KATG 2639: The Donald Trump/Billy Bush Sex Tape

with Cate Weinberg – Single vs. dating life; navigating with an STD; Billy Bush ‘s half apology and the Donald Trump pussy tape dissected; Trump visits Israel; Keith’s angry internet pals; Top Gun 2; Alien: Covenant reviewed May 25, 2017

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— Sex In The City: Cate Weinberg, who has a lot of material on being a single woman, is in studio
— Need A New Tape: Cate is in a relationship after 4 years of being single. She talks about love and navigating the dating world with an STD.
— Athlete Billy Bush: Billy Bush is trying to get back on TV with half apologies and a bizarre video of him singing on Instagram. The gang dissects the Billy Bush/Donald Trump tape that got him fired.
— Nobody Does The Holocaust Like The Donald: Donald Trump visited the Wailing Wall and wrote an extremely unimpressive note at Israel’s Holocaust museum
— Internet Double Kiss: Keith and Chemda explain the psychotic personality by listeners who try to be Keith’s friend with anger and threats. Cate shares her creepy troll experiences.
— The Scotts: The group discusses the just announced Top Gun 2, and Keith reviews Alien: Covenant

Guests

Cate Weinberg

Pictures

Cate Weinberg

Billy Bush

Touchdown Donald!

Donald Trump trying his best

Top Gun

Pure animal passion

Chemda's dream guy Pauly Shore

The Sleep Number mattress experience

Hennessy and Cat living the Sleep Number life

Chemda and Keith testing the Sleep Number mattress

KATG 2638: Disorderly Conduct

with Costaki Economopoulos and Andrea Allan – Children, football, and beauty pageants; Shaq admits the Earth is round; your lover’s past; joint custody; children discovering sex; how to be a superhero; Born in China’s dead snow leopard; rugby; Pizza Hut pepper spray; shooting off your penis May 25, 2017

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— The Biggest Name In Show Business: Costaki Economopoulos, who is releasing his new album, is in studio
— The Three Nos: By a large margin, the audience agrees with Keith over Chemda regarding children playing football and participating in beauty pageants
— Flat-Earthers: Shaquille O'Neal backed out of his statements regarding the earth being flat
— Johnny Big Dick: Costaki is married and has a child from a previous partnership. He discusses (not) talking to your spouse about past relationships.
— Nailing It Sometimes: Costaki explains the hardships of joint custody
— You Should Get In On This: The gang debates when children start developing sexual preferences
— Sociopath V. Superhero: 50% of the audience thinks the baby killer that killed a 4-year-old with a belt should get beaten to death with a belt herself
— Sickos: Andrea Allan joins the group to discuss the hot topic of the dying snow leopard from the movie Born in China
— Cold Blooded: Andrea, animal softy and rugby-playing bad bitch explains the dangers of sport
— Disorderly Conduct: A manager in an Atlanta Pizza Hut sprayed an employee with pepper spray for not making a pizza The Pizza Hut Way
— If You Don't Use It, You Lose It: Robert C. Ahorner, a Nebraska man, threatened to shoot his penis off when his wife scolded him for watching porn

Guests

Andrea Allan

Costaki Economopoulos

Pictures

Costaki Economopoulos

Shaquille O'Neal

Caroline Rhea and Costaki with their child

The belt beater and her victim

The snow leopard that Disney let die

The scrum in rugby, where punching happens

Atlanta Pizza Hut manager

The man who cried penis shooting

KATG 2637: You’re Shittin' Me

with David Ilku, Nora Burns, Mike Albo, and Andrea Allan – Unitard; Blue Steel, Cosby, and World at a Glance; KATG’s broken toilet; homosexuality as a punchline; the Ariana Grande massacre; Billions records at the 9/11 memorial; Postmates’ sexual adshomosexuality as a punchline; the Ariana Grande massacre; Billions records at the 9/11 memorial; Postmates’ sexual ads May 23, 2017

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— The Unitards Are In Town: David Ilku, Nora Burns, and Mike Albo of the sketch group Unitard are in studio
— From The Cosby Show: David, actor and lead singer, helps discuss the upcoming Cosby trial. The gang discusses David’s previous band, World at a Glance
— No Glove No Love: The toilet in the studio is broken, and Keith took an improvisational shit and threw it in the trash. Andrea Allan and the guests discuss their less than ideal non-bathroom experiences.
— Offensive And Funny: Unitard explains their view on straight comedians using homosexuality as a punchline
— Massacre In Manchester: There was a bombing at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England, which ISIS has taken credit for. 22 people were killed and at least 120 people were injured.
— Too Far?: The TV show Billions shot a scene at a 9/11 memorial reflecting pool. Viewers were not pleased.
— Food Porn: Postmates is running print ads in the subway that are sexually suggestive and creepy

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Pictures

David Ilku, Nora Burns and Mike Albo

Unitard in action

Bill Cosby

Danceteria

The studio toilet, the gap is where the pipe should be connected to the tiolet

Kevin Hart

Andrew Dice Clay

Boston, it's a lifestyle

The poorly timed cartoon

The late Roger Moore

One of the victims of the Manchester terrorist attacks

The reflecting pool at the 9/11 memorial

The Postmates advertisements

KATG 2636: Laughable

With Stephen Spinola – Stephen is moving from NYC to Tennessee; weed drug testing; Gordon Ramsay is attracted to Stephen’s girlfriend; rage-quitting and ruining establishments; Born in China reviewed May 22, 2017

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— Varietous Indeed: Stephen Spinola, a laid-back gentleman who unknowingly invents his own words, is in studio
— Kit Chen Who Lives In My Garage: Stephen thinks living in NYC is like living in an outdoor insane asylum. He’s moving to Tennessee with his girlfriend.
— Sperm Gets You High: The gang discusses weed drug tests and the dangers of second-hand smoke
— Got Beef?: Gordon Ramsay looked Stephen’s girlfriend up and down like a creep outside of a restaurant. Stephen called Gordon out on Twitter.
— Removed From The Schedule: 31% percent of the audience has rage-quit a job. Keith recounts the ways he has rage-quit jobs and destroyed establishments. Chemda and Stephen share their work-related horror stories.
— Dead In China: Andrea saw the documentary Born in China, and she got upset that the documentarians let one of the animals they were filming die of starvation when they could have saved it
— Quality Control: Chemda brings up Drop Dead Diva to impress our new friends at Laughable

Guests

Stephen Spinola

Pictures

Stephen Spinola

The folks from Laughable

Gordon Ramsay

Kieran Culkin

Caliente Cab Co.

Rest in peace noble beast

Drop Dead Diva

KATG 2635: Say Hello 2 Heaven

with Andrea Allan and Hann Cowger – Chris Cornell dies; Roger Ailes dies; Donald Trump’s witch-hunt; Anthony Weiner pleads guilty to underage sexting; sexually abusive police officers; the Times Square driver; woman beats child to death with belt; Keith’s Justice vs. Star Trek’s Justice; the male romper; quitting by shitting on your boss’s desk May 22, 2017

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— Everything Came From Hair Metal: Chris Cornell, the singer from Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden and Audioslave, hung himself at age 52
— In Good News: Ex-Fox News CEO Roger Ailes dies at age 77
— JFK Got Shot In The Face: Donald Trump is facing the biggest witch-hunt of any politician throughout history
— He Had It Cumming: Anthony Weiner pleaded guilty to knowingly sexting obscene pictures to a 15-year-old
— Strip Search: Police officers Christopher McCoy and Mark Pav brought a woman in an interrogation room for her to be sexually assaulted only to later thank her for her cooperation
— Why Won’t Girls Date Me?: Richard Rojas, a deranged veteran high on PCP-laced marijuana, mowed down several people in his car in Times Square
— Spell BELT: A Brooklyn woman has been convicted of beating her 4-year-old nephew to death with a belt for not understanding a spelling lesson
— Accident With A Well: Keith and Chemda talk about their first Movie Night show featuring Star Trek: TGN, Season 1 Episode 7: Justice
— RompHim: The internet is outraged by the newest male romper by design company ACED. Andrea Allan and Hann Cowger share their thoughts on the RompHim’s sex appeal.
— The Body Takes Care Of Itself: The gang discusses a fake news story about a woman who shit on a desk after rage-quitting a job

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Andrea Allan

Hann Cowger

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Andrea & Hann

Richie Tolway installing the new mic arms

Keith just helping install the arms, not flexing at all

The fancy new set-up

The late Chris Cornell

Mother Love Bone

Temple of the Dog

Soundgarden

Audioslave

The Foo Fighters with headman Dave Grohl

Nirvana

Eddie Vedder

Pearl Jam

Stone Temple Pilots

Tool

The late Roger Ailes

JFK before his big witch-hunt

Anthony Weiner

Richard Rojas, Times Square maniac

Christen Dale, the woman who killed her 4 year old nephew with a belt

Denise Crosby/Tasha Yar

The RompHim

Fake news but it doesn't look like a stretch

Gotcha!

KATG 2634: Pun Intended

with Joe Berkowitz – Accidentally sending an email about someone to them; Away with Words; sologomy; writers’ depression; cancelling White House press briefings; latest on the homeless internet café stabber; cops can’t break up your parties; the New York Post’s puns explained; comedian sues Conan O’Brien for joke thievery May 18, 2017

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— Did I Write That?: Joe Berkowitz, who doesn’t recognize his own writing when it’s read back to him, is in studio
— Reply All: The gang talks about accidentally sending emails about a person who annoys you to them
— Not Your Father’s Pun Book: Joe talks about his newest pun book titled Away with Words based off of various pun competitions and shows he has gone too
— Will You Marry Me, Me?: A Brooklyn woman married herself. She is part of a new craze called sologomy.
— Get Out Of Bed: The gang discusses writers and their depression
— Solipsism: Donald Trump is threatening to cancel White House press briefings because they are too hostile for him and Sean Spicer
— Unfunny Comedy Of Errors: The gang discusses the further developments in the internet cafe stabbing story
— This New Progressive City: A new law just passed that does not allow NYC police to enter a loud party to break it up
— Enjoy Your Footlong In Jail: For his book, Joe interviewed writers at the New York Post, and he explains their process for coming up with (inappropriate) puns
— Court Jester: Conan O'Brien is being sued by a comedian over joke thievery

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Joe Berkowitz

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Joe Berkowitz

Josh and Joe's book

Jo Firestone

Jo and her dad

The brooklyn woman who married herself

Don and Sean

Homeless man from the internet café incident

Conan and the tweets in question

Laurie Kilmartin

Dane Cook

Dane Cook's album with Louis C.K.'s stolen material on it

Louis C.K.

Louis C.K.'s album in question

KATG 2633: An Honest Day’s Crunch

with Peggy O’Leary – Working for a sexist racist; Cold-EEZE’s horrible side effect; Powers Boothe dies; Drop Dead Diva; the banned internet café killer; Steve Harvey’s ridiculous staff memo; Chemda’s San Francisco ‘trip’; Kids Say The Darndest Things; Shaquille O’Neal, flat-Earth truther May 17, 2017

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— An Extended Stay In L.A.: Peggy O’Leary, who is definitely not living in Los Angeles?, is in studio
— You Don’t Have To Blow Him: Peggy recounts her experiences working for a crazy person who owns a sandwich shop
— Funeral Flowers: Peggy’s sister owns a flower shop while her dad runs a funeral home
— An Apple A Day: Keith took the medication Cold-EEZE and wasn’t able to taste flavor for an entire a day
— Jesus Take The Wheel: Actor Powers Boothe died from natural causes at 68
— What Year Is It?: Chemda reveals that she watches Drop Dead Diva and other outdated garbage TV shows
— I Hope He Wins An Internet Cafe: The homeless man who killed a teen in self-defense is being banned from entering the internet cafe in Queens where the event took place
— He Just Rented A Boat: Steve Harvey is laying off his Chicago TV staff after 5 years as he starts a new show in L.A. He’s being a weird asshole during the transition.
— Lead With Weed: Chemda recounts her ‘trip’ to San Francisco
— Kids Say The Darndest Things: Chemda talks about her brother’s kids and how candid children are in general
— The Dumbest Thing Ever: Shaquille O’Neal proves that the world is flat

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Peggy O'Leary

Pictures

Peggy O'Leary

Peggy's cry porn

Say goodbye to your tastebuds

The late Powers Boothe

One of Chemda's favorites

Another one of Chemda's favorites

The homeless man who defended himself in the internet café

The teen who died after being stabbed in the internet café

Steve Harvey, weirdo and asshole

San Francisco's tourist destination

Shaquille O'Neal, flat earth truther

KATG 2632: Standing on a Ladder

with Shane Torres – Taking your dad off life support; children and football; children and beauty pageants; waking up gay; the controversial new Miss USA; the Spokane Spanker May 16, 2017

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— One Of The Good Ones: Shane Torres, 1 of the 6 male comedians in who isn't a piece of shit, is in studio
— The Greatest Sleep: Shane’s father died of a massive stroke. Shane and his family had to decide when to take him off of life support.
— Headbangers: The gang talks about allowing children to play football or compete in beauty pageants
— Smear The Queer: An engaged rugby player claims he 'woke up gay' when he came out of a coma. He is now with a man working as a hairdresser.
— Such As The Iraq: The winner of the Miss USA Pageant, Washington D.C.’s Kára McCullough, is making the news with her answers relating to feminism and healthcare
— You Like Spokane?: Jonathan Smith, a Spokane creep who slapped numerous women's asses, showed up at a news station with a confession and an offer to the women he slapped to meet him and slap him back
— Farm To Table: A former personal chef of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs claims he summoned her to serve him and his guests food during sex

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Hann Cowger

Shane Torres

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Shane Torres

Capoeira

Chris Birch before the coma

Chris Birch, after the coma

Pageant creepiness

Kára McCullough

Jonathan Smith, Spokane creep

Ol' Dirty Bastard

Sean Combs

KATG 2631: In the Army Now

with Benari Poulten – War; being Superman; military sexual assault; FBI translator marries into ISIS; MTV’s Rob & Big’s Big Black dies; 85-year-old dies climbing Mount Everest; choking to death on penis; James Comey’s firing and Sean Spicer’s stupidity; Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Snatched, and How to Be a Latin Lover reviewed May 15, 2017

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— Army Of One: Benari Poulten, who is in the Army Reserve and is a comedian, is in studio
— No Thanks To War: Chemda’s mind is blown by Benari going to war, and Benari discusses his family’s military background
— Bang Anything Foreign?: On the record, Benari didn’t have relations with any women while serving overseas. Off the record, he definitely has.
— Powers Haven’t Kicked In Yet: As a kid, Benari believed he was Superman
— The Invisible War: The gang discusses the extremely high rate of sexual assault in the military
— Great Dick: Daniela Greene, an FBI translator, married the Islamic State terrorist and ex-rapper Denis Cuspert. She fell in love with him while investigating him and married him in secret in Syria. She regretted her decision very quickly and returned to the U.S. only to be imprisoned for 2 years.
— How Did He Die?: Christopher Boykin aka Big Black from MTV’s Rob & Big, died at age 45
— Doing The Mountain: Min Bahadur Sherchan, an 85-year-old Nepali man, has died while attempting to regain his title as the oldest person to climb Mount Everest
— Exhibit D: Richard Henry Patterson has asked to show a jury his penis to prove his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex
— Hiding In The Bushes: The gang discusses the firing of FBI director James Comey and how Sean Spicer is a hilarious joke of a man
— One Ticket For Latin Lover: Keith reviews Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Snatched, and How to Be a Latin Lover

Guests

Benari Poulten

Pictures

Benari Poulten

Benari in the middle east

A blurred out Daniela Greene and rapper turned ISIS soldier Denis Cuspert

Denis Cuspert a.k.a Deso Dogg

The late Christopher Boykin

The late Min Bahadur Sherchan, the 85-year-old Nepali mountain climber

Richard Henry Patterson and the woman he killed with his dick

James Comey

Chemda's Boogie Nights comparison

Sean Spicer

Get down on the ground!

Melissa McCarthy on SNL as Sean Spicer

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

1 for How to Be a Latin Lover please

KATG 2630: No Service

with Blair Socci – Comedian breakups; Chemda vs. AT&T; lost airport luggage; sex booths; Keith’s inappropriate veterinarian May 14, 2017

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— What If Your Mother Was A Hooker?: Blair Socci, whose parents don’t think comedy is a real job, is in studio
— A Full Breakup Set: Blair recently got out of a breakup with another comedian who started dating her close friend
— AT&T Cares: Keith and Blair read the transcript of Chemda’s ridiculous online chat with AT&T that lasted over 3 hours
— Erin Brockovich, Please Help Us: Chemda had flight issues and her luggage didn’t arrive at her destination. Fake crying saved the day.
— A Sixty Billion Dollar Industry: 12% of the listeners admit they have masturbated in a public booth
— Call Sarah McLachlan: Keith’s veterinarian made an off-color blowjob joke. The gang talks about how strangers divulge advice, personal information, and political opinions without being prompted

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Blair Socci

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Blair Socci

Casey James Salengo

It doesn't look good Chemda

Erin Brockovich

Marcia Belsky

Casey Jones with pills down her throat

Sarah McLachlan

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