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KATG 2904: Kids w/ Carmen Lynch

Joining an already made family; America's Got Talent; 5-year-old son calls police over dad's traffic infraction; public outrage over Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande and Katharine McPhee/David Foster; How to stop burying people alive; Sacha Baron Cohen's Who Is America? July 17, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Best Friend Intel: We have Carmen Lynch in studio, who happens to be best friends with Keith’s new girlfriend, and she's giving him advice on how to date somebody with a child or 3
  • — Carmen’s Got Talent: Carmen is currently competing on America's Got Talent
  • — Snitch Bitch: Father Mike Richardson turned right on a red light, and his 5-year-old son Robbie called the police on him for his driving infraction
  • — They Actually Have An Opinion: People are outraged because comedian Pete Davidson gave his bride to be Ariana Grande his late father’s FDNY badge. Meanwhile, people are writing singer Katharine McPhee in anger over marrying David Foster, a composer who is twice her age that was married multiple times
  • — The Death Room: A South African woman was pronounced dead after a crash and placed inside a mortuary freezer. It turns out that she wasn’t dead after all.
  • — 'Merica: Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has a new show called Who Is America? where he goes undercover and interviews powerful political figures

Guests

Carmen LynchCarmen Lynch

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Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
Carmen on America's Got Talent
Carmen on America's Got Talent
Robbie the child narc
Robbie the child narc
 Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and the FDNY badge
Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and the FDNY badge
Katharine McPhee and fiancé David Foster
Katharine McPhee and fiancé David Foster
Sacha Baron Cohen in Who Is America?
Sacha Baron Cohen in Who Is America?
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Dick Cheney signing a waterboard kit
Dick Cheney signing a waterboard kit

KATG 2903: In Memory of Ralphie May w/ Lahna Turner

Keith's Dad's gift; comedian Ralphie May's widow on their relationship, their children, his death, hangers-on, and moving on July 17, 2018

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  • — Grateful: Lahna Turner, who is celebrating her birthday while being grateful for every day, is in studio
  • — Present In The Mail: Keith’s father sent him the book The Case for Christ to try and get him back into Catholicism. The book was made into a movie that got a Rotten Tomatoes score of 52% from critics and 79% from audiences.
  • — The Life And Death Of Ralphie May: Lahna was married to, and has 2 children with, the late comedian Ralphie May. She discusses their marriage, their kids, and their hangers-on.
  • — Diagnosing Me: Lahna discusses her problems with enabling and moving on with her life. She's newly single.

Guests

Lahna TurnerLahna Turner

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Lahna Turner
Lahna Turner


The May family
The May family

KATG 2902: Be Prepared w/ Mike Lawrence

The Thai boys, Elon Musk, and Aquaman; Jaoquin Pheonix as The Joker; The World Cup and dives; Ant-Man and the Wasp and Skyscraper reviewed; heat vs. your brain; Henry Cavill, the fuckin' mustache, and his dumb #MeToo opinions; Scarlett Johansson playing a transgender man; Papa John, racist; the parental voice in your head; e-sports on network TV July 16, 2018

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  • — Fantasy Superhero League: Mike Lawrence is in studio giving his take on the Thai boys' rescue mission and which superhero would have done the best job saving their lives
  • — He’s Not Dead?: Joaquin Pheonix will be playing the role of The Joker in a new movie about the character's origin
  • — It’s Laughable: France won the World Cup with a 4 - 2 victory against Croatia. The gang talks about the ridiculousness of dives and the eloquence of athletes.
  • — There’s Rules: Keith and Mike review Ant-Man and the Wasp and Skyscraper. The gang discusses if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is good at his job.
  • — Hot And Bothered: A Harvard study shows that hotter weather makes people temporarily stupider
  • — The Show Must Go On: Henry Cavill, the star of Mission: Impossible – Fallout, has the mustache in this movie that was CGI’d out when he played Superman. The gang discusses the behind the scenes of the shooting and re-shooting of Justice League.
  • — A Man Chasing A Woman: Henry Cavill received major backlash after his ignorant comments about the #MeToo movement appeared in a GQ interview
  • — Backlash Experts: Scarlett Johansson has opted out of playing the role inspired by the true story of a transgender man in the upcoming film Rub & Tug
  • — Papa, Can You Hear Me?: John Schnatter, the founder of Papa John’s Pizza, has been removed as the face of Papa John's after he publicly used the N-word during a business phone call
  • — The Voice: The result of the poll, “Does a parental voice in your head still affect your decision making?” was 50/50
  • — E-Athletes: Activision Blizzard, creators of the video game Overwatch, confirmed a multi-year agreement with ESPN, Disney, and ABC to bring the e-sports league to broadcast TV for the first time

Guests

Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

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Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
The Thai Cave Boys
The Thai Cave Boys
Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix
Serena Williams
Serena Williams
Angelique Kerber
Angelique Kerber
Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan
Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Henry Cavill and The mustache
Henry Cavill and The mustache
Henry Cavill's goofy Superman CGI'd mustache removal
Henry Cavill's goofy Superman CGI'd mustache removal
Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell
Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell
Papa John's John Schnatter
Papa John's John Schnatter
Lucie Pohl aka Mercy from Overwatch
Lucie Pohl aka Mercy from Overwatch
Mercy, top right
Mercy, top right

KATG 2901: More!

Dating, monogamy, and having over company; Keith’s sobriety update; the Thai cave children, the World Cup finals, and Croatians; the Emmy Awards has their first woman of Asian descent nominated for Lead Actress July 13, 2018

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The KATG YouTube channel
The KATG YouTube channel
Keith’s sponsor
Keith’s sponsor

England loses World Cup
England loses World Cup
Prediction Cat: Croatia vs. France
Prediction Cat: Croatia vs. France
Sandra Oh
Sandra Oh

KATG 2900: Subspace w/ Kevin Allison

Performing for your therapist; Risk! the book; dating much younger people July 11, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Kevin’s Opening Line: We have Kevin Allison, who's My Opening Line episode was a fan favorite, in studio
  • — Performing For The Therapist: Kevin went to therapy with his ex-husband at the end of their marriage. He discusses the end of the relationship and writing the story of their journey to read to the therapist for closure.
  • — Too Risky!: Kevin discusses the process of picking and not picking stories for his new book Risk! and the realization that family and their friends may come across this collection of scandalous stories
  • — Master: One of the stories in the Risk! book involves dominance and submission with a racially charged twist. Kevin discusses interviewing the storyteller Mollena Williams and recording the controversial audiobook version
  • — Nothing But A Number: Kevin discusses his feelings about dating much younger men and his emotional and physical ties to it

Guests

Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Kevin Allison
Kevin Allison

Mollena Williams
Mollena Williams

KATG 2899: Dipshit w/ Ophira Eisenberg

The trapped and rescued Thai soccer team; Stephen King vs. President Donald Trump; the plastic ban; Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's groping allegation; Fred Rogers' negative side; yesterday vs. today; fraternities; The World vs. America; Israel steals Iran's clouds; giving up on your dreams; the dangers of lawn mowers July 10, 2018

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  • — Happy Day: We have Ophira Eisenberg in the studio, and we are greeting her with the news that all the boys trapped in the cave in Thailand have been rescued
  • — He Has No Organ: The gang listens to audio of President Trump nonsensically bragging at a rally; meanwhile, author Stephen King warned the people of Britain that Trump is coming to visit, eloquently calling him a dipshit
  • — Paper Not Plastic: Major U.S. Corporations are banning plastic straws
  • — We Can’t Take It: Former BBC reporter Rose Knight came forward issuing a statement about Justin Trudeau groping her in a music festival in 2000
  • — Even Mr. Rogers: François Clemmons, a cast member on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, was asked to not go to gay bars and was persuaded to marry a woman to ensure the reputation of the show wasn’t damaged
  • — FBI Redacted Memo: The gang discusses how their old albums, stand-up routines, and podcasts would seem bigoted by today’s standards
  • — #YesAllFrats: The gang discusses how damaging and toxic fraternity culture is
  • — Talking To Americans: Ophira gives insight on how other countries, specifically Canada, view the United States
  • — A World Of Dummies: Iranian general Gholam Ridha Jalali has accused Israel of stealing his country's clouds to ravage Iran with a drought
  • — Rose-Colored Glasses: The poll results for “Have you given up on your dreams?” are 50/50
  • — Caution, Hot: In 2016, more than 86,000 adults and 4,500 children have been treated in the emergency room for injuries related to lawn mowers

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Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg
President Donald Trump
President Donald Trump
Wordsmith Stephen King
Wordsmith Stephen King
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Rogers
François Clemmons aka Officer Clemmons
François Clemmons aka Officer Clemmons

Rick Mercer
Rick Mercer
Iranian General Gholam Ridha Jalali
Iranian General Gholam Ridha Jalali

KATG 2898: Racy Relations w/ Usama Siddiquee

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin engaged; dating comedians; cultural backgrounds; preparing for the SATs; hardships; Ant-Man and the Wasp and The First Purge reviewed; Keith's soccer career, the World Cup finals, and the trapped Thai soccer team; cutting off a cheating penis July 9, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Coolest Or The Rapeyest: Usama Siddiquee is in the podcast studio giving his take on Keith’s album artwork
  • — Explain Style: Justin Bieber is engaged to model Hailey Baldwin. They were photographed wearing ridiculous overpriced clothing, and the gang discusses celebrity style and public beauty standards.
  • — Don't Shit Where You Eat: Usama explains why he doesn't sleep with his female peers that he considers his comedic equals, and Andrea Allan comes on mic to give her take on their relationship
  • — So Sari: Usama and Chemda discuss the traditionalism and contradictions in their cultural backgrounds
  • — Network Of Moms: As side hustles, Usama used to deliver food and now tutors rich kids to prepare them for the SATs
  • — The Struggle: Usama discusses his decision to pass on medical school and the hardships that occurred in the last 4 years since moving to NYC
  • — The Greatest Relief: The gang discusses Mr. Rogers' kindness, Ant-Man and the Wasp's ridiculousness, The First Purge's stupidity, and the joys of MoviePass
  • — In It For The Orange Wedges: The gang goes over the World Cup finals and the saving of the Thai soccer team
  • — Thai Noodle: Karuna Sanusan of Thailand caught her husband Siripan cheating on her, so she cut off his penis

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Usama Siddiquee
Usama Siddiquee
Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber
Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber
Leo and  the models
Leo and the models
Andrea, Usama's work wife?
Andrea, Usama's work wife?
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Rogers


The Thai boys
The Thai boys
Saman Gunan, the former Navy SEAL who died in rescue efforts
Saman Gunan, the former Navy SEAL who died in rescue efforts
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Karuna Sanusan
Karuna Sanusan
Siripan, without his penis
Siripan, without his penis

KATG 2897: Won't You Be My Neighbor? w/ Lucie Pohl

Apohlcalypse Now!, Magi with Michael Madsen and Stephen Baldwin; entertaining out-of-towners; Overwatch's Mercy; Three Identical Strangers reviewed; Keith's hateful encounter during the Mr. Rogers documentary; customer service gaslighting; Keith vs. The Locksmith July 8, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — A One Woman Show: We have Lucie Pohl in studio recounting the tumultuous relationship that she based her show Apohlcalypse Now! on
  • — Magi: Lucie starred alongside Michael Madsen and Stephen Baldwin in the horror movie Magi, and she shares the behind-the-scenes details
  • — Anti-Establishment: Lucie discusses her long-distance relationship of 4 years and what it's like having visitors over as a big city native
  • — Heroes Never Die: Lucie discusses meeting fans that recognize her as the character Mercy from the extremely popular video game Overwatch
  • — It’s Like The Joker: In the documentary Three Identical Strangers, there is a person interviewed who is clearly an evil antagonist. The gang discusses why these evil people decide to go on camera while not realizing how bad they'll come off.
  • — Make Believe: During a movie date, Keith encountered a couple that refused to move down one seat so that he could sit with his date during the Mr. Rogers documentary
  • — Tricksters: The gang discusses getting gaslit by customer service reps and refusing to back down
  • — I’ll Die Here: Keith had a showdown with a locksmith who tried to extort him

Guests

Lucie PohlLucie Pohl

Pictures

Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
Option #1
Option #1
Option #2
Option #2


Stephen Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin
Michael Madsen
Michael Madsen
Michael Madsen as Mr. Brown
Michael Madsen as Mr. Brown
Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink
Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink
Overwatch's Mercy
Overwatch's Mercy

The Triplets in Desperately Seeking Susan
The Triplets in Desperately Seeking Susan
The principle from Bully: When people don't know they're the bad guy
The principle from Bully: When people don't know they're the bad guy
I will not be your neighbor: The couple that refused to slide over
I will not be your neighbor: The couple that refused to slide over
Keith's look
Keith's look

KATG 2896: Independance Day w/ Matteo Lane

Life, love, and good carbonara; impressions: Evan Williams, Joe Machi, and Wendy Williams; London's Baby Trump blimp; Howard Stern's evolution; James Woods vs. his agent; Trump's deliberate grammar mistakes; top 10 smartest and dumbest states; Joey Chestnut vs. hotdogs; Ghost Adventures and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; Pride July 6, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Where Does The Muscle End?: Matteo Lane is in studio to talk about his life, his loving relationship, and good carbonara
  • — The Whole Gang Is Here: Matteo treats us to impressions of comedians Evan Williams and Joe Machi and well as celebrities Wendy Williams and Liza Minnelli
  • — Gasbag: A blimp parodying President Donald Trump as a diaper-wearing baby has been given the green light to fly over London as a protest of him visiting the U.K.
  • — Rebranded: Matteo discusses the evolution of Howard Stern and Stern’s take on Donald Trump’s reactions to constant public criticism
  • — America The Brave: Actor James Woods was let go by his manager, Ken Kaplan, because Kaplan felt unpatriotic supporting a bigot
  • — Actual Nazis vs. Grammar Nazis: President Trump took to Twitter to explain how any grammar mistakes he makes are deliberate. The gang discusses the reportedly 10 smartest and 10 dumbest states in the nation.
  • — New York’s Finest: Competitive eater Joey Chestnut downed 74 hot dogs in the Coney Island Fourth of July Hotdog Eating Contest, beating his already world record
  • — Skeletor Is Gay: Matteo loves to study Ghost Adventures and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
  • — I Worked At Michaels: Matteo gets overwhelmed with the Pride parade, explains how he spreads pride as a more reserved gay person, and talks about how growing up in the closet affected his mental health

Guests

Matteo LaneMatteo Lane

Pictures

Matteo Lane
Matteo Lane
Evan Williams, ex-Olive Garden admirerer
Evan Williams, ex-Olive Garden admirerer
Wendy Williams
Wendy Williams
Matteo's Wendy partner Nicole Byer
Matteo's Wendy partner Nicole Byer
Wendy Williams and her husband Kevin Hunter
Wendy Williams and her husband Kevin Hunter
Charlamagne tha God
Charlamagne tha God
Joe Machi, the nicest
Joe Machi, the nicest
Our Hero
Our Hero
London's Trump protest blimp
London's Trump protest blimp
Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London
Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London
Howard Stern
Howard Stern
James Woods
James Woods
Guess the State
Guess the State
Joey Chestnut
Joey Chestnut
Making America Great Again
Making America Great Again
Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli


Skeletor
Skeletor

KATG 2895: Funny and a Girl w/ Bonnie McFarlane

Working social media; being involved with kids from different families; Anthony Bourdain and his produced book: Bonnie's You're Better than Me; growing up poor and different belief systems within a family; female comedians and the #MeToo change; Red Dead Redemption and Bonnie's namesake July 5, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Queen B: Keith's love, Bonnie McFarlane, is in studio
  • — Who's Taking The Pictures?: The gang discusses the different ways to use social media platforms, and how exhausting and important and detrimental they are
  • — Comic Relief: Bonnie's husband Rich Vos has children from a previous marriage as well as their own. Bonnie discusses navigating the different family times.
  • — Conspiracy Theory: Anthony Bourdain’s publishing company put out Bonnie’s book You're Better than Me. She recounts her experiences with him and her thoughts on coping with depression.
  • — Only Tipped Once: Bonnie grew up in a rural town in Canada where she was given a cow as a gift for her 10th birthday. The gang discusses growing up poor and the differences between country and city upbringings.
  • — You Can Always Move Home, Son: The gang discusses growing up and dealing with different family belief systems
  • — Mirroring: Bonnie gives her perspective as a comedian and a woman before and during the #MeToo movement
  • — Tight White Top: Bonnie produced and hosted the roast of her husband, Rich Vos, which Keith and Chemda saw live. The gang discusses the very raw moments and jokes about Anthony Cumia being a racist.
  • — Sincerest Form Of Flattery: Bonnie is the namesake, and perhaps inspiration, for the female lead character in the video game Red Dead Redemption

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Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie's husband, comedian Rich Vos
Bonnie's husband, comedian Rich Vos
The late Anthony Bourdain
The late Anthony Bourdain

Roast Master Bonnie
Roast Master Bonnie
Anthony Cumia
Anthony Cumia
Gavin McInnes
Gavin McInnes

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