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KATG 3396: Keith’s Birthday Spectacular 2021 w/ Newsy, Calvin Cato, Myka Fox, Christian Finnegan, Ophira Eisenberg, and Kevin Allison

Some of your favorite KATG guests join KATG to celebrate Keith’s big day. Keith and Chemda discuss Bernie Madoff’s passing and then the party begins: BBC’s diversity chief says Idris Elba’s Luther character isn’t black enough to be real, Ophira passes her American Civics Test to become a citizen, and Keith’s dad sent Keith homemade birthday and Easter cards. #AssMartinis #StarlightExpress #DOGE #happyholidays April 15, 2021
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Marla Grayson
Marla Grayson
Bernz
Bernz
Black enough?
Black enough?








Coke tits
Coke tits

KATG 3395: Comedy Cake

Keith and Chemda are excited for KATG Week! It’s this week! It’s now! Explosion emoji! KATG also talks about COVID-fights, bitch restaurant managers, the real reason you eat at restaurants, pretentious movies, and the upcoming Oscars and Razzies. April 12, 2021
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How to decide on your next show
How to decide on your next show



KATG 3394: Cradle 2 the Grave

Keith’s dad can’t stop, and he won’t stop. After a Malley family update, KATG talks about the deaths of Prince Phillip and DMX and the relationship between Khloé Kardashian and Keith’s stepson. Oh look, Rep. Matt Gaetz paid his teenage hookers through Venmo! Then Keith and Chemda discuss the instant classic What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It, revealing that Keith saw Netflix’s I Care a Lot and that movie reviewers are nothing but a group of sellout bitches. April 9, 2021
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Leprechaun
Leprechaun

Prince Philip, RIP
Prince Philip, RIP
DMX, RIP
DMX, RIP
Khloé Kardashian approved (l.) and disapproved (r.)
Khloé Kardashian approved (l.) and disapproved (r.)
Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz
Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz

Tina Fey's not dog attack
Tina Fey's not dog attack

KATG 3393: Why Cats are Assholes w/ Liz Miele

Liz, a comedian, cat devotee, and author, joins KATG to explain to Keith the beauty of cats (capable of scratching, biting, hissing, and jumping on everything) over the wonder of dogs (capable of sniffing out COVID and cancer, licking your tears without training, and performing party tricks). Before that the gang covers the news including DMX’s drug overdose and vegetative state, Tiger Woods driving over 80 mph leading to his 2021 debilitating car accident, the Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz underage sex story, and Dr. Drew not understanding vaccine passports. The show concludes with the new segment What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It. April 7, 2021
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Liz MieleLiz Miele

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Florida Rep. Matthew Louis Gaetz II
Florida Rep. Matthew Louis Gaetz II
Dr. Drew
Dr. Drew


Keith's perfect bookshelf
Keith's perfect bookshelf

KATG 3392: Before You Start Rolling Your Eyes ... w/ Danny Vega and Sara Levine

We learn the latest about Father Malley and his crusade to save his kids’ souls during this special time, then Am I the Asshole? hosts Danny and Sara join in to talk about April Fools’ Day during a pandemic. Then the coup de grâce: Danny and Sara introduce a new batch of questions that are ready for Keith and Chemda’s judgmental answers. Have a blessed Easter. April 2, 2021
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Michael Strahan's beautiful April Fools' Day(?) joke
Michael Strahan's beautiful April Fools' Day(?) joke

KATG 3391: Titan Truth Podcast w/ Hannah Boone

After a discussion of Keith vs. Godzilla vs. King Kong, Hannah Boone zooms by to discuss dating, toxicity, and getting your god damn picture taken. The gang talks about New York’s legalization of weed, the conservative dork Greg Kelly, and mental health before discussing Chet Haze’s White Boy Summer and Sharon Osbourne’s $10 million severance for being racist. April 1, 2021
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Hannah BooneHannah Boone

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Godzilla vs. Kong - audience score: 95%
Godzilla vs. Kong - audience score: 95%
Millie Bobby Brown and Winona Ryder (in any order)
Millie Bobby Brown and Winona Ryder (in any order)


Greg Kelly, who "toked up" once "and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya."
Greg Kelly, who "toked up" once "and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya."
Chet Haze
Chet Haze

Sharon Osbourne after her racist severance
Sharon Osbourne after her racist severance

KATG 3390: Love Canal

Keith and Chemda discuss love problems, New York’s legalization of recreational weed, Ever Given and the Suez Canal catastrophe, coronavirus and coronavaccine updates, and APRIL’S KATG WEEK ANNOUNCEMENT. March 29, 2021
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Keith's dinner
Keith's dinner
"I EAT SABRA!"
"I EAT SABRA!"



KATG 3389: ¡Ay, caramba! w/ Dana Gould

Comedy legend Dana Gould (stand-up, The Ben Stiller Show writer, The Simpsons producer) talks about the behind-the-scenes of Hollywood actors such as Tom Cruise, Jon Bon Jovi, and Larry King, the toll his impersonations take on his health, and The Problem with Apu. The gang also discuss growing up and dealing with religion, having right-wing siblings, how to make a relationship work, and how to introduce a new love to your children. And Dana was a juror in a murder trial. March 26, 2021
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Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
Jon Bon Jovi
Jon Bon Jovi
Larry King
Larry King

KATG 3388: Big Time Stories w/ Jen Spyra

Comedy writer Jen Spyra joins KATG to talk about the rated R version of Mrs. Doubtfire, Krispy Kreme’s free donuts to vaccinated people, and Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch. The gang discusses love at Kennywood, The Onion, the behind-the-scenes of writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, how to successfully submit a writing packet, and why it’s important for all women to see Blood Diamond. March 24, 2021
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KATG 3387: Cloak & Dagger w/ Craig Klein

Keith and Chemda are joined by longtime friend Craig Klein as they discuss Miami Beach’s out of control Spring Break, a volatile episode of Silent Trailers, and an inside look at comedian Andy Dick. The gang then delve into the #1 trending Los Angeles Times article on L.A.’s Cloak & Dagger and the sexual misconduct of Silicon Valley’s Thomas Middleditch. March 22, 2021
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Craig KleinCraig Klein

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Miami Beach's Spring Break
Miami Beach's Spring Break
Silent Trailers
Silent Trailers
Andy Dick and fiancée Elisa Jordana
Andy Dick and fiancée Elisa Jordana
Elisa and Benjy Bronk
Elisa and Benjy Bronk
Cloak & Dagger HQ
Cloak & Dagger HQ
Thomas Middleditch
Thomas Middleditch
Employees Kate Morgan and Annie Lesser with member Alison Waxman
Employees Kate Morgan and Annie Lesser with member Alison Waxman
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