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KATG 3415: Drive w/ Zahra Noorbakhsh

Zahra joins KATG and discusses her Iranian heritage, her straight marriage and bisexuality, and her study of bro culture in comedy. Keith talks about his death-defying Memorial Day drive and his millionaire stepkids. The gang then discusses the top news stories including Chick-fil-A being at it again, the Bachelor franchise’s host Chris Harrison’s firing and $25,000,000 ultimatum, and Anthony Weiner selling NFTs based on his sexting crimes. Other news includes Mission: Impossible 7 shutting down, lawyer F. Lee Bailey’s passing and his life in Hell, Ghislaine Maxwell’s fifth bail rejection, and Derek Chauvin asking for his sentence to be time served. Sure, why not. Oh, and Julia Scotti’s people wrote KATG a letter. June 9, 2021
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Chick-fil-A's CEO Dan Cathy
Chick-fil-A's CEO Dan Cathy
Chris Harrison
Chris Harrison
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
F. Lee Bailey and O. J. Simpson
F. Lee Bailey and O. J. Simpson
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
Derek Chauvin
Derek Chauvin
Julia Scotti
Julia Scotti

KATG 3414: Funny That Way w/ Julia Scotti

Transgender comic Julia Scotti transitioned 20 years ago, and she joins KATG to share her heartbreaks and inspiring breakthroughs June 7, 2021
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KATG.com/gear
KATG.com/gear

Funny That Way
Funny That Way

KATG 3413: This Is Great News w/ Courtney Maginnis

Happy Memorial Day! Keith is getting behind the wheel of a car! Courtney joins KATG to get to the bottom of that for all our sakes as well as to discuss the latest goings-on of our world, both good and very good. Bill Cosby has been denied parole, Alan Dershowitz is suing Netflix over the documentary Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen is at it again. Happy holidays! May 28, 2021
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Keith's best friend Christian
Keith's best friend Christian
Recuperating
Recuperating
Pardon denied
Pardon denied

Jeffrey Epstein and Leslie Wexner
Jeffrey Epstein and Leslie Wexner
Alan Dershowitz vs. Virginia Giuffre
Alan Dershowitz vs. Virginia Giuffre
Amy Cooper
Amy Cooper

KATG 3412: American Crisis w/ Maddy Smith

Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out’s Maddy Smith joins Keith and Chemda as they cover the latest involving Nick’s racist podcast remarks, his subsequent apology, and his VH1 reinstatement. They also discuss PR moves and John Mulaney’s dating exploits, a woman that faked her own wedding to make her former boyfriend jealous, and the new Borat Supplemental Reportings. GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene compares having to wear masks due to COVID-19 to the holocaust, and NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo made $5,000,000 on his book touting his amazing COVID-19 leadership as he underreported COVID deaths. Chemda got her vaccine from the most unprofessional frontline worker, and listener Yessica asks Chemda if she should start smoking weed at age 36. May 26, 2021
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Maddy SmithMaddy Smith

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John Mulaney, Olivia Munn, Anna Marie Tendler
John Mulaney, Olivia Munn, Anna Marie Tendler
Sarah Vilard's fake wedding
Sarah Vilard's fake wedding
Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon
Borat's Jim and Jerry
Borat's Jim and Jerry
GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

KATG 3411: Lightning Round w/ Mathew Klickstein

Uh oh! Keith and Chemda lost a listener over Israeli-Palestinian thoughts, and they are not pleased one bit! Luckily, Keith’s able to calm down after reminiscing over how well he cleaned his own place as his girlfriend’s anniversary gift. Mathew joins the show and talks about his myriad of projects that include Steven Seagal’s only horror film, Restaurant: Impossible, and Mr. Skin before getting into his latest project Comic-Con Begins. Spoiler: Those costumed people fuuuuuuuuck. May 24, 2021
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A Silent Trailers house party
A Silent Trailers house party
Michael Davignon, who used to like us
Michael Davignon, who used to like us

Marc Summers
Marc Summers
Mr. Skin
Mr. Skin

KATG 3410: All We Are Saying w/ Usama Siddiquee and Vincient Garcia

Usama starts the show off with Keith and Chemda, and they get into the pitfall of Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s a tough one, folks, but we can do it, y’all. Usama talks about his America’s Got Talent controversy with Heidi Klum, his Bengali heritage and giving up med school to apartment squat and go into comedy, and what the COVID-19 pandemic has taught him. Then the gang discusses the May 2021 Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. Also, more than 400 people have been charged following the U.S. Capitol breach while powerful republicans are spinning January 6, 2021 as a “normal tourist visit.” Then Vincient joins KATG in person, and the 3 of them discuss the blessings of jail, anger issues, crack, meth, racism, and the power of realizing your own ignorance. May 21, 2021
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Usama vs. Heidi Klum
Usama vs. Heidi Klum
Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde: Jan. 6, 2021 "was a normal tourist visit."
Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde: Jan. 6, 2021 "was a normal tourist visit."
The normal tourist visit
The normal tourist visit



Vincient's notes
Vincient's notes

KATG 3409: God Is a Woman w/ Sarah Baker

The Kominsky Method’s Sarah Baker joins KATG to talk about the latest email from Tide Head and Shoulders Vincient, Keith’s dad’s savings bonds, and coming to life just before you die. She also shares some Hollywood stories, and Keith is probably looking up the special foundation makeup that the stars use as you read this. May 19, 2021
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Tiny and T.I.
Tiny and T.I.
Ariana Grande is married you guys!!!!!!!!
Ariana Grande is married you guys!!!!!!!!
Paul Mooney, RIP
Paul Mooney, RIP

KATG 3408: Lick My Tears w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn

After talking about a woman losing her $26 million lottery ticket in the laundry machine and reading your KATG reviews, Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan and Jesse join KATG to talk about many things, the least of all being COVID-19’s plans for your penis. The gang also discusses Ricky Schroder vs. Costco, your favorite celebrities going off the deep end, and the Israeli–Palestinian conflict. May 17, 2021
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2014's Movie of the Year
2014's Movie of the Year
Ricky Schroder vs. Costco's mask policy
Ricky Schroder vs. Costco's mask policy
The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Ghislaine Maxwell and restaurateur Keith McNally
Ghislaine Maxwell and restaurateur Keith McNally

KATG 3407: The Circus w/ Alfie Brown

England’s Alfie Brown joins KATG, and the gang starts the discussion talking about honesty in comedy before going into the new CDC COVID-19 guidelines regarding not wearing masks. Keith watched the heartbreaking movie Still Alice ahead of visiting his mom with Alzheimer's disease, and he cried like … someone who just watched Still Alice ahead of visiting their mom with Alzheimer's disease. The group then delves into the latest with our new pal Cellblock Vincient and Ellen DeGeneres wanting to fight back against Cancel Culture. May 14, 2021
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Alfie BrownAlfie Brown

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Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave
Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave

Our NYC Mayor remembering how to eat
Our NYC Mayor remembering how to eat
Still Alice
Still Alice
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres

KATG 3406: I Saw That!

Keith just got his second COVID vaccine shot, but he’s still with us to spread love. Keith and Chemda discuss relearning how to converse, bike fights, the NYC mayoral race, Ellen DeGeneres ending her talk show, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new way of being out of touch. Bennifer is making a return to Alex Rodriquez’s dismay and Matt Damon’s joy, and comedian John Mulaney dumped his wife fresh out of rehab. Enjoy the show, ignore Keith’s Bummer News, and get checked for Foxitus. May 12, 2021
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Shaun Donovan
Shaun Donovan
Ray McGuire
Ray McGuire
Down-to-earth pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Ellen DeGeneres
Down-to-earth pals Gwyneth Paltrow and Ellen DeGeneres
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and Alex Rodriguez
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and Alex Rodriguez

John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler
John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler
Anthony Antonio
Anthony Antonio
Mark William Ackett
Mark William Ackett
The WWII Japanese bomb
The WWII Japanese bomb
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