KATG 3970: Ordinary World (Dance Through the Darkness)

Keith is feeling upbeat and healthy as he explores Charlotte and wonders if other people, too, have eaten out of the garbage. Keith also ponders if he’s watching TV or if TV is watching him. He makes a correlation between Rotten Tomatoes’ Audience Scores and the state of the world, comments on Dave Chappelle’s confusion over being embraced by anti-trans Republicans, gets riled up over the upcoming mandatory military draft, and wonders if angels are indeed walking among us. He also reads your emails. Fingers crossed. April 21, 2026

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— Your emojis and signs from the universe
— Shopping, sourdough, and eating out of the garbage
— The Pitt, Daredevil: Born Again, and feelings
— 2026’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees
— Bar customers and human angels
— Pulp Fiction’s Pete Hegseth
— 2026’s U.S. Government feat. Dave Chappelle and Rob Schneider
— Keith’s Latest Theory: Rotten Tomatoes’ Audience Score relates to the state of the world (see: The Housemaid)
— Keith’s bar and God’s angels
— SMART Recovery Handbook — 4th Edition
— Listener emails
— The Recap

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The Good Life

JUST GIVE ME A DISCOUNT YOURSELVES!

The Best Revenge

Charlotte

CHARLOTTE!!!

ER and The Pitt

Bullseye and Daredevil

28 Years Later: The Bone Collector

Chemda, Amanda, Alicia, and Keith sans eyeballs

Alicia and Keith caught on candid camera

BANNED BOOKS

KATG 3969: Lovesick & SMART

Keith discusses love, depression, anger, slipping up, and SMART recovery. April 15, 2026

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[Shrug.emoji]

The mother fuckin' signs ...

KATG 3968: Keeping Keith Honest (Oy Gevalt)

Keith’s back, and he’s gotten more so-called-fan mail! Oy vey … Keith also discusses where he’s at in his Anger Stage, No Kings, and the recent high-profile government firings. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Who is Keith more disgusted with: Louis C.K. or the dude from Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat? The answer may surprise you. Breaking news: Jesus saw his shadow! April 7, 2026

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— Technology and the end of our world
— Listener feedback regarding Keith’s Anger Stage
— Easter, government firings, political sellouts, and the No Kings protests
— Louis C.K.’s scheduled Netflix return
— Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat
— Oscars 2026
— Chuck Norris was mortal after all

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The White House robots

John Gray (This guy gets it)

Mrs. and Mrs. Noem

Pam Bondi

Trump's ex-spiritual advisor who is out of jail after being sentenced to 6 months for child rape

Robert Mueller, RIP

Brother Love in a Nashville No Kings protest

Tomi Lahren, natural beauty

The President Trump-endorsed Bill Maher

Louis C.K. and the doc you should see

Jury Duty 2 and Jury Duty 1 heroes

James Marsden

Sia

Chuck Norris presiding over his funeral

28 Days Later - Part 4

KATG 3967: Hard Interruption (The Anger Stage)

This one’s for the haters April 1, 2026

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— No notes

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"Hey empaths: FUCK YOU!" - Deanna Troi

If Elvis Rico said it, it's word

Charlotte ... YORK?!

Stepping up

"GRRRRRR!!!" - this dog hearing Keith's dad's voice

Hard

Interruption

KATG 3966: A Wonderful World w/ Katharine Heller

Katharine Heller, KATG guest for well over a decade, returns to help Keith celebrate 21 years of podcasting. The duo reminisce on the Keith and The Girl tour as well as discuss the states of the unions, personal and national. They talk about Kristi Noem’s firing and her fleecing of America, the KATG tour, Predator: Badlands, and having sex with A.I. It’s very personal, fun, funny, and heartbreaking. After all, God needed The Gimp. March 12, 2026

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— Daylight Saving Time, International Women’s Day, and the state of The Union
— Ryan Gosling and SNL lied to us
— Golden Jubilee: Turning 50
— Keith Malley’s My Very Private KATG Tour Diary
— Predator: Badlands reviewed
— Your phone’s tricks/Keith has sex and plans murder with A.I.
— Listener Elin shares her relationship breakup similarities with Keith
— Pulp Fiction’s The Gimp dies of a heart attack at 68 years old

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Katharine Heller

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Kristi Noem will pick herself up from her $220 million bootstraps

Speaking of bootstraps ...

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

A Survivor I can stomach

"Look that baby deer has a mom AND a dad what's that like?" - Katharine

Seattle Art Museum

Everything expires

Here's to the future

BE SUBTLE!

The stars of The Housemaid

Keith and A.I. try to Git-R-Done!

Awww... They're back together again.

Life Goes On, or: Welcome to Hollyweird

"It's still a wonderful world ... "

KATG 3965: Breaking Down w/ Rod Morrow

Last Weeklings rejoice! In this week's recap, the fellas discuss a new sponsor, a frappé attack, people trolling Keith with their relationship thoughts, and an invitation to you, the listener, to write in with your own theories of why Liz really broke up with Keith. March 7, 2026

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Rod Morrow

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When life was simpler, or: When Harrison Ford was twitching again

Donald Trump's good black friend Stacey Dash

Jeni's Splendid

This could be us but you playin'

Cody Jinks

KATG 3964: Epic Fury, or: What Does He Do Now?: Keith’s Smart Responses to Your Stupid Relationship Thoughts

It’s Keith solo, and he finds you explaining why ListenerLiz left him to be nothing short of fascinating. He’s also writing this description himself, and youse are fuckin’ weird! Anyway, Keith also discusses the U.S. and Israel attacking Iran and Paramount buying Warner Bros. to create one of the largest state-run media outlets known to man. Get ready to laugh and laugh! March 5, 2026

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— The U.S. and Israel attack Iran/Paramount buys Warner Bros./Other government news
— Keith’s fans inform Keith why his girlfriend left him, feat. Bjork
— Music, heartbreak, and The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 2026 nominees
— Donald Trump’s Jesse Jackson eulogy
— Multimillionaire Squatty Potty creator arrested for buying child porn
— Paramedic films himself urinating all over the office inside everything

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Just a couple thoughts on breakups ... (No joke I just realized on the table in the back right is a golf mug she got me!!!)

New course: March 12th, 2026

CAN YOU IMAGINE?!

Jesus ...

SNL guitarist Maddie Rice

Your FBI Director

Keith's heartbreaking curios

Iron Maiden's Eddie

Song Sung Blue

Russell Brand candidly preparing for court

Jesse Jackson (with MLK Jr.)

Squatty Potty creator Robert Edwards

Paramedic pisser Christopher Carroll

KATG 3963: A Tootsie Roll World w/ Carrie Gravenson

Comedian and longtime friend Carrie Gravenson joins Keith to help discuss cold fronts of all kinds, be they the 2026 Northeast Blizzard or Keith’s heartache. February 23, 2026

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— The 2026 Northeast Blizzard and Carrie’s ChatGPT
— The 2026 Olympics
— Tourette’s vs. The BAFTA Awards
— Keith’s heartache and Carrie’s personal anecdotes feat. Shia LaBeouf and Kahlil Gibran

Guests

Carrie Gravenson

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Only in New York ...

The Olympic 2nd place plushie

Tourette's sufferer(?) John Davidson

Keith's breakup sleep cycle

Carrie's proof

Moving on

Da FUCK?!

Everything's a Tootsie Roll!

Awwwww ...

Shia LeBeouf

Ani DiFranco

KATG 3962: Year of the Horse w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow is joined by Keith to discuss love, heartbreak, sex that’s too good, getting back with exes, The Love Family's fractured relationships, friends who help you get by, and eating fried head. Oh yeah; it's a doozy. February 16, 2026

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— Valentine’s Sponsor: The Post Office
— Minimum Rage: Fast food customer puts manager in a chokehold assuming he’s an illegal alien
— Minimum Rage: Man shoots and kills 2 Chick-fil-A employees in front of his wife where she also worked
— Remembering KATG.com 3961: FUCK (Valentine’s Day) w/ Brother Love: Breakups, friends, Valentine’s Day, the never ending reminders of a heartbreak, musical healing, and trust issues/ChatGPT and A.I./Politics and family drama at The Loves/Sex, cheating, and The Whiter Olympics
— Remembering CHU & A 219: FanChu: Keith’s head was still spinning over the breakup while recording Newsy’s latest episode/Listener explains KATG literally almost killing him multiple times with laughter

Guests

Rod Morrow

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The look

Connections teases Keith

OTTER?!

GREAT!!!

feat. Hollywood Ending

Trump's right hand man Bill Maher

"And who are you wearing?"

KATG 3961: FUCK (Valentine’s Day) w/ Brother Love

ChatGPT: Keith and Brother Love discussed personal matters, including Keith's recent breakup with his girlfriend Liz, which occurred just days before Valentine's Day. They explored the emotional stages of grief and the challenges of moving on after a relationship ends. Brother Love shared his own experiences with family conflicts, particularly regarding his father and sister. They also touched on current events, including political issues, the Olympics, and the Jeffrey Epstein case. Throughout the conversation, they offered each other support and shared humorous anecdotes to lighten the mood. February 15, 2026

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— Man arrested for creating fake bands with AI and making $10 million by listening to their songs with bots
— Liz breaks up with Keith/Keith confides in ChatGPT
— The work Christmas party that never happened
— Brother Love’s family and MAGA
— Some Super Bowl LX/Olympics 2026 thoughts

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Brother Love

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Keith's new phone wallpaper

The greatest saddest steak meal

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