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2154: That Guy

With Guy Branum – Guy working for Punk’d, Fashion Police, Totally Biased, and Chelsea Lately; always being big; being unconsciously biased; 2 more Bill Cosby accusers; Hillary Clinton deleted her emails March 29, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — A Lot Of Gay Activity: Guy Branum, whose work and personal lives seem of the homosexual nature, is in studio
  • — Prank Police: Guy talks about his experience writing for Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d, and why he prefers saying mean things to people (like he did while writing jokes for Joan Rivers), versus doing them
  • — Concrete Knowledge: From the ages of 12 to 22, Guy spent his summers working in construction (and hating it)
  • — One Of The Fats: Guy’s standard body shape has never changed throughout his life, and he gains and loses weight within that framework
  • — Family Guy: Guy’s parents are aware of his career but they don’t like the content of his act, and they even watched one of his specials with the sound off
  • — Bathroom Humor: The gang discusses what it means to be socially open-minded in 2015
  • — Totally FXXed: Guy talks about the disorganized second season and cancellation of Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, a show he wrote for and appeared on
  • — The Balls On Him: 2 more Bill Cosby accusers have stepped forward, with one claiming he made her take a pill after beating her at pinball
  • — All Thanks To Jen Kirkman: Guy admires Chelsea Handler’s ability to understand people’s feelings and how that emotional maturity helped land him on Chelsea Lately’s roundtable
  • — They've Been Gone, See?: The 30,000 emails that Hillary Clinton deemed too personal to turn over to the government after being subpoenaed have been permanently deleted. Oops.

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Guy BranumGuy Branum

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Guy Branum
Guy Branum


Kelly Osbourne, Joan Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, and George Kotsiopoulos
Kelly Osbourne, Joan Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, and George Kotsiopoulos
Zendaya
Zendaya

Pope Francis
Pope Francis


Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Sunni Welles and Margie Shapiro, Cosby's latest victims (on either side of Gloria Allred)
Sunni Welles and Margie Shapiro, Cosby's latest victims (on either side of Gloria Allred)

Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton

2153: Buffalo Tater Tots

With Betsy Helmuth and Jack Helmuth – The Laugh Button; contributing jokes to SNL’s Weekend Update; Lauren Hennessy and Heather Matarazzo; Keith’s PRP procedure; Jackie Martling calls in; Keith and Christian Finnegan’s friendship; Manhattan’s East Village’s collapsed buildings; deliberate Alps plane crash; Vin Diesel says Furious 7 will win Best Picture; driverless cars; man ignorantly tattoos ISIS inside his lip; 44-year-old Woody Allen tried to have sex with 18-year-old Mariel Hemingway; Bill Cosby tried to rape Chelsea Handler; incest couple arrested; The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore March 26, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Power Couple: Betsy and Jack Helmuth, author of Big Design, Small Budget and writer for The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, are in studio
  • — And Figure It Out They Did: KATG was featured in The Laugh Button for its 10 year anniversary
  • — Jack Of All Trades: Jack was a receptionist and script coordinator for Saturday Night Live and also contributed jokes to Weekend Update
  • — 6 Degrees Of Heatheration: Betsy was surprised to learn from the Village Voice article that Lauren used to date Heather Matarazzo, because Betsy used to be obsessed with her and the video store clerk who rented her Welcome to the Dollhouse
  • — I Kneed My Pills: Keith’s torn meniscus shot procedure was very painful, and his doctor prescribed him the wrong type of pain pills. Jack’s weekly treat for himself is 2 hydrocodones.
  • — The Joker: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling calls in to brighten everyone’s day with a joke
  • — I Got Finned Again: 39% of the audience wants to be friends with Keith, compared to 38% with Danny and 23% with Christian. Betsy thinks Griswold Finnegan is cuter than Hugsy Malone. Keith calls Christian to settle the previous show's score.
  • — Burn: A gas explosion in Manhattan’s East Village started a fire that engulfed 4 buildings, 2 of which collapsed. Chemda has some very insensitive words for one of the restaurants that was destroyed in the blaze.
  • — Crash: The German co-pilot who purposefully crashed his plane into the Alps and killed all 150 people on board was hiding a medical condition from his employers and might have been dumped by his girlfriend just before the flight
  • — Film Buff: Vin Diesel, who is owed billions of dollars by Facebook and whose new baby Pauline is named after the late Paul Walker, honestly believes Furious 7 will win the Oscar for Best Picture
  • — RoboCar: The first driverless cross country car trip has begun, and the pressure is definitely on for the driver sitting behind the wheel as a safety measure. Ford is introducing a car that will force its drivers to obey the speed limit.
  • — What A Tool: A man got his ex-girlfriend Isis' name tattooed on his inner lip and was fired from his Home Depot job after showing it to his coworkers
  • — At Least They're Not Related: When he was in his mid-40s, Woody Allen tried to get his 18-year-old Manhattan co-star Mariel Hemingway (who played his character's 17-year-old girlfriend) to come to Paris with him so they could have sex, which her parents encouraged
  • — Uganda Be Kidding Me: Chelsea Handler says Bill Cosby almost raped her but didn't follow through because she brought her film crew along when he invited her up to his hotel room years ago
  • — The Apple Doesn't Fuck Far From The Tree: A woman and her father were arrested for living in a consensual incestuous relationship that produced 2 children
  • — White Villain: Jack talks about his writing and acting duties on for The Nightly Show with Larry Wllmore

Pictures

Jack and Betsy Helmuth
Jack and Betsy Helmuth
Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Miyam Bialik
Miyam Bialik
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch



Sarah and Peter
Sarah and Peter
Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Heather Matarazzo
Heather Matarazzo


Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Ali May
Ali May
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Christian's dog Griswold
Christian's dog Griswold
Keith's dog Hugsy Malone
Keith's dog Hugsy Malone
Betsy's late dog
Betsy's late dog
Hoda and Kathie Lee
Hoda and Kathie Lee
The East Village fire
The East Village fire
The fire's aftermath
The fire's aftermath
Sushi Park, one of the restaurants that burned down
Sushi Park, one of the restaurants that burned down
Pomme Frites, one of the restaurants that burned down
Pomme Frites, one of the restaurants that burned down
Mayor Bill de Blasio
Mayor Bill de Blasio
The French Alps plane crash site
The French Alps plane crash site
Co-pilot/murderer Andreas Lubitz
Co-pilot/murderer Andreas Lubitz
Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel

Paul Walker
Paul Walker
Vin and his daughter Pauline
Vin and his daughter Pauline
Groot
Groot
The "driverless" car currently on a cross-country journey
The "driverless" car currently on a cross-country journey
Kirk Soccorso
Kirk Soccorso
Kirk's tattoo
Kirk's tattoo
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Mariel Hemingway
Mariel Hemingway
Woody and Mariel together in Manhattan
Woody and Mariel together in Manhattan
Chelsea Handler and Bill Cosby
Chelsea Handler and Bill Cosby
Chalena Moody
Chalena Moody
Eric Lee Gates, Chalena's father/lover
Eric Lee Gates, Chalena's father/lover
Ted Alexandro
Ted Alexandro
Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Tom Green
Tom Green

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