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2616: Doggystyle

with Katie Hartman – Raising children vs. raising puppies; throwing your voice; The Fate of the Furious reviewed and Vin Diesel’s bad attitude; The Boss Baby Christian review; how to kill someone at the Empire state Building; Drunk Lives Matter t-shirt wearer arrested for drunk driving April 24, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — From Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting: Katie Hartman, who doesn’t know how to react to her credits, is in studio
  • — Doggy Dad: Keith’s parents want him to have children, and the gang argue over what’s more difficult to raise: a human baby or a puppy
  • — Throwing Your Voice: Keith fantasizes about being able to throw his voice
  • — The Fate of the Furious: Keith reviews the newest movie in The Fast and The Furious franchise and discusses Vin Diesel’s childish on-set assholish behavior
  • — They Could Be Gay: Keith reads an odd religious review of The Boss Baby
  • — Myth BUSTED!: Scientists report that throwing a coin off of the Empire State Building won’t kill somebody if it hits them. Keith complains that no one is trying it for them being so sure.
  • — #DrunkLivesMatter: A Pennsylvania man wearing a shirt that with the phrase “Drunk Lives Matter” on it was arrested for drunk driving

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Katie HartmanKatie Hartman

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Katie Hartman
Katie Hartman
Keith's child
Keith's child
Hann Cowger
Hann Cowger
Hann's code for the Wag app
Hann's code for the Wag app

Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel
Alec Baldwin isn't so nice
Alec Baldwin isn't so nice

One ticket sold
One ticket sold

2615: Acid Attack

with Grant Lindahl – 4/20 and acid; Record Store Day; cryotherapy; Keith’s custom drinks; KATG poll results: animal sex and piss play; North Korea’s amazing missile program; Aaron Hernandez’s suicide; Todd Heaps runs over his 3-year-old daughter; Bill O’Reilly fired from Fox News; Uber suicide April 23, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — You’ve Got Mail: A new listener comments on Keith and The Girl
  • — Acid Attack: Grant Lindahl, who used to be straight edge but is now The King of Acid, is in studio
  • — This Is Your Dick On Drugs: The gang discusses 4/20 celebrations, and Keith masturbated on a weed gummy bear
  • — Not Cool Enough For My Own Record: Chemda recounts her journey through several record stores to get a copy of the Conjure One album on vinyl
  • — An Apple And A Look: Keith did cryotherapy with his wife
  • — Dick Head: Grant held a competition online for people to submit a tattoo design that he later had inked on his body onstage
  • — Orange Fuck You: The custom drinks that Keith and Chemda requested to be served at the venue on April 15th became a to-do
  • — Beating/Fucking A Dead Horse: 54% of the audience is on Chemda’s side with regards to humans having sex with animals being on par with humans eating animals
  • — We Can’t Let Trump Take Piss From Us: 30% of the audience would be open to piss play compared to last year's poll where 44% of the audience was open to it
  • — I Want My Like Back: Keith commented on a listener's Facebook status, the person then deleted Keith’s comments and blocked him, but he still kept Keith’s LIKE which Keith can’t take back
  • — Great Job North Korea: Keith doesn’t think the media should be mocking North Korea’s missile tests
  • — John 3:16: Football star Aaron Hernandez committed suicide by hanging himself in prison. He left a letter behind for his gay partner.
  • — A Heap Of Trouble: Football player Todd Heaps accidentally ran over his 3-year-old daughter with his car
  • — A Cool Twenty Five Million: It is reported that Bill O’Reilly could get up to a $25,000,000 severance package since his firing at Fox News for sexual harassment
  • — Uber Overshare: Keith shared an Uber Pool with a woman who promised over the phone that she won’t commit suicide

Guests

Grant LindahlGrant Lindahl

Pictures

Grant Lindahl
Grant Lindahl
The King of Acid
The King of Acid
Chemda's special day
Chemda's special day
Do you know Conjure One? Asking for a friend.
Do you know Conjure One? Asking for a friend.
Libby Phillips
Libby Phillips
What are the benefits you ask?
What are the benefits you ask?
Keith's birthday treat
Keith's birthday treat
Grant's Tattoo
Grant's Tattoo
#KillFuckGate2017
#KillFuckGate2017
The like thief
The like thief
Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez
Todd Heaps
Todd Heaps
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly

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