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2236: Killer Show

with Catie Lazarus – Cathy Mitchell’s dumps; the story of Lazarus; Dubain father allows daughter to drown over religion; being a middle child; The Fat Jew; Jared Fogle and beastiality; Batman shooter receives 12 life sentences plus 3,318 years; ex-employee kills ex-news colleagues live on air; 16-year-old kills mother and holds a party; driving instructors August 27, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — So Culturally Aware: Catie Lazarus, who cares about how people pronounce Chemda’s name, is in studio
  • — The Best Dumps In Town: Keith’s friend Cathy Mitchell is not the same Cathy Mitchell that wrote a series of books about dump meals
  • — 100% Jewish: Keith explains the story of the Biblical Lazarus
  • — Du Bye: A woman in Dubai drowned after her father stopped lifeguards from saving her because he didn’t want her purity to be compromised by strange men touching her
  • — National Middle Child Day: Chemda and Catie both have an older and younger brother
  • — Money, Pizza, Respect: After being called out for joke-stealing, Josh ‘The Fat Jew’ Ostrovsky has been dropped by Seamless and Comedy Central. His book deal, however, still stands. Josh considers himself a performance artist who didn’t realize he was plagiarizing when he cropped the source out of the jokes he reposted.
  • — Borderline Immoral: The head of Jared Fogle’s nonprofit charity/child porn ring, who was also into beastiality, tried to kill himself in jail.
  • — Sure Locked Holmes: Batman shooter James Holmes has received 12 life sentences, one for each person he killed, plus an additional 3,318 years in prison
  • — Making Headlines: A disgruntled ex-employee of a news station murdered 2 of his former colleagues live on the air before releasing point-of-view footage of the shooting. He then killed himself.
  • — Stab Party: A 16-year-old who strangled his mother, stabbed her over 100 times with a butcher knife, and then threw a party in the same house will be in jail for 28 years. The gang discusses rehabilitation.
  • — Vehicular Man’s Laughter: Catie went to a comedy driving school to remove points from her license and wasn't allowed to graduate unless she laughed at her instructor’s terrible jokes

Guests

Catie LazarusCatie Lazarus

Pictures

Catie Lazarus
Catie Lazarus
Catie and Jon Stewart on Employee of the Month
Catie and Jon Stewart on Employee of the Month
The Body of Christ
The Body of Christ
Keith's friend Cathy Mitchell
Keith's friend Cathy Mitchell
Cathy Mitchell
Cathy Mitchell



Jane Austen
Jane Austen
Jesus and Lazarus
Jesus and Lazarus
Nazareth
Nazareth


Marion Barry
Marion Barry
Josh Ostrovsky
Josh Ostrovsky


Mara Wilson
Mara Wilson
Marnie the Dog
Marnie the Dog
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle
Russell Taylor, executive director of The Fogle Foundation and connoisseur of child porn/beastiality
Russell Taylor, executive director of The Fogle Foundation and connoisseur of child porn/beastiality
Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders
Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders



Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
James Holmes
James Holmes

The Dress
The Dress

The shooting
The shooting
Live TV murderer Vester Lee Flanagan, aka Bryce Williams
Live TV murderer Vester Lee Flanagan, aka Bryce Williams
Alison Parker and Adam Ward, Bryce/Vester's victims
Alison Parker and Adam Ward, Bryce/Vester's victims
Virginia Tech shooter Seung-Hui Cho
Virginia Tech shooter Seung-Hui Cho
Charleston shooter Dylann Storm Roof
Charleston shooter Dylann Storm Roof
Kit Harington, the teen who killed his mom before throwing a house party
Kit Harington, the teen who killed his mom before throwing a house party

2235: Women's Equality Day

with Lenny Marcus and Big Mike Sangiamo – Lenny and Big Mike’s upcoming movie; Pittsburgh Steelers sign Michael Vick; Big Mike’s friend Jared Fogle; Curt Shilling’s offensive meme; Snooki, The Duggars, a porn star, and Ashley Madison; Tyga’s rap song about Kylie Jenner; 380-pound Big Mike to lose 180 pounds August 27, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Livin’ The Dream: Lenny Marcus and Big Mike Sangiamo, one of whom is the most cheerful person Keith has ever met, are in studio
  • — The Walker: Lenny heard Big Mike on Keith and The Girl and knew he was perfect for a part in a new film
  • — National Dog Day: The Pittsburgh Steelers have signed ‘previous dog owner’ Michael Vick as a quarterback
  • — Subbing In: Big Mike, marketing consultant for Subway, was friends with Jared Fogle
  • — The Math Is Staggering When You Get To True Numbers: Curt Schilling was suspended by ESPN after sharing a meme that offensively compared extremist Muslims to Nazis
  • — All You Can Cheat: Lenny created an Ashley Madison profile back in the day. On her podcast, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi called out Anna Duggar for not leaving her husband after he cheated on her before it was revealed that Snooki’s husband also had an Ashley Madison account. A porn star claims Josh Duggar had rough sex with her twice earlier this year.
  • — Thank You God Always: 25-year-old rapper Tyga released a song about having sex with his newly-18-year-old girlfriend Kylie Jenner
  • — The Go Running Speech: If Big Mike can get his weight down to under 200 pounds, Lenny will take him to a Super Bowl that features the NY Giants

Pictures

Lenny Marcus and Big Mike
Lenny Marcus and Big Mike
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour

Michael Vick
Michael Vick
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone
Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger
Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle


Big Mike's book
Big Mike's book
Flo
Flo
Curt Schilling
Curt Schilling

Colin Cowherd
Colin Cowherd
James Bond
James Bond
Ethan Hunt
Ethan Hunt

Anna and Josh Duggar
Anna and Josh Duggar
Jionni LaValle and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Jionni LaValle and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Danica Dillon, the porn star Josh Duggar allegedly had sex with
Danica Dillon, the porn star Josh Duggar allegedly had sex with
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Chet Hanx
Chet Hanx

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