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KATG 3722: Denied Entry w/ Atheer Yacoub

Atheer Yacoub returns to commiserate with Chemda over family and meddling weirdos, and the trio discusses Keith’s erratic destination plans and the Manhattan judge who ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth. Also: Do you know who Linda Hamilton is? Only the smartest 2% do! September 27, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — DWTS: Keith Malley correctly predicts another reality show
  • — Atheer Yacoub’s Denied Entry
  • — Keith Malley’s erratic destination plans
  • — Manhattan judge rules that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth

Guests

Atheer YacoubAtheer Yacoub

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Things that send Keith into a rage — Exhibit #84
Things that send Keith into a rage — Exhibit #84

KATG 3721: Fat Cheerleader w/ Peggy O’Leary

Peggy O’Leary returns to KATG to help discuss the latest with the NFL, namely Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The trio also covers working at a family funeral home and the cast of 2023’s Dancing with the Stars. September 26, 2023
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  • — Mailbag Tuesday
  • — The Game Show Game Show feat. Britney Spears
  • — The NFL feat. Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift
  • — The family funeral home
  • — The recording of Fat Cheerleader
  • — The cast of 2023’s Dancing with the Stars
  • — News updates feat. Dane Cook’s marriage and Russell Brand’s rapes

Guests

Peggy O'LearyPeggy O'Leary

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Red Shoe Diaries
Red Shoe Diaries
Britney Spears' latest dance
Britney Spears' latest dance
Jamie Lynn Spears joins Dancing with the Stars
Jamie Lynn Spears joins Dancing with the Stars
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
Taylor Swift LOVES football!
Taylor Swift LOVES football!
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner
Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner
Dane Cook marries Kelsi Taylor (Just an age gap of 27 years)
Dane Cook marries Kelsi Taylor (Just an age gap of 27 years)
Russell Brand receives his 5th rape accusation as of 9/26/23
Russell Brand receives his 5th rape accusation as of 9/26/23

KATG 3720: My Pleasures w/ Rod Morrow

From The Black Guy Who Tips and Last Week on KATG, it’s the return of Rod Morrow! Rod joins Keith and Chemda to discuss tipping, saying “you’re welcome”, getting older, and some good ol’ fashioned Bummer News. September 21, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Tipping
  • — Thank You and You’re Welcome
  • — Getting older
  • — COVID-23
  • — Reverse Taboo
  • — Christian pastor with no arms wants your money to fight pornography
  • — 31-year-old female teacher admits to having sex with 13-year-old boy and having his child was sentenced to only 90 days in jail
  • — Knees

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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Christian pastor Nick Vujicic says SAY NO TO PORN
Christian pastor Nick Vujicic says SAY NO TO PORN
Andrea Serrano (31, teacher) impregnated by a 13-year-old
Andrea Serrano (31, teacher) impregnated by a 13-year-old
A sidewalk
A sidewalk
Chemda having a day
Chemda having a day










KATG 3719: Bag of Tricks w/ Django Gold

New KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice. September 20, 2023
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  • — Growing up as Django Gold
  • — Django Gold writer/performer: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion
  • — Dating, crying, and family death
  • — How to properly spell ‘come’
  • — Night terrors and Keith’s dream sex
  • — Rape Corner: Subway’s Jared Fogle/Bijou Phillips files for divorce from Danny Masterson
  • — Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice

Guests

Django GoldDjango Gold

Pictures

Django 1966
Django 1966
Django 2012
Django 2012

KATG 3718: Sideways

Keith and Chemda cover everything in the news from gross to disgusting to vile: Cleveland Browns’ Nick Chubb’s sideways leg, Lauren Boebert’s unruly viewing of Beetlejuice, and Russell Brand being accused of rape by four women, one being 16. September 19, 2023
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  • — Cleveland Browns’ Nick Chubb tore three ligaments in his left knee, bending his leg sideways
  • — Lauren Boebert’s unruly viewing of Beetlejuice
  • — Amber Heard didn’t give Elon Musk permission to show off her old Mercy from Overwatch sex costume
  • — Russell Brand accused of rape by four women, one being 16
  • — Drew Barrymore tries to calm anger toward her breaking strike guidelines

Pictures

Lauren Boebert's family Christmas card
Lauren Boebert's family Christmas card
Russell Brand, accused rapist
Russell Brand, accused rapist
Liz Miele
Liz Miele

KATG 3717: Aggressive Politeness w/ Chris Turner

Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all. September 14, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — The Dad Emails rap revisited/The Dad Emails book cover
  • — Constipation and your parents
  • — Violent Politeness rap
  • — WGA/SAG-AFTRA Strike rap feat. Sean Penn
  • — The Penis Bone rap
  • — Amber Heard as Mercy from Overwatch rap (shout-out to Lucie Pohl)

Guests

Chris TurnerChris Turner

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Cover art: Josh Rodgers; cover design: Mallory Jane
Cover art: Josh Rodgers; cover design: Mallory Jane
Reed Hastings: Chairman of the Board of Directors of Netflix
Reed Hastings: Chairman of the Board of Directors of Netflix
Overwatch's Mercy voiced by Lucie Pohl
Overwatch's Mercy voiced by Lucie Pohl
Amber Heard as Mercy
Amber Heard as Mercy

KATG 3716: We’ll See w/ Shalewa Sharpe

Shalewa Sharpe is back, and the gang covers Drew Barrymore vs. her WGA crew, fake positivity, and Taylor Swift’s VMAs. Have the best life ever! September 13, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Drew Barrymore vs. her WGA crew
  • — Fake positivity revisited/Teaching comedy
  • — Taylor Swift’s VMAs
  • — Keith’s Don’t Bother travel show

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Drew Barrymore vs. her writers
Drew Barrymore vs. her writers
Taylor Swift accepting an award from a reunited *NSYNC
Taylor Swift accepting an award from a reunited *NSYNC

KATG 3715: A Wonderfully Exquisite Hour w/ Myq Kaplan

Hi! We sure hope you’re having the most enjoyable day ever and that the near future is everything you hope for it to be! Please? We pray everything is so good for you! September 12, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Aaron Rodgers, who tore his left Achilles in his first game as a NY Jet, is out for the rest of the season
  • — A Chinese couple has been trying to conceive for 4 years through the asshole
  • — A gender reveal in Mexico causes a plane crash and a pilot’s death
  • — Hacked baby monitors
  • — Realtor caught sipping milk from seller’s fridge
  • — The 666 bus in Hel, Poland changed to 669 after Christian complaints
  • — Heart Brain Art Train/toxic positivity

Guests

Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

Pictures

Aaron Rodgers demonstrates what $75 million gets you nowadays
Aaron Rodgers demonstrates what $75 million gets you nowadays
The gender revealing plane before
The gender revealing plane before
The gender revealing plane after
The gender revealing plane after
Realtor Mike Rose
Realtor Mike Rose


KATG 3714: Patriot Day

Keith and Chemda return to discuss the latest Jan. 6th insurrection sentence (22 years!), That 70’s Show’s Danny Masterson’s rape sentencing (30 years!), and Chemda’s jury duty (8 hours!). September 11, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio sentenced to 22 years in prison over the Jan. 6th insurrection feat. Nazis and Donald Trump on 9/11
  • — Danny Masterson sentenced to 30 years to life over being convicted of 2 rapes
  • — The Bear/KATG VIP’s Daddy Issues
  • — Chemda’s jury duty

Pictures

The second worst thing Jets have done to New York City
The second worst thing Jets have done to New York City

Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio sentenced to 22 years
Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio sentenced to 22 years
Nazis outside Disney World
Nazis outside Disney World
Smash Mouth's Steve Harwell (RIP) and his Nazi salute
Smash Mouth's Steve Harwell (RIP) and his Nazi salute
Rapist Danny Masterson with wife Bijou Phillips
Rapist Danny Masterson with wife Bijou Phillips
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis after backing Danny Masterson
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis after backing Danny Masterson

KATG.com/VIP's Daddy Issues #16: Peace
KATG.com/VIP's Daddy Issues #16: Peace

KATG 3713: Sandbaggin’ w/ Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott

The Nicks return together before the Labor Week break! The gang discusses Mitch McConnell’s second on-camera freeze (a month after his first), the woman who cheated on her husband and lied to 911 about being raped to receive a free STD test, and a personal Active Shooter incident. Enjoy! August 31, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — The WGA Strike
  • — Gov. Ron DeSantis and Hurricane Idalia
  • — Mitch McConnell’s second on-camera freeze, a month after his first
  • — Proud Boys' leader Joe Biggs sentenced to 17 years in prison over his part in the Jan. 6th Insurrection
  • — Woman caught cheating on husband lied about being raped to get a free STD test
  • — Irate United Airlines pilot caught hacking at a parking arm 23 times with an ax
  • — The Suicide Button poll results
  • — Nick Vatterott’s ACTIVE SHOOTER incident
  • — Survivor at home

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Ron DeSantis's mansion
Ron DeSantis's mansion
Mitch McConnell ... taking it in
Mitch McConnell ... taking it in
Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs sentenced to 17 years in prison over his part in the Jan. 6th Insurrection
Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs sentenced to 17 years in prison over his part in the Jan. 6th Insurrection
Renee Dawn Skoglund lied about being raped to get a free STD test after cheating on husband
Renee Dawn Skoglund lied about being raped to get a free STD test after cheating on husband
Renee Dawn Skoglund and her husband in simpler times
Renee Dawn Skoglund and her husband in simpler times
United Airlines pilot Kenneth Henderson Jones having a time
United Airlines pilot Kenneth Henderson Jones having a time
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