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KATG 3093: Freak Show

Heartbreak and moving on; Father’s Day and religious family drama; O.J. Simpson joins twitter; rapist parental rights; sexy Instagram influencers take modeling shots in Chernobyl; Godzilla: King of the Monsters reviewed June 16, 2019
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Keith's new album
Keith's new album
O. J. Simpson, murderer on social media
O. J. Simpson, murderer on social media

Instagram influencers at Chernobyl
Instagram influencers at Chernobyl

KATG 3092: Papa, Can You Hear Me? w/ Shelton Lindsay and Robin Virginie

Chemda’s voiceover attempts; The Not!Cat Emails; your religious parents June 12, 2019
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Keith's rotting family tree
Keith's rotting family tree





KATG 3091: Panic Attacking w/ Andrew Schiavone

Stand-up at business conferences; Chernobyl; social media cries for help; food and your vagina; Iggy Azalea’s leaked GQ nudes; DJ Khaled vs. Tyler, the Creator June 11, 2019
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Andrew Schiavone
Andrew Schiavone


Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea
DJ Khaled
DJ Khaled
Tyler, the Creator
Tyler, the Creator

KATG 3090: Bullshit w/ Tracey Carnazzo

73rd Tony Awards; Jeopardy!: the difference between 1st and 2nd place; MacKenzie Bezos to give ex Jeff’s $18B to charity; Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to an MMA fight; bulls vs. matadors; disowning your hateful child; Sophie Turner blames Kit Harrington for Game of Thrones coffee cup mistake June 10, 2019
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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
James Holzhauer and Ken Jennings
James Holzhauer and Ken Jennings
Emma Boettcher
Emma Boettcher
The now divorced Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos
The now divorced Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos
Justin Bieber v. Tom Cruise
Justin Bieber v. Tom Cruise
Conor McGregor v. Mark Wahlberg
Conor McGregor v. Mark Wahlberg
Selwyn Worrell, the man who "didn't rape" an old lady in his building
Selwyn Worrell, the man who "didn't rape" an old lady in his building
Matador Juan Leal
Matador Juan Leal
Sophie Turner and Kit Harrington
Sophie Turner and Kit Harrington

KATG 3089: Love Lies Bleeding

Your 7th recent picture; Tracy Morgan’s brand new $2M car smashed; NYC’s Hells Angels headquarters sold for $10M; Boston’s Straight Pride Parade organizers’ white power ties; 4 teenagers (15-18) beat up 2 lesbians; Dark Phoenix and Rocketman reviewed June 9, 2019
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The originals
The originals
Chemda being vomitous
Chemda being vomitous
KATG listeners in the house!
KATG listeners in the house!
Tracey Morgan and his just bought/damaged $2,000,000 car
Tracey Morgan and his just bought/damaged $2,000,000 car
Jocelyn Madulid, the woman who hit Tracey Morgan's car
Jocelyn Madulid, the woman who hit Tracey Morgan's car
NYC's former Hells Angels headquarters
NYC's former Hells Angels headquarters
John Hugo, Mark Sahady, and Chris Bartley, the organizers of Boston's Straight Pride (KKK) Parade
John Hugo, Mark Sahady, and Chris Bartley, the organizers of Boston's Straight Pride (KKK) Parade
Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris, the gay couple beaten by four 15 to 18-year-olds
Melania Geymonat (R) and her girlfriend Chris, the gay couple beaten by four 15 to 18-year-olds





KATG 3088: Wild 'N Out w/ Maddy Smith

Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out; Jeopardy!’s top winners; Finland’s social anxiety; 25 cups of coffee a day isn’t unhealthy and white and red meat are the same; videogame addiction classified as a disease; 2nd city to decriminalize magic mushrooms; Jon Snow in rehab for Game of Thrones stress June 7, 2019
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Maddy SmithMaddy Smith

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Maddy Smith in one of her signature big shirts
Maddy Smith in one of her signature big shirts
Maddy on Wild 'N Out
Maddy on Wild 'N Out
James Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
Emma Boettcher
Emma Boettcher
Game of Thrones' Kit Harington
Game of Thrones' Kit Harington

KATG 3087: Text Me Back w/ Hannah Boone and Phil Corso

The art of KATG ads; texting in a relationship; Keith’s hometown, dead cousin, and lack of family knowledge; New York Post’s Weird but true super wrap-up June 6, 2019
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Phil Corso and Hannah Boone
Phil Corso and Hannah Boone
Keith's dad passing along family news
Keith's dad passing along family news
Keith’s rotting family tree
Keith’s rotting family tree
The styrofoam Walmart cake
The styrofoam Walmart cake
Baltimore mayor Bernard Young, who wants to set up boxing rings in public spaces to curb gun violence
Baltimore mayor Bernard Young, who wants to set up boxing rings in public spaces to curb gun violence
Belinda Adams, the Florida woman who stabbed a friend with a screwdriver after a drinking competition
Belinda Adams, the Florida woman who stabbed a friend with a screwdriver after a drinking competition
Natasha Bagley, who attacked 2 Burger King employees for not giving her free fries
Natasha Bagley, who attacked 2 Burger King employees for not giving her free fries
Nathan Linder and the school gym floor he greased up to slide across
Nathan Linder and the school gym floor he greased up to slide across
The Florida twerking shoplifter
The Florida twerking shoplifter
The Rutherford teacher's feedback
The Rutherford teacher's feedback

KATG 3086: Unlike Anything

KATG listener letters; Chemda and Xerxes’s camping trip; Stepdad Keith’s new family; Catholic child rapists against LGBTQ Pride Month; Boston’s Straight Pride Parade; Rocketman’s reviews reviewed; movies that literally kill their actors June 5, 2019
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The gang's all here
The gang's all here
The victims of the Virginia Beach shooting (good news: none were fetuses)
The victims of the Virginia Beach shooting (good news: none were fetuses)
Thomas Joseph Tobin, anti-Pride Month bishop who protected Catholic child rapists
Thomas Joseph Tobin, anti-Pride Month bishop who protected Catholic child rapists

Unlike anything you've ever seen
Unlike anything you've ever seen


John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
The late Leo, the Pet Sematary cat
The late Leo, the Pet Sematary cat

KATG 3085: Ants in Your Pants w/ Sam Evans and Carmen Lagala

Love, sex, masturbation, and cohabitation; baseball’s Bill Buckner died of dementia; 11 Mount Everest deaths in 10 days May 30, 2019
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Carmen Lagala
Carmen Lagala
Sam Evans
Sam Evans
The late Bill Buckner
The late Bill Buckner
The famed Buckner missed ball
The famed Buckner missed ball
The line to die at Mount Everest
The line to die at Mount Everest

KATG 3084: Rated R w/ Carrie Gravenson

The U.S. Army tweets to ask how your PTSD is going; Memorial Day Weekend’s top movies: Aladdin, John Wick 3, and Brightburn; Fleabag reviewed; Carrie’s 4-month relationship; Martha Stewart’s love/hate relationship with Uber; The Rolling Stones, The Verve, and Bitter Sweet Symphony; Chemda’s love sickness May 29, 2019
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Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson


Huma Abedin on the Aladdin red carpet while Anthony Weiner registers as a sex offender
Huma Abedin on the Aladdin red carpet while Anthony Weiner registers as a sex offender



Keith googles Fleabag
Keith googles Fleabag
Ally McBeal
Ally McBeal
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart
The Verve (left) and The Rolling Stones (right)
The Verve (left) and The Rolling Stones (right)
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