KATG 2717: Just One More!

with Joanna Shaw Flamm – Fitness, nutrition, and medicine liars; man fails robbing Baskin-Robbins; President Trump’s latest offensive tweets; Juggalos invade Washington D.C.; Cathryn’s housewarming party; Anthony Weiner’s jail time; Ted Cruz clicks the LIKE button on 3-way porn; Martin Shkreli’s bail offer revoked for putting a bounty of Hillary Clinton’s head; 2017 Emmys; Trypophobia; Gene Simmons’ $50,000 box set September 19, 2017

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— Your Test Results Tell A Different Story: Ray DeVito downplays his drinking to his doctor as he explains his seizures
— Emotional Eating: Joanna Shaw Flamm, who has a podcast about fitness and nutrition, is in studio
— What IS Dying?: Chemda has had a cold for a week. Keith roasts her for not properly taking medicine.
— Keith “Drawer-Slam” Malley: A man ordered an ice cream cone at a Baskin-Robbins, tried to rob the store while still holding the cone, reached for the cash register, and then an employee slammed the drawer on his hand. The thief ran away without money or ice cream.
— Everybody’s Favorite Segment: Keith reads out some of the recent tweets from President Trump, including a gif he reposted of him hitting Hillary Clinton with a golf ball
— White Dude Convention: Thousands of Juggalos came to Washington D.C. to protest the FBI labeling them a gang. Coincidentally, hundreds of Trump supporters were there at the same time.
— I Closed A Cabinet Door And I Thought Of You: Chemda went to Cathryn’s housewarming party
— Maybe It Was Me: Former congressman Anthony Weiner will serve time for engaging sexually with a 15-year-old girl
— Doth Protesting Too Much: Ted Cruz liked a porn video on Twitter. He claims it was a member of his staff who clicked the video and made an honest mistake.
— The Final Straw: While awaiting sentencing, Martin Shkreli offered his Facebook followers $5,000 to grab a strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair during her book tour, prompting a federal judge to revoke the $5,000,000 bail offer and send him directly to jail
— Emmy Roundup: The gang reviews the 2017 Emmys including Sean Spicer’s appearance; Trump bashings, Nicole Kidman’s snubbing of 2 of her 4 children, and the worst-dressed ladies
— 5% Of The World: Jennifer Andresen saw an advertisement for this season's American Horror Story on the side of a New York taxi and had to pull her car over because she was having a panic attack. Andresen has Trypophobia, an intense and irrational fear of small holes and clusters of circles and bumps. Rae Sanni had a Trypophobia attack on My Name Is Keith.
— The Vault: KISS legend Gene Simmons has unveiled the biggest box set in history called The Vault. The set will cost $2,000, includes 10 CDs featuring 150 unreleased songs, and will be hand-delivered by Simmons for $50,000.

Guests

Joanna Shaw Flamm

Pictures

Joanna Shaw Flamm

Juggalos protesting in Washington D.C.

The 15-year-old Anthony Weiner was sexually engaging

Anthony's weiner. And son.

Anthony with Huma Abedin

Senator Ted Cruz

Martin Shkreli

Emmy host Stephen Colbert

Sean Spicer at the Emmys

Melissa McCarthy's reaction

Melissa's Spicer impression on SNL

James Corden backstage

Nicole Kidman

Ann Dowd

Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda

Vanessa Bayer

Sarah Hyland

Shannon Purser

American Horror Story ads that trigger Trypophobia

Rae Sanni, who suffers from Trypophobia

Gene Simmons

KATG 2716: mother!

with Ray DeVito and Andrea Allan – Keith’s drinking buddies and his final night drinking; drinking and seizures; cursing caught on network TV; Dallas Cowboys mass shooting; Tinder date gets stuck in window retrieving feces; Ray’s dating life; getting caught masturbating; renting a sex doll; American Assassin and mother! reviewed; Kevin Hart admits infidelity to his pregnant wife; Rebel Wilson wins $3.6 million defamation lawsuit against Woman’s Day September 18, 2017

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— RIP Keith’s Fun Personality: Ray Devito, who used to be Keith’s drinking buddy, is in studio
— Keith’s Ambulance: Ray recounts his side of the experience when Keith fell down drunk and Ray had to carry him out of a bar
— AA’s Not My Vibe: Ray wrestles with the idea of quitting drinking, and he talks about his experience going to AA
— Seizures Are A Great Bit: Ray discusses his seizures
— Keepin’ It Classy: The gang talks about how great it is when people are caught cursing on network television
— Take A Shot: A gunman shoots up a Dallas Cowboys watch party
— Get Your Shit Together: A woman got stuck trying to retrieve poop that she tried to throw out of a Tinder date’s window. Yadda yadda yadda she got stuck in the window.
— Smart Moves, Ray: Ray gives us an update on his sex and dating life
— Today’s Your Day: Ray recounts when a new roommate masturbated completely naked in their living room
— Ejaculate Is The Best Case Scenario: A Chinese company launched a share-a-sex-doll app which allows people to rent a fuck-doll for $45 a day
— That’s The Beauty Of Fuck Me: Keith reviews the movies American Assassin and mother! Keith believes mother! should win the 2017 Razzie award for Worst Picture.
— I’m Not Perfect: Kevin Hart announced publically that he recently had an affair with an Instagram model who tried to blackmail him for $10,000,000 while his wife was pregnant with his third child
— She’s No Jennifer Aniston: Actress Rebel Wilson has been awarded $3,600,000 by an Australian court after it found Woman’s Day guilty of defamation

Guests

Andrea Allan

Ray DeVito

Pictures

Ray DeVito

Spencer James Hight, the gunman who shot up the football watch party

Tinder's finest poop diver

Well this is awkward

Mike Storck, Ray's old roommate and living room masturbator

The rentable Chinese sex dolls

mother!

Kevin Hart and his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish

Monique “Momo” Gonzalez aka not Kevin Hart's wife

Rebel Wilson

KATG 2715: Pack Your Bags

with Tracey Carnazzo – OCD; the iPhone X’s facial recognition; face injections; how not to get caught cheating; catcalling and marriage proposals; Chemda, the worst surprise giver ever; Teen Mom September 17, 2017

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— She’s A Mess: Tracey Carnazzo, who suffers from OCD and is barely keeping it together, is in studio
— Just Text Me Cash: The new iPhone has face recognition software. The NSA gives it 5 stars.
— Mashed Potatoes In Your Face: Tracy had fillers injected under her eyes
— Cheating Number One: Tracy gives an update on her interactions with her ex that she called out on Chemda’s What’s My Name show
— The Rules Of Cheating: Tracy explains how she cheated in the past, and she informs the gang how to not get caught
— Another Day, Another Blunt: Chemda recounts her recent catcalling incidents and marriage proposals
— Do You Know Anne?: Chemda explains completely failing to surprise Hennessy with a weekend trip to Rockaway Beach
— 5 Of Them Are Whores: Tracy has a podcast where she comments on the TV show Teen Mom

Guests

Tracey Carnazzo

Pictures

Tracey Carnazzo

The newest iPhone

The miracle of face filler

Chemda and Hennessy

The surfboard

Rockaway Beach

The bungalow

Anne's surprise snacks

Celebrate good times!

Hennessy hitting the waves

Tracey's podcast covering Teen Mom

KATG 2714: It Was Bad

with Tyler Snodgrass and Danii Gallegos – Florida residents shoot the hurricane; It reviewed and Stephen King's child gang-bang examined; frat boys kidnapping; man caught masturbating watching The Emoji Movie; Sofia Vergara's battle over her eggs; the highest paid actors in Hollywood; Netflix's weed strains; chef with cancer diagnosis kills friend who introduced him to cigarettes; sober people drinking by accident; Hillary Clinton's new book; fantasy football updates; blind football players and humiliating losses; Keith's 25th high school reunion cancelled September 15, 2017

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— All Of Shannon Noll’s Friends: Tyler Snodgrass and Danii Gallegos, who co-produce a podcast with Shannon Noll, are in studio
— Shoot At The Wind: Amid the hurricane in Florida, police warn people not to shoot at the storm as way to send it away after a Facebook event titled Shoot at Hurricane Irma garnered 54,000 replies of interest
— From The Perverted Mind Of Stephen King: Keith gives a very animated review of the movie It. He also reads some of the passages from the book It where the 10-year-olds participate in an gang-bang.
— We Still Love You?: Tyler and Danii had a friend drunkenly confess to them that he took somebody hostage with some of his fraternity brothers
— Sexing Up The Kiss Face: Abraham Parnes, 43, has been charged with lewdness after a mom reported he was masturbating in the back of the theater during a screening of The Emoji Movie
— Custody Battle: Sofia Vergara is making sure her ex-fiancé Nick Loeb can't use her frozen eggs without her written consent
— Highest Paid Men In Hollywood: Forbes came out with a list of the highest paid actors of 2017
— Netflix And Super Chill: Netflix is legitimately in the marijuana business
— Hot Headed: Indian Chef Mustakeem Ahmad was so mad about his throat cancer diagnosis that he shot his friend who introduced him to cigarettes
— Bikinis And Martinis: Keith accidentally drank whisky
— Getting Political: Hillary Clinton is releasing a book titled What Happened which details her experience losing to Trump in the 2016 election
— The King Of Shit Talking: Keith gives an update on his fantasy football ass-kicking
— The Blind Side: The University of Southern California has a long snapper on their football team named Jake Olson who is legally blind
— Crushed: The Saint John’s Johnnies football team beat St. Scholastica 98-0 by scoring 4 touchdowns in the first quarter, 5 in the second, 3 in the third, and 2 in the fourth
— We Have Been Organizing It For Years: Keith reads a sassy message from one of his high school classmates who cancelled their 25th year reunion

Guests

Danii Gallegos

Tyler Snodgrass

Pictures

Tyler Snodgrass

Danii Gallegos

Floridian police explain to residents why they should not, in fact, shoot Hurricane Irma in order to blow it out of the sky

And awaaaay we go!

Flood-proof shoes

Empty store shelves due to the arriving hurricane, save for the healthy alternatives

Sofia Vergara and her ex-fiancé/egg lover Nick Loeb

Netflix's custom weed strains

FRIED TEQUILA SHOTS?!!!

Hillary Clinton and her new book

Cathryn and Best Self win Build a Bigger Business

Jake Olson, the legally blind football player

KATG 2713: Keep Coming

with Hennessy – Hennessy’s slavery-inspired birthday; relationship boundaries; the ins and outs of AA; Phantom Phallus Syndrome and testosterone shots; woman makes 15 false rape claims in 3 years; dinged vehicle update; sex on a golf course September 13, 2017

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— Happy Birthday: Hennessy, whose birthday we are celebrating in studio, is here to party!
— Feeling Out The Room: Hennessy talks about his struggle understanding personal boundaries and what he does to actively work on improving
— Have A Milkshake On Me: Hennessy attends an AA meeting that is filled with blue collar guys. Keith asks one of the blue collar gentleman questions about AA and sobriety.
— Phantom Phallus Syndrome: Hennessy explains how he feels the sensation of having a penis and talks in general about feeling uncomfortable in his body and how that manifests in his personality
— Faint Of Heart: Hennessy gives an update on his weekly testosterone shots
— Reverse Cosby: British woman Jemma Beale, who made up bogus rape and sex assault claims against 15 men in 3 years, has been jailed for 10 years
— Technically It’s $700: Hennessy gives an update on the dinged vehicle incident and talks about how he struggles with being accountable and honest
— Narcs Ruin Everything: South Carolina couple Dakota Payne and Kiernan Hennessey were busted on a golf course for having sex near the 8th hole

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Hennessy

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Hennessy

Love birds

Happy Birthday, Henny!

The balloon in the ceiling fan action shot

Lenore and Jessica paint Hennessy

Anne Whitman photographs Hennessy

15-time rape accuser Jemma Beale

Golf course enthusiasts Dakota Payne and Kiernan Hennessey

KATG 2712: Fashion Victim

with Shannon Noll and Andrea Allan – Gender queer; shoplifting; podcast professionalism; sobriety and edibles; Google maps for indoors; Kendall Jenner named Fashion Icon of the Decade; sex in relationships; triple talaq; smarter people curse and walk naked in their homes; Germany’s laws against Nazi symbolism; ghosts September 12, 2017

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— Not Fuckin’ Around: Shannon Noll, the host of the We Still Like You podcast, is in studio
— Is Zee Too Much?: Shannon is gender queer and identifies as “they”
— Can Anybody Stop Me?: 30% of the audience has been caught shoplifting
— Let’s Have Those Hamster Things!: Keith roasts Chemda for the orchestra of cup noises she makes in the mic while recording
— Dead Sober: Shannon kicked their Adderall habit and then their drinking habit shortly after. They weigh in on Keith’s sobriety and his use of edibles to relax at night.
— Lost When I Turn A Corner: Google maps is releasing a new add-on where they have maps of the insides of buildings
— The Devil Wears Prada: Kendall Jenner was given the Fashion Icon of the Decade award at the Daily Front Row's Fashion Media Awards. Andrea Allan comes on mic as KATG’s resident fashionista.
— Bed Death: Recent studies say 14% of Americans have sex a few times a week. The gang talks about sex declining during relationships. Shannon weighs in with their experiences sleeping with both men and women
— Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice: Triple talaq, as it is commonly called, is an Islamic practice where a man divorces a woman by saying the word ‘talaq,’ the Arabic word for divorce, 3 times in a row. The country is deliberating over if the practice should stay law.
— Smart As Fuck: Studies have shown that smarter people are more likely to swear and walk around their homes naked
— For Shits and Giggles: Canadian construction worker Keith Lipiec was fired from his job for flying the Confederate flag at his job site as a joke. Keith reads the specific laws that Germany uses to condemn Nazi symbolism.

Guests

Andrea Allan

Shannon Noll

Pictures

Shannon Noll

Chemda's new sippy cup

The indoor Google maps

Kendall Jenner, Fashion Icon of the Decade

Meryl Streep portraying Anne Wintour

Anna Wintour

The cerulean sweater in The Devil Wears Prada

Fired jokester Keith Lipiec

KATG 2711: Separation Anxiety

with Sean Donnelly – Chemda’s health update; Sean’s marriage separation; being a doorman in NYC; drunk fights; Rick Flair healthier after bowel removal September 11, 2017

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— Welcome Back: Sean Donnelly, who hasn’t been in the studio since 2011, is back, baby!
— Healthy and Happy: Chemda gives an update on her health and post-tumor lifestyle
— It’s The Universe: The last time Sean was here he was about to get married. Today he is coming out about his separation.
— When One Door Closes: Sean explains the ins and outs of being a doorman in NYC
— I’ll Fight You, Old Man: Sean got into physical fights as a heavy drinker
— You Only Have 7 Wooos Left: Rick Flair was hospitalized for intestinal blockage and part of his bowel was removed. He released a video statement to his fans saying that he is still alive.

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Sean Donnelly

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Sean Donnelly

Ric Flair

Woooooo!

KATG 2710: Ghost Stories

with Chewy May and Andrea Allan – Texting and sending money in an alcoholic blackout; Hollywood’s whitewashing; It’s spooky promotion; scary movies, haunted houses, and real ghosts September 7, 2017

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— Short For Chewbacca?: Chewy May, who goes by her Chinese name when on stage, is in studio
— Mini-Bottoms: When Chewy is drunk she texts her exes and sends them large sums of money while blacked out as apologies for them having dated her
— Check Your Privilege: Andrea Allan joins the gang to explain the situation of Hollywood whitewashing otherwise foreign roles
— Follow The Balloon, Kids: In Sydney, Australia, they are tying red balloons to storm drains and spray-painting messages next to the drains as promotion for the screening of the movie It
— No Basements And No Showers: Andrea reveals just how much she’s afraid of horror movies, demonic possessions, and haunted houses. Keith tries to understand it as somebody who doesn’t believe in paranormal activity of any kind.

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Andrea Allan

Chewy May

Pictures

Chewy May

The worlds exciting offerings!

Scarlett Johansson

The clown from It and his child luring techniques

The guerilla marketing of It

The finest ball powder

The Excorcist

The Conjuring

The Conjuring 2

Chris Iacono

KATG 2709: Chip Committed

with Libby Phillips – The dangers of the Sniff ‘n Drink technique; AA; the most shocking KATG episode ever; movie remakes with the opposite sex; taking drugs to stop drinking; man literally runs into Burning Man; KATG Polls; being late; laugh-stifling; Keith’s money-making football ideas; Roxxxy the emotional sex robot; Trump pledges $1 million to Hurricane Harvey relief, doesn’t deliver; Hurricane Irma; 13-year-old mayor; harassment and the legality of Nazi symbolism September 7, 2017

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— Who Books This? Libby Phillips, KATG booker extraordinaire, is in studio
— Tripping In A Vat Of Vodka: Libby discusses her close calls with drinking alcohol by accident and why she can’t do her patented sniff ‘n drink technique anymore
— Curtains Made Of Chips: Keith is planning to go to AA so he can collect all the sobriety chips. Chemda and Libby discuss their experiences going to anonymous meetings
— Best Of The Worst: Libby polled the audience to see what was the most shocking episode in KATG history
— The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Pants: The gang discusses recent movie remakes with female cast members
— Stoned Cold Sober: Keith has been enjoying weed edibles. The gang discusses doing drugs while abstaining from drinking
— Literal Burning Man: Aaron Joel Mitchell ran through security at the Burning Man festival and threw himself into The Burning Man
— Audience Of Liars: 25% of listeners admit they are alcoholics; 18% say they will go to an anonymous meeting because of KATG; 56% say they are always on time
— The Late Window: Libby addresses comments about her on What’s Up, A? and how she deals with her constantly late friends
— You Stole My Laugh: Libby has started to stifle her laugh because KATG listeners said they hate it. She is seeing somebody new who is bothered by her laugh as well.
— Back To Football: Keith, who won second place in Nick Turner's football pick ‘em league last year, is rejoining the fray. He is also on Year 2 of his brilliant money-making Steelers-winning-the-Super-Bowl genius idea.
— There’s A Black Mirror Episode About That: The company True Companion has released a sex robot named Roxxxy specifically for grieving widowers
— Bankrupt Billionaire: Donald Trump has pledged to donate $1,000,000 to the victims of Hurricane Harvey, though he has yet to do it. The gang talks about Trump’s history of lying about charitable contributions and the success of his business ventures.
— Hurricane Sweet Tits: Hurricane Irma is now a category 5 storm and its death toll is rising as it moves through the Caribbean toward Florida. Libby points out that historically storms with female names do more damage because people take them less seriously.
— Practical But Progressive: 13-year-old Ethan Sonneborn is running for governor of Vermont
— From The Guy Who Brought You Nazi Flags: Neal Milano, the condo owner who covered his lobby with Nazi and Confederate Flags, is being investigated for stalking and harassing a female tenant in his building. The gang debates whether or not we could effectively legally ban Nazi symbolism.

Guests

Libby Phillips

Pictures

Libby Phillips

Gotta catch'em all

Keith's game bar, just so

Keith's spices, just so

Keith's candies, just so

Can't wait for the all-male reboot

Burning Man

Aaron Joel Mitchell

Aaron Joel Mitchell running into the Burning Man

aka Libby

Roxxxy, helping this man grieve

Hurricane Irma, the size of Ohio

Irma in the Carribean

Mayorial hoperful Ethan Sonneborn

Nazi sympathizer, harrasser, and assaulter Neal Milano

KATG 2708: Funny People

with Eddie Brill – Panic; booking the Late Show with David Letterman; reading lips; accidental joke thievery; sex, drugs, and comedy in the ‘80s; Eddie’s media frenzy over sexism in show business September 5, 2017

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— Living Legend: Eddie Brill, who has been in the game forever, is in studio
— Google Malley: The gang talks about the stupid moves we make when we're flustered and panicked
— A Booker And A Comic: Eddie discusses his career as a comedian as well as a booker/mentor at clubs and on Late Show with David Letterman
— Brooklyn Born, Florida Raised: Eddie discusses his early childhood and family life
— Read Between The Lips: Eddie was hard of hearing when he was a kid, and he learned to read lips
— I Wrote That Too, George: Eddie discusses writing original material despite watching thousands of set tapes every year
— The Kinison Years: Eddie reminisces about his years doing hard drugs and partying in L.A. during the comedy boom at the Comedy Store
— Women Aren’t Funny: Eddie explains how he was misquoted and turned into a scapegoat because of an interview he did with The New York Times regarding the lack of female comedians on the Letterman show

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Eddie Brill

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Eddie Brill

Eddie and David Letterman

George Carlin

The Comedy Store

Sam Kinison

Sam's sweetheart

Roseanne Barr

Robert Schimmel

Johnny Carson

Karen Rontowski

Paula Poundstone

Louis C.K.

Lord of the Flies

Ghostbusters

Jerry Lewis

Jen Kirkman

Barry Katz

Carol Burnett

Carmen Lynch

Bonnie McFarlane

Aparna Nancherla

Stephanie Birkitt, Letterman's mistress

Jake Johannsen

Janeane Garofalo

Amy Schumer and Anthony Jeselnik

Lizz Winstead

Ron White

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