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KATG 2219: I Want to Ride My Bicycle

with Jena Axelrod and Paul Murdock – Jackie Martling’s show; How old is too old for children?; the inevitable danger of bicycles; accidental selfie shooting; the most brilliant minds agree on the dangers of AI; prostitute kills serial killer; death from car sex; faking live musical performances; pilot invites models to fly plane July 30, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Is This A Test?: Jena Axelrod and Paul Murdock, who are dating and met through comedy, are in studio
  • — What Are You Gonna Do?: Keith and Chemda met Jena while they were guests on Jackie Martling’s show, where she provided microphone and moral support
  • — Egg Timer: Jena, who is almost 41 and has been dating Paul, 37, for 3 years, was told by her gynecologist to hurry up and have kids
  • — Armed And Dangerous: While Paul and Jena were riding their bicycles together, Paul hit a pothole and DESTROYED his arm. For the 12+ hours they were at the hospital, a Riker’s Island inmate in the next room masturbated to Jena. Paul still plans on getting back in the saddle once his arm heals, but Jena is nervous about it.
  • — Russian Roulette 2015: A Russian woman accidentally killed herself after taking a selfie with her co-worker’s gun to her head
  • — Windex And War Games: Elon Musk and Stephen Hawking have issued a warning about killer robots, calling a global artificial intelligence arms race ‘virtually inevitable.’ Jena the Brazilian jiu-jitsu expert is prepared for the apocalypse.
  • — Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Using the man’s own gun, a prostitute fatally shot a john who came with a ‘kill kit’ and a list of escorts and who is most likely connected to the serial murders of several sex workers in multiple states
  • — Death Cab For Cutie: A man and woman died of carbon monoxide that leaked in through their car’s rusty exhaust pipe while they were having sex
  • — Watermelon Pie: 32% of the audience, including Paul, has faked a live musical performance
  • — Upright And Locked Position: An airline pilot invited a Playboy model and her friend into the cockpit mid-flight, where they received champagne and touched controls

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Paul Murdock and Jena Axelrod
Paul Murdock and Jena Axelrod
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling

Paul's broken arm
Paul's broken arm



Dr. Ruth
Dr. Ruth
The iPhone gun case
The iPhone gun case
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Hawking

"Heather" and Neal Falls, the serial killer she killed
"Heather" and Neal Falls, the serial killer she killed
Neal's "kill kit"
Neal's "kill kit"

Violet Iles and David Long , the dead car coitus couple
Violet Iles and David Long , the dead car coitus couple
Amy Shanker
Amy Shanker

Chloe Mafia
Chloe Mafia

KATG 2218: Sweet Nothings

with Clark Jones – Diabetes; psychotic crushes; clever catcalling; Keith vs. Mission Impossible; Amy (Winehouse movie) reviewed; Deflategate update; La’el Collins and Throatzilla; Donald Trump right about Mexican drugs, gives out Lindsey Grahams’ personal phone number, rapes Ivana Trump, and starts fake ‘Veterans for Trump’ coalition July 29, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — To The Point: Clark Jones, host of Comedy at the Knitting Factory, is in studio
  • — The Sugar Free Show: Clark, who is in the process of starting a podcast featuring guests who suffer from some sort of affliction, was diagnosed with diabetes when he was a soda-chugging 16-year-old. Now that he lives in NYC, he's graduated to chugging Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue Sauce.
  • — Black Mirror: Clark describes his latest psycho love
  • — Holler: Clark explains clever catcalling
  • — No, No, No: Keith hated the first 4 Mission Impossible movies and you’d best believe he’ll be in line for number 5. Clark isn’t the world’s biggest Amy Winehouse fan, but the fact that her songs consistently get him white girls’ phone numbers was enough to get him to see the new documentary about her.
  • — Feminine Touch: The Arizona Cardinals’ new training camp/preseason coaching intern Jen Welter is the NFL’s first female coach. When Deflategate investigators asked to look at Tom Brady’s phone for evidence, he informed them that he had broken it because he got a new phone, as is tradition. Dallas Cowboys’ La’el Collins ripped off a prostitute named Throatzilla after she performed fellatio and analingus on him, so she took to Twitter to put him on blast.
  • — Donald Trump Was Right: The NYPD has seized more than 600 pounds of heroin from Mexico in 2015, more than double their haul in 2014
  • — Donald Trump Was Wrong: Donald Trump giving out Lindsey Graham’s personal cell phone number to spite him turned out to be the classiest Donald Trump news story this week. After The Daily Beast ran a piece about Ivana Trump’s well-documented story of Donald raping and physically abusing her in 1989, Trump’s lawyer threatened the article’s author with a $500,000,000 lawsuit and insisted that there’s no such thing as marital rape. To save face after calling John McCain not a war hero for being captured during the Vietnam War, Donald assembled a ‘Veterans for Trump’ coalition, boasting the names of veterans who had no idea they were being assembled.

Guests

Clark JonesClark Jones

Pictures

Clark Jones
Clark Jones

7&7
7&7










Cardinals assistant coaching intern Jen Weltern
Cardinals assistant coaching intern Jen Weltern
Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians
Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians
San Antonio Spurs assistant coach Becky Hammon
San Antonio Spurs assistant coach Becky Hammon
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
La'el Collins
La'el Collins
Throatzilla
Throatzilla
Donald and Ivana Trump
Donald and Ivana Trump

Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen
Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Lisa Bonet
Lisa Bonet


John McCain
John McCain

KATG 2217: Shattered

with Mike Lawrence – Mike’s Ant-Man and Trainwreck reviews; Dr. Seuss’s new book; working for a boss with the wrong morals; Keith vs. The iPhone; stats on Keith’s Super Bowl gambling; Hulk Hogan, racist; Mike visiting Israel and the Dead Sea July 28, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Sadamantium: Mike Lawrence, who you know from his many television appearances, is in studio
  • — I Watched It: Mike reviews Ant-Man and Trainwreck
  • — How Dead Am I?: Dr. Seuss has a new book coming out, and it’s probably not as racist as his older work
  • — Take Me To Church: A listener calls in for advice about how to deal with a boss with different morals and beliefs
  • — Fuck You, Steve Jobs: Keith continues the grievances he’s been airing about Apple since 2007 and firmly establishes himself as a fan of physical media over digital content
  • — Financial Freedom: Only 24% of KATG’s audience thinks Keith’s 'genius' Super Bowl gambling plan will earn him the big bucks
  • — Wrong Kind Of Brother: After suing Gawker to the tune of $100,000,000 for leaking clips of his sex tape from 2007, Hulk Hogan was dropped by the WWE when transcripts from the video that showed him using the n-word and complaining about his daughter dating a black man were separately leaked. Luckily, Dennis Rodman, a bunch of Twitter users who have a black friend, God, and his poet daughter Brooke Hogan are standing by The Hulkster.
  • — I Hear The Dead Sea Ruins Your Butthole: Mike is going to Israel for the first time to meet his wife’s family

Guests

Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

Pictures

Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour






Judd Apatow
Judd Apatow

A Dr. Seuss classic
A Dr. Seuss classic
by Dr. Seuss
by Dr. Seuss
Keith's iPhone
Keith's iPhone
Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs

The iPod
The iPod
The urinal game
The urinal game

Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln

Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Heather and Bubba the Love Sponge Clem
Heather and Bubba the Love Sponge Clem
Hulk Hogan and Heather Clem's sex tape
Hulk Hogan and Heather Clem's sex tape
Brooke Hogan, poet
Brooke Hogan, poet
Yannique "Stack$" Barker
Yannique "Stack$" Barker
Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman
Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman
Some of Hulk's supporters
Some of Hulk's supporters
Barack Obama and Marc Maron
Barack Obama and Marc Maron
Vince McMahon saying the n-word to John Cena in front of Booker T
Vince McMahon saying the n-word to John Cena in front of Booker T
Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Myka Fox's Bill Cosby meme
Myka Fox's Bill Cosby meme
Chris Brown, mistake-maker
Chris Brown, mistake-maker
The Dead Sea
The Dead Sea
The Wailing Wall
The Wailing Wall

KATG 2216: Trainwreck

with Danny Hatch – KATG.com/tour stops at LA’s The Comedy Store; Keith’s new plan to make riches off the Pittsburgh Steelers; Bill Cosby sues Andrea Constand and New York Magazine’s cover features 35 Cosby accusers; Uber vs. NYC; Hogs and Heifers closes; Trainwreck: movie and shooting review; Southpaw review and 50 Cent’s money woes; Last Comic Standing’s new season; Bobbi Kristina Brown dies July 27, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Ass Prod: Danny Hatch, host of That's the Show with Danny, is in studio
  • — KATG.com/tour: Tickets are now available for KATG tour dates in Portland and Los Angeles
  • — Consistency: Keith has a new plan to make money betting on the Pittsburgh Steelers’ inevitable Super Bowl victory, even if it takes him 23 years
  • — Cos And Effect: Spelman University has cut all ties with Bill Cosby, who is currently suing one of his victims for not trying hard enough to keep the 2005 deposition secret, which revealed that Cosby got quaaludes from his gynecologist and asked an agency to supply him with broke, out-of-town models. New York Magazine released its new cover, featuring 35 of Cosby's victims, before its website was apparently taken down by a hacker who hates New York.
  • — Buber: Uber beat a proposed bill that would limit its expansion in New York City to prevent congestion. Mayor Bill de Blasio, who coincidentally received over $100,000 from the yellow taxi industry during his campaign, was a supporter of the bill.
  • — Ta-Ta: NYC dive bar Hogs and Heifers, known for the thousands of bras hanging on the walls, is closing down because it can’t afford rent
  • — Shots Fired: Chemda is overjoyed by Keith’s review of Amy Schumer's conduct in her new movie Trainwreck. The gang discusses the recent shooting, the 204th since the beginning of 2015, in a screening of the film that left 3 dead.
  • — It Was Simple: Keith reviews Southpaw, which at least had some nice Eminem songs. Southpaw star 50 Cent was ordered to pay an additional $2,000,000 to the woman whose sex tape he leaked, despite claiming he was too broke to pay the $5,000,000 he originally owed her.
  • — Last Audience Member Standing: As usual, Keith isn’t pleased with Last Comic Standing and its sellout judges
  • — Entering The Family Business: Bobbi Kristina Brown has died, more than 6 months after being found unresponsive in a bathtub

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch

The Comedy Store
The Comedy Store
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce

Black Mirror
Black Mirror
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Andrea Constand
Andrea Constand

Leroy Amar, Cosby's gynecologist
Leroy Amar, Cosby's gynecologist
Quaaludes
Quaaludes



Kate Upton
Kate Upton
Bill de Blasio
Bill de Blasio
Hogs & Heifers
Hogs & Heifers

Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
Judd Apatow
Judd Apatow


Lafayette theater shooter John Houser
Lafayette theater shooter John Houser
Shepard Smith
Shepard Smith

Lauren with Amy Schumer and Judy Gold
Lauren with Amy Schumer and Judy Gold

Eminem
Eminem



Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
Drake
Drake
The Avengers
The Avengers
Ant-Man
Ant-Man
Anthony Jeselnik, Roseanne Barr, Norm Macdonald, and Keenan Ivory Wayans
Anthony Jeselnik, Roseanne Barr, Norm Macdonald, and Keenan Ivory Wayans
Roseanne's first televised lesbian kiss
Roseanne's first televised lesbian kiss
Rosa
Rosa
Bobbi Kristina Brown
Bobbi Kristina Brown
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston
Nick Gordon with Bobbi Kristina
Nick Gordon with Bobbi Kristina
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Hulk's retweets
Hulk's retweets

KATG 2215: The Wedding Planner

with Ben Lerman and Amy Shanker – The KATG Tour: Portland, Oregon; how to deal with pretentious servers and rude cabbies; how not to lie to your parents; 38% of women appreciate catcalling; wedding planning; Chet Haze destroys hotel room; pizza chains vs. independent pizza shops; McDonald's secret menu July 22, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — KATG.com/tour: Tickets for the Portland, Oregon stop on the Party! Super Party! Tour are now available
  • — Class Is In Session: Amy Shanker, ex-teacher, and Ben Lerman, first-ever KATGuh Best New Guest winner, are in studio
  • — Ahead Of The Curve: Ben is engaged to a man, which happened before the Supreme Court made same-sex marriage legal
  • — Croque Monsters: Ben apparently ordered a ham and cheese sandwich wrong at a French restaurant to the waitress’s dismay. Amy told her taxi driver to fuck off after he drove her home the wrong way and called her pompous. Keith has no problem leaving restaurants and running from rude cabbies without paying.
  • — How Much Did We Pay For These Lessons?: When she was in 4th grade, Amy completely faked her summer camp guitar performance to the audible chagrin of her father. The gang reminisces about times they’ve lied to their parents, who were obviously onto them.
  • — You Wanna Ride Me Home?: Amy got catcalled yesterday, which made her miss the sophisticated street harassers she encountered in Europe. Only 1 male KATG listener has admitted to catcalling, while 38% of KATG's female fans say they enjoy it.
  • — It Was Great In Rehearsal: Ben plays a song he wrote about the frustrating process of planning his wedding. Keith and Chemda recall their own weddings and the work that went into them.
  • — Well, It's A Lifestyle: Chet Haze, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, is wanted by British authorities for inflicting $2,000 worth of damage on a hotel room after he was denied sex
  • — 5% Of My Listeners Need Aborted: 95% of KATG's listeners prefer independent pizza shops to chain pizza
  • — Cross Contamination: Keith discovers the McDonald's secret menu

Pictures

Amy Shanker and Ben Lerman
Amy Shanker and Ben Lerman
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour
Croque-monsieur
Croque-monsieur
Croque-madame
Croque-madame
Ben's guitar/cheese grater
Ben's guitar/cheese grater
Keith and Cat's wedding
Keith and Cat's wedding
Chemda and Lauren's wedding
Chemda and Lauren's wedding
The Book
The Book
Chet Haze, son
Chet Haze, son
Tom Hanks, father
Tom Hanks, father
Rita Wilson, mother
Rita Wilson, mother
Chet's hotel room tantrum
Chet's hotel room tantrum
Alexis Guerreros
Alexis Guerreros

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
The Apple Pie McFlurry
The Apple Pie McFlurry
The Mc10:35
The Mc10:35
The McGangBang
The McGangBang
The Big McChicken
The Big McChicken
The Monster Mac
The Monster Mac

KATG 2214: Start Over

with Alexis Guerreros – Pizza tours; KATG’s interviewing style; how to save your child; Jackie Martling and Craig Klein’s booking style; The Party! Super Party! Tour; Miss USA’s Miss Rhode Island and Miss Nevada; Ashley Madison does damage control; Donald Trump’s non-military record and #BlackLivesMatter July 22, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Proficient: Alexis Guerreros, whose name Keith pronounced perfectly, is in the studio
  • — Getting Saucy: Aside from his comedy, Alexis is a pizza tour guide, of the walking and bus variety, and he detests chain pizza restaurants
  • — I’m Gonna Have Starbucks: Keith and Chemda talk about their interview (and pre-interview strategy meeting) with Wendy, the first Keith and The Girl apprentice. The gang discusses the methods they and their parents used to avoid being raped and kidnapped as children.
  • — Tonight You’re Gonna Be Riding A Lexus: Alexis was picked on in school for having what some people might recognize as a female name, but he grew to love it
  • — Is He Sitting Next To You?: Keith and Chemda discuss Jackie Martling and Craig Klein’s booking tactics
  • — The Party! Super Party! Tour: KATG is honing in on a name for its 2015 tour
  • — Moron Fetish: Miss Rhode Island and Miss Nevada gave some… answers(?) during the Miss America 2015 pageant
  • — There's A $20 Formatting Fee Though: After being hacked and having the security of their customer information compromised, Ashley Madison is waiving the information deletion fee for its clients
  • — Wishy-Washington: Donald Trump, who called John McCain a loser for being captured by the Viet Cong, got a deferment from the military 5 times during the Vietnam War. Presidential hopeful Martin O'Malley apologized for saying 'all lives matter' in response to protestors saying 'black lives matter.'

Pictures

Alexis Guerreros
Alexis Guerreros


Christian Polanco
Christian Polanco
Diddy
Diddy
Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
Pizza
Pizza
General Tso's chicken
General Tso's chicken
Apprentice Wendy
Apprentice Wendy
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Jackie's recommended guest
Jackie's recommended guest
Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie O'Donnell
Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Ron Winckler, Lauren's dad
Ron Winckler, Lauren's dad
Craig Klein
Craig Klein
Cat's cryotherapy
Cat's cryotherapy


Brittany McGowan, Miss Nevada
Brittany McGowan, Miss Nevada
Anea Garcia, Miss Rhode Island
Anea Garcia, Miss Rhode Island
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld


Donald Trump
Donald Trump
John McCain
John McCain
Martin O'Malley
Martin O'Malley

The United States women's national soccer team's ticker-tape parade
The United States women's national soccer team's ticker-tape parade
Victor Varnado's HUAR tattoo
Victor Varnado's HUAR tattoo

KATG 2213: Laughing Buddha

with Jess Wood – pregnancies despite contraception; ending a 10-year relationship; KATG tour names; Keith’s gambling strategy; maggot infestations; Aerosmith hates each other; cryotherapy; Self/less and The Cobbler reviews; George Lopez vs. Donald Trump; Mitsubishi apologizes for role in WWII; Ashley Madison hacked July 21, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — And Not Just Her Hair And Tattoos: Jess Wood, a rainbow, is in studio
  • — One Of The Guys Is In Prison: Jess discusses her 5 pregnancies and 5 abortions
  • — We Were Alone Even When We Were Together: Jess talks about her new life after dumping her boyfriend of 10 years, including her new purple hair and freedom from a codependent relationship
  • — We Used To Be Friends: The majority of KATG’s listeners think the upcoming tour, whose show in Portland has been announced, should be called The Friendship Ender Tour
  • — Hail Mary: As it turns out, Keith would only win $2,400 from his Steelers Super Bowl bet, not the $6,000,000,000 he originally assumed. He still plans on winning big.
  • — My Whole Apartment Is Stupid: Keith’s maggot infestation
  • — Keep On Rockin’: Aerosmith is touring together even though they despise each other. Their openers Living Colour are not having the best time either.
  • — An Extreme Cold Shower: Keith’s wife went through cryotherapy
  • — Out Of Body Experience: Keith reviews Ryan Reynolds’ new movie Self/less, and Chemda pans Adam Sandler’s The Cobbler
  • — Puta: George Lopez led the crowd at one of his shows in an anti-Donald Trump chant
  • — We So Sorry: Japanese corporation Mitsubishi has officially apologized for enslaving prisoners of war during World War II.
  • — Inside Job: Ashley Madison, a dating website that helps its married users have affairs, was hacked and the perpetrators are threatening to release its 37,000,000 clients’ information

Guests

Jess WoodJess Wood

Pictures

Jess Wood
Jess Wood

Lauren Maul
Lauren Maul


The Buddha
The Buddha

Keith's maggot problem
Keith's maggot problem
Sarah Tomek and Brother Love
Sarah Tomek and Brother Love
Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Aerosmith
Aerosmith
Living Colour
Living Colour
Neil Young and Eddie Vedder
Neil Young and Eddie Vedder
Cat in -150° F
Cat in -150° F





Method Man
Method Man

In Living Color
In Living Color
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
George Lopez
George Lopez


KATG 2212: Star Wars

with Danny Hatch – Bachelor party sex; Keith’s wife attends Tony Robbins’ seminar; Ant-Man review and the top 10 movies; Amy Schumer tricks Katie Couric into telling her husband she demands anal; Amy Schumer has sex with R2-D2 and C-3PO; in-store cell phone customer service; Donald Trump says John McCain isn’t a war hero for being captured; Bill de Blasio’s press secretary says Bill Clinton tried to have sex with her; dead body found in Demi Moore’s pool July 19, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Blocked: Danny Hatch, who we last officially heard with our good buddy Frank Santopadre, is in studio
  • — Don't Do It?: The Brother Love Owwwr! is back from hiatus, and this week Brolo tackles cheating during bachelor parties
  • — Baller Status: While his wife Cathryn is away at a Tony Robbins seminar, Keith comes up with a plan (with the help of the Pittsburgh Steelers) for financial freedom. One of the deflated balls Tom Brady used during the 2015 AFC Championship sold at auction for $43,740.
  • — Hollyweird: Keith reviews Ant-Man, the nation’s #1 movie, and divulges some information about his upcoming Vine horror movie. Ant-Man star Michael Douglas attributes his success to his big dick.
  • — Star Whores: Katie Couric’s marriage counselor Amy Schumer pissed off Disney and Lucasfilm after posing for sexually suggestive pictures with Star Wars characters. Wilco surprise-released its new album, called Star Wars, for free.
  • — 917-ASS-PROD: The gang talks about the frustrating time they had at an AT&T store before the show
  • — Take No Prisoners: Donald Trump doesn’t believe that John McCain is a war hero because he was captured during Vietnam (where he spent more than 5 years in an internment camp)
  • — Bill Me Later: Bill Clinton has a history of using his political influence to bed young women, according to Bill de Blasio’s press secretary, who alleges Bill tried to have sex with her in 1984
  • — RIP Ashton Kutcher: A 21-year-old man was found dead in Demi Moore’s swimming pool

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Use code KATG at Harrys.com
Use code KATG at Harrys.com
Frank Santopadre
Frank Santopadre
Ouch :(
Ouch :(
Keith trains Hugsy Malone while the wife is out
Keith trains Hugsy Malone while the wife is out
Brother Love and his fiancée Sarah
Brother Love and his fiancée Sarah

Keith's Cathryn
Keith's Cathryn
Tony Robbins
Tony Robbins

Don Lapre
Don Lapre
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Tom Brady's $43,740 ball
Tom Brady's $43,740 ball

Oops. Did I do that?
Oops. Did I do that?
Steve Quincy Urkel
Steve Quincy Urkel

Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd
Michael Douglas
Michael Douglas








Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer




Pluto
Pluto
Katie Couric
Katie Couric



As seen on Touch of Modern
As seen on Touch of Modern

Donald Trump
Donald Trump
John McCain
John McCain
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Bill de Blasio's press secretary Karen Hinton
Bill de Blasio's press secretary Karen Hinton
Bill de Blasio
Bill de Blasio
Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton
Demi Moore
Demi Moore

KATG 2211: Jacking Off

with Jackie Martling – President Donald Trump; befriending Paul McCartney; Jackie’s Joke Hunt cancelled; Jackie breaks up with his girlfriend while staying friends with his ex-wife; defriending Howard Stern; Patti Lupone, Broadway crusader; the middle finger in class pictures; Sinead O’Connor vs. Kim Kardashian; 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman walker demands more money; The Cosby Show cast member says Bill Cosby is guilty; Chris Brown’s house robbed; Forrest Gump and To Kill a Mockingbird’s Atticus Finch now racist July 16, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Freewheelin’: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling visits the studio for the second time
  • — Who Are They Polling?: Jackie is terrified of the prospect of President Donald Trump, who is #1 in the polls
  • — I’d Bury Him: Jackie firmly believes that, if given the chance to tell jokes to Paul McCartney, he and Paul would be the best of friends
  • — The Crowd Just Ate It Alive: Jackie’s Joke Hunt was surprise-cancelled after 8 years, and Jackie has no idea why. However, he has started a new weekly live show with heavy audience participation that he’s very excited about.
  • — Mediation: Jackie just broke up with his girlfriend, but he’s on good terms with his ex-wife Nancy, whom he credits with making his career happen
  • — Howard, I’m In The Book: Jackie is still friends with everyone he’s ever been pals with except for Howard Stern
  • — Patti Luphone: 6 years after she stopped a performance to yell at audience members taking pictures, Patti Lupone confiscated a theatergoer’s phone while remaining in character. A 19-year-old climbed on stage before another Broadway show started and plugged his phone into a prop power outlet. Even Madonna enjoys being on her phone during plays.
  • — It’s Very Subtle: Jackie shares the story of his infamous middle finger class photo
  • — Nothing Compares 2 U: Sinead O’Connor was not pleased to see Kim Kardashian on the cover of Rolling Stone
  • — Come On, Pretty Pretty: The star of the viral 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman catcalling video is suing the director of the video, the production company, YouTube, and Google for $500,000 because she believes she deserves more money for her work
  • — Of Course Bill Cosby Is Guilty!: Joseph Phillips, best known as Denise Huxtable’s husband on The Cosby Show, has accepted that Bill Cosby is a rapist
  • — His No Good-Ass Friends: A group of armed, masked men broke into Chris Brown’s house while he was gone and locked his aunt in a closet. Chris’ mother believes it was an inside job.
  • — Stay Away From Sequels: In Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird follow-up, once-progressive southern lawyer Atticus Finch is revealed to be a racist. Keith was dismayed to discover that Forrest Gump is also racist in his sequel.
  • — Internment Camps: Donald Trump unwittingly tweeted a picture of his face superimposed against a stock image of money and Nazi soldiers before blaming it on an intern
  • — We Wheely Want You: Jackie thinks Keith and Chemda didn’t want him on the show, even though he was booked and confirmed many times

Pictures

Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Lawrence O'Donnell
Lawrence O'Donnell
Denny Laine
Denny Laine
Wings
Wings


Adam West
Adam West
Geraldo Rivera
Geraldo Rivera
Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt
Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt
Roger Daltrey
Roger Daltrey
Clarence Clemons
Clarence Clemons
Joe Walsh
Joe Walsh
David Lee Roth
David Lee Roth
Patti Lupone
Patti Lupone
Penn and Teller
Penn and Teller
Cindy Adams
Cindy Adams
Joey Adams
Joey Adams
Jackie the scamp
Jackie the scamp
Cell phone-charging theatergoer Nick Silvestri
Cell phone-charging theatergoer Nick Silvestri

Madonna
Madonna
Sinéad O'Connor
Sinéad O'Connor

Shoshana Roberts
Shoshana Roberts
Linda Lovelace
Linda Lovelace


Lisa Bonet and Joseph Phillips on The Cosby Show
Lisa Bonet and Joseph Phillips on The Cosby Show
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan


Harper Lee
Harper Lee


Oh, The Donald...
Oh, The Donald...
Jackie's wheel of laughter
Jackie's wheel of laughter

KATG 2210: Make No Mistake

with Marga Gomez – Abstinence; gay destigmatization; Whoopi Goldberg finally anti-Cosby; Washington Redskins’ trademark update; Donovan McNabb’s DUI and firing; fireworks deaths; Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán vs. Donald Trump; Paula Deen at it again; 50 Cent is bankrupt; Jared Fogle update and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!; Eric Garner settlement; cop throws sperm July 15, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — And The Other Girl: The life-affirming Marga Gomez, best known as the sphere from Sphere, is in studio
  • — I Used To Have Dreams About You: Marga has been a fan of Keith and The Girl practically since the beginning, because anti-Dane Cook iTunes comments pointed her to the show
  • — Bring Me A Fucking Lollipop: Marga talks about her trip to the bank and ways she almost burned down her temporary New York home
  • — Pound: Marga has been celibate for 7 years, depending on what your definition of sex is, and wrote a one-person show about it (featuring lots of fisting)
  • — We Need Tax Breaks For Single People: Even though gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states, Marga will never get married. The Boy Scouts of America will soon allow gay troop leaders into its organization.
  • — Speak Up Or Shut Up: Whoopi Goldberg, Marga’s old friend, is starting to change her tune on Bill Cosby because she didn’t know what a statute of limitations was
  • — We Can All Be Redskins Now: A federal judge ordered the cancellation of the Washington Redskins’ trademark, because of how potentially offensive its name could be to Native Americans
  • — Turnover: Former NFL star and sports analyst Donovan McNabb was dropped by FOX Sports and NBC Sports after getting drunk and crashing his car
  • — Oooooh, Ahhhhh: 2 men killed themselves in separate incidents after launching fireworks off of their chest and head
  • — Milkshitter: The notorious boss of the Sinaloa drug cartel boss escaped from prison in Mexico, and now his sights are set on Donald Trump. Many illegal immigrants were found to be working on the construction of Trump's new hotel.
  • — You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do: Paula Deen tweeted a picture of her and her son (in brownface) as Lucille Ball and Ricky Ricardo
  • — 0 Cents: After being sued for $5 million for illegally posting a sex tape on his website, 50 Cent is now bankrupt
  • — It's Really Not Looking Good: Ex-Subway founder and former adult porn rental kingpin Jared Fogle hasn't been arrested but he has been in hiding since the Feds raided his home for child porn. A former friend of Jared's claimed he told her on multiple occasions that 'middle school girls are hot.' Jared's cameo in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No was cancelled, but Anthony Weiner is still set to appear.
  • — What A Mess: Eric Garner's family received $5,900,000 in a settlement, but the cop responsible is not in jail and trying to return to the streets. An NYPD sergeant has been suspended after throwing semen on a female coworker he liked.

Guests

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Pictures

Marga Gomez
Marga Gomez

Marga in Sphere
Marga in Sphere

Dane Cook
Dane Cook

Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Bing Crosby
Bing Crosby
Jill Scott
Jill Scott
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Roman Polanski
Roman Polanski
Charles Nelson Reilly
Charles Nelson Reilly

Roger Goodell
Roger Goodell
Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán
Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Paula Deen with her son Bobby
Paula Deen with her son Bobby
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
50 Cent
50 Cent
Rick Ross
Rick Ross
The sex tape that took down 50 Cent
The sex tape that took down 50 Cent
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle
Big Mike
Big Mike
Lenny Marcus
Lenny Marcus

Anthony Weiner in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
Anthony Weiner in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
Penn and Teller
Penn and Teller
The death of Eric Garner
The death of Eric Garner
Natalie Dickinson
Natalie Dickinson

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