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KATG 1962: Dreamer

With Andrea Allan – Wearing exotic animals, Chemda and Andrea make out in Chemda’s dreams, sneaking it in the ass April 18, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Andrea Allan, who was totally successful on the KATG Stand-Up-A-Thon which totally already happened, is in studio
  • — A Mélange Of Dead Animals: Andrea is wearing a fur coat but she doesn’t know exactly which animals had to die for her to wear it
  • — Day Old Vag: Andrea’s vagina usually smells pretty good to the point that she’d go down on herself without taking a shower for a day, despite the fact that she constantly wears tight leather
  • — Only In Dreams: Andrea and Chemda made out in Chemda’s dream as a way for Chemda to cope with life’s stresses, and Keith is pretty sure that Chemda really does want to make out with Andrea
  • — Adventures In Awkward Sex: Andrea had shower sex and face-planted after she lost her footing; she accidentally had anal sex when a guy thought he was fucking her vagina, twice from the same guy
  • — Fuck You, Jordan Temple: Andrea’s jokes and her breast size were insulted by a male comedian at an open mic

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Jordan Temple
Jordan Temple

KATG 1961: Happily Ever After

With Chris Laker and Jacqueline Novak - Prostitution, strip clubs, dead pets April 16, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Was It 2010?: Chris Laker and Jacqueline Novak, who have been dating for more than 3 years, are in studio
  • — Be The Kind Of Prostitute You Want To Be: The gang discusses both prostitution fantasies and prostitution realities
  • — Did You Cum Yet?: Chris and Keith talk about their strip club turn-ons and turn-offs
  • — Fresh Pussy: Chris and Jacqueline got new kittens after their old cat died

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Jacqueline Novak and Chris Laker
Jacqueline Novak and Chris Laker

Chris and Jacqueline's old cat, Blossom
Chris and Jacqueline's old cat, Blossom
Jacqueline and their new kittens
Jacqueline and their new kittens

KATG 1960: Drive-Thru

With Mike Lawrence – The WrestleMania invitation (oops), the power to not finish superhero movies, Mike is hurt when a comedian calls him fat, Mike can’t grip items but he gets his driving permit, wedding plans April 14, 2014
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  • — Wrestling With Emotions: Mike Lawrence, Keith’s WrestleMania buddy, is in studio
  • — The Greatest Superpower Of All: Mike and Keith have finally liberated themselves with the knowledge that they don’t have to love — or even finish — superhero movies
  • — Peer Review: A comedian told Mike he was getting fat, so he started dieting and drinking Diet Coke
  • — McNightTerrors: Mike hasn’t worked at McDonald’s in years but he still has nightmares about it
  • — Learning Curve: Mike got his learner’s permit and Keith worries about him behind the wheel with his motor skill deficiency
  • — Aw: Mike isn’t stressed about his wedding plans because he already found the right person to get married to. Also there’s stress.

Guests

Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

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Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence

The Undertaker
The Undertaker
Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar
Stephanie McMahon
Stephanie McMahon



Chicken McNuggets
Chicken McNuggets
Jabba the Hutt
Jabba the Hutt
Salacious B. Crumb
Salacious B. Crumb
Mike's learner's permit
Mike's learner's permit
David Letterman
David Letterman
The Avett Brothers
The Avett Brothers
The Green Lantern's ring
The Green Lantern's ring

KATG 1959: Wrestling with Emotions

With Mike Recine - Working as a junk remover for hoarders, Stephen Colbert is replacing David Letterman, pranking Oprah, Keith was out of line watching WrestleMania, Titanfall, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in Rolling Stone, Katherine Heigl sues Duane Reade for $6,000,000 April 10, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — And Then You Go: Mike Recine, who is less than thrilled by his introduction, is in studio
  • — Mike Update: Mike stopped punching himself in the face when he gets mad, possibly because he no longer has a girlfriend to piss him off
  • — Don’t Let The Bedbugs (Or Snakes, Or Scorpions) Bite: Mike works for a junk removal service that specializes in cleaning up hoarders’ disgusting apartments
  • — Pranks For The Memories, Dave: Stephen Colbert is replacing David Letterman as the host of Late Night, and he can only hope to aspire to the comedic heights of prank-calling Oprah with Lindsay Lohan
  • — Shell Game: Keith knows how to save restaurants and bars from going out of business
  • — Party Foul: Mike confirms that Keith was indeed louder than everybody else at the wrestling party
  • — Football With A Gun: Keith is really enjoying Titanfall, despite the fact that it’s only a multiplayer game
  • — We The People: Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ photoshopped tattoo of the Constitution of the United States had an error in it, and Katherine Heigl is suing Duane Reade for posting a picture of her holding Duane Reade bags on Twitter
  • — Doggone It: A woman let her dog go blind, starve to death, and decompose after she moved out of her home

Guests

Mike RecineMike Recine

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Mike Recine
Mike Recine
Octavia and KATG Tattoo #132
Octavia and KATG Tattoo #132
The scene of one of Mike's junk removal jobs
The scene of one of Mike's junk removal jobs
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
David Letterman
David Letterman
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey
Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence

Cortana
Cortana

Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl
Katy Gammon
Katy Gammon
Katy's dog, Roxy
Katy's dog, Roxy
Adolf Hitler (far right)
Adolf Hitler (far right)
Charlie Chaplin and Helen Keller
Charlie Chaplin and Helen Keller

KATG 1958: You Can’t Say That

With Costaki Economopoulos - Last Comic Standing, Costaki's wedding, the bitter custody battle between Costaki and Caroline Rhea, Chick-fil-A expands, Kate Mulgrew defends herself, The Ultimate Warrior dies April 9, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Bad Day: Costaki Economopoulos, who wishes he could create something as great and lasting as an R.E.M. song, is in studio
  • — Discovered: Costaki talks about the way the stand-up comedy field has changed since its heyday in the 1980s
  • — Oh, You’re A Talk Comic: Costaki watched Myq Kaplan get destroyed by judge Steve Schirripa in the auditions for an early season of Last Comic Standing
  • — Art Imitates Love: Costaki secretly eloped in the Metropolitan Museum of Art with only his wife’s mother and a photographer in attendance
  • — But It’s Hard, Because I Blame Her: Costaki is in a bitter custody battle with his ex, which he feels he needs to talk about on stage. How does he do that without going too far?
  • — White O.J.: 81% of KATG’s audience believes that Oscar Pistorius knew he was shooting at his girlfriend
  • — Under The Dome: New York City is America’s #1 tourism destination
  • — Picket The Churches: Chick-fil-A is planning to introduce a multitude of new restaurants to New York City, where people are probably over hating homophobes
  • — Star Tricked: Kate Mulgrew, it turns out, is not a proponent of geocentrism and says that she was tricked into narrating an entire documentary about it
  • — Queering Doesn’t Make The World Go 'Round: The Ultimate Warrior, homophobe and crazy professional wrestler from parts unknown, died

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Costaki Economopoulos
Costaki Economopoulos
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan




David Letterman
David Letterman
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien

Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Steve Schirripa
Steve Schirripa
Richard Belzer
Richard Belzer

Costaki and his wife, Christa
Costaki and his wife, Christa
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Caroline Rhea
Caroline Rhea
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius
Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius

Kate Mulgrew
Kate Mulgrew

The young Ultimate Warrior
The young Ultimate Warrior
The old Ultimate Warrior
The old Ultimate Warrior
The old Ultimate Warrior without makeup
The old Ultimate Warrior without makeup

KATG 1957: Fun in Bulk

With Jim Florentine - Scientists discover the Sun revolves around the Earth, The Human Barbie, broke and starving successful college athletes, Oscar Pistorius takes the stand April 8, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Is He?: Jim Florentine, host of That Metal Show, is in studio
  • — To The Tune Of $666,000: Skinny Puppy is suing Guantanamo Bay for using its music to torture prisoners without compensation
  • — Science Fiction: Star Trek actress Kate Mulgrew is narrating a new documentary supporting geocentrism, which, among other things, claims that the sun revolves around the earth
  • — Double Threat: Valeria Lukyanova, the “Human Barbie,” happens to be racist
  • — The Empty Bowl: For all the money they bring in, college athletes are not paid and some star student athletes even go to bed starving
  • — The Simple Life: An Israeli company has created a battery charger that will charge a smartphone in 30 seconds, and Jim longs for the days of the flip phone
  • — Can I Say Anal?: Jim discusses the state of filthy comedy and why female comedians have it so difficult
  • — Is It Fun?: Jim’s podcast, Comedy Metal Midgets, is beloved more for Jim’s insane rants than for his interviews with rock icons
  • — Without A Leg To Stand On: Oscar Pistorius, the paraplegic Olympian who ‘accidentally’ shot and killed his girlfriend, took the stand at his murder trial
  • — Happily Disgusted: Scientists have discovered 15 new emotions

Pictures

Jim Florentine
Jim Florentine


Corporal Klinger
Corporal Klinger
Larry from Three's Company
Larry from Three's Company
Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent
KISS
KISS
Sebastian Bach
Sebastian Bach
Skinny Puppy
Skinny Puppy
Captain Kathryn Janeway
Captain Kathryn Janeway
Kate Mulgrew
Kate Mulgrew

Valeria Lukyanova, the Human Barbie
Valeria Lukyanova, the Human Barbie
The Human Ken and the Human Barbie
The Human Ken and the Human Barbie
The Human Barbie and her husband
The Human Barbie and her husband
Shabazz Napier
Shabazz Napier
Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Pistorius
Reeva Steenkamp
Reeva Steenkamp
The Reeva Steenkamp crime scene photos
The Reeva Steenkamp crime scene photos




KATG 1956: High Horse

With Carmen Lynch - NYC vermin, David Letterman retires, John Pinette dies, Keith gets out of control at a WrestleMania party, James Franco admits to trying to sex a 17-year-old, Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow and vice-versa, the addictiveness of weed April 7, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — #blessed: Carmen Lynch, who has been headlining across the country all year long, is in studio
  • — Free Chocolate Sprinkles: A viral video of a rat crawling on a shelf of donuts at Dunkin Donuts isn’t fazing New Yorkers
  • — Good Night: David Letterman is retiring in 2015
  • — You Go Now: Comedian John Pinette, bane of Chinese buffets everywhere, died
  • — Disappearing Act: Jiwon Lee, a Columbia dental student and comedian, has been missing for a week
  • — No Prob, Glad You Came: Keith needed to be told repeatedly to calm down by Mike Lawrence while watching WrestleMania XXX
  • — Instaperv: James Franco admitted on television that he was a creep on The Internet as reports surfaced that the whole thing was a hoax
  • — I Love When Adults Curse At Kids: Keith enjoyed Jason Bateman’s Bad Words
  • — Uncoupled: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow both had affairs while they were married
  • — Smoke Weed Every Day: 58% of KATG’s listeners think Chemda is addicted to weed

Pictures

Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
The Dunkin Donuts rat
The Dunkin Donuts rat

Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin
Kim Jong-Un
Kim Jong-Un
David Letterman
David Letterman
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg
Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser
Ellen Degeneres
Ellen Degeneres
Chris Laker
Chris Laker
Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
John Pinette
John Pinette
Jiwon Lee
Jiwon Lee

Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
No! No! No!
No! No! No!
John Cena
John Cena
Daniel Bryan
Daniel Bryan
The Rock, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and Hulk Hogan
The Rock, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and Hulk Hogan
James Franco
James Franco



Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Hillary Clinton and Pussy Riot
Hillary Clinton and Pussy Riot
Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon

KATG 1955: Empty Vessels

With Ophira Eisenberg – Punching the bus driver, James Franco tries to fuck a 17-year-old, your deadly microwave, a man's bomb goes off early because of the time change, Candy Crush goes public April 3, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Credit Approval: Ophira Eisenberg, whose NPR hosting job is not a sufficient credit for most comedy clubs, is in studio
  • — Women’s Intuition: The gang offers some advice to a Yahoo! Answers user
  • — Running Of The Bus: Running to catch the train or the bus is the most embarrassing type of running
  • — Actors And Facers: James Franco tried to pick up a 17-year-old girl on Instagram, which leads to a discussion about the intoxicating drug of celebrity status
  • — Analyze This: 65% of KATG’s audience has inserted things up their butts for sexual pleasure (including noted anal bead expert Ophira); and 86% believe that microwaves are perfectly safe (including noted microwave expert NinjaTurtleSoup)
  • — Irish Car Bomb: A Dublin man injured himself with his own car bomb when he forgot to take Daylight Savings Time into account
  • — The Games Are Free, And Then They Fuck Ya: King, the publicly-traded company behind Candy Crush, is worth $5 billion because of their game. They have trademarked the word ‘candy’ and are suing games that existed before them with the word ‘candy’ in their title.

Pictures

Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg

Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress


James Franco's borderline-illegal Instagram messages
James Franco's borderline-illegal Instagram messages




James Franco's art
James Franco's art
Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey
George Clooney
George Clooney
Robert DeNiro
Robert DeNiro
Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep
Daniel Day Lewis
Daniel Day Lewis
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Edward Norton
Edward Norton
Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron
Anal beads
Anal beads

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

KATG 1954: Say Cheese

With Kevin Allison - The art of storytelling, Kevin's 19-year-old Asian lover, Kink Camp and Ass Play, The State reunion, cutting, April Fools' Day prank gone wrong, Duff McKagan re-joins Guns N' Roses, Satanic Starbucks April 2, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Starting Innocuously: Kevin Allison, storyteller and host of the RISK! podcast, is in studio
  • — Me So Horny: Kevin flew out a 19-year-old Asian man(?) to live with him
  • — Take In The Bouquet: Kevin summarizes the class he taught about ass appreciation and cattle prodding 101 at Kink Camp
  • — #bullshit: Kevin was left out of @midnight’s The State reunion, which he didn’t even know about until after it aired
  • — Life Is Pretty Fuckin’ Funny: Inspired by Justy Dodge’s candid What’s My Name interview, the gang discusses the grand human tradition of self-harm and self-sabotage and the way comedy can heal all wounds
  • — April Moron: A college employee was sent to jail after texting her daughter that a shooter was loose in the school as an April Fools’ Day prank
  • — Reunited: Duff McKagan is playing bass for Guns N' Roses while current bassist Tommy Stinson is on The Replacements’ reunion tour
  • — Our Coffee Is Hotter Than Hell: A women is angry at Starbucks after receiving lattes decorated with satanic caramel drizzles

Guests

Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

Pictures

Kevin Allison
Kevin Allison
Andrew Warner
Andrew Warner

Dean Martin
Dean Martin

How Kevin meets his Asian boy toys
How Kevin meets his Asian boy toys
Kim Jong-Un
Kim Jong-Un
@midnight's The State reunion
@midnight's The State reunion
Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge
Angela Timmons, the April Fools' Day school shooting texter
Angela Timmons, the April Fools' Day school shooting texter
Duff McKagan
Duff McKagan
Axl Rose
Axl Rose
Tommy Stinson
Tommy Stinson
Guns N' Roses
Guns N' Roses
The Replacements
The Replacements

Starbucks' Satanic coffee
Starbucks' Satanic coffee

KATG 1953: Headstoned

With Lauren Hennessy - April Fools' Day, bicycle riding in NYC, the danger of microwaves, the need for cemeteries April 1, 2014
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Show Notes

  • — Impression Inception: Lauren Hennessy, doing impressions of Matteo Lane doing impressions, is in studio
  • — Asshole Day: Lauren is dying to prank Chemda; 50% of KATG’s audience believe that April Fools’ Day has gone too far; and Keith goes over some famous April Fools’ Day jokes over the years (which don’t involve hoverboards)
  • — April Falls’ Day: Lauren got hit by a cop car on his bike, and Keith is “way over the top worried” about people falling off of their bikes
  • — Micro-Waving Goodbye To Sugar: Lauren explains his reason for abandoning microwaves and his addiction to sugar
  • — A Grave Matter: 50% of KATG's audience share Chemda’s belief that we don’t need cemeteries
  • — Sequels Are Always Predictable: A man who spent 15 years in jail for robbing a store robbed the exact same store the day he was set free
  • — Yay! God Took Him!: A man in California was washed out to sea and presumed drowned after participating in a beach baptism
  • — Cooking With Keith: Keith still thinks he made a good choice cooking steak in the microwave when it was the only heating appliance available

Pictures

Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Matteo Lane
Matteo Lane
Jennifer Coolidge
Jennifer Coolidge
Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Michael Khalili
Michael Khalili

Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus
Christopher Lloyd and the fake hoverboard
Christopher Lloyd and the fake hoverboard
Tony Hawk and the fake hoverboard
Tony Hawk and the fake hoverboard

Volcano Vaporizer
Volcano Vaporizer
The mushroom suit
The mushroom suit

Christopher M. Miller, the Stride Rite thief
Christopher M. Miller, the Stride Rite thief
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