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KATG 3434: Adam and Eve Part 2

Coming at you fast and furious like it’s the Hungarian Grand Prix, Keith and Chemda give us the top news of the day, including how Chemda is processing the latest COVID information, Britney Spears being topless on Instagram, NHL’s Evander Kane’s pregnant wife calling him out for gambling and throwing games, Matt Damon learning “the f-slur for a homosexual” isn’t nice in 2021, and a Parkland shooting survivor’s dad believing the shooting didn’t really happen. Jesus, thanks for nothing, Ross & Rachel! August 2, 2021
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Ross & Rachel
Ross & Rachel
The Dress
The Dress
Britney being free, again
Britney being free, again
NHL's Evander Kane and his wife
NHL's Evander Kane and his wife
Matt Damon discovers the F-Word is bad
Matt Damon discovers the F-Word is bad
Nikolas Cruz, Parkland school shooter
Nikolas Cruz, Parkland school shooter
The 17 Parkland school shooting victims
The 17 Parkland school shooting victims

KATG 3433: Words w/ Rojo Perez

Rojo joins KATG! Will Keith ever learn to swim? What’s the secret to winning a cockfight? Why does my ex want me at her wedding? Get all your answers, and learn about the latest COVID news, what the deal is with God, and how identical twins are able to live romantically with another set of twins. July 30, 2021
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Simone Biles, holder of 30 Olympic and World Championship medals
Simone Biles, holder of 30 Olympic and World Championship medals
TWINSIES!
TWINSIES!

KATG 3432: From Jump w/ Dan Soder

Keith is still keeping his eye on Japan as Dan Soder joins the hosting duo. Dan and Keith discuss their alcoholism, Dan helps Keith understand the rules to being a stepdad, and Keith shares a new method of creating pure atypical honesty in a relationship. July 28, 2021
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Dan SoderDan Soder

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Keith's lifestyle
Keith's lifestyle
Keith's bedroom probably
Keith's bedroom probably

KATG 3431: For All Mankind

It’s Keith, Chemda, and Gigli Part 2. Uh oh! Keith knows about the Olympics! LOOK OUT, JAPAN! But seriously, mankind, the duo discusses Keith’s love of (coincidentally?) White Savior Movies, the real deal behind Atypical and The Kominsky Method, and Keith constantly being fucked by the greatest director of all time, M. Night Shyamalan. July 26, 2021
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THE 2021 TOKYO OLYMPIC GAMES! as of press time
THE 2021 TOKYO OLYMPIC GAMES! as of press time


KATG 3430: Chicken Fight w/ Xazmin Garza

Xazmin is new to KATG and an instant hit. She discusses her recent encounter with a non-consensual Lyft driver’s penis as well as divorce, antidepressants, and fighting for that orgasm. She talks family punches to the face and club fights. She discusses fat asses, pandemic sex, calling a lover Daddy, and getting COVID. And she warns us about chicken wings. July 23, 2021
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Xazmin GarzaXazmin Garza

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Correction Officer Jeffrey Green, prison rapist
Correction Officer Jeffrey Green, prison rapist

KATG 3429: The Witch Is Back w/ Robert Alvarez

THE PSYCHIC WITCH RETURNS! Will Keith have a baby? When will Chemda fall next? Robert gets personal as he also discusses the next big world event and Keith’s stepson’s $3,000,000 price tag. The gang talks about psychic abilities, schizophrenia, and being your better self. July 21, 2021
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Listener Laura's Tower card
Listener Laura's Tower card

KATG 3428: How Not to Read w/ Dan Wilbur

Dan joins KATG, and the gang talks about books. Do we need them? And what exactly are they? July 19, 2021
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Dan WilburDan Wilbur

KATG 3427: Fever w/ Ophira Eisenberg

The great Ophira E. joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith watching Saturday Night Fever for the first time, the scientific numbers behind the COVID-19 vaccinations, being out and about, and how to get revenge on a porch pirate. #FuckLoki July 16, 2021
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Loki
Loki


KATG 3426: Ghosts to Show You w/ Emily Panic

Comedian and musician Emily Panic joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the supernatural and the beauty of podcasts. The gang talks about Emily’s husband Run the Jewels’ El-P, couples quarantining, your therapist talking to your lover’s therapist, and piss bags. They cover yelling at strangers, comic book patrons, and Lori Petty vs. Chemda. But, most importantly, Monica Geller is finally nominated for an Emmy. July 14, 2021
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Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly
Run the Jewels' El-P and Emily
Run the Jewels' El-P and Emily

Lori Petty
Lori Petty
Courtney Cox
Courtney Cox

KATG 3425: Death to Smoochy

99.8% of COVID-19 hospitalizations are that of the unvaccinated. GET VAXXED, DORK! Also, Keith and Chemda return after Independence Break, and Keith discusses his girlfriend’s birthday and how well he did. Chemda judges. With the opening of the world, Keith is back with more reviews: The Tomorrow War, Black Widow, The Quiet Place Part II, The Forever Purge, and 4DX. (Spoiler: they all blow donkey balls.) Keith and Chemda discuss Friends: The Reunion, and they dedicate this show to their good friend Adam Brown, RIP. July 12, 2021
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Friends: The Reunion
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