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KATG 3451: The Right Circumstances w/ Jessie Jolles

Comedian Jessie Jolles joins Keith and Chemda to discuss all things about love and dating. They discuss men who put up websites to find love, drinking million dollar orange juice, and fucking sex robots. COVID fights are ramping up, but hopefully love is still in the air. September 17, 2021
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Jessie JollesJessie Jolles

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  • — Comedians Murf Meyer and Carrie Gravenson join KATG and discuss death as well as the losses of Norm Macdonald and Diane O’Debra.
  • — Keith expecting to die at camping Bingo
  • — Depression and suicidal thoughts
  • — The cause of Trevor Moore’s death
  • — Liquor company CEO Ian Crystal fell to his death doing a flip on a Citi Field balcony
  • — A man disguised himself and kidnapped his ex-wife so that he can save her and win her back
  • — Brazil’s president told everyone in the country to buy a rifle to help the crime-ridden country

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Carrie making sure Keith doesn't lose his headphones
Carrie making sure Keith doesn't lose his headphones
The gang playing a game of Corner
The gang playing a game of Corner
Norm Macdonald, RIP
Norm Macdonald, RIP
Diane O'Debra, RIP
Diane O'Debra, RIP
Trevor Moore, RIP
Trevor Moore, RIP
Ian Crystal, RIP
Ian Crystal, RIP
Rodney William Metzer; kidnapper, hero
Rodney William Metzer; kidnapper, hero
Shanetta Wilson; farter, knifer
Shanetta Wilson; farter, knifer

KATG 3449: Labor Week

September 14, 2021
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  • — Keith and Chemda are here to cover Labor Week and all their various adventures. YAY! Britney is free, so of course now she’ll go and get married. Chemda had her first big outing since the pandemic started in beautiful … Atlantic City, and Keith met his girlfriend’s sister. The duo discusses President Biden’s vaccine mandate and their recent camping trip. Keith is the best poker player in town.
  • — Keith’s completely emptied out childhood home
  • — 9/11’s 20th anniversary
  • — Hospital staff refusing to be vaccinated
  • — Having to fire unvaccinated employees
  • — Famous anti-vaxxers’ deaths
  • — Jim Breuer vs. proof of vaccination
  • — The United States vs. Texas over banning abortions

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Britney, engaged
Britney, engaged
29: A Diamond Dogs Labor Day
29: A Diamond Dogs Labor Day
12: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda (The Obituaries)
12: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda (The Obituaries)
Princess must be in there somewhere ...
Princess must be in there somewhere ...
What's My Name #104: Where were you on 9/11
What's My Name #104: Where were you on 9/11


Jim Breuer
Jim Breuer
The campsite
The campsite
Keith's home
Keith's home
Keith's humble air mattress and low-key Tempur-Pedic pillow
Keith's humble air mattress and low-key Tempur-Pedic pillow
Popsicle stick poker, Day 1
Popsicle stick poker, Day 1
The winnings
The winnings
Popsicle stick poker, Day 2
Popsicle stick poker, Day 2
Family dinner
Family dinner

KATG 3448: Brain Humor w/ Kyle Grooms

Comedian Kyle Grooms joins Keith and Chemda to discuss Hurricane Ida, the N-Word in art, and having a cop pull a shotgun out on him while he was on the toilet. Kyle shares the harrowing story of his 9-hour brain surgery, the $500,000 bill, and a scam benefit in his honor. He talks about his decades-long relationship to a nurse and the trickiness of relationships. The gang also talks about Joe Rogan announcing he contracted COVID, Texas’s devastating abortion ban that gives the power for strangers to sue strangers for $10,000 and up, and Drake coming after Kanye. September 3, 2021
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Kyle GroomsKyle Grooms

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Hurricane Ida vs. New York City
Hurricane Ida vs. New York City



Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Drake vs. Kanye
Drake vs. Kanye
Drake's Certified Lover Boy
Drake's Certified Lover Boy

KATG 3447: Your Highness w/ Danny Vega

Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith learning that he’s royalty and Keith’s dad explaining he can still put God into bread and make others’ priests if he so chooses to. Keith covers the political landscape of his hometown, Somerset, PA, and their disbelief in science. Almost Jeopardy! host Mike Richards not only didn’t become host but has been fired as executive producer from both Jeopardy! And Wheel of Fortune. Also, Single Danny is learning to be more independent when it comes to relationships, and he closes the show with some heart attack-inducing Am I the Assholes?s. September 1, 2021
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Danny VegaDanny Vega

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You win
You win
Chloe Mrozak, 24, Illinois, arrested
Chloe Mrozak, 24, Illinois, arrested
Chloe's fake card used to enter Hawaii
Chloe's fake card used to enter Hawaii
Mike Richards, fired completely
Mike Richards, fired completely

KATG 3446: God Ruins Everything w/ Julie Seabaugh

Keith and Chemda review the screener of Too Soon: Comedy After 9/11 with its creator Julie Seabaugh. The group also discusses the new Kanye West album Donda, Chemda’s first official get-together during the pandemic, and the latest news regarding Father Malley’s children trying to convince their father that the obituaries he wrote are ridiculous. The gang also guesses at the state of Keith’s childhood home and the story behind the supposed 55 trucks that took all their memories away. August 30, 2021
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Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Kanye West's Donda listening party
Kanye West's Donda listening party
Mark DeMayo
Mark DeMayo
Louis C. K.
Louis C. K.
The movie Keith keeps calling Thirteen
The movie Keith keeps calling Thirteen

KATG 3445: The Blue Magnet w/ Mark DeMayo

Ex-detective and current-comedian Mark DeMayo joins KATG, and the gang laughs through stories of military school, breakdancing, cops, lying civilians, 9/11, mayors, and homicides. August 27, 2021
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The Borgata's casino hand washing station
The Borgata's casino hand washing station
Mayors Dinkins and Giuliani
Mayors Dinkins and Giuliani
Danny Aiello
Danny Aiello

KATG 3444: So Pumpkin Good w/ Chris Mancini and Iris Bahr

New York City rents have become the most expensive in the United States. WOOOO!!! Also, Rachel Heinemann’s Iris Bahr and Ear Buds’ Chris Mancini join KATG to help discuss the passing of The Rolling Stones’ Charlie Watts’ death, the Nirvana pool baby suing Nirvana 30 years later, and Keith vs. Atlantic City. Iris discusses her time in the Israeli army and answers all your questions about The Israeli–Palestinian Conflict. August 25, 2021
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Only in New York
Only in New York
The Suicide Squad
The Suicide Squad

The Rolling Stones' Charlie Watts, RIP
The Rolling Stones' Charlie Watts, RIP
Spencer Elden
Spencer Elden
Keith's kryptonite
Keith's kryptonite

KATG 3443: The Obituaries

The FDA gave full approval for the Pfizer vaccine. Can you get it now, you weird liar? LET’S GO! It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and shit’s about to get real. Keith reviews The Protégé featuring his lover Michael Keaton (is he using the word correctly NOW?), and Keith has received his parents’ obituaries … written by his dad. Also, Chemda contacted the babysitter that sexually abused her. August 23, 2021
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Eric Samuel André
Eric Samuel André

Jim Reeves
Jim Reeves


KATG 3442: For Lovers Only w/ Alex English

In Somerset, PA, on a street Keith lived on, a man was recently arrested for threatening people with his sword. AND WE’RE OFF! Alex English joins the duo as they follow up on their personal lives and news reports. The gang discusses Alex’s adventures in dating and sex, Keith realizing when his mom started losing her mind, Keith sending Dad the Vulture article from “Cat’s” email, his stepson’s replaced fish, Jeopardy!’s Mike Richards losing his hosting job before it began, OnlyFans banning porn, and Keith’s girlfriend’s view on the word Lover. (Spoiler: it’s heartbreaking.) Enjoy! August 20, 2021
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Mike "EZ Come EZ Go" Richards
Mike "EZ Come EZ Go" Richards
Sydney Leathers
Sydney Leathers
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