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KATG 3571: Florida Man w/ Samantha Ruddy

Samantha Ruddy makes her long-awaited return to KATG, and she helps discuss her personal life as well as Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home being raided by the FBI, Facebook giving private messages about an illegal abortion between a daughter and her mom to local authorities, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller robbing bottles of alcohol from a Vermont home. August 10, 2022
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  • — Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago has been raided by the FBI
  • — Facebook gives private messages about an illegal abortion between a daughter and her mom to local authorities
  • — North Carolina schools will have AR-15s in their school buildings for protection
  • — The Flash’s Ezra Miller is at it again, this time robbing bottles of alcohol from a Vermont home
  • — Samantha Ruddy discusses her 10-year-long relationship, having kids, and wearing pants

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Trump's ... garbage disposal?
Trump's ... garbage disposal?
The Flash's Ezra Miller
The Flash's Ezra Miller

KATG 3570: It Doesn’t Matter

Keith and Chemda share the top stories with you, which includes Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s break-up after 9 months, John Lequizamo calling out James Franco, Alex Jones being forced to pay an additional $45.2 million to the first family in his Sandy Hook-related trials, and Alec Baldwin’s thoughts and prayers to Anne Heche following her two 100 mph drunk driving crashes. August 8, 2022
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  • — Distant Star or Chorizo?
  • — Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian break up after 9 months
  • — Listener Elin asks for advice regarding her child, her ex, and her new boyfriend
  • — Bob Odenkirk’s foot fetish
  • — John Lequizamo on James Franco playing Fidel Castro
  • — Alex jones sentenced to pay $45,200,000 (on top of the already $4,100,000) to the family in his first Sandy Hook-related trial (with two more trials to come)
  • — Alec Baldwin joins celebrities sending public support for Anne Heche after two 100 mph drunk driving car crashes

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Distant Star or Chorizo?
Distant Star or Chorizo?
Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian
Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian


Anne Heche's car, before and after
Anne Heche's car, before and after

KATG 3569: Infowars w/ Courtney Maginnis

Court is in session! The fabulous Courtney Maginnis rejoins KATG to help discuss why we live in New York City, Netflix’s Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99, and an 18-year-old Lollapalooza security guard who texted her supervisor that there’s a Lollapalooza mass shooting to get off of work early. A Russian court sentenced American Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison, Alex Jones’s first fake news trial cost him $4.1 million, and Kevin Spacey was sentenced to pay House of Cards producers $31 million over sexual harrassment. The news is hot and heavy, but with Courtney, everything is easy and breezy, baby. August 5, 2022
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Show Notes

  • — Shawn and KATG Tattoo #153
  • — Spain will ban certain venues from setting air conditioning below 27°C/80.6°F; living in NYC
  • — Netflix’s Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99
  • — 18-year-old Lollapalooza security guard texts their supervisor that there’s a Lollapalooza mass shooting to get off of work early
  • — Chemda’s COVID Update
  • — Russian court sentences Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison
  • — Alex Jones’s first Sandy Hook fake news trial costs him $4,100,000; NBC reports child porn found on Alex’s phone
  • — Kevin Spacey sentenced to pay House of Cards producers $31,000,000 over sexual harassment
  • — Adolf Hitler wristwatch auctions for $1,100,000
  • — Jake Gyllenhaal to replace Patrick Swayze in a remake of Road House

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"Pothead" - Shawn and KATG Tattoo #153
"Pothead" - Shawn and KATG Tattoo #153

18-year-old security guard Janya Williams
18-year-old security guard Janya Williams
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
Brittney Griner
Brittney Griner
Alex Jones
Alex Jones
Jake Gyllenhaal and Patrick Swayze
Jake Gyllenhaal and Patrick Swayze
Beyonce´
Beyonce´

KATG 3568: Hat Trick w/ Fahim Anwar

Surprise, surprise, surprise! Kansas, a dark red voting state and the first to vote if their state should protect abortion, voted that their state constitution should indeed protect the right to abortion! With the help of new guest and comedian Fahim Anwar, KATG tackles more political news by covering Cracker Barrel aficionados being upset at Cracker Barrel going woke by providing vegan options, Donald Trump’s political tricks, a Capitol insurrectionist being sentenced to 7 years in prison, and America killing Al Qaeda’s leader. After getting to know all about Fahim, the trio dissects the engagement of comic Dane Cook, 50, and singer/fitness instructor Kelsi Taylor, 23. Wait, what?! August 3, 2022
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  • — Kansas, a dark red voting state and the first to vote on a state protecting the right to an abortion, voted that their state constitution PROTECT the right to abortion
  • — Cracker Barrel aficionados upset at Cracker Barrel going woke by providing vegan options
  • — Donald Trump’s political tricks
  • — Capitol insurrectionist sentenced to 7 years in prison
  • — America kills Al Qaeda leader
  • — Fahim Anwar, Afghanistan, L.A., and dating
  • — Dane Cook, 50, is engaged to Kelsi Taylor, 23

Guests

Fahim AnwarFahim Anwar

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Why you need to vote
Why you need to vote








Dane (l.) and Kelsi (r.)
Dane (l.) and Kelsi (r.)

KATG 3567: The V Word

Keith and Chemda are interacting with you live, so be subscribed to KATG.com/YouTube! After a Chemda Health Check and a discussion about winning the lottery, KATG covers how tricky people try to have you, the listener, make up stories in their favor. Examples include Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson voting against the same-sex marriage bill before attending his gay son’s wedding and Will Smith’s simple video apology to Chris Rock. The duo also talks about Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello being accidentally tackled by his own security guard, R. Kelly’s former manager being convicted of calling in an active-shooter threat to stop the showing of Surviving R. Kelly, and Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr. wanting to declare ‘ghosting’ emotional abuse. Hit that bell, baby! August 1, 2022
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Show Notes

  • — July 29, 2022 Mega Millions winner: $1,337,000,000
  • — Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson votes against same-sex marriage bill before attending gay son’s wedding
  • — Will Smith’s video apology to Chris Rock
  • — Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello accidentally tackled by his own security guard
  • — R. Kelly’s former manager convicted of calling in an active-shooter threat to stop the showing of Surviving R. Kelly
  • — Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr. wants to declare ghosting emotional abuse

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Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson, votes against same-sex marriage bill before attending gay son’s wedding
Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson, votes against same-sex marriage bill before attending gay son’s wedding

Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr., wants to declare 'ghosting' emotional abuse
Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr., wants to declare 'ghosting' emotional abuse

KATG 3566: Full Frontal w/ Kevin Allison

The REAL open book Kevin Allison joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss male yeast infections, bed wetting, COVID, and the wonder of penises. July 29, 2022
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Show Notes

  • — Male yeast infections
  • — Bed wetting
  • — Chemda’s COVID Update
  • — The State revisited
  • — Permanent Jeopardy hosts Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings
  • — The Rehearsal
  • — The Risk podcast
  • — Rash On My Penis by Ben Lerman

Guests

Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

KATG 3565: It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere w/ Ben Rosenfeld

New guest Ben Rosenfeld joins the party, and the trio discusses the latest with Chemda’s COVID attack, Keith’s air fryer(!!!), and child rearing. Ben describes his prosopagnosia, and the gang talks about the practicality of noting sex sessions in your family calendar. July 27, 2022
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  • — Chemda’s COVID update
  • — KEITH’S AIR FRYER
  • — Russia, Ukraine, and child-rearing
  • — Sex calendars
  • — Face blindness

Guests

Ben RosenfeldBen Rosenfeld

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Keith's air fryer
Keith's air fryer
Tonight's dinner
Tonight's dinner
Ben and Michelle
Ben and Michelle

KATG 3564: Mike Cannon’s Huge Mistake w/ Mike Cannon

Mike Cannon returns to KATG as the gang discusses Chemda’s COVID, Mike’s 3-year-old son, and Melania Trump not knowing about the January 6th Capitol insurrection. July 25, 2022
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  • — Immune-compromised Chemda contracted Covid
  • — Raising kids … with honesty?
  • — Mortality and the death of Paul Sorvino
  • — Then-First Lady Melania Trump says she wasn’t aware of the January 6th Capitol insurrection
  • — Shooter in the baggage check at Dallas Love Field Airport
  • — Seduction, circumcision, and fights
  • — Being the family’s protector with cat allergies

Guests

Mike CannonMike Cannon

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Paul Sorvino
Paul Sorvino
Goodfellas
Goodfellas
Melania and Donald Trump
Melania and Donald Trump

KATG 3563: JAQing Off w/ Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan, who first joined KATG in 2007(!), completes the trio that discusses the outtakes from then-President Donald Trump’s Jan. 7th insurrection speech, Republican senators saying that protecting same-sex marriage is a waste of time, and University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage tweeting, “Can we at least try to find a cure for homosexuality, especially among men?” KATG revisits children in bars, talks about sensitive and manipulative social media posters, and delves into the asshole that is Thor. July 22, 2022
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  • — New Music for Olds
  • — The outtakes from then-President Donald Trump’s Jan. 7th insurrection speech
  • — Republican senators say that protecting same-sex marriage is a waste of time
  • — University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage tweets, “Can we at least try to find a cure for homosexuality, especially among men?”
  • — KATG Poll results and listener responses to children in bars
  • — Sensitive and manipulative social media posters
  • — Thor’s transfer of powers and Elvis & Nixon

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Keith's new music
Keith's new music
University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage
University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage
The Henry dick sucker
The Henry dick sucker
Thors
Thors

KATG 3562: How to Hire a Hitman w/ Kyle Ocasio

Kyle Ocasio joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss babies in bars, how to properly hire a hitman, and Kyle’s psychic experience. Keith promises to get a psychic reading as well. July 20, 2022
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  • — Keith and the plight of selfies
  • — Sharks and the City
  • — Babies in bars
  • — School shooting deterrents
  • — Law & Order’s on set shooting
  • — Woman arrested after trying to hire a hitman through RentAHitman.com
  • — Kyle’s psychic experience

Guests

Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

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Photograph by Matthew E. Bray
Photograph by Matthew E. Bray
Amazing White Background Photoshop by Craig Klein
Amazing White Background Photoshop by Craig Klein
The red dot is the oldest universe ever. That we ... know so far. Take it in. Fascinating.
The red dot is the oldest universe ever. That we ... know so far. Take it in. Fascinating.
COMPLETELY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE: This is how Kyle constantly takes and leaves Keith's communal candy bowl
COMPLETELY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE: This is how Kyle constantly takes and leaves Keith's communal candy bowl
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