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2020: Pretty Pretty

With Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele – 50 Shades of Grey is a movie; Keith’s aunt dies; Bigfoot isn’t real; USPS; sexual harassment and Chemda witnesses a man punch, kick, and choke a woman; Insane Clown Posse is sued for sexual harassment; NFL’s Justin Black’s suspension continues and Ray Rice misses 2 games for beating his wife; 16 babies in NYC have herpes because of Jewish circumcisions; “Weird Al” Yankovic reaches #1 on Billboard July 25, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Royals: Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele, both queens of the castle, are in studio
  • — Cover Up: Liz and Carmen are clueless about the mom-porn novel/upcoming film 50 Shades of Grey, right down to not knowing what the book cover looks like
  • — It Sounds Like You Cared A Lot: Keith’s aunt, who might be his godmother, died, and now he doesn’t know who’s left or how to ask his family that; Liz just became her nephew’s godmother
  • — Duh?: Scientists have finally broken their legendary silence and confirmed that there is no such thing as Bigfoot
  • — The System Works: Keith started his day in a great mood because he went to pick up a package from the Post Office and it was actually there
  • — Acrobat-caller: Keith saw a subway acrobat sexually harass a woman on the train and asks Liz and Carmen how they deal with creeps in public; Chemda talks about witnessing domestic abuse on the street in her neighborhood
  • — If The Glass Dildo Fits: Kid Rock’s glass dildo is being subpoenaed in a sexual harassment lawsuit against a member of Insane Clown Posse
  • — Sacked: Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Justin Blackmon has been suspended from the NFL for a DUI charge and having 2 blunts in his car but his punishment is far less severe than Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Rice, who will miss 2 games for beating his wife unconscious
  • — This Is A Tweet: Chemda met somebody who had 4 different Foo Fighters tattoos but was too shy to tweet at Foo Fighters to tell them
  • — Slurp: 2 more infants in NYC, for a total 16 in NYC alone, have contracted herpes as a result of rabbis sucking the blood from their freshly circumcised penises
  • — Alapalooza: ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s latest album is the first #1 comedy album in 50 years

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Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch
Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch




Bigfoot
Bigfoot

The domestic abuser Chemda encountered
The domestic abuser Chemda encountered
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
Kid Rock
Kid Rock
Insane Clown Posse
Insane Clown Posse
Dirty Dan, the defendant in the sexual harrassment lawsuit
Dirty Dan, the defendant in the sexual harrassment lawsuit
Andrea Pellegrini, the prosecutor in the sexual harassment lawsuit
Andrea Pellegrini, the prosecutor in the sexual harassment lawsuit
Justin Blackmon
Justin Blackmon
Ray Rice
Ray Rice
Ray Rice dragging his unconscious wife
Ray Rice dragging his unconscious wife
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Coolio
Coolio
James Blunt
James Blunt
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke
Paula Patton
Paula Patton


2019: Blurred Lines

With Abbi Crutchfield – The real Morgan Freeman and what celebrities are like; #FreePalestine; New York is America’s unhappiest city; the Cannibal Cop’s assistant; Ben Stein is a pervert; how to get out of a DUI; Sarah Palin receives a traffic ticket; Robin Thicke wants Paula Patton back; the Tupac and Rocky musicals fail; coconut oil July 24, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — A Great Guest, Period: Abbi Crutchfield, who appeared on an episode of the Tyra Banks Show about menstruation and adult diapers, is in studio
  • — Immaculate Conception: Abbi is a celebrity interviewer on a show for People Magazine, where she learned just how flirtatious and apocalypse-obsessed Morgan Freeman is
  • — #Informed: Dwight Howard and Rihanna both tweeted #FreePalestine before immediately deleting their tweets when people complained
  • — Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Broken: Abbi has lived in New York City, which was recently named America’s unhappiest city, for 9 years
  • — Cook-booked: A British male nurse, who helped coach the NYPD Cannibal Cop, was arrested for planning to kidnap, cook, and eat a 14-year-old girl he befriended online
  • — Seduce Ben Stein's Money: The very married Ben Stein sent a pregnant former escort $1,500 after befriending her and receiving sexy pictures, but the girl went public with the story when he said he wanted to ‘hug and kiss’ her
  • — Women And Driving, Am I Right?: A woman went into a pub after crashing her car and started drinking to cover up the fact that she was drunk, and Sarah Palin got a speeding ticket in her Alaskan hometown despite the fact that she is the former governor of Alaska
  • — The Album Is Called Paula: Robin Thicke’s plan to get his ex-wife Paula Patton back and retain some of popularity by making an album about her is not going very well
  • — Yo Adrian, We Kind Of Did It: A Broadway musical based on Tupac Shakur’s work is closing early after poor reviews, as is Rocky: The Musical
  • — You Can Masturbate With It, Too!: Abbi and Chemda talk about their experience with curly hair, and the gang extols the virtue of coconut oil

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Abbi Crutchfield
Abbi Crutchfield

Abbi and her adult diaper on The Tyra Banks Show
Abbi and her adult diaper on The Tyra Banks Show
Lisa Nowak, the crazy adult diaper-wearing astronaut
Lisa Nowak, the crazy adult diaper-wearing astronaut
John Stamos
John Stamos
Eric Stonestreet
Eric Stonestreet
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Rob Reiner
Rob Reiner
Ice Cube
Ice Cube
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Rihanna
Rihanna
The Washington Square Park snake
The Washington Square Park snake
Tanya Ma and Ben Stein
Tanya Ma and Ben Stein
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Robin Thicke cheating in New York
Robin Thicke cheating in New York
Robin Thicke cheating in Paris
Robin Thicke cheating in Paris
Paula Patton, Robin Thicke's wife
Paula Patton, Robin Thicke's wife

Tim Howard
Tim Howard
Pink and her husband Carey Hart
Pink and her husband Carey Hart


Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller
Ali May
Ali May
The new Expendables film has quite a few familiar faces. But enough about Stallone!
The new Expendables film has quite a few familiar faces. But enough about Stallone!
Brigitte Nielsen is looking good.
Brigitte Nielsen is looking good.
Grace Jones do be lookin' fine as hell!
Grace Jones do be lookin' fine as hell!

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