metallica
Metallica?
Metallica?



Metallica's St. Anger
Metallica's St. Anger

Jim and "Special Ed"
Jim and "Special Ed"
Jim and "Bobby Fletcher"
Jim and "Bobby Fletcher"
Eminem and "Special Ed"
Eminem and "Special Ed"
Jim and Jade
Jim and Jade
Jim wife his wife Samantha and their son
Jim wife his wife Samantha and their son
Dionne Warwick
Dionne Warwick
You'd think a psychic wouldn't need a bell
You'd think a psychic wouldn't need a bell
Robin Quivers
Robin Quivers

Classics 8: Special Education

with Eugene Mirman December 31, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Starstruck: Eugene Mirman of Bob's Burgers is in the studio, much to Chemda's delight
  • — DC In Helsinki: Eugene receives plenty of mean messages over the Internet, as evidenced by the single bad review his book got, written by 'a big fan'
  • — Star Talk: Eugene loves space and laments the imminent shutdown of the NASA program
  • — Resource Room: Eugene was in special education for 6 years because he lip-synched a Bill Cosby routine for a book report and made things up during a reading comprehension test
  • — Highbrow Education: Eugene designed his own comedy major in college and performed a 1-hour stand-up act for his thesis
  • — Car Talk: A woman tried to flee the scene of a crime by hijacking a child's battery-powered toy car, and Chris Brown threatened a parking attendant over having to pay $10 for valet service
  • — Wild Animals: A woman in Zimbabwe started having sex with her boyfriend only to be mauled to death by a lion as the boyfriend hid and watched, and Keith is positive in his belief that Harry Potter had sex with a horse

Guests

Eugene MirmanEugene Mirman

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Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Iron Man 3
Iron Man 3



Eugene and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Eugene and Neil deGrasse Tyson
Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce

Jamie Craft, drunk driver
Jamie Craft, drunk driver
The getaway vehicle
The getaway vehicle
Chris Brown
Chris Brown
Daniel Radcliffe in Eqqus
Daniel Radcliffe in Eqqus

Classics 7: Sister Wife

with Ilana Glazer and Eliot Glazer December 30, 2014
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  • — Hulk Mode: Eliot Glazer's sister Ilana Glazer of Broad City enjoyed seeing Keith lose his shit over the sound
  • — Lost And Alone: No one wants to have their own kids anymore
  • — Cage: Keith married Ben and TJ but recently got an invitation to their wedding
  • — Wrestling A Bear: Pussy Riot, a Russian punk rock band, was arrested for being hooligans after an anti-Putin performance
  • — Riled Up: Madonna was sued by Russian activists for liking gay people
  • — How Can You Say No: The wife of a victim of the 1972 Black September murders was turned away when she asked the Olympics board to honor the dead
  • — Nice Italian Dinner: Eliot is a fan of the way Mary Jo Buttafuoco handles being shot in the face
  • — Everybody's Gay: Eliot and Ilana have a retarded friend who thinks piano players can't be gay
  • — Extra Boomerangs: An Australian political ad called the rival candidate a jerk-off
  • — Inoperable: Tony Scott, director of Top Gun, jumped to his death at age 68
  • — Zingers: Phyllis Diller died in her sleep at age 95
  • — Mix Tapes: Nicki Minaj will most likely be a judge on American Idol
  • — Attention Span: Keith isn't a fan of Lenny Bruce
  • — Eeehhhhh: Eliot, Ilana, and Chemda are on their best behavior in restaurants to make up for being Jewish

Pictures

The perp wire
The perp wire
Keith's Justice
Keith's Justice
Out with the old
Out with the old
In with the new
In with the new
Then why don't you marry me?
Then why don't you marry me?
Pussy Riot
Pussy Riot
Go back to Russia
Go back to Russia
Mary Jo, Joey, and Amy
Mary Jo, Joey, and Amy
A rapist? With that face?
A rapist? With that face?
Earthy's Mightiest Heroes
Earthy's Mightiest Heroes
Liberace wasn't gay, he was on TV
Liberace wasn't gay, he was on TV
The latest KATG Tattoo
The latest KATG Tattoo

Classics 6: Fifty Shades of Gay

with James Adomian December 29, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Basic Human Rights: Todd Glass came out on Marc Maron's WTF, and now Maron continues the trend on KATG
  • — Long Overdue: James Adomian won the 2011 KATGuh Award for Best New Guest
  • — King Of Thrones: Keith and Brother Love watched Game of Thrones and had an awesome time, and James is attracted to Peter Dinklage
  • — Gay Car: James explains the differences between New York gay and L.A. gay
  • — Respectable Cunt: England rewrote word definition because The Queen of England wants her Diamond Jubilee now
  • — I Plan To Be Fucked: Michael Caine shares his thoughts on Batman and comedian Mike Lawrence, and Richard Branson plots to destroy the Earth
  • — I Always Bring Gary Busey With Me: Scout Willis was arrested for drinking on the NYC subway and for using a fake ID upon arrest
  • — Did I Do That: Actor Dee Jay Daniels of 90s family sitcom fame is one of 3 men who stabbed someone outside a nightclub, and he faces life in prison
  • — Buyer's Remorse: Donald Trump is suing Miss Pennsylvania who claims that Miss Universe is rigged. Donald Trump comes out as gay on the show.
  • — Zombie Apocalypse: A shoplifter chewed off part of a Connecticut store owner's bicep muscle after being caught
  • — Please: The NYC Health Department is urging the Jewish Orthodox community to stop sucking babies' dicks
  • — Don't Believe The Lies: Pat Buchanan and Jesse Ventura tell tales of their homosexuality
  • — At Peace With Hitler: A hypothetical D-Day loss letter by General MacArthur was found
  • — Christmas Time Faggots: Fred Phelps of God Hates Fags fame reveals his gay side

Guests

James AdomianJames Adomian

Pictures

Marc Maron
Marc Maron


2012's Her Royal Highness The Queen Majesty
2012's Her Royal Highness The Queen Majesty
Michael Caine
Michael Caine
Richard Branson
Richard Branson
Scout Willis
Scout Willis
Gary Busey
Gary Busey
Dee Jay Daniels
Dee Jay Daniels
Donald Trump and ex-Miss Pennsylvania
Donald Trump and ex-Miss Pennsylvania
The latest zombie
The latest zombie
Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura
General MacArthur's backup letter
General MacArthur's backup letter
Fred Phelps
Fred Phelps

Classics 5: Just the Tip

with Robert Kelly December 26, 2014
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  • — Warm Cake: Sticking the tip of your penis into a warm and moist vagina is such a great feeling for everyone
  • — Show Me Your Diaper: A 95-year-old woman was forced to remove her diaper because her dried and caked urine posed a possible terrorist threat at the airport
  • — Desensitizing Your Sex Life: Robert Kelly has trouble doing anything dirty with his wife because he views her as a pure woman
  • — Unplugged From The Matrix: Robert talks about his sex-capades and why we do crazy sexual things
  • — Blood And Tears: It’s okay to cry, and Robert finds period sex to be on par with poop sex
  • — Good Choice: Having other men hit on your girl confirms that you are dating a hot-ass woman
  • — We Are Having Sex: Sex with a black girl is a way different experience than trying to warm up your average white chick
  • — Circle Jerks: If you didn’t at least masturbate in front of your buddies as a kid, there might be something wrong with you
  • — Something Happened: The first time Keith jerked off, he was in the same position as when you receive the body of Christ at church
  • — Giving and Receiving: Not all girls getting dick pics from famous dudes are in it for the money and fame
  • — Power and Violence: Robert was physically abused by his step-father for years and years until one day he took a stand
  • — Thanks Pal: Isn't it a shame that comics can’t feel anything or relate to their friend’s feelings?
  • — Milking Me: Jim Norton doesn’t like threesomes. I don’t want to bang a she-male, so I can relate to that.
  • — School: Robert wishes he could go back and learn the basics of math and grammar
  • — Severing Ties: Robert doesn’t want to reconnect with his abusive stepfather
  • — Worth It: Robert isn't going to avoid saying something funny on stage just because his wife might be offended
  • — Just A Sip: Robert had his first drink in the 1st grade, but has been sober for 25 years now
  • — Go Tiger: Tiger Woods finally got an ad endorsement. For topical cream. In Japan.
  • — Pulling Out: Anthony Weiner’s creepy looking wife is finally leaving him
  • — Borders: Everybody cheats in their head, unless you’re Chris Hansen, then you do it for real

Guests

Robert KellyRobert Kelly

Pictures

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly
The woman whose diaper was checked by the TSA
The woman whose diaper was checked by the TSA
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Tiger Woods' new ad endorsement
Tiger Woods' new ad endorsement
Chris Hansen
Chris Hansen
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