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2717: Just One More!

with Joanna Shaw Flamm – Fitness, nutrition, and medicine liars; man fails robbing Baskin-Robbins; President Trump’s latest offensive tweets; Juggalos invade Washington D.C.; Cathryn’s housewarming party; Anthony Weiner’s jail time; Ted Cruz clicks the LIKE button on 3-way porn; Martin Shkreli’s bail offer revoked for putting a bounty of Hillary Clinton’s head; 2017 Emmys; Trypophobia; Gene Simmons’ $50,000 box set September 19, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Your Test Results Tell A Different Story: Ray DeVito downplays his drinking to his doctor as he explains his seizures
  • — Emotional Eating: Joanna Shaw Flamm, who has a podcast about fitness and nutrition, is in studio
  • — What IS Dying?: Chemda has had a cold for a week. Keith roasts her for not properly taking medicine.
  • — Keith “Drawer-Slam” Malley: A man ordered an ice cream cone at a Baskin-Robbins, tried to rob the store while still holding the cone, reached for the cash register, and then an employee slammed the drawer on his hand. The thief ran away without money or ice cream.
  • — Everybody’s Favorite Segment: Keith reads out some of the recent tweets from President Trump, including a gif he reposted of him hitting Hillary Clinton with a golf ball
  • — White Dude Convention: Thousands of Juggalos came to Washington D.C. to protest the FBI labeling them a gang. Coincidentally, hundreds of Trump supporters were there at the same time.
  • — I Closed A Cabinet Door And I Thought Of You: Chemda went to Cathryn’s housewarming party
  • — Maybe It Was Me: Former congressman Anthony Weiner will serve time for engaging sexually with a 15-year-old girl
  • — Doth Protesting Too Much: Ted Cruz liked a porn video on Twitter. He claims it was a member of his staff who clicked the video and made an honest mistake.
  • — The Final Straw: While awaiting sentencing, Martin Shkreli offered his Facebook followers $5,000 to grab a strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair during her book tour, prompting a federal judge to revoke the $5,000,000 bail offer and send him directly to jail
  • — Emmy Roundup: The gang reviews the 2017 Emmys including Sean Spicer’s appearance; Trump bashings, Nicole Kidman’s snubbing of 2 of her 4 children, and the worst-dressed ladies
  • — 5% Of The World: Jennifer Andresen saw an advertisement for this season's American Horror Story on the side of a New York taxi and had to pull her car over because she was having a panic attack. Andresen has Trypophobia, an intense and irrational fear of small holes and clusters of circles and bumps. Rae Sanni had a Trypophobia attack on My Name Is Keith.
  • — The Vault: KISS legend Gene Simmons has unveiled the biggest box set in history called The Vault. The set will cost $2,000, includes 10 CDs featuring 150 unreleased songs, and will be hand-delivered by Simmons for $50,000.

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Joanna Shaw Flamm
Joanna Shaw Flamm



Juggalos protesting in Washington D.C.
Juggalos protesting in Washington D.C.
The 15-year-old Anthony Weiner was sexually engaging
The 15-year-old Anthony Weiner was sexually engaging
Anthony's weiner. And son.
Anthony's weiner. And son.
Anthony with Huma Abedin
Anthony with Huma Abedin
Senator Ted Cruz
Senator Ted Cruz
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli
Emmy host Stephen Colbert
Emmy host Stephen Colbert
Sean Spicer at the Emmys
Sean Spicer at the Emmys
Melissa McCarthy's reaction
Melissa McCarthy's reaction
Melissa's Spicer impression on SNL
Melissa's Spicer impression on SNL
James Corden backstage
James Corden backstage
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman
Ann Dowd
Ann Dowd
Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda
Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda
Vanessa Bayer
Vanessa Bayer
Sarah Hyland
Sarah Hyland
Shannon Purser
Shannon Purser
American Horror Story ads that trigger Trypophobia
American Horror Story ads that trigger Trypophobia
Rae Sanni, who suffers from Trypophobia
Rae Sanni, who suffers from Trypophobia
Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons

2716: mother!

with Ray DeVito and Andrea Allan – Keith’s drinking buddies and his final night drinking; drinking and seizures; cursing caught on network TV; Dallas Cowboys mass shooting; Tinder date gets stuck in window retrieving feces; Ray’s dating life; getting caught masturbating; renting a sex doll; American Assassin and mother! reviewed; Kevin Hart admits infidelity to his pregnant wife; Rebel Wilson wins $3.6 million defamation lawsuit against Woman’s Day September 18, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — RIP Keith’s Fun Personality: Ray Devito, who used to be Keith’s drinking buddy, is in studio
  • — Keith’s Ambulance: Ray recounts his side of the experience when Keith fell down drunk and Ray had to carry him out of a bar
  • — AA’s Not My Vibe: Ray wrestles with the idea of quitting drinking, and he talks about his experience going to AA
  • — Seizures Are A Great Bit: Ray discusses his seizures
  • — Keepin’ It Classy: The gang talks about how great it is when people are caught cursing on network television
  • — Take A Shot: A gunman shoots up a Dallas Cowboys watch party
  • — Get Your Shit Together: A woman got stuck trying to retrieve poop that she tried to throw out of a Tinder date’s window. Yadda yadda yadda she got stuck in the window.
  • — Smart Moves, Ray: Ray gives us an update on his sex and dating life
  • — Today’s Your Day: Ray recounts when a new roommate masturbated completely naked in their living room
  • — Ejaculate Is The Best Case Scenario: A Chinese company launched a share-a-sex-doll app which allows people to rent a fuck-doll for $45 a day
  • — That’s The Beauty Of Fuck Me: Keith reviews the movies American Assassin and mother! Keith believes mother! should win the 2017 Razzie award for Worst Picture.
  • — I’m Not Perfect: Kevin Hart announced publically that he recently had an affair with an Instagram model who tried to blackmail him for $10,000,000 while his wife was pregnant with his third child
  • — She’s No Jennifer Aniston: Actress Rebel Wilson has been awarded $3,600,000 by an Australian court after it found Woman’s Day guilty of defamation

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Ray DeVito
Ray DeVito
Spencer James Hight, the gunman who shot up the football watch party
Spencer James Hight, the gunman who shot up the football watch party
Tinder's finest poop diver
Tinder's finest poop diver
Well this is awkward
Well this is awkward
Mike Storck, Ray's old roommate and living room masturbator
Mike Storck, Ray's old roommate and living room masturbator
The rentable Chinese sex dolls
The rentable Chinese sex dolls

mother!
mother!
Kevin Hart and his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish
Kevin Hart and his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish
Monique “Momo” Gonzalez aka not Kevin Hart's wife
Monique “Momo” Gonzalez aka not Kevin Hart's wife
Rebel Wilson
Rebel Wilson

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