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Past Guests Include

 
Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Abrasive comedian and unrepentant drunk.
Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Top 5 finalist on the most recent season of Last Comic Standing.
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Veteran, confrontational, and hard-hitting comic and host of popular podcast WTF.
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
TBS sitcom "Are We There Yet?" and 'Chad' on Chappelle's Show's "Mad Real World."
 

Recent Shows

 

1937: Nine Years Down

with Ben Lerman, Matteo Lane, and Danny Hatch March 7, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Wooooo!: Best New Guest KATGuh winners Ben Lerman, Matteo Lane, and Danny Hatch are in studio for Keith and The Girl’s 9-year anniversary
  • — And Tastes Like A Phone: Oscar Mayer has released a new app with an accessory that releases a bacon-scented puff of air
  • — Don’t Mess With Money: Brother Love calls in from Nashville, Tennessee; Ben was inappropriate to actor Dylan Baker
  • — A Ten Goat Man: A man in Nigeria had sex with a goat (that he owned) after he asked its permission and was still charged with a crime, even though he had sex with goats 10 times before!
  • — Slippery Slope: Massachusetts has officially criminalized upskirt pictures
  • — It Gets Worse: Matteo was called a faggot after joking about it on stage at a comedy club and nobody rallied behind him
  • — My Struggle: Fellow Best New Guest winner John F. O’Donnell calls in from Berlin, Germany
  • — Landline: Lauren Hennessy calls in from New York, New York
  • — The Best Liza Minnelli Impersonator: Ellen Degeneres insults Liza Minnelli, Metteo judges Adele Zadeem, and the gang lets you know how to feel about Jennifer Lawrence
  • — Fitter Happier: Danny talks about his recent psychiatrist visit, his history of depression, and the antidepressants he’s now taking
  • — Doggone It: The man who tattooed his unconscious dog quit his tattoo artist job after receiving death threats
  • — Character Limit: James Adomian stops in for a brief visit with his pals Gary Busey, Jesse Ventura, and Richard Branson

Pictures

Ben Lerman, Danny Hatch, and Matteo Lane
Ben Lerman, Danny Hatch, and Matteo Lane
Oscar Mayer's new bacon app
Oscar Mayer's new bacon app
Brother Love
Brother Love

David's black light KATG tattoo
David's black light KATG tattoo
Jason and his black light KATG tattoo
Jason and his black light KATG tattoo
Cristal and her black light KATG tattoo
Cristal and her black light KATG tattoo
Canada Rob's KATG tattoo
Canada Rob's KATG tattoo
Mike's KATG branding
Mike's KATG branding
The Stanley Cup wearing a KATG shirt
The Stanley Cup wearing a KATG shirt
Jason and the US Air Force tattoo the enemy's face
Jason and the US Air Force tattoo the enemy's face

Deuce's message for Hezbollah guerillas
Deuce's message for Hezbollah guerillas

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker
A Few Goat Men
A Few Goat Men
Ralph Fiennes
Ralph Fiennes
Katharine Hepburn
Katharine Hepburn
Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe
Jennifer Coolidge
Jennifer Coolidge
John F. O'Donnell
John F. O'Donnell
JFod in Berlin, Germany
JFod in Berlin, Germany
Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Ellen Degeneres
Ellen Degeneres
Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli
The Oscar selfie
The Oscar selfie
Liza Minnelli tries but fails to be included in the Oscar selfie
Liza Minnelli tries but fails to be included in the Oscar selfie
Idina Menzel
Idina Menzel
John Travolta
John Travolta
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence
Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal
Annie Lederman
Annie Lederman
Zion the dog's tattoo
Zion the dog's tattoo
Mistah Metro, Zion's unemployed owner
Mistah Metro, Zion's unemployed owner
James Adomian
James Adomian
Gary Busey
Gary Busey
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura
Richard Branson
Richard Branson

1936: Katz and Dogs

with Louis Katz March 6, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Cancelled: Louis Katz, who used to write for Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, is in studio
  • — Space Jam: Louis and his girlfriend lived together for a month while she was in-between apartments and Louis did not enjoy it because he needs his space
  • — My Non-Stink Zone: Louis’ girlfriend and his roommate are both slobs who don’t care about leaving a mess
  • — Puppy Love: A man tattooed his dog with a heart containing his and his wife’s initials
  • — HUAR: Facebook can use your data to tell when you are about to start a relationship, which prompts Keith to remind us about the impending reign of our robot overlords
  • — #trolled: Louis and Hari Kondabalu Twitter-fight
  • — Blew Devil: Belle Knox is a porn star that is also a student at Duke University
  • — Freedom: The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court has ruled that it is perfectly legal to take upskirt pictures
  • — Parents Of The Year: Teresa and Joe Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey told their kids they were going to jail while on camera
  • — Welcome To McDonald’s, Nigga: Staples will be closing 225 of its stores; Radio Shack will close 1,100 stores
  • — Walk The Plank: Chemda and Danny are now in a workout-fight, pledging $20 to each other for every day they don't exercise

Guests

Louis KatzLouis Katz

Pictures

Louis Katz
Louis Katz


Kris Tinkle, Louis' roommate
Kris Tinkle, Louis' roommate
Zion the tattooed dog
Zion the tattooed dog
Zion's owner "Mistah Metro"
Zion's owner "Mistah Metro"
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone


The 'ol Lemon Trick
The 'ol Lemon Trick

Mechagodzilla
Mechagodzilla
Hari Kondabolu
Hari Kondabolu
Moshe Kasher
Moshe Kasher

Belle Knox
Belle Knox


Russia's flag
Russia's flag

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