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KATG 3041: Stacking w/ Rojo Perez

The live-streaming murders in Christchurch, New Zealand; condoms stapled to business cards; Chemda's new dating plan March 19, 2019
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  • — Manifesto: 28-year-old Australian white nationalist Brenton Tarrant murdered 50 people at both the Al Noor Mosque and the Linwood Islamic Center in Christchurch, New Zealand, which he live-streamed on Facebook
  • — Hole Lot Of Trouble: A barber in Beeville, Texas gave away free condoms by stapling them to his business cards
  • — Pounded Well: Chemda unveils her new dating plan, and Andrea Allan comes on mic to try and decipher what the hell is going on

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

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Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
Brenton Tarrant and his weapons van
Brenton Tarrant and his weapons van
The white supremacy symbol
The white supremacy symbol
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan

KATG 3040: We Report, And Decide

How to impress your lover; hiring a cleaner; Drunk News; The Catholic Church vs. SNL; school bus driver yells at MAGA hat wearer; MySpace's 50 million lost songs March 18, 2019
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  • — The Bar Is Low: We have Keith explaining to Chemda how he spoiled his girlfriend Kyle upon her return from performing stand-up in Kuwait
  • — White Guilt: Keith hired a cleaner for his apartment, and he felt guilty about the cleaner being African American
  • — Drunk News: 50-year-old Connecticut woman Stefanie Warner-Grise was caught asleep at the wheel. She was drunk on vanilla extract. Also, 44-year-old Pennsylvanian Daniel Sober was charged with a DWI for driving with his blood alcohol twice the legal limit.
  • — Huh?: The Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn is demanding an apology from SNL’s Pete Davidson after he compared them to R. Kelly on Weekend Update
  • — Go Passive Aggressive: A Florida bus driver was caught on tape yelling at 14-year-old student Gunnar Johansson for wearing a MAGA hat on the bus
  • — Hmmm: MySpace claimed that they lost over 50,000,000 songs from 14,000,000 artists after migrating their content from its first 12 years from one server to another

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News & Politics > What's Hot
News & Politics > What's Hot
Keith's light bathroom reading
Keith's light bathroom reading
Stefanie Warner-Grise, vanilla extract aficionado
Stefanie Warner-Grise, vanilla extract aficionado
Daniel (not so) Sober
Daniel (not so) Sober
Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson
Gunnar Johansson, 14-year-old MAGA-lover on the school bus
Gunnar Johansson, 14-year-old MAGA-lover on the school bus

KATG 3039: Breaking Through w/ Richie Tolway

Travelling the globe to find yourself; winning the TV game show Paid Off; Thailand's happy ending massages; travelling with depression; romance halfway around the world March 15, 2019
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  • — Find Yourself: We have Richie Tolway in studio recounting the adventures he had and what he learned about himself while travelling the world
  • — In The Red: Richie competed on the TV game show Paid Off and won money to pay off his student debt. He didn't pay it.
  • — Eat, Pray, Whack Off: Richie discusses Thailand's happy ending massages
  • — Restless, Irritable, and Discontent: Richie discusses traveling with major depression and getting off his medication
  • — Bang Cock: At the end of his journey, Richie had a romantic fling with a lady he met at an AA meeting in Bangkok

Guests

Richie TolwayRichie Tolway

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Richie Tolway
Richie Tolway

KATG 3038: Operation Varsity Blues w/ Mike Lawrence and Paul Hooper

311's Caribbean Cruise and the Bahamas; HBO's Crashing cancelled; Mike reviews Captain Marvel; DMV worker demands cash and female gropes; the challenges of NYC; comics having children; the college test scandal March 14, 2019
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  • — Curmudgeon City: We have Mike Lawrence and Paul Hooper in studio updating us on the highs and lows of their lives
  • — Sublime: Mike recounts performing stand-up on the 311 Caribbean Cruise while Paul finds a way to complain about the Bahamas
  • — Crash And Burn: Mike was an actor and writer on the HBO show Crashing which was just cancelled
  • — At A Theater Near You: Mike gives his take on Captain Marvel and compares them to past superhero films
  • — 10 And 2: 35-year-old Long Island DMV worker Ian Alexander Cioffi was charged with demanding money and female gropes in order to pass people on their road tests
  • — For The Applebees: The gang discusses the challenges of NYC
  • — Lego Movies Alone: Mike is considering having kids while Paul will only have children after he saves $5,000,000
  • — The Old College Lie: Over 50 people, including celebrity parents such as Felicity Huffman and Lori Laughlin, as well as college coaches and test proctors, are being charged by the FBI for conspiring with conman Rick Singer to get their kids into schools that they aren’t qualified for. Andrea Allan discusses her findings learning about people with narcissistic personalities.

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Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
The 311 cruise
The 311 cruise


College cheating mastermind William Rick Singer (right)
College cheating mastermind William Rick Singer (right)
College cheaters Lori Laughlin and Felicity Huffman
College cheaters Lori Laughlin and Felicity Huffman

KATG 3037: Weird but True w/ Andrea Allan

The richest cities; the hipster look; Behind the Curve flat earther documentary reviewed; delivery man dips testicles in customer's salsa; the problem with guns; Jussie Smollet indicted on 16 felony counts March 13, 2019
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  • — Back To You, Joanne: We have Andrea Allan in studio discussing living amongst the richest people in the world in New York City and what it’s like compared to other megacities
  • — All Look Same: A young white male complained to the MIT Technology Review demanding they remove his photo from an article claiming all hipsters look alike. It turned out the photo wasn't actually of him.
  • — Behind The Curve: Keith reviews the documentary about flat earthers
  • — Tainted: A Tennesse man was jailed after he recorded and posted a video online of him dipping his testicles into a container of salsa that he was delivering to a customer. The gang discusses Keith’s old pranks using his bodily fluids.
  • — Attempted Slay: West Virginian Cathy Elder reportedly mistook her husband for an intruder and fatally shot him at 4 am. 46-year-old Indiana man Mark Anthony Jones accidentally shot himself in the crotch when he put his gun in the waistband of his pants. 47-year-old Florida woman Lorie Morin got angry at her boyfriend for snoring and blasted him with a shotgun in the armpit. 38-year-old California man Cuong Pham tried to light his neighbor's house on fire, his excuse being that he was trying to kill a ghost.
  • — Empire: Jussie Smollett was indicted on 16 felony counts by a grand jury in Chicago for staging a fake hate crime against himself

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Keith on vacation
Keith on vacation
The stock hipster photo from the MIT Technology Review
The stock hipster photo from the MIT Technology Review

The Tennesse man who dipped his balls in delivery salsa
The Tennesse man who dipped his balls in delivery salsa
The dip
The dip
Mark Anthony Jones, the gentleman who shot off his own dick
Mark Anthony Jones, the gentleman who shot off his own dick
Lorie Morin, the lady who shot her boyfriend for snoring
Lorie Morin, the lady who shot her boyfriend for snoring
Cuong Pham, the gentleman who lit his neighbor's house on fire over a ghost
Cuong Pham, the gentleman who lit his neighbor's house on fire over a ghost
Smoking out the ghost
Smoking out the ghost
Jussie Smollett
Jussie Smollett

KATG 3036: Room Service

Kylie Jenner's self-made billion dollars; Podfest Multimedia Expo; Ash Wednesday; R. Kelly's Gayle King interview; Alex Trebek's stage 4 cancer; Captain Marvel reviewed March 12, 2019
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Show Notes

  • — You Earned It: Keith and Chemda are back from a podcasting convention laughing at how Kylie Jenner was listed by Forbes as the youngest ever self-made billionaire
  • — 14 Years: Keith and Chemda are celebrating their 14-year anniversary of podcasting, and Marc Maron gave KATG props during episode 1,000 of WTF
  • — Blessed: Churches are providing “ashes on the go” for Christians on the move on Ash Wednesday
  • — Hysterical: Keith recounts R. Kelly’s bizarre behavior during his interview with Gayle King regarding abuse allegations
  • — What Is Cancer, Alex: Alex Trebek announced his diagnosis of stage 4 pancreatic cancer
  • — Want To Like It: Keith reviews Captain Marvel

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Kylie Jenner, the world's youngest self-made billionaire
Kylie Jenner, the world's youngest self-made billionaire
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Ash Wednesday for busy adults
Ash Wednesday for busy adults
Podfest Multmedia Expo
Podfest Multmedia Expo
Chemda living the life
Chemda living the life

A kid's meal
A kid's meal
"Cigarettes"
"Cigarettes"
building off the cigarettes
building off the cigarettes
Coco Beach weed
Coco Beach weed
Chemda trappin'
Chemda trappin'
Orlando's 450-foot tall StarFlyer
Orlando's 450-foot tall StarFlyer
"Oh shit!"
"Oh shit!"
R. Kelly
R. Kelly
Alex Trebek
Alex Trebek

KATG 3035: 2019 24-Hour Marathon: The Abuse Cycle w/ Mara Marek, Luke Touma, and Melody Kamali

14 YEARS; Leaving Neverland reactions; Chemda's ex moving out; Mara's cheating lover; smelly privates and dirty talk March 7, 2019
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Show Notes

  • — Celebrate!: It's Keith and Chemda in studio celebrating 14 years of podcasting
  • — Leaving Neverland: Keith and Chemda discuss the reactions to the new documentary about Michael Jackson’s sexual abuse of children
  • — End The Cycle: Chemda describes her recent phone call with her ex and her feelings about him moving his stuff out of her apartment
  • — THE MARATHON: Alongside Luke Touma, Mara Marek explains discovering her boyfriend cheating on her on Valentine’s Day (which also happens to be her anniversary)
  • — If You Smell Something, Say Something: Melody Kamali joins us to explain how she taught her lover Ali Clayton to... keep clean. The gang discusses dirty talk.

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Wade Robson (left), The Artist, James Safechuck (right)
Wade Robson (left), The Artist, James Safechuck (right)
Mara Marek
Mara Marek
Luke Touma
Luke Touma
Melody Kamali
Melody Kamali
Ali Clayton, Melody's girlfriend
Ali Clayton, Melody's girlfriend
The big day
The big day



Before
Before
After
After

KATG 3034: Did You Drink All the Fresca w/ Emily Lubin

Circumcision; first time at a sex party; using your fluids as perfume; flying for sex March 5, 2019
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  • — Slice And Dice: We have Emily Lubin in studio discussing the recent outrage she received on Facebook after posting a joke about circumcision
  • — Research: Emily recounts her recent and first experience at a sex party
  • — The Honey Pot: Emily has been fingering herself and putting her juices on her pulse points to attract men. She swears it works.
  • — No Fly Zone: Emily developed a romantic relationship with an internet penpal and flew out to Maimi to hook up. Things were less than stellar.

Guests

Emily LubinEmily Lubin

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Emily Lubin
Emily Lubin

KATG 3033: Blackmail Play w/ Billy Procida

Chemda's celibacy struggles; three-way interviews and domination play; Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson; Beverly Hills, 90210's Luke Perry's stroke and death; The Prodigy's Keith Flint committed suicide; Selma Blair announces her MS; Steven Spielberg vs. Streaming Movies; Green Book and Sebastian Maniscalco reviewed March 4, 2019
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  • — Bully Play: We have Billy Procida in studio explaining his newest sexual exploits to Keith and Chemda
  • — The Blind Leading The Blind: Chemda discusses her recent struggles with celibacy
  • — Service Top: Billy is coordinating gang bangs and performing domination play where he releases videos of someone blowing him as punishment
  • — What’s Happening?: 45-year-old Kate Beckinsale and 25-year-old Pete Davidson are showing public displays of affection
  • — Dead Pool: Actor Luke Perry, who played the beloved Dylan McKay on Beverly Hills, 90210, died at age 52 of a massive stroke. British musician Keith Flint, the frontman for The Prodigy, committed suicide at age 49.
  • — Brave: Actress Selma Blair talked about her MS diagnosis with a voice tremor on Good Morning America
  • — Duel: After Roma’s multiple Oscar wins, Steven Spielberg spoke publicly about how films debuting on streaming platforms should only be considered in the TV movie space at the Emmy Awards and not in the film categories at the Oscars
  • — Best Picture: Keith reviews Green Book which leads to his impression of Green Book actor Sebastian Maniscalco

Guests

Billy ProcidaBilly Procida

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Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Happy Lent
Happy Lent
Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson getting personal in public
Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson getting personal in public
Luke Perry, RIP
Luke Perry, RIP
The Prodigy's Keith Flint, RIP
The Prodigy's Keith Flint, RIP
Selma Blair
Selma Blair
Kathleen Hanna
Kathleen Hanna
Steven Spielberg
Steven Spielberg

Sebastian Maniscalco
Sebastian Maniscalco

KATG 3032: Leaving Neverland w/ Carole Montgomery

Our troops and civilian war games; living with your family; how to be a safe sex worker; micropenises and marriage; the Vatican's treasurer convicted on 5 counts of child sexual assault; Michael Jackson's child sexual abuse timeline and new allegations March 3, 2019
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  • — Girl Power: We have Carole Montgomery in studio discussing her stand-up career, her experience performing overseas for our troops, and her new Showtime series celebrating older women
  • — A Jewish Mother: Carole and her husband share an apartment with her mother-in-law. Her 27-year-old son just recently moved out of the house.
  • — Gotta Catch 'Em All: Carole’s husband plays video games in bed to Carole's chagrin. Keith shares what war games have taught him.
  • — The Oldest Profession: The gang weighs the pros and cons of being a prostitute, and Keith's friend is considering being a sex worker that only attracts decent, sweet, non-violent men
  • — Microaggression: A 27-year-old woman found out her husband had a micropenis only after they got married. She posted about it on Reddit, and now the 32-year-old husband is threatening to sue.
  • — I Hope Hell Is Real: George Pell, the Vatican treasurer and the third most senior Catholic in the world, was convicted on 5 charges of sexually assaulting a child
  • — Jesus Juice: The gang reviews a detailed timeline of Michael Jackson’s sexual abuse of children, including new details from the new documentary Leaving Neverland, the eye-witness account of a maid that worked at Neverland Ranch, and 11 new people that also claim sexual abuse

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Carole Montgomery
Carole Montgomery
George Pell, multiple child rapist and the 3rd most powerful Catholic
George Pell, multiple child rapist and the 3rd most powerful Catholic
Michael Jackson grooming Wade Robson
Michael Jackson grooming Wade Robson
Wade as an adult
Wade as an adult
Michael Jackson grooming James Safechuck
Michael Jackson grooming James Safechuck
James as an adult
James as an adult
Neverland Ranch
Neverland Ranch
Michael Jackson with Gavin Arvizo
Michael Jackson with Gavin Arvizo
Adrian McManus, Jackson's maid
Adrian McManus, Jackson's maid
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