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KATG 3644: Free Keith w/ Billy Wayne Davis

Billy Wayne Davis helps us put a bow on the controversial drug dealing texts, challenging a friendship at the highest level. March 15, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Tennessee's Republican Lieutenant Governor Randy McNally
  • — The controversial drug dealing texts
  • — Ranch ice cream

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NYC telling you GOOD LUCK
NYC telling you GOOD LUCK
Lt. Gov. Randy McNally
Lt. Gov. Randy McNally

Other McNally responses
Other McNally responses

Keith (right) texts Shane and cc's Billy Wayne and Myq
Keith (right) texts Shane and cc's Billy Wayne and Myq

KATG 3643: Stick Em Ups w/ Murf Meyer

Murf Meyer joins Keith and Chemda to discuss drugs, harm reduction, his sordid past, and corned beef. March 14, 2023
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  • — Drugs
  • — Breaking and entering
  • — Corned beef and cabbage

Guests

Murf MeyerMurf Meyer

KATG 3642: Oscar! Oscar! 2023 w/ Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan helps KATG break down the 95th Academy Awards feat. Hugh Grant, Will Smith, Malala Yousafzai, Creed, Cocaine Bear, and Courtney Cox saying that she put her face back. March 13, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — 18 years of podcasting, stand-up, and legacy
  • — Deep talks with toddlers
  • — Man didn’t warn his fiancée that she was about to give birth
  • — 28 girls hospitalized after playing with Ouija board

KATG 3641: Open Portals w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith and Chemda discuss their anniversary dinner, Carrie Gravenson critiques Keith’s Super Bowl party, and Republicans are proving there actually WASN’T a Capitol insurrection as they cry that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah. Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special, and a listener warns Keith about Ouija boards setting off interdimensional portals with no follow-up. “Take it from a redhead, don’t mess with them.” March 8, 2023
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  • — KATG’s Anniversary Dinner
  • — Keith’s Super Bowl Party Critique
  • — The Gaslighting of the Capitol Insurrection
  • — Republicans complain that they may no longer enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah
  • — Jada Pinkett Smith’s adultery partner August Alsina enjoyed Chris Rock’s special
  • — Listener tells Keith she has firsthand knowledge that Ouija boards open interdimensional portals but refuses to offer any follow-up

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Keith and Chemda's KATG Anniversary Dinner
Keith and Chemda's KATG Anniversary Dinner
Gallaghers' oh-so-attractive hanging meat apartment
Gallaghers' oh-so-attractive hanging meat apartment
UNCOOKED TUNA! SEAWEED!
UNCOOKED TUNA! SEAWEED!
Pork belly
Pork belly
Cheese, peppers, AND TOMATO??!!!
Cheese, peppers, AND TOMATO??!!!
Filet mignon
Filet mignon
Lamb chops and MINT FOR LAMB CHIPS ONLY!!!
Lamb chops and MINT FOR LAMB CHIPS ONLY!!!
Sides
Sides
Creme brûlée with extra brûlée
Creme brûlée with extra brûlée
Pecan Pie and you can have a little mint here too
Pecan Pie and you can have a little mint here too
Steakhouse urinals
Steakhouse urinals
Carrie drawing urinals
Carrie drawing urinals

Carrie's night out with her boyfriend
Carrie's night out with her boyfriend
The beginnings of a KATG poll
The beginnings of a KATG poll

KATG 3640: 18 Years Down w/ Mike Cannon

Barely legal Keith and The Girl celebrates 18 years in podcasting with the great Mike Cannon! March 7, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — 18 years of podcasting, stand-up, and legacy
  • — Deep talks with toddlers
  • — Man didn’t warn his fiancée that she was about to give birth
  • — 28 girls hospitalized after playing with Ouija board

Guests

Mike CannonMike Cannon

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Elvis's tattoo
Elvis's tattoo

KATG 3639: Objectum Sexuality w/ Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan joins KATG to teach us the secret to offering help and the explanation behind the totally not abnormal practice of romantically loving inanimate objects. March 6, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Remembering Keith’s mom
  • — When to offer help
  • — Objectophilia
  • — Pete Davidson drove his Mercedes over a curb, a fire hydrant, a front yard, and into a house

Guests

Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Kyle and The Melted Spatula
Kyle and The Melted Spatula
Sarah Rodo
Sarah Rodo
Dickie
Dickie
1 of Sarah's 5 plane tattoos
1 of Sarah's 5 plane tattoos
Aakash Majumdar
Aakash Majumdar
Nathaniel
Nathaniel
Objectum-Sexuality Disorder by Keith Malley
Objectum-Sexuality Disorder by Keith Malley

KATG 3638: Selective Outrage haha w/ Nick Vatterott and Rod & Karen Morrow

The J6 Prison Choir! Tom Sizemore’s death! Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage! You’re in for a big treat ha ha March 5, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — How to be charming
  • — Donald Trump and the J6 Prison Choir
  • — Tom Sizemore dead at 61
  • — Offering a loved one unsolicited advice
  • — Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage

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Kyle's spatula-infused finger
Kyle's spatula-infused finger



KATG 3637: That’s Personal w/ Matt Bachus

Truly open book Matt Bachus shares what life is like as a newly sober man dating, Keith breaks down his driver’s test results, and Prince Harry has another idea for his Privacy Tour. March 3, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Matt Bachus on sobriety and dating etiquette
  • — Keith’s driver’s test results broken down
  • — Prince Harry’s upcoming PPV trauma special
  • — Business class passenger insulted that his in-flight vegan meal was a banana
  • — 2020 KATGuh winner for Best Rant revisited: Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Guests

Matt BachusMatt Bachus

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Keith's driver's test results
Keith's driver's test results


The Vegetarian Hot Dog
The Vegetarian Hot Dog
The Vegetarian Burger
The Vegetarian Burger

KATG 3636: Equipment People w/ Julie Seabaugh and Newsy

Have you ever been a guest on a podcast or plan to be? Hell, are you a HOST or plan to be? This is a wake-up call! Deadass! The gang also discusses Chris Rock finally giving Will Smith the business and Keith’s driving test results. March 1, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — KATG and guests’ technical prowess
  • — Remembering Brody Stevens
  • — A year later Chris Rock is giving Will Smith the business
  • — The Magic of Thinking Big
  • — Dictionary.com’s new words for 2023
  • — Keith’s driving test results

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Brody Stevens
Brody Stevens
now the whole team here
now the whole team here

KATG 3635: O.P.P.: Other People’s Phalluses

Keith and Chemda discuss pit bulls, comedians killing the old-fashioned way, and used sex toys. February 27, 2023
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Show Notes

  • — Pit bulls!!!
  • — Comedian Marcos Cofresi’s subway shooting
  • — Dilbert creator Scott Adams’ racist ramblings
  • — Neighbors try to kill couple by offering them two poisoned cookies
  • — Being disrespected while going through a divorce
  • — 18-year-old boy upset at 13-year-old girls making fun of him
  • — Teenager questions if she’s being groomed
  • — Is it weird to use sex toys used by someone else?
  • — SAG Awards honors Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • — Chemda reviews 2014’s Whiplash

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Lily Norton, pit bull victim
Lily Norton, pit bull victim
Funnyman Marcos (aka Leo) Cofresi
Funnyman Marcos (aka Leo) Cofresi
Scott Adams, Dilbert
Scott Adams, Dilbert

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