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2136: Fuck Eddie Murphy

Cindy Crawford’s untouched photo; Uma Thurman’s new face; Machine Gun Preacher, Movie 43, Sharknado, and Sharknado 2 reviewed; SNL 40 and Academy Awards 2015 discussed; #FuckEddie; Harris Wittels overdoses February 24, 2015
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  • — Keith And The Boy: Chemda is off getting married in Hawaii, but Keith and Danny have opinions that can’t wait
  • — Very Brave: An unretouched picture from one of Cindy Crawford’s photo shoots leaked, and Uma Thurman is the latest celebrity to ruin her face with plastic surgery
  • — Oh, Keith: Keith reviews Machine Gun Preacher, Movie 43, Sharknado, and Sharknado 2: The Second One, all of which he watched while his wife was out of town
  • — Academy N-Word: Keith will be partaking in a live-read of the Reservoir Dogs script
  • — He Doesn’t Need The Laughs: Saturday Night Live’s 40th Anniversary Special and the 87th Academy Awards are discussed, along with Eddie Murphy’s refusal to be funny on either of them
  • — Humblesad: Comedian Harris Wittels, executive producer for Parks and Recreation and inventor of the term ‘humblebrag,’ died of a drug overdose at 30 years old

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Cindy Crawford unretouched
Cindy Crawford unretouched
Cindy Crawford "candid"
Cindy Crawford "candid"
Uma Thurman then and WHAT?!
Uma Thurman then and WHAT?!
Renée Zellweger then and WHO?!
Renée Zellweger then and WHO?!
Meg Ryan then and CHRIST!
Meg Ryan then and CHRIST!

The hidden ticket
The hidden ticket
Keith Malley: 28%
Keith Malley: 28%
Brad Pitt: 22%
Brad Pitt: 22%
29%
29%
4%
4%
51%
51%
80%
80%
82%
82%
59%
59%
Cathryn's conference
Cathryn's conference
92%
92%
0%
0%
Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy
Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy
Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro
Kanye West
Kanye West
Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon
Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon
Steve Martin
Steve Martin
Celebrity Jeopardy
Celebrity Jeopardy
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Paul Simon
Paul Simon
Martin Short and Maya Rudolph as Beyonce
Martin Short and Maya Rudolph as Beyonce
Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Kenan Thompson as The Cos
Kenan Thompson as The Cos

Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Idina Menzel and John Travolta
Idina Menzel and John Travolta
Lady Gaga and Julie Andrews
Lady Gaga and Julie Andrews


John Wick's dog
John Wick's dog
God needed his angel back
God needed his angel back
Harris Wittels
Harris Wittels


2135: Fog Machine

With Lauren Hennessy – Interactive theater; new Bill Cosby accuser; Brian Williams suspended 6 months without pay; Jon Stewart quits The Daily Show; Apple is worth $700 billion; Waze app tells where cops are; weed facility raided due to melted snow; Facebook captures criminals; Bobbi Kristina Brown update; Adderall and addiction; Chemda and Lauren’s Maui wedding; lesbian advice update February 12, 2015
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  • — Going Green: Lauren Hennessy and his cloud of pot smoke are in studio
  • — Cabaret: Lauren talks about his latest theatrical endeavor; an interactive play set at a house party. Keith shares his experiences with interactive theater.
  • — Bill Fold: After canceling some upcoming shows, Bill Cosby has been accused by another woman of sexual harassment
  • — Meta News: NBC has suspended Brian Williams for 6 months without pay. Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show after 17 years.
  • — iPercent: Apple is the first U.S. company to be worth $700,000,000,000
  • — Wave Goodbye: Cops are demanding Google disable a feature on an app that lets users see where police officers are on a map
  • — Greenhouse: Police raided a house in the Netherlands that they correctly predicted was a weed-growing facility because it was the only house without snow on the roof
  • — I Love Facebook: A criminal posted on where he was going on the lam on Facebook, which Keith likes using to mess with his old classmates
  • — So Emotional: Whitney Houston adopted 12-year-old Nick Gordon when Bobbi Kristina Brown (who will not be taken off life support on Whitney's death anniversary) was only 8, which makes Chemda change how she feels about their relationship
  • — Cleaning House For A Second: Even though it helps him, Lauren is taking a break from Adderall because he's afraid of growing a high tolerance to it
  • — He-Waii: Lauren's friends in Maui don't know that he's transgender, and the wedding will be the first time Chemda uses male pronouns around his family
  • — A Beautiful, Beautiful Thing: The woman who wrote in about her 'first love' gives an update on her situation

Pictures

Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
The cast of Mrs. Mayfield's Fifth-Grade class of '93 20-Year Reunion
The cast of Mrs. Mayfield's Fifth-Grade class of '93 20-Year Reunion
Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Helen Gumpel then
Helen Gumpel then
Helen Gumpel now
Helen Gumpel now
Brian Williams
Brian Williams
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart

Waze
Waze
The Netherlands' obvious pot house
The Netherlands' obvious pot house
Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina Brown
Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina Brown
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Judy Gold
Judy Gold

Classics 14: Sympathy for the Devil

with Troy Conrad February 26, 2015
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Guests

Troy ConradTroy Conrad

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Chelsea Peretti
Chelsea Peretti
Paul Provenza
Paul Provenza
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
Troy Conrad as George W. Bush
Troy Conrad as George W. Bush
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler
Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney
The George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum
The George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
Chris Christie
Chris Christie
The Constitution
The Constitution


England's first place Halloween costume
England's first place Halloween costume

Classics 13: The Meat of It

with Gary Gulman February 25, 2015
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  • — Materials: It's Cat's birthday. Did he play it right?
  • — Pay To Play: Listener Bernadette wants to be on the show
  • — Less Than: Gary Gulman appeared on Tourgasm as the guy who didn't like having his ass grabbed
  • — My Mother Saved Me: Gary describes his upbringing from headbutt fights to college football
  • — A Monster Like You: Being over six feet tall is dangerous and painful
  • — Making Conversation: Gary's dad is a square with one leg and diabetes
  • — Army Men: Gary's childhood friend Billy was the best boyfriend he didn't know he had
  • — You Hate Each Other: Gary hasn't talked to his older brothers in five years
  • — Feelings: Chemda and Lauren had Thanksgiving at their place and made everyone feel super gay
  • — How To Make Vegetables Fun: Gary is 75% vegetarian. Chemda ponders the perspective of livestock.
  • — God-Fearing: Angus T. Jones, the fat kid from Two and a Half Men, is protesting the show as un-Christian filth
  • — Beat It: Chris Brown quit Twitter again after getting in a fight with comedian Jenny Johnson. Sweden got in on the fun.
  • — Peanut Butter: Puck from The Real World is in jail for stalking

Guests

Gary GulmanGary Gulman

Pictures

Gary Gulman
Gary Gulman
Cathryn
Cathryn
Chemda's perverted turkey
Chemda's perverted turkey

Chemda's dinner
Chemda's dinner
Lauren tries to figure out a wishbone
Lauren tries to figure out a wishbone
Angus T. Jones, convert
Angus T. Jones, convert
Chris Brown seems pleased
Chris Brown seems pleased
Jenny Johnson
Jenny Johnson
Rihanna's iconic look
Rihanna's iconic look
Sweden's got jokes
Sweden's got jokes
Puck
Puck

Classics 12: Kickstart My Heart

with Josh Gondelman and Gaby Dunn February 23, 2015
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  • — Used To Date: Gaby Dunn is back, this time with her ex Josh Gondelman
  • — I Have Had A Day: Rappers like to start songs with laughter and requests for more bass
  • — Have A Baby: The iPad Mini is exactly what consumers weren't looking for
  • — We Do Some Scientists: 79% of listeners think Marcus Queer of Somerset, PA is a liar
  • — Powerless: The New York Marathon is still on despite NYC's devastation. This just in: it's canceled.
  • — Fallout: Gas stations all over New York are running dry. NYC's rat population dropped due to flooding.
  • — Pretty People: A Brazilian model took pictures of herself in front of wreckage and the Internet made fun of her
  • — They're Gonna Walk Soon: A 13-foot shark was punched in the face by a Hawaiian
  • — Taste Test: A British man handed out bags of cocaine to trick-or-treating children
  • — First Of All: A jeep jumping the US/Mexico border got stuck on the fence
  • — Don't Do That Thing: Gaby was in an abusive relationship that poisoned her against romance. Josh and Gaby gave it a go anyway.
  • — Retard Factory: Josh is so nice that he does more harm than good
  • — Constant Party: A new KATG 30-Hour Marathon may or may not be coming up
  • — Invent A Lightsaber: George Lucas is donating the proceeds of selling Star Wars to education
  • — More Pop: Taylor Swift didn't win anything at the Country Music Awards

Pictures

Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman
Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman
Marathonian generators
Marathonian generators
End of Days
End of Days
"There's a tree in the road. And I'm pretty."
"There's a tree in the road. And I'm pretty."
"Watch while I sit on this car. They should have parked elsewhere. Then again, I am pretty."
"Watch while I sit on this car. They should have parked elsewhere. Then again, I am pretty."
"All this destruction really makes you think. About how pretty I am."
"All this destruction really makes you think. About how pretty I am."
"They offered me a ride to safety, and in return, I'm pretty."
"They offered me a ride to safety, and in return, I'm pretty."
"If you're looking for a bombshell, you've found her."
"If you're looking for a bombshell, you've found her."
Abort!
Abort!
"Hey, I'm hot too."
"Hey, I'm hot too."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of four billion dollars."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of four billion dollars."
Taylor Swift, underachiever
Taylor Swift, underachiever

Classics 11: Let's Hear It for the Boy

with Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer February 18, 2015
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  • — Four More Years: Besse Cooper, the world's oldest living person, recently turned 116
  • — Ego: Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer brag about their upcoming self-titled show on MTV
  • — Hide My Disdain: Nikki and Sara are tired of putting up with shitty co-panelists
  • — Mustard Stains: Having your own show means hurting your friends' feelings
  • — Burning Heels: Waiting in line at a club is nearly as fun as being garrotted
  • — Finish Strong: Danny Hatch wafts his wisdom through the Internet via Tumblr and That's the Show with Danny
  • — Classy: Keith is interviewing Myka Fox so as to ruin their friendship for the sake of entertainment
  • — Super Grumpy: Being mean is not okay even if you're perioding
  • — Bad: Nikki once threw up after a night of verbal abuse from an old boyfriend, and Sara is still affected by the criticisms of an ex
  • — We Hate People: Nikki doesn't want to release a CD for fear of judgment
  • — Actually: Sexy-Ex-Intern Mike learned to be nicer in response to criticisms from Keith and Chemda
  • — Take That Load: Superman is dating Wonder Woman according to Us Weekly
  • — Dick On Your Mouth: A Ukraine art installation legally mandates marriage between participants
  • — Road Rage: A Montana man pretended to be Bigfoot and got run over and killed. Nikki once hit a child molester with her car.

Pictures

Besse Cooper on her 116th birthday
Besse Cooper on her 116th birthday
Danny Hatch is shaking
Danny Hatch is shaking
Myka Fox in her anime morph
Myka Fox in her anime morph
Sexy Mike tests Spooky's theory
Sexy Mike tests Spooky's theory
No more Kryptonite condom
No more Kryptonite condom
Ukraine's Sleeping Beauties
Ukraine's Sleeping Beauties
Everybody knows cars is 'fraid of bigfoots
Everybody knows cars is 'fraid of bigfoots
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