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KATG 3891: Keith’s Dad Forgives Him w/ Rojo Perez
Keith is forgiven! All the drama with Keith’s dad, KATG.com/DAD, and the world’s greatest catfishing saga has been rectified! The duo are father and son again! Rojo Perez, the opener to The Dad Emails book, joins Keith to discuss it all, as well as a love hormone spray to combat loneliness, hate mail, Kanye West’s swastika t-shirt, and Captain America: Brave New World.
February 14, 2025
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— Valentine’s Day and a love hormone spray to combat loneliness
— The new Trump American calendar
— KATG hate mail/Kanye West’s $20 swastika t-shirt makes him $2,000,000/Ye’s divorce
— Captain America: Brave New World baby spoilers
Guests
Rojo Perez
Pictures
The Boss, his emotional support human, and The President
Kanye West's $8 million Super Bowl commercial
Ye and the only thing that was at Yeezy.com
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/VIP
KATG 3890: Not Like Us (Fly, Eagles Fly) w/ Abbi Crutchfield
The hilarious Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith to discuss Super Bowl 2025. The duo covers it all from the New Orleans blowout to the rigged Puppy Bowl; from the commercials to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show; from Taylor Swift and Serena Williams to nazis Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Kanye West; and, from hosting parties to Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer. It’s game on, baby.
February 10, 2025
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— Apple Martin and hosting parties
— Super Bowl LIX feat. The Blowout, the rigged Puppy Bowl XXI, Kick of Destiny 3, the commercials, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, betting against friends, New Orleans, the Kendrick Lamar halftime show, and Taylor Swift & Serena Williams
— Donald Trump feat. fellow nazis Elon Musk and Kanye West
— Apple’s Sequoia 15.3 breaking your printer
Guests
Abbi Crutchfield
Pictures
Patrick Mahomes is just getting started
Travis Kelce
Taylor Swift getting booed: "What's going on?"
Bill Belichick (72) and Jordon Hudson (24) - (This is picture is real)
Kendrick Lamar singing: "Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young."
Drake
Fly, Eagles Fly!
Keith burning computer printers (also real)
KATG 3889: Make Movies Shorter w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod and Karen Morrow help Keith cover everything that’s been going on in his mind, from construction woes to the end of the world. The trio discusses Donald Trump’s latest executive orders, Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults, Keith trying to play VR mini golf with strangers, the 67th Grammy Awards, and the Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision. It’s a rollercoaster of laughter and tears.
February 4, 2025
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— Keith’s recordings vs. construction woes
— Today’s Sponsor: Sherry’s Berries
— Minimum Rage/Starbucks’s new panic buttons/CVS’s unlocking app
— Donald Trump’s latest executive orders/Super Bowl LIX and Ravens kicker Justin Tucker’s sexual assaults
— Sean “Diddy” Combs’s even newer sexual assault allegations show abuse went on for easily 2 decades
— MAKE! MOVIES! SHORTER!
— Keith tries playing VR mini golf with strangers
— 67th Grammy Awards
— The Black Hawk/American Airlines regional jet deadly midair collision
— CHU & A 180: Coasting revelations
Guests
Karen Morrow
Rod Morrow
Pictures
Temple University Eagles fan Tyler Sabapathy, RIP
Ravens sexual assaulter Justin Tucker
Walkabout Mini Golf VR
Kendrick Lamar
KATG.com/GilbertGottfried
KATG 3888: Behind the Data w/ Andrea Jones-Rooy
New guest and data scientist Dr. Andrea Jones-Rooy shares the science behind our lives in regard to topics such as politics, crime, movies, our personal computer algorithms, and more. Andrea and Keith also discuss listener colonoscopies, Donald Trump ending your government support, Super Bowl LIX, and the 97th Academy Awards.
January 28, 2025
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— NYC’s 5-day record of no shootings
— Listener colonoscopies
— Super Bowl LIX
— Donald Trump dismantling your government support
— 2025 Oscar nominations
Guests
Andrea Jones-Rooy
KATG 3887: Watch the Throne aka Calling All Assholes (Keith’s Colonoscopy) w/ Carrie Gravenson
Keith got his colonoscopy and he’s here to give the REAL story on preparation and procedure. Find out what REALLY goes down. The great Carrie Gravenson joins in to share her experience and what it’s like to pick up a “post-sedated, hungry, gassy Keith”. The duo also discusses new California wildfires as well as firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting. Also: Keith’s landlord has Keith’s first book, and Keith and Carrie cover the 2025 Razzie Awards.
January 23, 2025
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— L.A. wildfires: firenados, fake firemen, looting, and private protecting
— Keith’s colonoscopy: Prep
— Keith’s landlord to learn about Sugar Walls
— Donald Trump’s sweeping changes to America
— Keith’s colonoscopy: Game Day
— The 2025 Razzie Awards
Guests
Carrie Gravenson
Pictures
Carrie's asshole earrings
KATG 3886: Inauguration 2025 w/ Rod and Karen Morrow
It’s President Trump: Take 2 feat. Elon Musk handing out Nazi salutes. Rod and Karen Morrow join Keith to discuss Keith’s solo episode Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass as well as President #47’s speech to turn this failing country around.
January 20, 2025
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— Remembering Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass and Newsy’s rehabilitation
— Today’s Sponsor: The U.S. Post Office
— Minimum Rage
— Keith’s upcoming medical procedures
— TikTok tricks and Trumpcoin
— Trump’s 2025 inaugural address
— Dave Chappelle’s (ballsy) monologue on SNL
Guests
Karen Morrow
Rod Morrow
Pictures
Elon Musk celebrating Donald Trump
KATG 3885: Mr. and Mrs. Dumbass
Keith’s here to talk about our dumb world: the woman who went in an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted in her ass, Gen Z not understanding lightbulbs and newspapers, Keith finally seeing the second half of Smile 2 (review sponsored by Paramount+), and the woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt to the tune of a divorce and $855,000. Keith also discusses other maroons that include Jerry Springer guests and Drake. Go Steele - WHAT? Shit.
January 17, 2025
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Show Notes
— The Hellos feat. Snikki
— 23-year-old woman enters an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inside her/Gen Z vs. lightbulbs and newspapers
— The second half of Smile 2 review
— Woman scammed by Fake Brad Pitt dumps her husband and loses $855,000
— Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action review
— The Apprentice (Donald Trump biopic) and Nightbitch (dog-mom biopic) reviews
— NFL Playoffs 2025 - The final 8
— OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue fucked 1,057 men in 12 hours
— Drake sues Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar calling him a certifiable pedophile
Pictures
Snikki's Lil 'rona
Don't Touch?
The Demon in Smile and Smile 2
Brad Pitt (left) and Anne (right)
Anne (left) and probably not Brad Pitt (right)
The Steelers' Mike Tomlin
Bonnie Blue, champeen
Supreme Court Justice Judge Alito
Not Like Us
KATG 3884: Over the Bus w/ Myq Kaplan
It’s the hilarious and KATG-prolific Myq Kaplan! The duo discusses Justy Dodge’s ring update and relatable shocking things, such as L.A. wildfires and NYC’s congestion pricing. They also discuss the UFC’s Dana White being hired to Meta’s (Instagram, Facebook) board of directors. Keith and Myq also discuss Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes as well as the Steelers long hard road to the Super Bowl.
January 10, 2025
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Show Notes
— Justy Dodge’s ring update!!!
— L.A. wildfires
— NYC’s congestion pricing
— Meta hires UFC’s Dana White as a board of director
— Nikki Glaser and 2025’s Golden Globes
— The long hard road to the Super Bowl
Guests
Myq Kaplan
Pictures
Justy Dodge's ring!!!
"This ain't no disco ... "
" ... This is L.A."
Meta pals
Nikki Glaser
Liz's Golden Globes score keeping ...
... not even important
KATG 3883: Floral Estrangements w/ Rebecca Fishbein
New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggressively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca’s past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate.
January 5, 2025
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Guests
Rebecca Fishbein
Pictures
Keith gave Liz these "and then some other shit"
RIP
Winner winner chicken dinner
NYC's new Congestion Pricing
Jensen Ackles
Jensen in The Boys and Supernatural
KATG 3882: The Ring Two w/ Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge is back for the follow-up to her potential holiday promise/engagement ring and the dog she’s trying to save as well as to help discuss Keith and Liz’s Christmas, a new card from Keith’s dad, and your phone listening to your thoughts at this very moment.
January 4, 2025
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Show Notes
— Justy Dodge updates: The Christmas Ring, the abused dog, her boyfriend’s hypochondria, and not being able to breathe
— Keith and Liz’s Christmas 2024 feat. her daughter
— Keith’s dad’s 2024 Christmas card to Keith
— Killing a crowd with your car and the bombed Cybertruck outside of a Trump building
— Donald Trump’s Christmas message and his collection of other countries
— Matt Gaetz’s House Ethics report
— The NYC subway fire attack and uncaring cops
— UnitedHealthcare and Luigi Mangione
— Apple’s $95 million cash lawsuit over Siri violating users’ privacy
— Netflix’s Torching 2024
Guests
Justy Dodge
Pictures
Seriously, All Rights Reserved
THIS IS REAL
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