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KATG 2053: Unnecessary Roughness

With Chris Iacono – Tattooing your penis; Colorado and her marijuana; deleting the free U2 album; Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson updates; how to deal with police; Urban Outfitters’ Kent State sweatshirt; Miss America; Bruce Willis’ daughters pose erotically; Lindsay Lohan handles Whitney Houston’s corpse September 17, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Return of Snakedick: Chris Iacono, for the first time in more than 2 years, is in studio
  • — They Call Me Brooklyn: Chris moved to Denver because he was sick of the NYC stand-up comedy scene and to help his friend start a new business
  • — Mile-High: Chris talks about the process he went through to get his medical marijuana license and how great it is to be a stoner in Colorado
  • — Worldwide Distributed Ledger: Chris made high 5 figures by investing in Bitcoin
  • — New Heights Of Mediocrity: Apple has released instructions for users wanting to delete the free U2 album from their library
  • — Greatest Hit: Ray Rice is planning to appeal his suspension from the NFL, who postponed a Rihanna performance set to air during a Baltimore/Ravens game, much to Rihanna’s consternation. Chris Brown took it upon himself to offer Ray some advice.
  • — Switching It Up: Newly reinstated Vikings player Adrian Peterson beat another of his kids more than a year ago. Other NFL players have recently been arrested on domestic violence charges.
  • — Crotchety: A Philadelphia Phillies pitcher grabbed his crotch while his own crowd booed him and was suspended for 7 games. Former baseball player and racist homophobe John Rocker is a contestant on the new season of Survivor
  • — Daniele Chained: A black actress who appeared in Django Unchained was arrested on suspicion of being a prostitute after kissing her white boyfriend in public.
  • — But It’s Fake Blood: Urban Outfitters is in hot water for listing a 'vintage' blood-stained Kent State sweatshirt for sale
  • — Miss 'Murica: Miss New York was crowned Miss America
  • — Rich And Bored: Bruce Willis' daughters posed for some very erotic topless photos together
  • — The Body Guard: Lindsay Lohan worked in a morgue as part of her court-ordered community service and claimed she handled Whitney Houston's body bag, which the LA coroner's office denied

Guests

Chris IaconoChris Iacono

Pictures

Chris Iacono
Chris Iacono
A Denver weed dispensary
A Denver weed dispensary
Bitcoin
Bitcoin

Ray Rice
Ray Rice
Chris Brown, Ray Rice Supporter
Chris Brown, Ray Rice Supporter
Rihanna
Rihanna
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson's 4-year-old son's injuries
Adrian Peterson's 4-year-old son's injuries
An Adrian Peterson fan
An Adrian Peterson fan

Donald Sterling
Donald Sterling
Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg
Chris Cook
Chris Cook
Greg Hardy
Greg Hardy
Ray McDonald
Ray McDonald
Jonathan Papelbon
Jonathan Papelbon
John Rocker and his girlfriend
John Rocker and his girlfriend

Django Unchained's Daniele
Django Unchained's Daniele
Urban Outfitters' Kent State sweatshirt
Urban Outfitters' Kent State sweatshirt
Kira Kazantsev, Miss New York/America
Kira Kazantsev, Miss New York/America
Tallulah and Scout Willis
Tallulah and Scout Willis



Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston

KATG 2052: What's so Funny?

With Kelly Fastuca – Health scares; Kelly Fastuca vs. Luis J. Gomez; masturbating to death; U2 vs. Sharon Osbourne; are you a deep person?; circumcision September 16, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Hey Mate: Kelly Fastuca, a right down-under Sheila, is in studio
  • — Sad News: Kelly is leaving NYC and returning to Australia to recuperate from major health issues
  • — Pulling Pigtails: Luis J. Gomez's constant berating of Kelly on the You Know What Dude! podcast goes so far that it's clearly not just a joke
  • — Rub Each Other's Butts: A Chinese man donated sperm 4 times in 10 days before dying of a heart attack while masturbating
  • — This Week In Apple: Apple sold 4,000,000 iPhone 6 and 6 Pluses on the first day of preordering. Sharon Osbourne says U2 are businessmen, not musicians.
  • — Serenity Now: 60% of KATG's audience believes there is more to Keith than meets the eye
  • — Natural Is Unnatural: Keith would never ruin his hypothetical son's future sex life by not circumcising him

Guests

Kelly FastucaKelly Fastuca

Pictures

Kelly Fastuca
Kelly Fastuca

Dan Soder
Dan Soder
Luis J. Gomez
Luis J. Gomez
Joe List
Joe List
Troy Quan
Troy Quan
Zheng Gang, the Chinese man who masturbated to death
Zheng Gang, the Chinese man who masturbated to death
U2
U2
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Seinfeld
Seinfeld
Bastard Keith
Bastard Keith
Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Pistorius
O.J. Simpson
O.J. Simpson


KATG 2051: Asshole Keith

With Bastard Keith – Gender fluid; married OITNB writer learns she’s gay; masturbating in public; U2 made $100 million; No Good Deed and The Drop; Keith’s new Steelers friend; Adrian Peterson; Oscar Pistorius guilty of manslaughter; Kanye West yells at physically handicapped September 14, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Second Banana: Bastard Keith, whose name is 100% a show-business name, is in studio
  • — Citizen Them: Chemda interviewed Bastard Keith's gender fluid wife, Rosebud, for What's My Name
  • — Very Sympathetic: A transgender girl was crowned homecoming princess of her high school to the support of most and the anger of few
  • — Gay Is The New Straight: One of Orange Is the New Black's head writers left her husband after realizing she was a lesbian from her writing. She also fell in love with one of the show's stars.
  • — What A Jerk: 11% of KATG's audience has masturbated at work in the open. Keith remembers that he did, in fact, masturbate at work in the open as well.
  • — Nothing Means Anything: Keith recorded an episode of My Name Is Keith with Justy Dodge where Justy believes that Keith is hiding his true self
  • — Tuesday Bloody Tuesday: People are upset that the new U2 album automatically showed up in their iTunes accounts. Apple paid U2 $100,000,000.
  • — The Voice: Keith reviews No Good Deed and The Drop
  • — Steeler Magnolias: Keith made a new friend he saw wearing a Pittsburgh shirt. Keith, Ray DeVito, and Ray's anti-Semitic friend watched the Steelers lose to the Baltimore Ravens.
  • — Switch-Hitter: Adrian Peterson was indicted on child abuse charges after he beat his 4-year-old son and returned him to his baby mama still bleeding. Keith's view on physically punishing children contrasts with Chemda's and BK's.
  • — Modelslaughter: Oscar Pistorius was convicted of culpable homicide, South Africa's version of manslaughter, in the death of his girlfriend
  • — The Fucking Bible: Everyone is excited for Keith's re-telling of The Bible
  • — That's So Kanye: Kanye West called out 2 fans for not standing at one of his shows before learning that one had a prosthetic limb and the other was in a wheelchair

Guests

Bastard KeithBastard Keith

Pictures

Bastard Keith
Bastard Keith
Jonny Porkpie
Jonny Porkpie

Seth MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane

Rosebud
Rosebud
Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann
Scarlett Lenh, the transgender homecoming princess
Scarlett Lenh, the transgender homecoming princess

Orange Is the New Black's Lauren Morelli and Samira Wiley
Orange Is the New Black's Lauren Morelli and Samira Wiley
Larry King
Larry King
Debi Mazar
Debi Mazar
Josh and KATG Tattoo #137
Josh and KATG Tattoo #137
Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge

Noel Gallagher
Noel Gallagher
Oasis
Oasis
Beyoncé
Beyoncé


James Gandolfini
James Gandolfini

Janay and Ray Rice
Janay and Ray Rice
Ray DeVito
Ray DeVito
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson's son's injuries
Adrian Peterson's son's injuries


Hugsy’s real dad would never hit her
Hugsy’s real dad would never hit her
Decisions, decisions...
Decisions, decisions...
Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Pistorius
Kanye West
Kanye West

KATG 2050: This Is 30

Lauren Hennessy – Turning 30; Richard “Jaws” Kiel died; Facebook’s expiring posts; deleting your forums account; fixing your iPhone; an addiction to sugar; masturbating at work; U2’s new free album; Oscar Pistorius not guilty of murder; The NFL hires the FBI; dogs loving socks; college stadiums selling alcohol; Filmography of Guns September 11, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — It's A Boy: Lauren Hennessy is in studio
  • — Dirty 30: Lauren has been waiting to turn 30 since he was born and had a panic attack last night
  • — Richard Kieled Over: The actor who played Jaws in 2 James Bond movies died
  • — Timeline Limit: Facebook is rolling out the option for its users to set expiration dates for their posts
  • — Delete: The latest trend of KATG fans who hate Keith is to beg him to delete their forums account
  • — Straight To The Source: Keith got his iPhone fixed by Asians and had to go a very long 12 hours without it
  • — Betty: Lauren has an addiction to sugar and is especially helpless when it comes to donuts
  • — Stand Clear: An MTA worker was caught masturbating in his booth
  • — Songs Of Innocence: U2's new album was automatically released for free onto your iTunes account
  • — Blade Gunner: Oscar Pistorius was found not guilty of murder, but was still 'negligent' and could be charged with culpable homicide
  • — Sounds Like A Completely Impartial Investigation: Ray Rice claims he has quit drinking hard liquor (but not wine) and he and his wife are now born again. The NFL hired the former director of the FBI to investigate its role in the incident
  • — Dog Eat Sock World: A sick dog was found to have 43 socks in its stomach
  • — Party School: 32 colleges will sell alcohol at their football games this year
  • — Filmography Of Gun$: Keith's wife's Kickstarter has raised over 300% of its original goal, and now she's hosting a tournament of the best guns in movies

Pictures

Lauren's birthday cake
Lauren's birthday cake
Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy

The Twin Towers
The Twin Towers
Richard Kiel
Richard Kiel
Jaws
Jaws
Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Lauren's donut addiction
Lauren's donut addiction
Tim Cook and U2
Tim Cook and U2

The Saw Lady
The Saw Lady
Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Pistorius
Reeva Steenkamp
Reeva Steenkamp
Ray Rice and Janay Palmer
Ray Rice and Janay Palmer
Jameel McClain
Jameel McClain
Roger Goodell
Roger Goodell
Michael Vick
Michael Vick
Michael Vick's dog
Michael Vick's dog
The dog that ate 43 socks
The dog that ate 43 socks

"Who cut your foot?! I'll kill 'em!"
"Who cut your foot?! I'll kill 'em!"
"How may I help you?"
"How may I help you?"
Hugsy Malone as Paddington Bear
Hugsy Malone as Paddington Bear
Cathryn Lavery
Cathryn Lavery




Danny (and his sweat stains) with Lev Grossman
Danny (and his sweat stains) with Lev Grossman
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce

KATG 2049: Tackling the Issues

With John Knefel and Molly Knefel – The dangers of molly; Casio’s calculator watch vs. Apple’s iWatch; Johnny “Football” Menziel, Antonio “Liu Kang” Brown, Ray “Wifebeater” Rice, Jerry “Genitalia” Jones; Kevin Sorbo defends Mel Gibson; Chick-Fil-A founder dies; a church gargoyle kills a young mother; War Machine arrested; Muslim women and their eyesight September 10, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Who’s Who?: John Knefel and Molly Knefel, hosts of Radio Dispatch, are in studio
  • — But Scott Made Love To It First: A listener is sad that Keith and The Girl's logo was carved into a tree during camping
  • — Reverse Reefer Madness: KATG’s audience is exactly split on how they felt about the drug molly
  • — iTime To Get One: The gang re-looks at the iPhone 6 and iWatch. Verizon offers the iPhone 6 for free. Keith thinks the old Casio calculator watch is cooler than the new iWatch.
  • — Johnny Football: Cleveland Browns player Johnny Manziel is trying to trademark different variations on his own name and the sport he plays
  • — Sockholm Syndrome: More footage of Ray Rice's elevator domestic abuse has been released, showing Ray knocking out his then-fiancée Janay Palmer. He is suspended from the NFL. His wife is attracting criticism for standing by him and apologizing for her role in the incident.
  • — He's Rubbing Me Slimy: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is being sued by a stripper for sexual abuse
  • — God Works In Mysterious Ways: Kevin Sorbo defends Mel Gibson by reiterating the Jews killed Jesus. The homophobic founder of Chick-Fil-A dies. A gargoyle falling from an historic church kills a young mother.
  • — Jail Machine: War Machine was arrested after going on the lam for beating his girlfriend into the hospital
  • — Blind As A Burka: Keith has a theory about Muslim women and their eyesight

Pictures

Molly and John Knefel
Molly and John Knefel
The KATG logo slowly murdering a tree
The KATG logo slowly murdering a tree
The iPhone 6
The iPhone 6
The iWatch
The iWatch
The Casio calculator watch
The Casio calculator watch
Johnny "Football" Manziel
Johnny "Football" Manziel
Colin "Biceps" Kaepernick
Colin "Biceps" Kaepernick
Antonio “Liu Kang” Brown
Antonio “Liu Kang” Brown
Ray “Wifebeater” Rice and his wife Janay
Ray “Wifebeater” Rice and his wife Janay
Ray and Janay's elevator smackdown
Ray and Janay's elevator smackdown
Josh "Sticky-Icky" Gordon
Josh "Sticky-Icky" Gordon
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell

Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann

Jerry "Genitalia" Jones
Jerry "Genitalia" Jones

Jana Weckerly, the woman suing Jerry Jones
Jana Weckerly, the woman suing Jerry Jones
Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson

Kevin Sorbo
Kevin Sorbo

S. Truett Cathy, founder of Chick-Fil-A
S. Truett Cathy, founder of Chick-Fil-A


Chris Brown
Chris Brown
Christy Mack and War Machine
Christy Mack and War Machine
Christy Mack's injuries, courtesy of War Machine
Christy Mack's injuries, courtesy of War Machine
A Muslim woman wearing glasses
A Muslim woman wearing glasses

KATG 2048: iMolly

With Danny Hatch – iPhone 6, iWatch, and the reviewers; Chemda’s therapy; Joan Rivers remembered; When Danny Attacks; camping on molly; asking strangers for a picture; Jennifer Lawrence pictures revisited September 9, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — A Friend Of Molly's: Danny Hatch is in studio
  • — iMonopoly: Apple announced its upcoming iPhone 6 and the iWatch
  • — Goodbye: Chemda talks about her 3rd therapy session
  • — RIPiece Of Work: The gang revisits the death of Joan Rivers
  • — Raspberry Surprise: Danny got revenge on someone’s dog that peed on his backpack in the most primal way
  • — Rolling On The River: The gang recaps their recent camping trip and their adventures on MDMA
  • — 4IdiotsLinedUp.com: Keith asked a group of firefighters in a grocery store if he could take their picture to prove that he always sees firefighters in grocery stores, but it didn’t work out well
  • — In Your Face: Are the pictures of Jennifer Lawrence covered in semen her? The original leaker of the Jennifer Lawrence photos is on the run from the FBI while he threatens to post more pictures for bitcoins.

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
The iPhone 6
The iPhone 6
The iWatch
The iWatch
A calculator watch
A calculator watch
David Rex's That's the Show with Danny tattoo
David Rex's That's the Show with Danny tattoo


Chemda cartwheels
Chemda cartwheels
Newsy ultimate planks
Newsy ultimate planks
Keith trips in the lake
Keith trips in the lake
and slums it
and slums it
Lauren cooks high and mightily
Lauren cooks high and mightily
Nathanael and Keith await the judges' decision
Nathanael and Keith await the judges' decision
Emily carves a tree
Emily carves a tree

KATG 2047: That's the Show with Newsy

With Newsy – KATG interns; Cee-Lo loses his TBS show; KATG tattoos; Joan Rivers dies; how to bet on football; Michael Sam joins the Dallas Cowboys; The Podcast Test; Marcus Terrell; more graphic celebrity leaked photos; Sin City 2, The November Man, Into the Storm September 4, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Hear Ye Hear Ye: Newsy, whose presence is a big treat and a surprise, is in studio
  • — Newsy 3.1: The gang reminisces on how Newsy used to put cameras in his friends’ bathrooms before the friend took a shower and how he blew a fellow teenager while the boy was sleeping
  • — Reverse Freud: Newsy won't have sex with black penises because they remind him too much of his father
  • — Fuck You: Cee-Lo's tweets about unconscious rape and consent led to the cancellation of his TBS reality show
  • — This Week In Danny: A fan calls in while getting the first That's the Show with Danny tattoo, and Danny's mom writes in to ask Keith and Chemda to protect Danny from terrorists
  • — How'd She Die?: Joan Rivers is dead at 81
  • — It's All About The Spread: Despite Newsy living in Pittsburgh for 4 years,
  • — he still hasn't gotten into football. He’ll wear the gear, however. Keith helps a clueless fan win all her football bets. Michael Sam is now a Dallas Cowboys practice squad player.
  • — Fired Up: Keith's favorite bar’s weird bartender probably couldn't pass the KATG invented Podcast Test
  • — You Shut Up, He's Eccentric: The cruise ship singer Keith saw over the summer writes in to address Keith’s comments
  • — Nude Law: Keith has some things to say about the leaked celebrity naked photos — which 80% of KATG's audience has seen — and his feminist fans who are angry at him for looking at them. A porn site hosting the images is refusing to take them down because nobody is claiming ownership.
  • — Get Trashed: 80% of the show's audience agrees with Lecy Goranson that litterers should be thrown in the dump themselves. Keith agrees and is willing to amend Keith’s Justice.
  • — A Hairy Situation: Keith didn't know whether it was polite or not to point out a patch of hair on the back of an otherwise bald stranger's neck
  • — Hot Or Not: Keith reviews the movies Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (hot), The November Man (hot), and Into the Storm (not)
  • — KATG The Tour: Chemda drops a big announcement

Guests

NewsyNewsy

Pictures

Newsy
Newsy


David's TTSWD tattoo
David's TTSWD tattoo
Joan Rivers then
Joan Rivers then
Joan Rivers now (well, not now)
Joan Rivers now (well, not now)
Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart
Understanding The Spread
Understanding The Spread
Michael Sam
Michael Sam
Tonya Harding
Tonya Harding
Firetrucks outside Keith's favorite sports bar
Firetrucks outside Keith's favorite sports bar
Marcus Terrell
Marcus Terrell
Hugsy Malone takes a selfie
Hugsy Malone takes a selfie
HUGSY MALONE PRIVATE PICTURES LEAKED!
HUGSY MALONE PRIVATE PICTURES LEAKED!
Sweet angel Jennifer Lawrence trips, again
Sweet angel Jennifer Lawrence trips, again
Jude Law
Jude Law
Newsy
Newsy

Lecy Goranson
Lecy Goranson
Filmography of Guns
Filmography of Guns
Danny and Katharine Heller
Danny and Katharine Heller






KATG 2046: This Is 40

With Lecy Goranson – Becky Conner from Roseanne; fantasy football vs. rooting for your team; Keith, Chemda, and Lecy as actors; celebrities going to college; talking to celebrities; Boys Don’t Cry September 3, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — OB: Lecy Goranson, the original Becky Connor, is in studio
  • — Roughing It: Lecy is excited for the start of the regular football season, and she even won her (otherwise all-male) fantasy football league last year
  • — You Get Work Done And Stuff?: Lecy just turned 40
  • — Inside The Actor’s Studio: The gang bonds over their shared thespian experiences
  • — Encino Man: Lecy talks about adjusting to 'normal' life after leaving (and shortly thereafter returning to) Roseanne to go to college, which she was later kicked out of for failing her acting and dance classes
  • — Celebrity Endorsement: Lecy hates litterers enough to want them themselves banished to dumps, which is close enough to Keith's Justice for Keith
  • — I Love Your Work: Lecy doesn't see herself as a celebrity, but that doesn't stop people from coming up to her to tell her they hated Roseanne. Chemda connected with a gorgeous woman riding a bike in heels and ran into the actor who plays Abed on Community.
  • — Spoiler Alert: Lecy was in Boys Don't Cry, where her character was killed along with Hilary Swank's. Lecy's mother under-reacted after watching the scene.

Guests

Lecy GoransonLecy Goranson

Pictures

Lecy Goranson
Lecy Goranson
The cast of Roseanne
The cast of Roseanne


Michael Sam
Michael Sam


Wes Welker
Wes Welker
Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold

Becky 1 (our Becky) and Becky 2
Becky 1 (our Becky) and Becky 2
Sarah Chalke
Sarah Chalke

Chemda's new biking friend
Chemda's new biking friend
Danny Pudi
Danny Pudi
Bob Mould
Bob Mould
Hüsker Dü
Hüsker Dü

KATG 2045: The Horny Games

Cee-Lo Green tweets that unconscious rape isn’t rape; Keith’s wife vs. Times Square costume characters; is Zara selling anti-Semitic clothing?; a KATG listener tries to kill herself and her daughter; leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence and Kirsten Dunst, among others; Michael Sam cut; Joan Rivers recovering with brain damage September 2, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Just Being Silly: Keith starts the show by freaking everybody out and being nice to Danny
  • — Praise God: Cee-Lo Green, after pleading no-contest to drugging a woman’s drink without her knowledge, tweeted that rape isn’t rape if the victim is unconscious
  • — Despicable: Keith and his wife had an experience, and now he is no longer on the side of the Times Square costume characters
  • — How Could They Nazi The Problem?: A Spanish retailer's new shirt design looks like prison garb with a star of David on it. Earlier the same company released a handbag featuring a Swastika design.
  • — Carbon Momoxide: Kelli Stapleton, a KATG fan and blogger on the subject of her autistic child, is in jail after trying to kill herself and her daughter
  • — Summer's Bone: Hackers released stolen explicit images of female celebrities, including Jennifer Lawrence. Keith isn't so sure that the celebrities aren't in on it themselves.
  • — Defensive Rear End: Michael Sam was cut from the St. Louis Rams because he’s not good enough to play professional football, not because he’s not straight enough to play professional football
  • — In Hospital Bed With Joan: Joan Rivers is in the process of being revived from a medically-induced coma and may have suffered severe brain damage

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch


The Times Square Minions
The Times Square Minions
The 9-year-old Uzi shooter right before she killed her shooting instructor
The 9-year-old Uzi shooter right before she killed her shooting instructor
Zara's anti-Semetic shirt?
Zara's anti-Semetic shirt?
Zara's Swastika handbag
Zara's Swastika handbag
Kelli Stapleton
Kelli Stapleton
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson
Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst
Ardie Fuqua and Tracy Morgan
Ardie Fuqua and Tracy Morgan

Keith Lowell Jensen
Keith Lowell Jensen
Michael Sam
Michael Sam


Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers

KATG 2044: Down the Road

With Bonnie McFarlane – Comedians raising children; your child believing in God when you don’t; imagining life with someone else; David Letterman; Women Aren’t Funny; Joan Rivers in critical condition; Cops soundman shot dead by cops; Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marry; faking your own kidnapping August 29, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Queen: Bonnie McFarlane, whom no one on the planet is funnier than, is in studio
  • — This Is Mommy’s Time: Bonnie brought her daughter Rayna to the studio and distracted her with Family Guy episodes
  • — Why Not?: Bonnie is an atheist, but her daughter believes in God and tries to convert her
  • — Stage Parent: Bonnie spends a lot of time with Rayna, including when she goes on the road
  • — Nah, She'd Be A Bitch: Keith imagines what his life would be like if he was married to every woman he ever spends time with
  • — Okay, Bye: Bonnie just taped a set on Late Show with David Letterman, which ended with a long, awkward embrace with the man himself
  • — Bonnie Is Funny: Bonnie's documentary, Women Aren't Funny, is now the #1 documentary on iTunes
  • — Getting A Piece Of Work Done: Joan Rivers is in critical condition after she stopped breathing during throat surgery
  • — Art Imitates Death: A soundman for the show Cops was killed by police fire during a shootout at a fast food restaurant
  • — What A Pitty: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married
  • — The Happy Couple: A man faked his own kidnapping (with a ransom set at $65) so he could stay out later and drink with his friends without getting hassled by his girlfriend

Pictures

Bonnie McFarlane and Rayna
Bonnie McFarlane and Rayna

David Letterman
David Letterman


Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers

Disney World, the happiest place on Earth (unless you're Michael)
Disney World, the happiest place on Earth (unless you're Michael)

Bryce Dion, the Cops soundman killed by police fire
Bryce Dion, the Cops soundman killed by police fire
Keep Jennifer Aniston away from bodegas that sell newspapers and razors. This is gloating. Am I on the right team?
Keep Jennifer Aniston away from bodegas that sell newspapers and razors. This is gloating. Am I on the right team?
I see a boat, but if they're supposedly on it where ARE the - oh I see. On the left side.
I see a boat, but if they're supposedly on it where ARE the - oh I see. On the left side.
Jennifer would have worn the same stuck-up hat, so whatever. #teamjolie
Jennifer would have worn the same stuck-up hat, so whatever. #teamjolie
"Dude I don't even know what's going on bro..." You got married, Brad. That's what's going on. I mean come on.
"Dude I don't even know what's going on bro..." You got married, Brad. That's what's going on. I mean come on.
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
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