KATG 2125: Don't Look Down

With Justy Dodge – Willow Smith’s titty shirt; the legality of adult incest; misspelled tattoos; dating the Cannibal Cop; Justy’s new boyfriend; therapy; Boyhood January 27, 2015

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— Cut My Life Into Pieces: Justy Dodge, whose taste in music might explain her propensity for self-harm, is in studio
— Kids Today: 14-year-old Willow Smith posted a picture of herself wearing a shirt with a drawing of nude breasts on it
— We'll Come Back To That: Justy doesn't have a definitive answer on whether or not adult incest should be legal
— Remember: Justy has a misspelled tattoo, which was done by her sobriety sponsor's boyfriend
— Tuna Surprise: 12% of KATG's female fan base would let the Cannibal Cop go down on them
— We Were In A Fight About Something, Clearly: Justy broke something in her new boyfriend Caleb's apartment lobby by hitting her head against it in a molly and alcohol-fueled rage
— I’m A Hot Commodity: Chemda and Justy briefly went to the same therapist but they both fired him
— I Don’t Remember Any Of That: Keith plays some outtakes from Justy’s My Name Is Keith appearance
— You Know You’ve Blown Me, Right?: It took Justy a while to realize Caleb isn’t circumcised
— The Boyhood Trilogy: Justy liked Boyhood but found it too long; Keith is tackling it an hour at a time

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Justy Dodge

Papa Roach

Willow Smith

The Cannibal Cop's Match.com profile

Caleb and Justy

KATG 2124: 7th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

Find the episodes that featured all the winners at KATG.com/VIP January 22, 2015

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— And The Winner Is: Welcome to the 2014 KATGuh Awards ceremony
— Incest Spoiler: 35% of KATG’s listeners think adult incest should be legal. It's such a problem in Iceland, where family names don’t carry on through generations, that an app was created to prevent it.
— Hungry For Love: The Cannibal Cop’s Match.com profile was deleted
— Forgiving Yourself: Henry Phillips performs Oops and Move On (KATG Live in L.A.)
— Best New Guest: Christi Chiello
— Most Ridiculous Moment: Danny’s Mom calls in (ep. 1995)
— Best Impression: Jesse Joyce and Keith as Woody Allen and Andrew Dice Clay (ep. 1939)
— Most Shocking Moment: Jonnie Flatbush vandalizes Chemda and Lauren’s house (ep. 1932)
— Most Touching Moment: Cathryn and JessNYC repaint Chemda’s walls (2014 54-Hour Marathon)
— Most Goofiest Moment: Keith explains Hollyweird to Chris Gethard (ep. 2109)
— Best Fight: KATG and Aldo vs. Patrice (ep. 1984)
— Most Sexiest Moment: Michael and Marisela go to an orgy on their 3rd date (ep. 2038)
— Best Spinoff Episode: That's the Show with Danny (ep. 94)
— Spirit Award: Danny Hatch
— Deathtime Achievement Award: Safir Romain
— Best Feedback: MJG

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Iceland's helpful incest-preventing app

The Cannibal Cop's Match.com profile

Henry Phillips

Best New Guest: Christi Chiello

Most Ridiculous Moment: Danny's Mom

Best Impression: Jesse Joyce

Woody Allen

Andrew Dice Clay

Jonnie Flatbush

Most Shocking Moment: Jonnie Flatbush vandalizes Chemda and Lauren's home

Most Touching Moment: Cathryn

Most Touching Moment: JessNYC

Best Fight: Aldo

Best Fight: Patrice

Most Sexiest Moment: Michael and Marisela

Best Spinoff Episode: That's the Show with Danny #94

Spirit Award: Danny Hatch

Deathtime Achievement Award: Safir Romain

KATG 2123: The Jenny Awards

With Nick Maritato – Comics dating comics; Girl Meets World; eating alone in public; Chemda’s wedding countdown; 17-year-old girl happily loses her virginity to her father; the Cannibal Cop joins dating sites; STFU SOTU; Whiplash review; American Sniper’s Chris Kyle was a chronic liar; 2015 Academy Award nominees; The Roast of Terry Bradshaw; New England Patriots cheat; Omarosa has proof Bill Cosby raped women that she can’t share; QVC debates if the moon is a star or a planet January 21, 2015

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— Glorious Lines: Nick Maritato, who Chemda saw being very funny on Chris Laker’s The Show, is in studio
— Are You Gonna Use That?: Nick is dating comedian and KATG guest Ashley Brooke Roberts, but their styles of comedy are so different that they’re not worried about stealing each other's premise
— Junk Food: Nick hosts a podcast about enjoying guilty pleasures, but its bonus episodes are recaps of Girl Meets World that get more listens than the main podcast
— You're Not Fooling Us: Nick’s 2 big vices are eating and smoking pot, but he’s more embarrassed about his weight, to the point that he rarely eats in public
— ChemdaAndLauren.com: Keith and Chemda go over the registry on Chemda's wedding site in anticipation of the big day
— Daddy Loves You: A 17-year-old woman lost her virginity to her estranged father and is now engaged to him (even though they can never be legally married), with plans to have children and move to New Jersey where adult incest is legal
— Dinner At My Place?: Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop, is trying his luck on dating sites after being released from jail for planning to cook and eat his wife, among others
— Whoomp! (There It Is): Barack Obama burned his haters during his State of the Union address
— It Moved Fast: Keith reviews Whiplash.
— Stuff Happened: American Sniper's Chris Kyle lied about many of the events he claimed happened to him, including punching out Jesse Ventura, shooting 2 carjackers in Texas, and shooting 30 looters in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. The man who actually killed Kyle wants his trial moved now that the movie has become a hit.
— The Jenny Award: The gang discusses the 2015 Academy Award nominations
— Ya Bald Douche: Keith wrote a roast joke about the Pittsburgh Steelers' Terry Bradshaw for Jesse Joyce
— Ya Ball Douche: 11 of the New England Patriots' 12 footballs supplied for the AFC Championship were found to be deflated. 63% of KATG's audience thinks the Pats will lose to the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
— I Wasn't Surprised: Omarosa, who used to work with Bill Cosby, said she'd have 'lots of stories to tell' about Cosby raping women if not for the nondisclosure agreement she signed
— I'm Not Buyin' It: Fashion designer and boob-grabber Issac Mizrahi got into a debate with a QVC host on air over whether the moon is a star or a planet that sustains life
— The Poll Truth: 25% of KATG's listeners are tempted to walk across America after hearing Jessica Watkins' experience, and 19% have immediate living family members they've never met

Guests

Nick Maritato

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Nick Maritato

Ashley Brooke Roberts

Lauren and Chemda

Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop

J.K. Simmons in Oz

Chris Kyle

Eddie Ray Routh, Kyle's killer

Michael Keaton

Eddie Redmayne

Benedict Cumberbatch

Justin Bieber

Terry Bradshaw

Jesse Joyce

Bill Belichick

The Patriots' deflated ball being replaced

Omarosa

Bill Cosby

QVC's Shawn Killinger and Issac Mizrahi arguing about the moon

KATG 2122: Jessica Walking

With Jessica Watkins – Jessica walks America; Selfiegate hate mail; Comedy Central to roast Justin Bieber January 20, 2015

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— Burning Daylight: Jessica Watkins, back from her 2,000 mile, 9-month walk across the country, is in studio
— I’m Just Saying: Keith and Chemda respond to hate mail they’ve received in the wake of #Selfiegate. Chemda comes to a realization.
— Like Getting Raped Again: Jessica’s rape story was nominated for a KATGuh award for Most Shocking Moment but it received less votes than the time Keith spoiled Gilmore Girls for Chemda
— Trail Buddy: Jessica recounts some of the adventures and mishaps she had on her walk, including discovering an animal had chewed a hole in her tent, crashing with racist strangers, getting food poisoning, being conned out of money, stealth camping, meeting KATG listeners, taking acid, drinking moonshine, and more
— Only The Ones I Love, Buddy: Justin Bieber has requested that he be the next Comedy Central Roast target for his 21st birthday

Guests

Jessica Watkins

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Jessica Watkins

Jessica's tent

Michael Carrino and his kids with Jessica

TJ and Benji with Jessica

Jessica's day before turning 30 bikini pic

Moonshine

Yellowstone River

Justin Bieber

KATG 2121: You've Been Served

With Jackie Kashian – Booking the 57-Hour Marathon; stand-up comedy in Hong Kong; ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com; how to end bed bugs; Selfiegate; AFC and NFC championship games; Keith vs. Xbox support; 17-year-old fake doctor; 5-year-old receives invoice for skipping out on a party; smoking weed in LA vs. NYC January 19, 2015

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— The Dorkist: Jackie Kashian, host of The Dork Forest podcast, is in studio
— Whenever You Want, Dude: Chemda discusses coordinating the booking for the upcoming 57-Hour Marathon
— ROR: Jackie performed comedy in Hong Kong, where all the open mics are in English
— Glitter Revenge: The founder of a viral website that sends envelopes stuffed with glitter has quit the site and put it up for auction
— Dream Big: A woman has subjected herself to hundreds of thousands of bed bug bites to learn more about what repels and attracts them
— Selfiegate: Keith and Chemda wrap up the selfie controversy, with Keith now approaching 50% of the audience’s support
— Let's Get Pumped: The Seattle Seahawks and The New England Patriots will be facing off in the Super Bowl as Keith predicted, though the Patriots are being investigated for using deflated footballs
— Please Go Away: Keith had a time dealing with the Xbox support team on Twitter
— Paging Dr. Grownup: A teenager in costume fooled hospital employees into thinking he was a doctor for a month who, among other things, specialized as an OB/GYN
— Party Pooper: A 5-year-old received a £15.95 invoice for him and his parents after he failed to appear at a friend's birthday party
— Morally Bankrupt: Jackie interviewed someone who loves money on The Dork Forest, but she promptly deleted the episode without releasing it because they both came off poorly
— A Big Bag Of Weed Air: Jackie details the difference between smoking pot in LA versus NYC

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Jackie Kashian

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Jackie Kashian

Hong Kong

Regine Gries and the bed bugs she's studying

Train's Pat Monahan

Katy Perry

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Doogie Howser

The invoice sent to a 5-year-old

KATG 2120: Selfie-loathing

Scarlett Johannson uses Keith’s made up word ‘Brumski’ in correct context; Chemda’s wedding dress; In Touch magazine photoshops Bruce Jenner as a woman; women playing football with men; terrorists caught in Europe; the all-white Academy Awards and reviews of Birdman, American Sniper, and Taken 3; the heated poll results to the mom reposting her daughter’s selfies January 18, 2015

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— I’m Rich!: Scarlett Johansson used Keith’s made-up word ‘brumski’ to describe her boob getting grabbed on the red carpet
— Dip It In White: Andrea Allan is turning one of Chemda’s favorite dresses into her wedding dress
— Lost In Translation: In Touch’s latest cover features a photoshopped rendering of Bruce Jenner as a woman. Keith reviews Transparent.
— I’d More Believe A Dog Was A Quarterback: Keith thinks a new show about a female quarterback on a high school football team is unrealistic
— This Is The End: Terrorists are rounded up throughout Europe
— The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year: The 87th-annual Academy Award nominees are entirely white. Keith rates Birdman, American Sniper, and Taken 3.
— This Week In Pictures Of Teenage Girls: 32% of KATG’s listeners think Keith and Lenny Marcus were right in finding it weird that the mom reposted selfies of her teenage daughter on Facebook to congratulate her upcoming college experience. Chemda is disgusted by Keith’s antiquated views.

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Scarlett Johansson

Black Widow

The phone from Her

Andrea Allan

Bruce Jenner

Bella and the Bulldogs

Alan Moore, the then 61-year-old college football player

Mad Magazine's Charlie Hebdo cartoon

KATG 2119: Grumpy Old Men

With Lenny Marcus – Keith’s MRI denied; Selma doesn’t include actual MLK speeches; the Golden Raspberry Awards; bad parenting, bad teachers, and inappropriate 18-year-olds; honeymoon plans January 14, 2015

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— Hello Chat Forum People: Lenny Marcus, ready for his haters, is in studio
— I’ll Hear It On The Show: Lenny cut off another comic’s story about his failed engagement because Lenny would rather hear it told on Keith and The Girl
— I Don’t Know, Click: Keith was denied an MRI for his damaged knees by his insurance company
— Birthday Shoutouts: Keith wishes international listeners Luke Myballs, Anita Dickinmyass, and Boyami Afoockingidiot a very happy birthday
— The King’s Speech: Despite being a biopic of the man, Selma didn’t include any of Martin Luther King Jr.’s actual words because his bickering children already sold them to Dreamworks
— Razzie! Razzie!: The gang announces some Golden Raspberry Award nominations and lists some movies they wish had been included
— Extremely Flammable: 2 toddlers died in a house fire after they were left alone for hours while their mom got her hair done
— Peaskeeping: A principal asked parents to send their children to school with canned goods to throw in self-defense at intruders
— Today’s Poll: Keith and Lenny find it odd that a mother posted 7 (sexual?) selfies of her high school-aged daughter while Chemda and Danny find it appropriate
— Glamping: Chemda explains her honeymoon plans to Lenny
— Judge Keith: Lenny will possibly be bringing his girlfriend, who is monitoring this right now, to Keith’s Super Bowl party

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Lenny Marcus

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Lenny Marcus

Taylor Ketchum

Keith's sleep study

Martin Luther King, Jr.

MLK's kids: Martin Luther III, Dexter, and Bernice

The Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Picture

Worst Actor

Noam Dworman

Worst Actress

Ciarra Johnson, the mom whose kids died while she was getting her hair done

Ciarra's kids Clifton and Tashae

The picture in question

Katy Olson

Katy Perry

Bridget Everett

Carmen Lynch

KATG 2118: Paul Is Avail

With Paul Hooper – Tinder, OK Cupid, kisses, and massages; how to get the most from your movie pass; trouble on the subway; arresting children; man tapes 94 iPhones to his body to smuggle; Charlie Hebdo’s new magazine cover; ISIS hacks U.S. military accounts January 14, 2015

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— Monthly Update: Paul Hooper, still alive, is in studio
— International Humorist: Paul’s Tinder and OK Cupid conversations tend to go south once he tells his potential lovers he’s a traveling comedian. Paul discusses his turn-ons and turn-offs.
— I Don’t Force It Upon Anyone: Paul shows pictures of his penis to anyone who asks
— Thank You To The King: Keith makes someone’s day at a showing of Selma, and he tries to explain his movie pass scheme to Chemda and Paul
— Off The Rails: 1 person died and 84 were hospitalized after a Washington, D.C. Metro train car filled with smoke. In NYC a man pleads not guilty to murder after pushing someone off a platform in front of a subway train.
— Kids These Days: 3 4th-graders made a plan to kill their fatally-allergic teacher by tainting her belongings with hand sanitizer, and a 17-year-old student violently attacked a classmate who farted as he walked by her. 56% of KATG’s audience believe it was a good idea for a man to call the cops to witness the spanking of his 12-year-old daughter. A 9-year-old boy was arrested after he failed to appear in court for stealing gum.
— Midnight iXpress: A man was busted trying to sneak 94 iPhones into mainland China from Hong Kong
— Terror Tuesday: Charlie Hebdo’s new cover features another cartoon of Mohammed. ISIS hacked an American military twitter account.

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Paul Hooper

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Paul Hooper

Paul's sexy Tinder photo

Paul's penis

Smoke inside a Washington, D.C. Metro train car

Kevin Darden, the man who pushed another NYC subway rider in front of a train

Hong Kong's worst smuggler with the 94 iPhones

KATG 2117: All in the Family

With Katy Olson – Meeting immediate family for the first time as an adult; Super Bowl XLIX predictions; 72nd Golden Globe Awards; Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare; French police commissioner shoots himself after meeting terrorist victims January 13, 2015

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— This Is Humiliating: Katy Olson, not the winner of the World Comedy Laugh Off, is in studio
— Welcome To Florida: Katy ended up in a college class with a sister she’d never met before, who told her about their biological mother’s homophobic gay serial killer boyfriend who most likely fathered Katy’s brother. Katy’s adopted mom used to babysit for a prostitute.
— And Tom Brady Will Cry: Keith shares his Super Bowl XLIX prediction
— Dressed To Kill: Despite vomitus fashion, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were very funny Golden Globes hosts
— Peace Nazi: Keith is enjoying Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, starring a possibly gay Kevin Spacey, but wishes it had more reasonable options than shooting someone in the face
— Putain De Merde: A French police commissioner shot himself in the head after meeting with victims of the Charlie Hebdo shooting

Guests

Katy Olson

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Katy Olson

Gary Ray Bowles

The road to Super Bowl XLIX

Tom Brady

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Best Motion Picture – Drama

Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical

Julianne Moore, Best Performance By an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama

Eddie Redmayne, Best Performance By an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama

Michael Keaton, Best Performance By an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical

Best Animated Feature Film

Best Director – Motion Picture

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture

Best Original Song – Motion Picture

Best Television Series – Drama

Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

Andy Cohen

Tom Cruise and Rosie O'Donnell

Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical

Best Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television

Mark Ruffalo with Matt Bomer, Best Performance By an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Miniseries, or Motion Picture Made for Television

Helric Fredou, the French Police commissioner who shot himself

KATG 2116: Marisela's Birthday

With Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias – Michael and Marisela marry; 2015 resolutions; The Imitation Game and Selma; Rex Ryan to coach the Buffalo Bills; Taylor Negron dies; Bill Cosby jokes about his rapes; Charlie Hebdo; 5 shot at Chris Brown’s party January 11, 2015

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— We’re Married Now: Michael and Marisela, celebrating their birthday, are in studio
— Power Couple: Michael is nominated for a Best Spinoff Episode KATGuh award for his appearance on My Name Is Keith. He and Marisela are also up for Most Sexiest Moment.
— I Enjoy The Slaughtering: Michael is trying to stop eating meat for 2015 while Marisela doesn’t share his goal
— How Painful Are They?: Keith’s knees are so painful that they make other people feel bad
— 2 For 2: Keith reviews The Imitation Game and Selma
— Huh?: Rex Ryan, the New York Jets’ horrible coach, will become the new head coach for the Buffalo Bills
— Fast Times at Ridgemont Die: Taylor Negron, star of The Last Boy Scout and one of the first comedians Keith saw in NYC, died
— Gas The Whole Theater: Bill Cosby made a joke about his dozens of rape accusations to wild applause from his audience
— Joke’s On You: France has been hit by multiple recent terror attacks, starting with a 12-fatality shooting spree at the office of a satirical magazine that published cartoons depicting Mohammad and ending with a stand-off at a printing press and a hostage situation at a kosher supermarket with 4 hostage deaths.
— It's Starting To Seem Suspicious: 5 people were shot at Chris Brown’s performance at a nightclub, months after Suge Knight was shot at one of Brown’s parties
— /Libby: Libby joins the show to tell the audience how they can help promote the upcoming KATG tour

Guests

Marisela Arias

Michael Khalili

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Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias

David Oyelowo, Selma's Martin Luther King, Jr.

Rex Ryan

Taylor Negron

Bill Cosby

Phylicia Rashad

Adolf Hitler

James Franco

Justin Bieber

Said and Cherif Kouachi, the terrorists behind the Charlie Hebdo attack

Amedy Coulibaly and Hayat Boumeddiene, the terrorists behind the kosher deli attack

The Twin Towers

The Freedom Tower

Chris Brown

Suge Knight

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