Show Notes
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Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• Summer Plans: Van Halen canceled 30 dates on their summer tour with David Lee Roth
• Ambush Bar Show: Ray shat on a show he and Tim used to do together
• Surf Reality: Happy birthday to Faceboy who changed Chemda's life
• Abandonment: Tim tends to latch onto women who make him happy because his model for relationships growing up was romantic comedies
• Bad Donuts: People tend to think of romance in terms of a time investment and an end goal
• The Newness: Tim doesn't see himself staying with one person forever because he's addicted to change
• Polite: Tim thinks sex is overrated and doesn't care if it's pleasurable for him
• That's My Boy: A girl butt-dialed Tim's mom while he was fingering her
• Paul Rudd: Tim recently got out of a relationship with a girl who doesn't know what she wants from him
• Valid Answer: Comics are funnier than the average person and can be exciting to date, but they're mostly out of their minds
• Sucked In: A listener wrote in asking advice on whether to go out with a married woman
• Fuck Off: Tim used to be a violent kid until he learned to suppress his anger
• Brittle Boy: Tim saw a mean old woman get put in her place on the subway, and Chemda saw two Asian guys in a one-sided fight
• Wildlife: Keith saw and loved Sacha Baron Cohen's
The Dictator, but the paralyzed ticket booth worker had a bad attitude, and Keith lost his wallet
• Hulk: Keith got John Petrie's mugshot and plans to write him a letter
• What If It's A Curse: A Wal-Mart customer went to get her oil changed and found Satanic imagery scribbled on her oil tank
• 5 For 5: A Michigan teenager found a human finger in his Arby's sandwich, a McDonald's customer found a deep-fried cockroach in the hash browns, and Keith encountered a Popeyes customer who bit into glass in their chicken
• Peanut: A Chinese man licked an endangered monkey's ass to save its life
• And Then The Pun: A man called the police on a restaurant that cut him off after he had twelve pieces of fish as part of an all-you-can-eat special
• Hot Potato: Three members of The Wiggles are quitting
• Just Once Then: John Travolta started to blow his Grease co-star Jeff Conaway in his sleep in the 90s
• And Scene: A 67-year-old man died after getting multiple lap dances at a Texas strip club