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2216: Trainwreck

with Danny Hatch – KATG.com/tour stops at LA’s The Comedy Store; Keith’s new plan to make riches off the Pittsburgh Steelers; Bill Cosby sues Andrea Constand and New York Magazine’s cover features 35 Cosby accusers; Uber vs. NYC; Hogs and Heifers closes; Trainwreck: movie and shooting review; Southpaw review and 50 Cent’s money woes; Last Comic Standing’s new season; Bobbi Kristina Brown dies July 27, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Ass Prod: Danny Hatch, host of That's the Show with Danny, is in studio
  • — KATG.com/tour: Tickets are now available for KATG tour dates in Portland and Los Angeles
  • — Consistency: Keith has a new plan to make money betting on the Pittsburgh Steelers’ inevitable Super Bowl victory, even if it takes him 23 years
  • — Cos And Effect: Spelman University has cut all ties with Bill Cosby, who is currently suing one of his victims for not trying hard enough to keep the 2005 deposition secret, which revealed that Cosby got quaaludes from his gynecologist and asked an agency to supply him with broke, out-of-town models. New York Magazine released its new cover, featuring 35 of Cosby's victims, before its website was apparently taken down by a hacker who hates New York.
  • — Buber: Uber beat a proposed bill that would limit its expansion in New York City to prevent congestion. Mayor Bill de Blasio, who coincidentally received over $100,000 from the yellow taxi industry during his campaign, was a supporter of the bill.
  • — Ta-Ta: NYC dive bar Hogs and Heifers, known for the thousands of bras hanging on the walls, is closing down because it can’t afford rent
  • — Shots Fired: Chemda is overjoyed by Keith’s review of Amy Schumer's conduct in her new movie Trainwreck. The gang discusses the recent shooting, the 204th since the beginning of 2015, in a screening of the film that left 3 dead.
  • — It Was Simple: Keith reviews Southpaw, which at least had some nice Eminem songs. Southpaw star 50 Cent was ordered to pay an additional $2,000,000 to the woman whose sex tape he leaked, despite claiming he was too broke to pay the $5,000,000 he originally owed her.
  • — Last Audience Member Standing: As usual, Keith isn’t pleased with Last Comic Standing and its sellout judges
  • — Entering The Family Business: Bobbi Kristina Brown has died, more than 6 months after being found unresponsive in a bathtub

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Danny HatchDanny Hatch

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Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch

The Comedy Store
The Comedy Store
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce

Black Mirror
Black Mirror
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Andrea Constand
Andrea Constand

Leroy Amar, Cosby's gynecologist
Leroy Amar, Cosby's gynecologist
Quaaludes
Quaaludes


Kate Upton
Kate Upton
Bill de Blasio
Bill de Blasio
Hogs & Heifers
Hogs & Heifers

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
Judd Apatow
Judd Apatow


Lafayette theater shooter John Houser
Lafayette theater shooter John Houser
Shepard Smith
Shepard Smith

Lauren with Amy Schumer and Judy Gold
Lauren with Amy Schumer and Judy Gold

Eminem
Eminem



Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
Drake
Drake
The Avengers
The Avengers
Ant-Man
Ant-Man
Anthony Jeselnik, Roseanne Barr, Norm Macdonald, and Keenan Ivory Wayans
Anthony Jeselnik, Roseanne Barr, Norm Macdonald, and Keenan Ivory Wayans
Roseanne's first televised lesbian kiss
Roseanne's first televised lesbian kiss
Rosa
Rosa
Bobbi Kristina Brown
Bobbi Kristina Brown
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston
Nick Gordon with Bobbi Kristina
Nick Gordon with Bobbi Kristina
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Hulk's retweets
Hulk's retweets

2215: The Wedding Planner

with Ben Lerman and Amy Shanker – The KATG Tour: Portland, Oregon; how to deal with pretentious servers and rude cabbies; how not to lie to your parents; 38% of women appreciate catcalling; wedding planning; Chet Haze destroys hotel room; pizza chains vs. independent pizza shops; McDonald's secret menu July 22, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — KATG.com/tour: Tickets for the Portland, Oregon stop on the Party! Super Party! Tour are now available
  • — Class Is In Session: Amy Shanker, ex-teacher, and Ben Lerman, first-ever KATGuh Best New Guest winner, are in studio
  • — Ahead Of The Curve: Ben is engaged to a man, which happened before the Supreme Court made same-sex marriage legal
  • — Croque Monsters: Ben apparently ordered a ham and cheese sandwich wrong at a French restaurant to the waitress’s dismay. Amy told her taxi driver to fuck off after he drove her home the wrong way and called her pompous. Keith has no problem leaving restaurants and running from rude cabbies without paying.
  • — How Much Did We Pay For These Lessons?: When she was in 4th grade, Amy completely faked her summer camp guitar performance to the audible chagrin of her father. The gang reminisces about times they’ve lied to their parents, who were obviously onto them.
  • — You Wanna Ride Me Home?: Amy got catcalled yesterday, which made her miss the sophisticated street harassers she encountered in Europe. Only 1 male KATG listener has admitted to catcalling, while 38% of KATG's female fans say they enjoy it.
  • — It Was Great In Rehearsal: Ben plays a song he wrote about the frustrating process of planning his wedding. Keith and Chemda recall their own weddings and the work that went into them.
  • — Well, It's A Lifestyle: Chet Haze, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, is wanted by British authorities for inflicting $2,000 worth of damage on a hotel room after he was denied sex
  • — 5% Of My Listeners Need Aborted: 95% of KATG's listeners prefer independent pizza shops to chain pizza
  • — Cross Contamination: Keith discovers the McDonald's secret menu

Pictures

Amy Shanker and Ben Lerman
Amy Shanker and Ben Lerman
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour
Croque-monsieur
Croque-monsieur
Croque-madame
Croque-madame
Ben's guitar/cheese grater
Ben's guitar/cheese grater
Keith and Cat's wedding
Keith and Cat's wedding
Chemda and Lauren's wedding
Chemda and Lauren's wedding
The Book
The Book
Chet Haze, son
Chet Haze, son
Tom Hanks, father
Tom Hanks, father
Rita Wilson, mother
Rita Wilson, mother
Chet's hotel room tantrum
Chet's hotel room tantrum
Alexis Guerreros
Alexis Guerreros

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
The Apple Pie McFlurry
The Apple Pie McFlurry
The Mc10:35
The Mc10:35
The McGangBang
The McGangBang
The Big McChicken
The Big McChicken
The Monster Mac
The Monster Mac

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