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2110: The Interview

With Tim Dillon – People mispronouncing your name; Tim the copy salesman that knows nothing about copiers; Tim the NYC tour bus guide that knows nothing about NYC; being Santa Claus; Sony stops the release of The Interview; Keith and Chemda vs. college December 19, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Name Privilege: Tim Dillon, who doesn’t need to worry about people disrespecting his name like Chemda does, is in studio
  • — What’s New With Tim?: Tim is no longer a copier salesman because not knowing anything about copiers or how to sell them finally caught up with him (but not before he got promoted)
  • — The Tim Dillon Show: After his copier salesman stint, Tim worked as a charismatic tour bus guide
  • — I Can’t Break Character In Front Of The Kids: The gang bonds over their shared holiday costume character job experiences
  • — Slow Roast: Chemda wrote a complaint about a Starbucks branch’s service, but she accidentally got the wrong store in trouble
  • — Exit Interview: Sony Pictures pulled the release of The Interview after their hackers, revealed to be part of North Korea's apparently vast hacking cell, threatened another 9/11 if the movie was screened
  • — Everyone Is Different: Keith and Chemda address claims that they hate college and everyone who's ever gone there

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Tim DillonTim Dillon

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Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon



Lauren Bacall then
Lauren Bacall then
Lauren Bacall now
Lauren Bacall now
Tim as Santa Claus
Tim as Santa Claus


Keith's rogue Apple TV
Keith's rogue Apple TV



Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman
Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman


2109: Bad Teacher

With Chris Gethard – Chris discusses his cable access show going Hollywood; Chris’ marriage and future kids; the greatest porn; perverted teachers, dumb schools, and parent/child contracts; marching band; Cards Against Humanity sells literal bullshit; it’s legal to curse at a cop; Sony hackers threaten terrorism; Bill Cosby’s daughter speaks out; Roman Polanski wants to be pardoned December 18, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Honest Answer: Chris Gethard, doing okay, is in studio
  • — Season 2: Chris retooled his public access show after a cable network passed on the pilot for a version of it
  • — She Had On A Dummy Dress: Chris got married in August at a wedding ceremony his wife zip-lined into
  • — Drop Out: Chris wants to have a kid but he’s worried about the world he’s bringing that kid into. He also hopes his future child doesn't waste its time with college.
  • — CFNM: Chris likes porn where the male actors are extremely submissive
  • — This Is Real Shame: After giving her cigarettes and weed, a Brooklyn high school teacher sent one of his underage students an explicit photo of himself over Snapchat, and a Dallas teacher was arrested after he harassed a student into signing a written contract promising good grades for sex, which is more sad than the contracts Keith and Chemda signed with their parents. The director of Ohio State University’s band was fired after the band’s sexual team-building exercises came to light. Keith and Chris discuss their marching band experiences.
  • — More Like Don't Care: A daycare worker killed a 20-month-old after throwing him on the ground and stomping on his stomach 3 times ‘to toughen him up’
  • — Safety, Onside, 2 Points: A grade school football coach got fined after his boys won their football game by too much
  • — Truth In Advertising: 30,000 people bought Cards Against Humanity’s $6 box of literal bullshit
  • — White People With Attitude: A political activist was given $100,000 after being arrested for shouting ‘fuck the police’ and flipping off the cops as she rode by on her bike
  • — This Got Not Fun Real Fast: The hackers behind the Sony leaks threatened to attack screenings of The Interview, and at least 1 major theater chain dropped the movie entirely as its NYC premiere was cancelled. North Korea has denied the attack but called it a ‘righteous deed.’
  • — Just Sayin’: Bill Cosby’s 38-year-old daughter defended her father while also calling his victims’ stories unbelievable because they remember being drugged. Chris’ brother once put on a Bill Cosby album to make out with a girl in his car.
  • — That’s Hollyweird For You: Roman Polanski wants his rape charge pardoned so he can film his new movie in Poland

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Chris GethardChris Gethard

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Chris Gethard
Chris Gethard

Chris' favorite porn
Chris' favorite porn
Sean Shaynak, the teacher who sent his 16-year-old student a dirty Snapchat
Sean Shaynak, the teacher who sent his 16-year-old student a dirty Snapchat
James Quigley, the teacher who tried to get his 16-year-old student to sign a sex contract
James Quigley, the teacher who tried to get his 16-year-old student to sign a sex contract
Jon Waters, the former Ohio State University band director
Jon Waters, the former Ohio State University band director
The Ohio State University Marching Band
The Ohio State University Marching Band
John Waters
John Waters
Athena Skeeter, the daycare worker who tried to toughen up a 20-month-old by throwing it and stepping on its stomach
Athena Skeeter, the daycare worker who tried to toughen up a 20-month-old by throwing it and stepping on its stomach
Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity


Bill Cosby and his daughter Evin
Bill Cosby and his daughter Evin

Roman Polanski
Roman Polanski
Samantha Geimer, Polanski's rape victim
Samantha Geimer, Polanski's rape victim
Charles Manson
Charles Manson
The scene at one of the Manson Family murders
The scene at one of the Manson Family murders
Hollywood's Chinese Theatre
Hollywood's Chinese Theatre

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