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2019: Blurred Lines

With Abbi Crutchfield – The real Morgan Freeman and what celebrities are like; #FreePalestine; New York is America’s unhappiest city; the Cannibal Cop’s assistant; Ben Stein is a pervert; how to get out of a DUI; Sarah Palin receives a traffic ticket; Robin Thicke wants Paula Patton back; the Tupac and Rocky musicals fail; coconut oil July 24, 2014
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  • — A Great Guest, Period: Abbi Crutchfield, who appeared on an episode of the Tyra Banks Show about menstruation and adult diapers, is in studio
  • — Immaculate Conception: Abbi is a celebrity interviewer on a show for People Magazine, where she learned just how flirtatious and apocalypse-obsessed Morgan Freeman is
  • — #Informed: Dwight Howard and Rihanna both tweeted #FreePalestine before immediately deleting their tweets when people complained
  • — Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Broken: Abbi has lived in New York City, which was recently named America’s unhappiest city, for 9 years
  • — Cook-booked: A British male nurse, who helped coach the NYPD Cannibal Cop, was arrested for planning to kidnap, cook, and eat a 14-year-old girl he befriended online
  • — Seduce Ben Stein's Money: The very married Ben Stein sent a pregnant former escort $1,500 after befriending her and receiving sexy pictures, but the girl went public with the story when he said he wanted to ‘hug and kiss’ her
  • — Women And Driving, Am I Right?: A woman went into a pub after crashing her car and started drinking to cover up the fact that she was drunk, and Sarah Palin got a speeding ticket in her Alaskan hometown despite the fact that she is the former governor of Alaska
  • — The Album Is Called Paula: Robin Thicke’s plan to get his ex-wife Paula Patton back and retain some of popularity by making an album about her is not going very well
  • — Yo Adrian, We Kind Of Did It: A Broadway musical based on Tupac Shakur’s work is closing early after poor reviews, as is Rocky: The Musical
  • — You Can Masturbate With It, Too!: Abbi and Chemda talk about their experience with curly hair, and the gang extols the virtue of coconut oil

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Abbi Crutchfield
Abbi Crutchfield

Abbi and her adult diaper on The Tyra Banks Show
Abbi and her adult diaper on The Tyra Banks Show
Lisa Nowak, the crazy adult diaper-wearing astronaut
Lisa Nowak, the crazy adult diaper-wearing astronaut
John Stamos
John Stamos
Eric Stonestreet
Eric Stonestreet
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Rob Reiner
Rob Reiner
Ice Cube
Ice Cube
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Rihanna
Rihanna
The Washington Square Park snake
The Washington Square Park snake
Tanya Ma and Ben Stein
Tanya Ma and Ben Stein
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Robin Thicke cheating in New York
Robin Thicke cheating in New York
Robin Thicke cheating in Paris
Robin Thicke cheating in Paris
Paula Patton, Robin Thicke's wife
Paula Patton, Robin Thicke's wife

Tim Howard
Tim Howard
Pink and her husband Carey Hart
Pink and her husband Carey Hart


Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller
Ali May
Ali May
The new Expendables film has quite a few familiar faces. But enough about Stallone!
The new Expendables film has quite a few familiar faces. But enough about Stallone!
Brigitte Nielsen is looking good.
Brigitte Nielsen is looking good.
Grace Jones do be lookin' fine as hell!
Grace Jones do be lookin' fine as hell!

2018: Flour Power

With Daliya Karnofsky – Vegetarianism; true love; hippies and the FBI watch list; The Purge: Anarchy and Deliver Us from Evil; secondary evil July 23, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — In For A Treat: Daliya Karnofsky, who brought cookies to the show, is in studio
  • — And She Bakes: Daliya incorporates her love of baking into her comedy and storytelling ventures
  • — No More Beige: Daliya and Chemda both went vegan/vegetarian for past relationships, but those lifestyles fell by the wayside after the relationships ended
  • — When You Know, You Know: 30-year-old Daliya is in a long-distance relationship with a 23-year-old actor in California whom she met a month-and-a-half ago, and she is planning to move there but not because of him, she swears
  • — Unorthodox: Daliya’s father is an ex-hippie who was on an FBI watch list for protesting the Vietnam War. He now works as a rabbi at a maximum security prison. Daliya talks about her own relationship with Judaism and how that meshes with the love of her life’s.
  • — Am I Allowed To Rape?: Keith reviews The Purge: Anarchy and Deliver Us From Evil
  • — This Week In Child Sex Abuse And Religion: An accused child molester is suing New York City because he wasn’t allowed to practice Wicca in jail; an ex-Christian morning radio host admitted to raping and kidnapping a child; Keith covers some more Bible quotes and offers his and his followers’ prayers to an old acquaintance

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Daliya Karnofsky
Daliya Karnofsky

Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller
Molly Knefel
Molly Knefel
Daliya's boyfriend
Daliya's boyfriend
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce



Joel McHale
Joel McHale

John Baylo, the ex-Christian radio host arrested for child sex abuse
John Baylo, the ex-Christian radio host arrested for child sex abuse
Keith the missionary
Keith the missionary
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