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Past Guests Include

 
Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Known for his on-stage drinking and abrasive comedy routines.
Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Top 5 finalist on the most recent season of Last Comic Standing.
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Veteran, confrontational, and hard-hitting comic and host of popular podcast WTF.
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
TBS sitcom "Are We There Yet?" and 'Chad' on Chappelle's Show's "Mad Real World."
 

Recent Shows

 

1782: Who Fuckin' Knows

May 21, 2013 What do you want; black, white, or oriental?! And I'm freakin' my brains out, man!
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Show Notes

  • — Hippie: Patrick Carlin, who isn't dead and finally made it out to Queens, is in studio
  • — Juvie: Patrick's bad boy streak started when he was a toddler and continued through school, the Air Force and up to this day
  • — Sibling Pride: Patrick and his younger brother George were close together growing up after escaping with their mother from an alcoholic, abusive father
  • — Dry Carlin: Patrick blew a .24 after being pulled over for drunk driving, which led him to stop drinking
  • — WWW: Patrick doesn't know if he's on The Internet, but he has a website and adds people on Facebook only to immediately un-friend them
  • — Holy Matrimony: Patrick and his wife of 56 years got married on Holy Saturday after scaring the priest with tales of living in sin
  • — Necrophilia: Patrick is 81 years old but still has sex, because what is he gonna do, not have sex?
  • — Content: Patrick isn't jealous of his brother's success because he's satisfied with the way his life has gone

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Patrick Carlin
Patrick Carlin
George Carlin
George Carlin



Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
The cast of The George Carlin Show
The cast of The George Carlin Show
Ethel Merman
Ethel Merman
 

1781: Fart Wars

May 20, 2013 I like to fart on people's asses and go, 'You farted.'
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Show Notes

  • — Bearded Hams: Andy Sandford and Joe Zimmerman, one half of the dearly departed Beards of Comedy, are in studio
  • — Family Lies: The gang talks about the embarrassing things parents do to their kids but deny later, including giving them perm haircuts and making them dress in drag for Halloween
  • — A Mighty Wind: Fart humor and culture is discussed and dissected in response to a story about a woman who stabbed her lover after he farted on her head
  • — Logical Fallacy: Keith thought the new Star Trek 2 was okay
  • — This Week In Fatsos: A G.I. came home from Afghanistan and discovered his wife had lost 150 pounds
  • — Don't Stop Beliebing: Justin Bieber was booed at the Billboard Music Awards while accepting an award that's the first of its kind
  • — Yeezus: The title of Kanye West's new album approaches new heights of egomania

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Joe ZImmerman and Andy Sandford
Joe ZImmerman and Andy Sandford


Brian Regan
Brian Regan
Willie Butler, the Florida farter
Willie Butler, the Florida farter
Deborah Ann Burns, the Florida stabber
Deborah Ann Burns, the Florida stabber
Dan St. Germain, not peeing
Dan St. Germain, not peeing
Speaking of not peeing...
Speaking of not peeing...


Michael Bay
Michael Bay

Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Kobe and Pam Bryant
Kobe and Pam Bryant
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Kanye West
Kanye West
Yeezus
Yeezus
 
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