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KATG 3650: Cough It Up w/ Shane Mauss

KATG catches up with psychedelic expert Shane Mauss to discuss the latest in mind portals in an episode that Keith is willing to die for. March 29, 2023
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  • — Psychedelic gurus and the conclusion of The Drug Texts Controversy
  • — Right wing representative reframing trans violence as violence from trans people
  • — Jonathan Major’s girlfriend retracts violent accusations as directors say they’ve heard about his violent behavior from multiple victims

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Shane MaussShane Mauss

KATG 3649: Pole Position w/ JoAnna Ross and Dan Goodman

Newly married JoAnna Ross and Dan Goodman talk about their 12 year relationship, in-laws, and learning to swim as an adult. March 27, 2023
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  • — Another school shooting oh well
  • — Family, COVID, and being a leader
  • — Schtick a Pole in It’s 10 year anniversary
  • — Dan Goodman’s sexual harassment movie
  • — Learning to swim as an adult
  • — Physical self-care

KATG 3648: Chew on This w/ J.P. McDade

J.P. McDade joins KATG to discuss the interesting dynamic about masks at shows, John Wick 4, Jonathan Majors’ domestic violence choking arrest, Kanye West saying that Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made him like Jewish people again, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial. March 26, 2023
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  • — J.P. McDade, drinking, and Wendy Williams
  • — Game Theory with Bomani Jones and COVID masks
  • — The dentist, John Wick 4, and Jonathan Majors’ domestic violence choking arrest
  • — Kanye West says Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made him like Jewish People again
  • — Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash trial
  • — April Fools’ Day

Guests

J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

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2018
2018
2019
2019

Donnie Yen
Donnie Yen
Jonathan Majors in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Jonathan Majors in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Jonathan Majors in Creed III
Jonathan Majors in Creed III
Kanye West appreciating the Jewish people
Kanye West appreciating the Jewish people
Gwyneth Paltrow's murder trial
Gwyneth Paltrow's murder trial

KATG 3647: That Was Then w/ Shalewa Sharpe

Shalewa Sharpe broke into her own home to be here! The gang discusses dealing with locksmiths, how to protect your car, where to hide your cash, and what credit card not to use. They also dissect the joy Donald Trump seems to have about being arrested. March 22, 2023
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  • — How to break into your home
  • — Credit card scammers and George Santos
  • — Donald Trump’s potential arrest
  • — Shalewa Sharpe, porn clerk

KATG 3646: You People w/ Ray DeVito and Myq Kaplan

KATG veterans Ray DeVito and Myq Kaplan discuss their latest albums as Keith turns their sales into a popularity contest. The gang discuss the sex talks they didn’t get growing up, making jokes to strangers, Donald Trump’s arrest and expected rioting, and using ChatGPT to date. March 21, 2023
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  • — Bad stand-up introductions
  • — Your childhood sex talk
  • — Making jokes at the risk of violence
  • — Donald Trump’s arrest and expected rioting
  • — Using ChatGPT to date

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AI generated news
AI generated news

KATG 3645: Hush Money w/ Rojo Perez and Craig Klein

Rojo Perez and Craig Klein join KATG to help cover the natural death of actor Lance Reddick at 60-years-old, Donald Trump’s upcoming arrest, Sue Costello suing Paramount Global, Inc., and the trickiness of Open AI’s new GPT-4. March 20, 2023
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  • — KATG Week
  • — Actor Lance Reddick dead at 60
  • — Donald Trump’s hush money arrest
  • — Drug text etiquette
  • — Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson to play themselves in a comedy about living at McConaughey’s ranch
  • — Sue Costello demands a jury trial as she sues Paramount Global, Inc.
  • — Open AI’s GPT-4

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New to the collection
New to the collection
The collection
The collection

Sue Costello
Sue Costello

KATG 3644: Free Keith w/ Billy Wayne Davis

Billy Wayne Davis helps us put a bow on the controversial drug dealing texts, challenging a friendship at the highest level. March 15, 2023
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  • — Tennessee's Republican Lieutenant Governor Randy McNally
  • — The controversial drug dealing texts
  • — Ranch ice cream

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NYC telling you GOOD LUCK
NYC telling you GOOD LUCK
Lt. Gov. Randy McNally
Lt. Gov. Randy McNally

Other McNally responses
Other McNally responses

Keith (right) texts Shane and cc's Billy Wayne and Myq
Keith (right) texts Shane and cc's Billy Wayne and Myq

KATG 3643: Stick Em Ups w/ Murf Meyer

Murf Meyer joins Keith and Chemda to discuss drugs, harm reduction, his sordid past, and corned beef. March 14, 2023
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  • — Drugs
  • — Breaking and entering
  • — Corned beef and cabbage

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Murf MeyerMurf Meyer

KATG 3642: Oscar! Oscar! 2023 w/ Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan helps KATG break down the 95th Academy Awards feat. Hugh Grant, Will Smith, Malala Yousafzai, Creed, Cocaine Bear, and Courtney Cox saying that she put her face back. March 13, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — 18 years of podcasting, stand-up, and legacy
  • — Deep talks with toddlers
  • — Man didn’t warn his fiancée that she was about to give birth
  • — 28 girls hospitalized after playing with Ouija board

KATG 3641: Open Portals w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.” March 8, 2023
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  • — KATG’s Anniversary Dinner
  • — Keith’s Super Bowl Party Critique
  • — The Gaslighting of the Capitol Insurrection
  • — Republicans complain that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah
  • — Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special
  • — Listener tells Keith she has firsthand knowledge that Ouija boards open interdimensional portals but refuses to offer any follow-up

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Keith and Chemda's KATG Anniversary Dinner
Keith and Chemda's KATG Anniversary Dinner
Gallaghers' oh-so-attractive hanging meat apartment
Gallaghers' oh-so-attractive hanging meat apartment
UNCOOKED TUNA! SEAWEED!
UNCOOKED TUNA! SEAWEED!
Pork belly
Pork belly
Cheese, peppers, AND TOMATO??!!!
Cheese, peppers, AND TOMATO??!!!
Filet mignon
Filet mignon
Lamb chops and MINT FOR LAMB CHIPS ONLY!!!
Lamb chops and MINT FOR LAMB CHIPS ONLY!!!
Sides
Sides
Creme brûlée with extra brûlée
Creme brûlée with extra brûlée
Pecan Pie and you can have a little mint here too
Pecan Pie and you can have a little mint here too
Steakhouse urinals
Steakhouse urinals
Carrie drawing urinals
Carrie drawing urinals

Carrie's night out with her boyfriend
Carrie's night out with her boyfriend
The beginnings of a KATG poll
The beginnings of a KATG poll
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