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KATG 2615: Acid Attack

with Grant Lindahl – 4/20 and acid; Record Store Day; cryotherapy; Keith’s custom drinks; KATG poll results: animal sex and piss play; North Korea’s amazing missile program; Aaron Hernandez’s suicide; Todd Heaps runs over his 3-year-old daughter; Bill O’Reilly fired from Fox News; Uber suicide April 23, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — You’ve Got Mail: A new listener comments on Keith and The Girl
  • — Acid Attack: Grant Lindahl, who used to be straight edge but is now The King of Acid, is in studio
  • — This Is Your Dick On Drugs: The gang discusses 4/20 celebrations, and Keith masturbated on a weed gummy bear
  • — Not Cool Enough For My Own Record: Chemda recounts her journey through several record stores to get a copy of the Conjure One album on vinyl
  • — An Apple And A Look: Keith did cryotherapy with his wife
  • — Dick Head: Grant held a competition online for people to submit a tattoo design that he later had inked on his body onstage
  • — Orange Fuck You: The custom drinks that Keith and Chemda requested to be served at the venue on April 15th became a to-do
  • — Beating/Fucking A Dead Horse: 54% of the audience is on Chemda’s side with regards to humans having sex with animals being on par with humans eating animals
  • — We Can’t Let Trump Take Piss From Us: 30% of the audience would be open to piss play compared to last year's poll where 44% of the audience was open to it
  • — I Want My Like Back: Keith commented on a listener's Facebook status, the person then deleted Keith’s comments and blocked him, but he still kept Keith’s LIKE which Keith can’t take back
  • — Great Job North Korea: Keith doesn’t think the media should be mocking North Korea’s missile tests
  • — John 3:16: Football star Aaron Hernandez committed suicide by hanging himself in prison. He left a letter behind for his gay partner.
  • — A Heap Of Trouble: Football player Todd Heaps accidentally ran over his 3-year-old daughter with his car
  • — A Cool Twenty Five Million: It is reported that Bill O’Reilly could get up to a $25,000,000 severance package since his firing at Fox News for sexual harassment
  • — Uber Overshare: Keith shared an Uber Pool with a woman who promised over the phone that she won’t commit suicide

Guests

Grant LindahlGrant Lindahl

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Grant Lindahl
Grant Lindahl
The King of Acid
The King of Acid
Chemda's special day
Chemda's special day
Do you know Conjure One? Asking for a friend.
Do you know Conjure One? Asking for a friend.
Libby Phillips
Libby Phillips
What are the benefits you ask?
What are the benefits you ask?
Keith's birthday treat
Keith's birthday treat
Grant's Tattoo
Grant's Tattoo
#KillFuckGate2017
#KillFuckGate2017
The like thief
The like thief
Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez
Todd Heaps
Todd Heaps
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly

KATG 2614: 2017 24-Hour Marathon: The End

with Tim Dillon and Ophira Eisenberg — Associate Producer problems; the marathon revisited; 4/20; Ophira, Tim, and the horrors of stand-up comedy April 21, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Andrea Is An Adult: Chemda calls Andrea out for her pre-April 15th slip-ups
  • — Tits In The Chatroom: The gang reminisces on some of the greatest moments of the marathon, including the hidden bonus hour
  • — Mommy Dearest: Chemda hopes you had a fantastic 4/20 and talks about how she used to call her mom while stoned
  • — Hamptons Trash: With Tim Dillon at the mic, Ophira Eisenberg talks about the worst show she’s ever had

Pictures

A thing of beauty
A thing of beauty
Andrea getting business done
Andrea getting business done
Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg

KATG 2613: 2017 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning

with Andrea Allan, Kevin Allison, and Dana Rossi — Keith’s annual stand-up show and the 24-hour marathon; Julia Roberts is the most beautiful woman in the world; Keith’s birthday card; Kevin’s sexual kinks; Dana’s workplace creep; ridiculous trends April 19, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — We Are All A Bit Loopy: Keith, Chemda, and Andrea are in studio, running on fumes and recounting the 24-hour marathon
  • — The Title Is The Hardest Part: The gang talks about the April 15th show, Chemda talks stoner humor, Andrea rolls on the floor, and Keith does normal stand-up like a square
  • — The World’s Most Beautiful Woman: People magazine knows that Julia Roberts is currently the most beautiful woman in the world
  • — Prop Comedy: The KATGathon photobooth was wildly successful thanks to Andrea’s abundance of goofy props from her own wardrobe
  • — Keith’s A Big Baby: Keith’s parents sent Keith a child’s birthday card while adding cash and a guilt trip
  • — Record Store Day: Chemda’s Conjure One album is being re-released this Saturday, April 22nd
  • — A Real Pisser: Kevin Allison kicks things off, and, in front of her mother, Kevin gets Keith quizzing 20-year-old birthday girl Alicia Jones about sex and how she was raised
  • — Workplace Harassment: Dana Rossi recounts her fight with a workplace creep when she was a production assistant on a TV show
  • — Let Me See That Thong: Chemda saw Sisqó in concert when she was a teen. The gang talks about the ridiculous trends that they followed.

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Andrea in her regular wardrobe
Andrea in her regular wardrobe
Ali Clayton in Andrea's regular wardrobe
Ali Clayton in Andrea's regular wardrobe
Keith's adult birthday card from his parents
Keith's adult birthday card from his parents
See you and your wife in heaven
See you and your wife in heaven



Kevin Allison
Kevin Allison
Dana Rossi
Dana Rossi
Rebecca Rush
Rebecca Rush
Alicia Jones getting grilled by Keith
Alicia Jones getting grilled by Keith
The backstage crew
The backstage crew
Tech Andrew
Tech Andrew

KATG 2612: A Case of Mistaken Identity

With Jessica Kirson — Drugs, alcohol, food, and God; gay marriage, health insurance, and Donald Trump; pets and newborns; Caitlyn Jenner removes her penis; Jessica’s baby; Jen Kober; your mom the therapist; Fat Camp; Bill O’Reilly: $13 million payout, Roger Ailes: $20 million payout; Jessica on The Comedian; stepbrother Zach Braff; drunk goggles April 14, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — One Of The Greats: Jessica Kirson, who has been in comedy for 19 years, is in studio
  • — Get On Your Knees: Jessica believes in God and has been in various programs for drugs and alcohol. She hates organized religion but needs a higher power.
  • — A Lot Going On: Jessica is legally married to another woman and has a newborn who had open heart surgery. The current administration is unnerving.
  • — Who Let The Dogs In: Studies have shown that having pets, more specifically dogs, boosts a child's immune system if they grow up with them in the house from birth
  • — It’s Your Show Name: Jessica has a podcast called Fat Pig where she talks about her struggles with weight and disordered eating
  • — Cut It Off: Caitlyn Jenner announced that she had her penis removed
  • — I Had My Father F#ck Her: Jessica and her wife had a baby together
  • — Oops: It was Jen Kober
  • — Mommy Dearest: Jessica’s mother is a therapist that saw patients in her house… while Jessica, a child, eavesdropped
  • — What Happens At Fat Camp: Camp and college molestations, spraying your food with Windex, etc.
  • — The No Spin Zone: The gang explains why Bill O’Reilly paid $13,000,000 to 5 women. Cc: Roger Ailes $20,000,000
  • — The Comedian: Jessica consulted on the movie The Comedian to the point of literally being in Robert De Niro’s ear
  • — Zach Braff’s Stepsister: Zach is Jessica’s stepbrother. Jessica talks about working in show business with a sibling that’s a Star
  • — Don’t Drink And Walk: A teacher made a 13-year-old try to walk with ‘drunk goggles,’ and the student broke her ankle

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Jessica Kirson
Jessica Kirson
Jen and Jess
Jen and Jess
Ardent Atheist, the show Jessica was definitely not on
Ardent Atheist, the show Jessica was definitely not on
Heather Henderson, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Heather Henderson, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Emery Emery, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Emery Emery, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Jessica and her wife
Jessica and her wife
Caitlyn Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
Roger Ailes, the CEO of Fox News
Roger Ailes, the CEO of Fox News
Best buds
Best buds
Andrea Mackris, Rebecca Diamond, Juliet Huddy and Laurie Dhue, 4/5 women who settled with Bill O'Reilly
Andrea Mackris, Rebecca Diamond, Juliet Huddy and Laurie Dhue, 4/5 women who settled with Bill O'Reilly
Andrea Tantaros, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Andrea Tantaros, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Megyn Kelly, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Megyn Kelly, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Gretchen Carlson, Roger Ailes victim
Gretchen Carlson, Roger Ailes victim

Robert De Niro aka Bobby
Robert De Niro aka Bobby
Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Jessica and Zach
Jessica and Zach

KATG 2611: Pound Puppies

with Carmen Lynch — Sleeping on the job; dating someone already with child; Carmen vs. cats; KATG’s new apprentice; sex with vs. the eating of animals; KATG events; Carmen’s sexting technique; RealDolls now have a family setting April 13, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Chloë Sevigny’s Fabulous Friend: Carmen Lynch is in studio
  • — Clocking Out: Like Carmen, 75% of the audience has slept while on the job
  • — Daddy’s Friend: Carmen is dating a father with child. Keith explains to her the family dynamic.
  • — #CatLivesMatter: Carmen made a joke on late night TV about hating cats, triggering the collective scorn of the internet
  • — You’re Hired: 93% of the audience voted in favor of hiring Hann Cowger, as if we would actually trust the internet to make that decision
  • — Dog Fuckers Revisited: 32% of the audience believes that people who have sex with animals should be put down. The gang revisits the debate, and it gets heated as having sex with animals is compared to eating them.
  • — Party! Super Party!: MeMeCherry calls into the show to welcome new listeners to this weekend’s KATG events
  • — Cum?! That’s Nothing: Carmen sexts on public transit like a pro
  • — Give Me Your Eggplant: RealDolls will now have a sex robot that has both a family and a sexy mode

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Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
Carmen and Chloë Sevigny
Carmen and Chloë Sevigny
Hann Cowger, the new KATG apprentice
Hann Cowger, the new KATG apprentice
Hann's first day
Hann's first day
MeMeCherry
MeMeCherry
The newest Realdoll
The newest Realdoll
Family mode?
Family mode?
Sexy mode!
Sexy mode!
Very realistic anatomy
Very realistic anatomy

KATG 2610: Yelling

with Nick Turner — National Siblings Day; Nick vs. Crunch Fitness; public masturbation; the new generation of comedy; the public abuse of United Airlines; Chuck Berry buried; Casino ripoff April 11, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — National Cousins Day: Chemda posted praise to her brothers on Facebook for National Siblings Day. The post brought out an upset cousin of Chemda’s that doesn’t understand why he wasn’t praised as well.
  • — Whose Baby Is This?: Nick received a group text that included his family and strangers that had a newborn baby linked to it. Nick explains his clever detective work to deduce who the new parents were.
  • — Be Your Better Self: Nick loses his shit at Crunch Fitness when staff refuses to clean shit off the bathroom wall.
  • — Jerk Back: Nick saw a homeless man masturbating on the train. The gang discusses how they deal with public masturbation.
  • — How About We Just Do Stand Up: Nick talks about the gag shows that he has participated in
  • — United We Stand: United Airlines forcefully assaulted and removed a passenger from a flight after they overbooked, including bloodying his face and dragging him off the plane unconsciously. Phone video was shown to the public, and still United was unapologetic, saying their actions were protocol.
  • — Rest In Piss: Chuck Berry, who was convicted of bathroom-videotaping well over 50 women without their consent in bathrooms, was laid to rest. Musicians worldwide conveniently ignored this and his love of moving underaged women across state lines for sex
  • — You Still Mad?: Marina Navarro pressed a slot machine’s button for ‘luck’ for a friend. When the slot paid out $100,000, she kept the money per casino rules.

Guests

Nick TurnerNick Turner

Pictures

Nick Turner
Nick Turner
Chemda and her brothers
Chemda and her brothers
The man being dragged out of his seat on the United Airlines flight
The man being dragged out of his seat on the United Airlines flight
The aftermath of the assault
The aftermath of the assault
The unapologetic CEO of United Airlines
The unapologetic CEO of United Airlines
United's badly timed app update
United's badly timed app update







Chuck Berry
Chuck Berry
Jan Flato, the man who had his winnings taken
Jan Flato, the man who had his winnings taken
Marina Navarro, the woman who pulled the lever and took her friend's winnings
Marina Navarro, the woman who pulled the lever and took her friend's winnings

KATG 2609: Have a Pepsi and a Smile

with Rosebud Baker — Astrology; the past you didn’t know you had; Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial; drivers; sobriety; Botox; abusive boyfriends; The Boss Baby, Going in Style, and CHiPs reviewed April 11, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — No Judgements: Rosebud Baker, who is into astrology, crystals, and the related sciences, is in studio
  • — Whoops!: Rosebud learns that she is related to owners of a slave-run plantation. Just kidding she isn’t. Andrea fucked up in her pre-show research.
  • — Hand Syria A Pepsi: The gang discusses the offensive Pepsi commercial featuring Kendall Jenner
  • — Boomerang Burp: Rosebud had a driver that burped and blew said burp into a vent in his car which then blew the burp in her direction
  • — Booze And Pills: Rosebud has been sober for 9 years, thank goodness
  • — In Her 30s: Rosebud had Botox because she feels pressure to look young and compete against younger females who are already doing it
  • — Bad Men: Rosebud discusses her abusive ex-boyfriend
  • — Death In The Family: Rosebud’s sister died by drowning because she was held down by the drain's vortex in a hot tub
  • — A Cry For Help: With his wife out of town, Keith watches The Boss Baby, Going in Style, and CHiPs

Guests

Rosebud BakerRosebud Baker

Pictures

Rosebud Baker
Rosebud Baker
Kendall Jenner and Pepsi's misstep
Kendall Jenner and Pepsi's misstep
Protests are so fun!
Protests are so fun!
The drain covers named after Rosebud's late sister
The drain covers named after Rosebud's late sister

Keith and Cathryn's upcoming child
Keith and Cathryn's upcoming child

Keith got taken
Keith got taken

KATG 2608: Kevin in the Hall

with Kevin McDonald – The Kids in the Hall – the origin, the sad stories turned into sketches, and the lack of females; KATG marathon planning April 9, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Yes, And: The polite Canadian improviser from The Kids in the Hall, Kevin McDonald, is in studio
  • — Eh-citing: Kevin tells the story of the formation of The Kids in the Hall as well as the true story behind the origin of the name
  • — It’s Bad-ish: Kevin suffers from claustrophobia and hypochondria
  • — Funny To Sad: Kevin’s father was an alcoholic, and both his parents died of brain aneurysms
  • — You Can Make That A Sketch: Kevin recounts the sad stories in his life that were used as a source for sketches on The Kids in the Hall
  • — He’s A Lady: The gang discusses the lack of females playing female roles in The Kids in the Hall sketches
  • — See You At 3: Libby comes on the show to discuss the booking debacles regarding the upcoming podcast marathon

Pictures

Kevin McDonald
Kevin McDonald
Just a couple of Canucks
Just a couple of Canucks
The Kids in the Hall
The Kids in the Hall
Sid Caesar
Sid Caesar
Dad?
Dad?
The chicken lady character
The chicken lady character
The Kids in the Hall as ladies
The Kids in the Hall as ladies
See you at 3pm sharp
See you at 3pm sharp

KATG 2607: Just a Person

with Anthony DeVito and Andrea Allan – Anthony’s sexual 90-year-old grandma; Anthony’s deadly ingrown hair; (not) working at the Apple Store; Beauty and the Beast 2017 reviewed; robber turns in whole crew; ST: TNG philosophy; the internet votes on a pro soccer team’s name; Anthony’s much younger girlfriend April 7, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — A Hot Mess And Just A Guy: Andrea Allan, a bigger mess than her co-host of The Hot Mess Comedy Hour, and Anthony DeVito, who has been on late night but is just a normal guy, are in studio
  • — An Older Taye Diggs: Anthony’s blind grandmother is engaged to a much younger deaf man who is black. Anthony's mother was shocked… that he was black.
  • — Do You Smell That?: Anthony had an ingrown hair that got so infected that he couldn’t walk
  • — Under The Radar: Anthony ‘worked’ at the Apple Store and was sure that he did next to nothing
  • — No One Fucks Like Gaston: Keith saw Beauty and the Beast, and the gang goes over the classic storyline
  • — Snitches Get Stitches: In China, 3 thieves stole fossilized dinosaur eggs. One of robbers felt bad after the fact and turned everybody in.
  • — He’s More Than An Android, He’s An Android: Chemda brings up some strange Star Trek philosophy point
  • — Boaty McBoat Face: A group starting a major league soccer expansion team in San Diego held a Facebook poll asking the public to pick the name. Footy McFooty Face was the winner with 2,770 votes.
  • — Child Bride: Anthony is dating a much younger woman who he met in a basement at an open mic

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Anthony DeVito & Andrea Allan
Anthony DeVito & Andrea Allan
Anthony just being a guy on TV
Anthony just being a guy on TV
Taye Diggs
Taye Diggs
Beauty and The Beast
Beauty and The Beast
No one fucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
The wardrobe character that makes men cross dress
The wardrobe character that makes men cross dress
Are you happy now Chemda?
Are you happy now Chemda?
Ugh
Ugh
Anthony's girlfriend Julia
Anthony's girlfriend Julia

KATG 2606: Now Hiring

with Hann Cowger – A KATG internship interview; tattoos, addiction, cancer, and her dead father April 6, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Call Me Hann: Hann Cowger, who is being interviewed live on the podcast for an internship, is in studio
  • — Were You Paid In Tattoos?: The gang discusses Hann's unconventional tattoos and her work experience in Kansas, Texas, and now New York
  • — You Like Marijuana? You’re Hired!: The gang discusses Hann’s history with drugs and alcohol
  • — Are You Psychotic?: Hann talks about managing her bipolar disorder and her battles with mental health problems throughout the years
  • — The Naked Show(s): Hann discusses nude comedy shows, her experience as a stripper, and her time as a phone sex worker
  • — Busted Knees: Like Keith, Hann also has busted knees. She talks about her addiction to opiates following her knee surgery and her family's history of drug addiction
  • — Do You Expect To Die?: Almost every member of Hann’s family has had cancer

Guests

Hann CowgerHann Cowger

Pictures

Hann Cowger
Hann Cowger
Hann getting grilled by Chemda and Keith
Hann getting grilled by Chemda and Keith
Hann's chest piece
Hann's chest piece
The Kansas city drunk punks logo
The Kansas city drunk punks logo




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