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KATG 2078: Lovin' Beats Hatin'

With Jeffrey Gurian – Sanity vs. insanity; empathy; Ardie Fuqua medical update; Aaron Lewis flubs The Star-Spangled Banner after chastising Christina Aguilera; Is Iggy Azalea offensive to black people?; new McDonald's slogan; KATG on Ron and Fez October 29, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Comedy Club Kid: Jeffrey Gurian, who knows everything and everyone in comedy, is in studio
  • — The Spoon Repair Business: Whether it’s his current nonsensical spoon collection or when he was a teenager that deliberately acted crazy in public, Jeffrey talks about the times he’s flirted with insanity
  • — The Whistleblower: Jeffrey and his wife of 12 years divorced because he whistled out of discomfort every time she tried to talk to him
  • — It's All In Your Head: Chemda and Jeffrey both feel other peoples' emotions very strongly, which they had to learn to either block or utilize as a strength. 67% of the audience doesn't believe Keith's problems are psychosomatic.
  • — Everything Happens For A Reason: Jeffrey updates everyone on Ardie Fuqua's condition and love life after the Tracy Morgan tour bus crash. The gang talks about near-death experiences.
  • — Twilight's Last Reaming: Staind's Aaron Lewis flubbed singing The Star-Spangled Banner at the World Series after he called out Christina Aguilera for ruining the same song.
  • — Inauthentic: Is white rapper Iggy Azalea trying to act black? Is it offensive?
  • — I'm Hatin' It: McDonald's announced its new slogan: Lovin' Beats Hatin'
  • — It's A Little Odd, Jeffrey: Keith and Chemda's honesty when they were guests on The Ron and Fez Show shocked Jeffrey

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Jeffrey Gurian
Jeffrey Gurian
Keith and Chemda with Danny Aiello and Jeffrey
Keith and Chemda with Danny Aiello and Jeffrey
Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Jeffrey's spoon collection
Jeffrey's spoon collection

Cujo
Cujo
Ardie Fuqua
Ardie Fuqua
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
George Carlin
George Carlin
Abner Doubleday, inventor of baseball
Abner Doubleday, inventor of baseball

Marga Gomez, San Francisco Giants fan
Marga Gomez, San Francisco Giants fan
Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis
Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea
Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea in "Booty"
Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea in "Booty"
Rihanna and Shakira in "Can't Remember to Forget You"
Rihanna and Shakira in "Can't Remember to Forget You"
Nicki Minaj in "Anaconda"
Nicki Minaj in "Anaconda"
Ron and Fez in a rare sighting together
Ron and Fez in a rare sighting together

KATG 2077: Jordan, Judging, Go!

With Jordan Morris - @midnight explained; Dracula Untold and John Wick are the best movies of the year; Keith breaks his other knee; Are Keith’s pains psychosomatic?; Chemda’s intensity; Wal-Mart’s Fat Girl Halloween costumes; 2014 World Series; joining ISIS October 28, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Points!: Jordan Morris, co-host of the podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! and writer for Comedy Central’s @midnight, is in studio
  • — I Don’t Know If You’d Get It: Keith explains to Jordan why Dracula Untold and John Wick are his favorite movies of the year
  • — Enhancing The Effects: While in a Percocet and alcohol haze, Keith fell and hurt his other knee while Brother Love stood by and laughed
  • — Judge Jordan Morris: Keith and Chemda plead their cases to Jordan about Keith’s psychosomatic ways and the spoiled food Chemda fed him while they were dating. Jordan affirms that Chemda is an intense person, as does 96% of KATG's audience.
  • — Get It Up: 56% of KATG's listeners think Brother Love's girlfriend will have sex with Stephen Tyler
  • — Husky Fantasies: Wal-Mart issued an apology for including a Fat Girl Halloween costume section on its website
  • — Swing And A Miss: The San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals are coming up on the end of the 2014 World Series
  • — Checking In With ISIS: 3 American teenage girls were caught trying to defect to Syria and join ISIS after stealing money from their parents. Captured ISIS members said they joined because they were promised wives.

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Jordan MorrisJordan Morris

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Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris


Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce





The scene of the accident
The scene of the accident

The only Poison Keith likes
The only Poison Keith likes
Jimmy Buffet
Jimmy Buffet
Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Wal-Mart's Fat Girls Halloween costume section
Wal-Mart's Fat Girls Halloween costume section


ISIS
ISIS

KATG 2076: Two Fuck Scenes and a Murder

With Brother Love – Keith breaks his knee; Keith's new Steelers buddy; John Wick, St. Vincent, and Fury; Michael Sam cut from the Dallas Cowboys; Mama June's boyfriend molested her daughter in the past; Brother Love chokes people out and witnesses a robbery; Will Brother Love's girlfriend fuck Steven Tyler?    October 27, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Talking Points: Brother Love, whose band Them Vibes just finished the controversial video for their new single, is in studio
  • — iProne To Shattering: Keith broke his phone screen again despite very recently getting it repaired and fitted with tempered glass
  • — High/Low: Keith is on Percocet because he hurt his knee when a big dog knocked him down at the dog park, but at least Keith made a new Steelers friend at the pharmacy while picking up his drugs
  • — Enjoy The Film, Mr. Regal: Keith got a replacement movie theater rewards card which inexplicably gives him endless free movie tickets and concessions
  • — The Worst Gay NFL Player: Michael Sam was cut from the Dallas Cowboys' practice squad, the 2nd NFL team to do so
  • — Here Comes Mark McDaniel (Into An 8-Year-Old's Mouth): Mama June's pedophile boyfriend molested her own daughter, which led to the cancellation of her family's reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
  • — Naughty List: Brother Love choked out a bar patron and later was working while the bar got robbed at gunpoint
  • — Dream On: Brother Love's girlfriend Sarah joins the show to talk about their relationship and whether or not she'll sleep with her flirty boss Steven Tyler

Guests

Brother LoveBrother Love

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Brother Love
Brother Love

Sarah
Sarah
Polina
Polina
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone



Keith's new Steelers/flu shot buddy
Keith's new Steelers/flu shot buddy


Michael Sam, for a minute
Michael Sam, for a minute
Mama June, Honey Boo Boo, and family pedophiler Mark McDaniel
Mama June, Honey Boo Boo, and family pedophiler Mark McDaniel
Sugar Bear
Sugar Bear
Chickadee
Chickadee
Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Loving Mary (Sarah's #4)
Loving Mary (Sarah's #4)
Phoebe Cates
Phoebe Cates

KATG 2075: Present Tense

With Reena Calm and Amy Shanker – Call center customer service; what teachers really think; how men touch women; illegal drugs and the FDA; Honey Boo Boo’s mom dates a pedophile; Gene Simmons would kill all pedophiles; Nazis still receiving U.S. Social Security; Adolf Hitler was on crystal meth October 24, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Keep Calm And Carry On: Reena Calm and Amy Shanker, both their real names, are in studio
  • — Loose Lips Flunk Kids: In addition to being comedians, Reena works as a call center customer service representative and Amy is a high school teacher who has been threatened by parents of failing students
  • — Sweetheart: The gang looks at sexism as Chemda talks about the multiple times she was treated differently in the comedy scene (and on her own show) because she's a woman
  • — Is Chemda A Monster?: After saying she doesn't believe she's an intense person, Chemda talks about yesterday’s temper tantrum
  • — Green Sugar: 49% of KATG's audience believe that Chemda is a druggie. Is sugar worse than cocaine?
  • — Christine Sixteen: Honey Boo Boo's mom is dating a man who was convicted of forcing oral sex on an 8-year-old who happened to be her relative. If Gene Simmons had his way, he would kill all pedophiles and dealers who sell hard drugs to kids.
  • — SS Guards: Several former Nazis who have been banished from the United States are still receiving Social Security benefits. Adolf Hitler was addicted to crystal meth while he was in power.

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Amy Shanker and Reena Calm
Amy Shanker and Reena Calm
Kevin Clash
Kevin Clash
Jackie Martling with Chemda and Keith
Jackie Martling with Chemda and Keith
Danny Aiello
Danny Aiello
Jamie Lee
Jamie Lee

Emmy Pellot
Emmy Pellot
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch

Julianna Margulies then
Julianna Margulies then
Julianna Margulies now
Julianna Margulies now
Stockard Channing then
Stockard Channing then
Stockard Channing now
Stockard Channing now
Olivia Newton-John then
Olivia Newton-John then
Olivia Newton-John now
Olivia Newton-John now
John Travolta then
John Travolta then
John Travolta now
John Travolta now
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Moody McCarthy
Moody McCarthy
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden
Mama June and boyfriend/pedophile Mark McDaniel
Mama June and boyfriend/pedophile Mark McDaniel
Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

KATG 2074: The Joke Man

With Jackie Martling - Renée Zellweger denies getting plastic surgery; Jackie Martling discusses leaving The Howard Stern Show and his thoughts on it now; sober while smoking weed; Keith stumps Jackie; Bill Cosby’s rape allegations examined October 23, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Killer Stuff: Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling, who is surprised to hear that Keith and Chemda know his work, is in studio
  • — Perhaps It Shows: Renée Zellweger is downplaying her brand new face, saying she looks different simply because she’s in a happier place
  • — Jack Off: Jackie used to be the head writer for The Howard Stern Show but demanded more money in 2001. He didn’t get more money.
  • — Druggie Martling: Jackie is 14 years off of alcohol, but he’s a marijuana advocate and even works as the East Coast correspondent for National Marijuana News
  • — Stump The Joke Man: Keith talks about the time he went to Jackie’s live show and stumped the master
  • — JokeLand: Jackie talks about his email joke service, his compulsion to tell people jokes, and what he’d like to do next with his professional life
  • — Roofie Huxtable: The gang goes over the Hannibal Buress/Bill Cosby rape allegation controversy and looks at victim testimonies. It doesn't look good for Bill.
  • — Q&J: Chemda was interviewed by MStars News, and Jackie gives his answers to some of the questions

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Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Renée Zellweger before happiness
Renée Zellweger before happiness
Reneé Zellweger after happiness
Reneé Zellweger after happiness
Howard Stern
Howard Stern


Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
The Temptations
The Temptations
Liam McEneaney
Liam McEneaney

KATG 2073: Reefer Madness

With Katharine Heller – Evolution of Batman; iCloud beta testing; Steelers vs. Texans; the Pittsburgh accent; trying to reconnect with old friends; the definition of a druggie; Renée Zellweger’s new head; Monica Lewinsky’s speech; Hannibal Buress calls out Bill Cosby’s rape allegations; Oscar Pistorius gets 5 years October 22, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Katharine Heller Award: Katharine Heller, who loves and is loved by everyone, is in studio
  • — The Design Gotham Needs: Cathryn Lavery’s Evolution of Batman design has gone next level
  • — Rotten Apple: Keith got his iPhone screen repaired once again, and Apple’s new iOS update offers beta access to the iCloud photo servers
  • — The Football Medium: The Pittsburgh Steelers' amazing victory proved sports prognosticators (and Keith’s haters) wrong
  • — Yinz Guys Did It: The Pittsburgh, PA accent won Gawker's Ugliest Accent Contest
  • — The Renegades Disband: Keith is trying to make a real connection with his old friends. The friends aren’t having it.
  • — A Walking Chimney: We delve into KATG’s Druggiegate
  • — Bridget Jones' Why?-iary: Renée Zellweger looks completely unrecognizable after getting an extensive face-lift
  • — Addressing The Issue: The gang continues the Monica Lewinsky debate with the news that she is leading a crusade against cyberbullying, of which she considers herself the very first victim
  • — Rape Jokes Are In Again: Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby out on his multiple rape allegations
  • — Stump The Yard: Oscar Pistorius was sentenced to 5 years in prison for killing his girlfriend, though he's expected to serve 10 months

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Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller


Evolution of Batman on a person
Evolution of Batman on a person
Evolution of Batman on a cell phone
Evolution of Batman on a cell phone
Evolution of Batman on a pint glass
Evolution of Batman on a pint glass
Evolution of Batman on The Big Bang Theory
Evolution of Batman on The Big Bang Theory
Tempered glass
Tempered glass
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Houston Texans
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Houston Texans
Lauren's replica of Keith's $5 bill from a fan
Lauren's replica of Keith's $5 bill from a fan
Zachary Quinto of Pittsburgh
Zachary Quinto of Pittsburgh

ImStillToni
ImStillToni

Renée Zellweger, 2004
Renée Zellweger, 2004
Renée Zellweger, 2014
Renée Zellweger, 2014
Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius
Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius

KATG 2072: Foreshadowing

With Dylan Marron – Welcome to Night Vale; The KATG Spoiler Controversy; how men propose to one another; gay bullying; Monica Lewinsky’s woes; supporting the church while being gay October 21, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Airplane Mode: Dylan Marron, cast-member on Welcome to Night Vale, is in studio
  • — Gilmoregate: Keith, Chemda, and Danny deal with the fallout from the Gilmore Girls spoiler controversy with the help of Judge Dylan and some Dungeons & Dragons dice
  • — Foreshadowing: Dylan talks about his romantic and post-modern engagement to his boyfriend
  • — Closet Case: Dylan’s parents were more accepting of his sexuality than young Dylan was, and Dylan’s fellow high school boys practiced a very bizarre method of homophobia
  • — Great Timing: Monica Lewinsky joined Twitter, and the gang argues about how she was treated by the media in the wake of her affair with Bill Clinton
  • — Gifts And Qualities: Dylan's fiancé grew up in the church and works for a seminary

Guests

Dylan MarronDylan Marron

Pictures

Dylan Marron
Dylan Marron

The Gilmore Girls
The Gilmore Girls
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead


Funkmaster Flex
Funkmaster Flex
Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Linda Tripp
Linda Tripp
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

KATG 2071: Spoiled Brats

Making your own medicine; the amount of sleep you need; football fans and their jerseys; people who sit on their neighbors’ stoops alone; high school football sexual hazing; The Walking Dead; The Judge and Dracula Untold; An AIDS-infected pastor has sex with parishioners; a drunk driver bribes a cop with Mountain Dew; a couple feeds their children feces October 19, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Druggies: Chemda was sick over the weekend, but she feels better after taking the medicine Lauren made. Part 2 of Justy Dodge's My Name Is Keith is now available.
  • — Snoozefest: According to a new study, men need 7.8 hours of sleep a night, while women require 7.6
  • — Football Sunday: Keith is confused by sports fans in no rush to see the teams whose jerseys they're wearing and old people sitting alone on stoops not connected to their houses. A top high school football team had its season cancelled after its players hazed underclassmen by putting fingers inside them and making them taste them
  • — We Fucked Up: Keith, with Danny's help, spoils something from Gilmore Girls after Chemda makes fun of football. Oh boy…
  • — The Talking Dead: The season premiere of The Walking Dead was the most watched cable television episode in history, and Keith has problems with it
  • — The Real Batman: Keith was let down by The Judge but loved the movie Dracula Untold
  • — Slut-shaming: A pastor who knew he had AIDS and still slept with some of his parishioners was ordered to stay away from his church for 24 years
  • — Mountain Don't: A drunk driver is in even more trouble after he tried to bribe the cop who stopped him with a Mountain Dew
  • — World's #2 Dad: A couple had their young children taken away after the kids were seen handling and eating human feces

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Charlo Green, the anchor who quit her job on air to focus on legalizing marijuana
Charlo Green, the anchor who quit her job on air to focus on legalizing marijuana
Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge
Hugsy Malone: "No I'm listening..."
Hugsy Malone: "No I'm listening..."
Standings before MNF
Standings before MNF

The Bangles
The Bangles
The Gilmore Girls
The Gilmore Girls
Home of the Butt And Sometimes Mouth Hazers
Home of the Butt And Sometimes Mouth Hazers
Jon Bon Jovi, Sayreville alumn
Jon Bon Jovi, Sayreville alumn



Lorde
Lorde


Juan McFarland, the AIDS pastor
Juan McFarland, the AIDS pastor
Crystal and Michael Perry, the world's shittiest parents
Crystal and Michael Perry, the world's shittiest parents

KATG 2070: That's the Spirit

With Daliya Karnofsky and Adam Peltier – Why redheads aren’t trusted; Beyoncé’s bangs and the poll results; couples’ euthanasia pacts; Ron and Fez; what it means to be spiritual; having virtual sex; staying with your lover’s relatives October 17, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Lovebirds: Daliya Karnofsky and her boyfriend Adam Peltier, both real redheads, are in studio
  • — The Numbers Don't Lie: Beyoncé's new haircut makes the same amount of KATG's listeners want to murder as it did last year
  • — In It For The Long Haul: Daliya and Adam, despite only dating for 4 months, are very much in love and have already made a euthanasia pact for when they're too old to function
  • — And Fez?: KATG visits The Ron and Fez Show
  • — When You Know, You Know: What does it mean to be spiritual? 22% of KATG's audience believes that Adam is The One for Daliya.
  • — May The Best Man Win: 56% of the fan base agrees with Keith regarding his thoughts on The Snappening, while, more specifically, 62% agree with Keith that showing your privates on Snapchat and showing them on Skype is not the same thing. Adam and Daliya don't have virtual sex when they're apart.
  • — Feet-al Flaw: Adam's favorite physical thing about Daliya is her nose, and Daliya's least favorite physical thing about Adam are his weird toenails
  • — Getting Spiritual: Daliya and Adam are staying with Daliya's relatives in NYC

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Adam Peltier and Daliya Karnofsky
Adam Peltier and Daliya Karnofsky
Gingers as depicted on South Park
Gingers as depicted on South Park
August 9, 2013
August 9, 2013

October 15, 2014
October 15, 2014

Doug Stanhope and his mom (in happier times)
Doug Stanhope and his mom (in happier times)

The New York comedy scene
The New York comedy scene
Ron & Fez: Fez, Jeffrey Gurian, and Ron
Ron & Fez: Fez, Jeffrey Gurian, and Ron
Danny Aiello
Danny Aiello
Mark Twain
Mark Twain

Snapchat
Snapchat
Skype
Skype

KATG 2069: I'm Tellin' Ya

Snapchat nudes vs. Skype e-sex; Beyoncé’s new haircut; the severity of Ebola; a nurse poisons 38 patients; being addicted to Google Glass; McDonald’s insists their food is nutritious; the Catholic Church acknowledges that gays “have gifts and qualities” October 16, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Hitting The Sauce: Chemda still drinks hot sauce straight from the bottle, lest anyone forget
  • — Your Ears Don’t Work: Keith and Chemda conclude their argument about Snapchat nude selfies vs. Skype e-sex
  • — I'm Gonna Be Sick: Beyoncé's new haircut is disgusting enough to cause mass suicides and make Keith confused about his own gender
  • — Misinformation: The United Nations warns that the world has less than 60 days to stop Ebola before it becomes too big to control. A college in Texas is no longer accepting applicants from countries with Ebola outbreaks.
  • — Nurse Ratched: A nurse in Italy is accused of poisoning 38 of her patients because they or their relatives were annoying
  • — The ITs: A man is being treated for Internet and alcohol addiction, and his doctors say his Google Glass withdrawal symptoms are much harder than detoxing from alcohol
  • — 100% Pure Slime: McDonald's is trying to defend its food as being natural and nutritious while admitting that a chemical found in yoga mats is used to keep its bread 'consistent'
  • — Holier Than Thou: The Catholic Church, while still not allowing gay marriage, has acknowledged that gay people 'have gifts and qualities,' much to the disgust of many conservative Catholics

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Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Two Boots Pizza, home of Chemda's favorite hot sauce
Two Boots Pizza, home of Chemda's favorite hot sauce
Snapchat
Snapchat
Skype's Qik
Skype's Qik
The 2013 catastrophe
The 2013 catastrophe
The 2014 abomination
The 2014 abomination
Beyonce’s stylist
Beyonce’s stylist
Jess Brolin
Jess Brolin
Ebola
Ebola
The college that won't accept some African applicants because of Ebola
The college that won't accept some African applicants because of Ebola

Chris Brown
Chris Brown
Daniela Poggiali, the nurse who killed 38 of her annoying patients
Daniela Poggiali, the nurse who killed 38 of her annoying patients
Google Glass
Google Glass
Tetris
Tetris
Dig Dug
Dig Dug
Pink slime, which McDonald's swears it doesn't use anymore
Pink slime, which McDonald's swears it doesn't use anymore
The McRib, containing a chemical found in yoga mats
The McRib, containing a chemical found in yoga mats

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