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KATG 2061: In Brightest Day

With Mike Lawrence – Mike gets married; wedding planning; how to swim; leaving negative feedback October 1, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Put A Decoder Ring On It: Mike Lawrence, now married, is in studio
  • — I Only Had Like 2 Or 3 Jokes: Mike talks about his small, intimate wedding day (and not intimate wedding night) and his honeymoon where he was constantly being scammed for tips by the locals
  • — Maybe I’m Just A Shithead: The gang commiserates over wedding planning frustrations
  • — 1 Star: Mike found out the hard way that Uber passengers are also rated
  • — Butter-lie Stroke: Keith reveals that he did not actually learn how to swim during camping
  • — Internet Comment Cards: Chemda reads a new comment left on the BuzzFeed video about her and Lauren’s relationship. Mike talks about recent negative feedback he got from his stand-up.

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Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

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Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Mike and Adina
Mike and Adina
Adina and Mike on their honeymoon
Adina and Mike on their honeymoon
The Green Lantern's power ring
The Green Lantern's power ring

KATG 2060: Antagonist Storytelling

With Nick Padilla – Sucking your own penis; baby’s first orgy; eating dog; a teacher’s gun accidentally goes off September 30, 2014

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  • — In The Nick Of Time: Nick Padilla, a very funny comedian, is in studio
  • — It Was Awful: Nick successfully sucked his own dick when he was 12, which he immediately bragged about to all of his friends (who were making fun of him for taking ballet classes)
  • — There Was So Much Cum On The Floor: Nick went to a hand-job and fingering orgy where he got too competitive during a jerking off contest
  • — Human Kibble: Nick visited the Laotian countryside specifically to eat cooked dog, which he enjoyed enough to consider eating his own dog
  • — Fired: A teacher in Utah injured herself when her legally concealed handgun went off in the bathroom at her school

Guests

Nick PadillaNick Padilla

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Nick Padilla
Nick Padilla
James Lipton
James Lipton
Dog
Dog
Kangaroo
Kangaroo

Keith playing with guns
Keith playing with guns
A glock
A glock

KATG 2059: Solitary Confinement

With Paul Hooper – Is someone out there for you?; semen makes women happier; born without a cerebellum; hometown pride September 29, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Oh God: Paul Hooper and his anxiety are in studio
  • — Breathing Room: Paul talks about his past loveless romantic relationships and how much he enjoys being completely alone. Keith assures Paul that he will never find the perfect person to settle down with.
  • — Medical Jizz: According to a new study, semen makes women happier, and it even contains antidepressants. A man’s life is being ruined by his uncontrollable 100 daily orgasms.
  • — Not Such A Superpower Now, China: A Chinese woman lived a normal life before going to the doctor and learning she was born without a cerebellum
  • — Civic Duty: Paul doesn’t have any pride for either his hometown or New York City

Guests

Paul HooperPaul Hooper

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Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
Niagara Falls
Niagara Falls
Gregory Behrendt
Gregory Behrendt
Dale Decker, the man who suffers through 100 orgasms a day
Dale Decker, the man who suffers through 100 orgasms a day
A human without and with a cerebellum
A human without and with a cerebellum

Brother Love
Brother Love
Subhah Agarwal
Subhah Agarwal

KATG 2058: I’m a Guy

With Christy Coffey – The iPhone Wave; growing up in Las Vegas; getting fired as a producer; Kris and Bruce Jenner divorce; BuzzFeed’s transgender video feat. Chemda and Lauren; Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn can see ghosts September 24, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — You Know Who You Look Like?: Christy Coffey, who has been told (by Keith) that she looks like the mom from Gilmore Girls, is in studio
  • — May Cause Anal Leakage: The fake iPhone Wave ad is even trickier than initially reported
  • — What Happens In Vegas: Christy talks about her upbringing in Las Vegas, home of so many suicides that the newspapers don’t even bother to report them
  • — A Little Bit Fired: Christy was an associate producer for a late night TV show for 3 years, but she was let go after her bosses found out she hadn’t been doing her job in a year
  • — No Privacy, Please: Kris and Bruce Jenner have announced their divorce after 23 years of marriage
  • — I’m A Guy: Lauren Hennessy joins the show to talk about the new BuzzFeed video about him and his relationship with Chemda and user comments
  • — Poor Kurt Russell: Kate Hudson claims she and her mom Goldie Hawn can see ghosts

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Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Christy Coffey
Christy Coffey
Lauren Graham
Lauren Graham
Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy
Amy Lee
Amy Lee

Andy Cohen
Andy Cohen
Bruce and Kris Jenner
Bruce and Kris Jenner
Abe Forman-Greenwald
Abe Forman-Greenwald

YouTube's Shadow Phantom Gamer
YouTube's Shadow Phantom Gamer

Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell
Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell
Pre-op Lauren
Pre-op Lauren

KATG 2057: Crazy, Stupid, Love

With Danny Hatch – Vigilante justice; recharge your phone in a microwave; texting and walking; Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Carolina Panthers; climate change; sex in public; cursing on live TV; lawyer Photoshops herself with celebrities September 23, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Little Baby Middle Fingers: Danny Hatch is in studio and has another story of vigilante justice
  • — Wave: 10 million iPhone 6 and 6 pluses were sold in its first week, and some pranksters released a fake Apple ad telling people they could charge their new phones by microwaving them
  • — Voice Of A Generation: 63% of KATG’s audience are on Chemda’s side about Keith’s voice messaging, and Keith reveals that he can’t text and walk at the same time
  • — Greatest Hits: The Minnesota Vikings are still selling Adrian Peterson merchandise, Ray Rice is arguing that the video of him knocking his fiancée out was doctored, and 33% of the audience were beaten as children
  • — Win-Lose: Keith’s Pittsburgh Steelers defeated the Carolina Panthers, but Keith’s new best friend ignored him when Keith invited him to watch the game together
  • — What’s The Point?: People marched to raise awareness of climate change in NYC
  • — Just Do It: 20% of KATG’s listeners have been caught having sex in public, and Danny wonders if it’s a good idea to get back in touch with his ex-girlfriend
  • — Fuck It, I Quit: On live TV, a reporter announced she was leaving her job and focusing all her efforts on legalizing marijuana through the cannabis club she owns
  • — Attorney To The Stars: A lawyer is facing a 6-month suspension for using Photoshopped images of herself with celebrities to promote her practice

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch

"No, I think this is MY sock..."
"No, I think this is MY sock..."
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

Ray Rice
Ray Rice



The DJ at Keith's football spot
The DJ at Keith's football spot
The People's Climate March
The People's Climate March


Charlo Greene, the anchor who quit her job on live TV
Charlo Greene, the anchor who quit her job on live TV
Svitlana Sangary with her famous clients
Svitlana Sangary with her famous clients

KATG 2056: Adults These Days

The iPhone 6 gets delivered; Chemda’s cab driver snorts cocaine while driving; Chemda is harassed by 10 youths; a 14-year-old girl’s sex sting operation goes awry; the NFL’s domestic abuse; Pabst Blue Ribbon sold to a Russian company; birth control for men; Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger and Mama June & Sugar Bear separate; more nude celebrity photos leaked; Astoria-Kaufman studios; A Walk Among the Tombstones; Scotland votes to stay with the United Kingdom September 21, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Apple Of Keith’s i: Chemda’s brother Michael received the new iPhone 6 and is mostly excited that it makes Keith jealous
  • — Snow Tires: The cabbie who picked up Chemda from Ha Ha Heathens was snorting coke while driving
  • — Your Mother: Chemda was harassed and followed by a group of 10 youths
  • — The Sting: A 14-year-old girl with special needs was raped after a plan to use her as bait to catch a sexual predator went awry
  • — Illegal Motion: Carolina Panthers’ Greg Hardy will be playing while his domestic abuse case is being investigated. Since the year 2000, 85 of the NFL’s 713 arrests were domestic violence-related.
  • — Pissed: Pabst Blue Ribbon has been bought out by a Russian company. Gerard Depardieu drinks 14 bottles of wine a day.
  • — Take Your Pill, Bro: A new method of birth control for men will allegedly be available for widespread use by 2017
  • — They Were Married?: Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger have separated, as did Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June and Sugar Bear
  • — The Fappening II: More hacked nude celebrity photos have been leaked online
  • — The Full Experience: Keith and his wife took a tour of Astoria-Kaufman studios, where they got into a bed recently occupied by Robert Downey, Jr.
  • — I Would Have Killed The Kid: Keith reviews the not-very-thrilling movie A Walk Among the Tombstones
  • — They Will Never Take Our Freedom: 55.3% of Scotland’s voters chose to be under the control of the United Kingdom

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The iPhone 6 and iWatch
The iPhone 6 and iWatch
Michael Khalili
Michael Khalili

Ali May
Ali May

Diana Oh's My Lingerie Play
Diana Oh's My Lingerie Play
The middle school where the failed sex sting operation took place
The middle school where the failed sex sting operation took place


Greg Hardy
Greg Hardy


Gerard Depardieu
Gerard Depardieu

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger
Avril's 17-carat ring
Avril's 17-carat ring
Mama June and Sugar Bear
Mama June and Sugar Bear
HACKED: Kim Kardashian caught wearing clothes!
HACKED: Kim Kardashian caught wearing clothes!

Keith and Cat in Robert Downey, Jr.'s bed
Keith and Cat in Robert Downey, Jr.'s bed


KATG 2055: Voice Your Opinion

With Keith Lowell Jensen – Knowing Robin Williams; KATG listener commits suicide; Winger; Robin Thicke rats out Pharrell Williams when sued by Marvin Gaye’s estate; Ron Jeremy and a 17-year-old Traci Lords; Operation Sesame Street; more football playing domestic abusers; Darrell Hammond is the new SNL announcer; Scotland votes for their independence from the United Kingdom; iOS 8 September 19, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Spreading The Good Word Of Atheism: Keith Lowell Jensen, producer of Ha Ha Heathens, is in studio
  • — That Really Sucked: Keith Lowell Jensen knew Robin Williams and was devastated by his suicide
  • — Huh?: Keith reads an email from a man that loves the show though at times he gets so angry at it that he throws his headphones across the room. Religion bashing is a big point of praise and contention.
  • — RIP Safir: The gang pays tribute to a KATG listener who took her own life, and Keith reveals his plans for any of his future suicidal fans' lives
  • — He's Only 57: Winger will go on tour. Will they sing about fucking teenage girls? A 57-year-old Ray Donovan star went public with his 18-year-old girlfriend
  • — Robin Dick: As a defendant in a court case against Marvin Gaye's estate, Robin Thicke threw Pharrell under the bus when he admitted Pharrell actually wrote/plagiarized Blurred Lines
  • — Ear Rape: Keith Lowell Jensen interviewed Ron Jeremy, where he described how good Traci Lords' 17-year-old vagina felt
  • — Operation Sesame Street: A Times Square Elmo was arrested as part of a sting operation, and a Batman and a Spider-Man were arrested after fighting someone who sexually harassed them. A dozen character impersonators met with police representatives to negotiate a more harmonious union. Keith Lowell Jensen has a documentary about his time as a panhandler.
  • — I'm Starting To Notice A Correlation: Adrian Peterson will still earn $11,750,000 for the season despite his suspension and loss of Nike sponsorship. Reggie Bush supports Adrian Peterson and admits he will harshly discipline his 1-year-old daughter when she needs it. The Carolina Panther's Greg Hardy has been suspended after a domestic abuse incident with his girlfriend. Arizona Cardinal Jonathan Dwyer attacked his wife for refusing his sexual advances and then threatened to kill himself in front of her and their son. John Elway's football-playing son was sentenced to domestic violence counseling after dragging his girlfriend out of their car by her hair.
  • — Live From New York: Darrell Hammond is returning to Saturday Night Live as Don Pardo's replacement
  • — So-So Britain: Scotland is voting on whether it wants to remain in the United Kingdom or become a sovereign nation
  • — Too Easy: Keith likes iOS 8 as much as everyone hates receiving voice messages from him

Pictures

Keith Lowell Jensen
Keith Lowell Jensen
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr
Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge
Safir Romain
Safir Romain

Whitesnake
Whitesnake
The Smiths
The Smiths
Winger
Winger

57-year-old Steven Bauer and his 18-year-old girlfriend
57-year-old Steven Bauer and his 18-year-old girlfriend

Chemda's fly paparazzo pictures
Chemda's fly paparazzo pictures



Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke
Pharrell
Pharrell
Marvin Gaye
Marvin Gaye
Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy
Traci Lords
Traci Lords
America's Got Talent winner Mat Franco
America's Got Talent winner Mat Franco
Elmo
Elmo
Batman and Spider-Man
Batman and Spider-Man

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson
Reggie Bush
Reggie Bush
Greg Hardy
Greg Hardy
Chris Cook
Chris Cook
Ray McDonald
Ray McDonald
Jonathan Dwyer
Jonathan Dwyer
John Elway
John Elway
Jack Elway
Jack Elway
Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond
Don Pardo
Don Pardo
Will Ferrell
Will Ferrell

KATG 2054: Law & Order

With Dan Soder and Luis J. Gomez – The NFL fires Rihanna, Ray Rice appeals suspension, Adrian Peterson suspended indefinitely; Luis’ dad’s murder; Daniele Watts vs. The Police; Luis J. Gomez vs. Kelly Fastuca September 18, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Don’t Forget The J: Dan Soder and Luis J. Gomez, as well as Chemda’s impressions of them, are in studio
  • — Jeopardy!: Rihanna’s ‘fuck you’ tweet resulted in the NFL pulling her performance altogether instead of simply rescheduling it for another time. Ray Rice has appealed his suspension, and Adrian Peterson's own suspension was reinstated.
  • — He Died A Hero: Luis' dad was murdered, probably because of gang-related activity, but his mom told him he was trying to fend off a mugging
  • — Daddy's Girl: Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts was not detained for being black and making out with her husband, it turns out, but for fucking him in public and refusing to give the police her ID
  • — Butt Of The Joke: Luis and Dan give their sides of Kelly Fastuca's beef with Luis on You Know What Dude!, including her manipulative nature. Also, 63% of KATG's audience thinks it's not wrong to masturbate while your wife is in labor.

Pictures

Dan Soder and Luis J. Gomez
Dan Soder and Luis J. Gomez
Rihanna
Rihanna

Ray Rice
Ray Rice
Ray McDonald
Ray McDonald







Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
"Macho Man" Randy Savage
Daniele Watts
Daniele Watts
Daniele and her husband
Daniele and her husband

Kelly Fastuca
Kelly Fastuca
Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly
Joe List
Joe List
Million Dollar Baby's Danger
Million Dollar Baby's Danger

KATG 2053: Unnecessary Roughness

With Chris Iacono – Tattooing your penis; Colorado and her marijuana; deleting the free U2 album; Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson updates; how to deal with police; Urban Outfitters’ Kent State sweatshirt; Miss America; Bruce Willis’ daughters pose erotically; Lindsay Lohan handles Whitney Houston’s corpse September 17, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Return of Snakedick: Chris Iacono, for the first time in more than 2 years, is in studio
  • — They Call Me Brooklyn: Chris moved to Denver because he was sick of the NYC stand-up comedy scene and to help his friend start a new business
  • — Mile-High: Chris talks about the process he went through to get his medical marijuana license and how great it is to be a stoner in Colorado
  • — Worldwide Distributed Ledger: Chris made high 5 figures by investing in Bitcoin
  • — New Heights Of Mediocrity: Apple has released instructions for users wanting to delete the free U2 album from their library
  • — Greatest Hit: Ray Rice is planning to appeal his suspension from the NFL, who postponed a Rihanna performance set to air during a Baltimore/Ravens game, much to Rihanna’s consternation. Chris Brown took it upon himself to offer Ray some advice.
  • — Switching It Up: Newly reinstated Vikings player Adrian Peterson beat another of his kids more than a year ago. Other NFL players have recently been arrested on domestic violence charges.
  • — Crotchety: A Philadelphia Phillies pitcher grabbed his crotch while his own crowd booed him and was suspended for 7 games. Former baseball player and racist homophobe John Rocker is a contestant on the new season of Survivor
  • — Daniele Chained: A black actress who appeared in Django Unchained was arrested on suspicion of being a prostitute after kissing her white boyfriend in public.
  • — But It’s Fake Blood: Urban Outfitters is in hot water for listing a 'vintage' blood-stained Kent State sweatshirt for sale
  • — Miss 'Murica: Miss New York was crowned Miss America
  • — Rich And Bored: Bruce Willis' daughters posed for some very erotic topless photos together
  • — The Body Guard: Lindsay Lohan worked in a morgue as part of her court-ordered community service and claimed she handled Whitney Houston's body bag, which the LA coroner's office denied

Guests

Chris IaconoChris Iacono

Pictures

Chris Iacono
Chris Iacono
A Denver weed dispensary
A Denver weed dispensary
Bitcoin
Bitcoin

Ray Rice
Ray Rice
Chris Brown, Ray Rice Supporter
Chris Brown, Ray Rice Supporter
Rihanna
Rihanna
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson's 4-year-old son's injuries
Adrian Peterson's 4-year-old son's injuries
An Adrian Peterson fan
An Adrian Peterson fan

Donald Sterling
Donald Sterling
Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg
Chris Cook
Chris Cook
Greg Hardy
Greg Hardy
Ray McDonald
Ray McDonald
Jonathan Papelbon
Jonathan Papelbon
John Rocker and his girlfriend
John Rocker and his girlfriend

Django Unchained's Daniele
Django Unchained's Daniele
Urban Outfitters' Kent State sweatshirt
Urban Outfitters' Kent State sweatshirt
Kira Kazantsev, Miss New York/America
Kira Kazantsev, Miss New York/America
Tallulah and Scout Willis
Tallulah and Scout Willis



Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston

KATG 2052: What's so Funny?

With Kelly Fastuca – Health scares; Kelly Fastuca vs. Luis J. Gomez; masturbating to death; U2 vs. Sharon Osbourne; are you a deep person?; circumcision September 16, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Hey Mate: Kelly Fastuca, a right down-under Sheila, is in studio
  • — Sad News: Kelly is leaving NYC and returning to Australia to recuperate from major health issues
  • — Pulling Pigtails: Luis J. Gomez's constant berating of Kelly on the You Know What Dude! podcast goes so far that it's clearly not just a joke
  • — Rub Each Other's Butts: A Chinese man donated sperm 4 times in 10 days before dying of a heart attack while masturbating
  • — This Week In Apple: Apple sold 4,000,000 iPhone 6 and 6 Pluses on the first day of preordering. Sharon Osbourne says U2 are businessmen, not musicians.
  • — Serenity Now: 60% of KATG's audience believes there is more to Keith than meets the eye
  • — Natural Is Unnatural: Keith would never ruin his hypothetical son's future sex life by not circumcising him

Guests

Kelly FastucaKelly Fastuca

Pictures

Kelly Fastuca
Kelly Fastuca

Dan Soder
Dan Soder
Luis J. Gomez
Luis J. Gomez
Joe List
Joe List
Troy Quan
Troy Quan
Zheng Gang, the Chinese man who masturbated to death
Zheng Gang, the Chinese man who masturbated to death
U2
U2
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Seinfeld
Seinfeld
Bastard Keith
Bastard Keith
Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Pistorius
O.J. Simpson
O.J. Simpson


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