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KATG 3336: I've Got a Feeling w/ Patrick Schroeder

U.S. reports highest number of COVID-19 infections in 1 day since ever; coronalove; boring fiction and Borat 2 reviewed; Keith steals controversial New York Post; early voting breaks records; Brooklyn cop benched for blaring “Trump 2020” over police loudspeaker October 26, 2020
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Borat's ordered cake: Jews will not replace us! :)
Borat's ordered cake: Jews will not replace us! :)
Rudy Giuliani in Borat 2
Rudy Giuliani in Borat 2

KATG 3335: French Bananas w/ Calvin Cato

Deep comedians; pandemic paramours, thirst traps, and party lines; adult games and all the bananas you can eat October 23, 2020
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Calvin CatoCalvin Cato

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Dave Chappelle and David Letterman
Dave Chappelle and David Letterman


Calvin and his bookshelf
Calvin and his bookshelf
Keith's bookshelf
Keith's bookshelf

KATG 3334: Jeff the Jerkoff 2 w/ J.P. McDade

Living with men; New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating during Zoom meeting; Troy Aikman, Joe Buck, and America; the presidential debate’s mute buttons; polling places’ dress codes; 50 Cent supports President Trump; losing friends over politics; COVID-19 and movie theaters; man butt-dials his intended murder victim October 21, 2020
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J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

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Rudy Giuliani touching himself in Borat 2
Rudy Giuliani touching himself in Borat 2
The West Wing's President Bartlet and a tan Leo McGarry
The West Wing's President Bartlet and a tan Leo McGarry
Jeffrey Toobin, New Yorker writer, CNN analyst, and Zoom meeting masturbater
Jeffrey Toobin, New Yorker writer, CNN analyst, and Zoom meeting masturbater
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman
50 Cent
50 Cent
Larry Barnett, man who butt-dialed his intended murder victim
Larry Barnett, man who butt-dialed his intended murder victim

KATG 3333: Raising the Roof w/ Tracey Carnazzo

2 weeks until Election Day; comedy, COVID-19, and fire escape shows; bacon-scented masks and nude MRIs; The Affair’s Dominic West’s affair October 19, 2020
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Our dumb America
Our dumb America
Oh Words with Friends...
Oh Words with Friends...
Another COVID-19 denier dies of COVID-19
Another COVID-19 denier dies of COVID-19
The Affair's Dominic West and not his wife
The Affair's Dominic West and not his wife

KATG 3332: Now I Know w/ Dylan Adler

Dylan’s swine flu; white men and Asian girlfriends; hot sauce in the urethra; Dylan’s street fight; Trump and Biden’s seperate town hall meetings; Billy Bush and the Grab ‘Em by the Pussy Bus Tape’s 4th anniversary; Florida woman dissatisfied with her purchased meth complains to police; Brazilian politician caught hiding $5,000 in his ass-cheeks; a drone in Israel drops weed for the citizens; Vietnam’s recycled condoms; Subway’s bread has so much sugar it can’t be called bread in Ireland October 16, 2020
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Dylan AdlerDylan Adler

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Trump's town hall
Trump's town hall
Biden's town hall
Biden's town hall
Matt Lauer and Billy Bush
Matt Lauer and Billy Bush
Beth Ann Franchak and her bad meth
Beth Ann Franchak and her bad meth
Sen. Chico Rodrigues
Sen. Chico Rodrigues
The Vietnamese condom recycling factory
The Vietnamese condom recycling factory

KATG 3331: Respect the Curtain w/ Billy Procida

Televised war crimes; Billy’s polyamorous shake-up; guns, glory holes, and OnlyFans; attention being more important than embarrassment; the coronavirus can be contracted twice and Johnson & Johnson has suspended their vaccine trials; woman sues Brad Pitt for scamming $40,000 from her October 16, 2020
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Billy ProcidaBilly Procida

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Thirsty?
Thirsty?
Billy’s homemade glory hole
Billy’s homemade glory hole
(Still) undecided voter Ken Bone
(Still) undecided voter Ken Bone
Texas healthcare CEO Kelli Christina and Brad Pitt
Texas healthcare CEO Kelli Christina and Brad Pitt

KATG 3330: Trapped w/ Casey James Salengo and Danny Vega

Thirst trap debacles and controlling personalities; coronavirus and political rhetoric October 12, 2020
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KATG 3329: The Fly w/ Laurie Kilmartin

Stand-up about your childrens’ lives; outdoor comedy; Laurie’s Trump-supporting mom died of COVID-19; Trump’s antibody treatment was tested using cells from an abortion; Trump and countryfolk; The New England Journal of Medicine is anti-Trump; the 2020 vice presidential debate and Demon Fly; undecided voters; chlorine vs. COVID-19 October 9, 2020
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Laurie Kilmartin
Laurie Kilmartin
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Richard Marx
Richard Marx
Kamala Harris, Mike Pence, and Demon Fly
Kamala Harris, Mike Pence, and Demon Fly
Joe Biden's got jokes
Joe Biden's got jokes
Bernie Sanders and Angel Bird
Bernie Sanders and Angel Bird
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh
Jack White and Morgan Wallen
Jack White and Morgan Wallen
Follow the directions
Follow the directions
KATG.com/store
KATG.com/store

KATG 3328: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge w/ Hannah Boone

Eddie Van Halen died; sex, love, break-ups, and thirst traps; borderline personality disorder and art October 7, 2020
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Hannah BooneHannah Boone

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The late Eddie Van Halen
The late Eddie Van Halen
Eddie and his son Wolfgang Van Halen
Eddie and his son Wolfgang Van Halen
The late Daniel Johnston
The late Daniel Johnston
Danny Vega
Danny Vega
Hannah's thigh tattoo
Hannah's thigh tattoo

KATG 3327: Instant Karma! w/ Emily Lubin

Covfefe-19 and pandemic weddings; the Monica Lewinsky scandal through the eyes of young people; President Trump’s coronavirus diagnosis, his drive-by, and his hospital release; Trump vs. Biden; NYC boroughs back in lockdown; the good Proud Boys; thirst traps explained; the dangers of exercise and weight loss October 5, 2020
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Emily LubinEmily Lubin

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The Donald
The Donald


Vintage Sharpie work
Vintage Sharpie work
Donald Trump's Covid drive-by
Donald Trump's Covid drive-by

The people of Staten Island praying for Trump's recovery
The people of Staten Island praying for Trump's recovery
The Grand Old Party's Rose Garden of Death
The Grand Old Party's Rose Garden of Death

"Fuck you, Mask!"
"Fuck you, Mask!"
Bill Clinton (49) and then intern Monica Lewinsky (22)
Bill Clinton (49) and then intern Monica Lewinsky (22)
Linda Tripp
Linda Tripp
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Dante Nero before
Dante Nero before
and after
and after
The good kind of Proud Boy
The good kind of Proud Boy

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