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KATG 3454: Duck That Goose w/ Craig Klein

Diamond Dogs’ own Hollywood Craig Klein joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss ass-grabbers Andrew and Chris Cuomo and Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling. The gang also wonders if Vincient Garcia will take Keith McNally’s role as Keith’s ultimate villain, if Kevin Hart cheated on Hot Ones, and California’s Yosemite National Park’s thousands-of-years-old trees burning down. September 24, 2021

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Dazed and Confused
Dazed and Confused
Andrew and Chris Cuomo
Andrew and Chris Cuomo
Chris's email
Chris's email
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Kevin Hart on Hot Ones
Kevin Hart on Hot Ones

KATG 3453: We Need to Talk w/ Shalewa Sharpe

Comedian Shalewa Sharpe joins the duo to talk about porn, dating, sex, breakups, and abortions. Well, that’s not WHY she joined Keith and Chemda, but that’s where it all went just the same. The gang discusses Brazil’s president being forced to eat his NYC pizza outdoors over his lack of being vaccinated and comic Jim Breuer telling us that you can’t threaten him with a vaccine because he knows his faith. Oh Lord Christ. September 22, 2021

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Jim Breuer
Jim Breuer

KATG 3452: Show White

Keith begins the show with a sincere apology to the listeners over a story he shared last week. He hopes you understand where he was coming from and that you can accept his words and ignore his tone. Also, popular YouTuber Jordan Cheyenne was caught manipulating her 9-year-old son on camera to cry for their sick dog, a 15-year-old attempted to measure his penis by inserting a USB cable into his urethra, and a 61-year-old got 2 months in jail for repeatedly calling 911 to let them know that he’s tired. Keith and Chemda also discuss the 2021 Emmy Awards as they try to figure out why actors of color can’t figure out how to be good enough to win awards. September 20, 2021

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Jordan Cheyenne prompting her 9-year-old son to cry over a sick dog
Jordan Cheyenne prompting her 9-year-old son to cry over a sick dog
Heather & Michael Martin and the kids they loved to prank that were taken away
Heather & Michael Martin and the kids they loved to prank that were taken away
Daniel Schroeder, 61, tired
Daniel Schroeder, 61, tired

KATG 3451: The Right Circumstances w/ Jessie Jolles

Comedian Jessie Jolles joins Keith and Chemda to discuss all things about love and dating. They discuss men who put up websites to find love, drinking million dollar orange juice, and fucking sex robots. COVID fights are ramping up, but hopefully love is still in the air. September 17, 2021

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KATG 3450: Sleep It Off w/ Carrie Gravenson and Murf Meyer

Comedians Murf Meyer and Carrie Gravenson join KATG and discuss death as well as the losses of Norm Macdonald and Diane O’Debra. KATG also discusses: Keith expecting to die at camping Bingo, Depression and suicidal thoughts, The cause of Trevor Moore’s death, Liquor company CEO Ian Crystal fell to his death doing a flip on a Citi Field balcony, A man disguised himself and kidnapped his ex-wife so that he can save her and win her back, Brazil’s president told everyone in the country to buy a rifle to help the crime-ridden country September 15, 2021

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  • — Comedians Murf Meyer and Carrie Gravenson join KATG and discuss death as well as the losses of Norm Macdonald and Diane O’Debra.
  • — Keith expecting to die at camping Bingo
  • — Depression and suicidal thoughts
  • — The cause of Trevor Moore’s death
  • — Liquor company CEO Ian Crystal fell to his death doing a flip on a Citi Field balcony
  • — A man disguised himself and kidnapped his ex-wife so that he can save her and win her back
  • — Brazil’s president told everyone in the country to buy a rifle to help the crime-ridden country

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Carrie making sure Keith doesn't lose his headphones
Carrie making sure Keith doesn't lose his headphones
The gang playing a game of Corner
The gang playing a game of Corner
Norm Macdonald, RIP
Norm Macdonald, RIP
Diane O'Debra, RIP
Diane O'Debra, RIP
Trevor Moore, RIP
Trevor Moore, RIP
Ian Crystal, RIP
Ian Crystal, RIP
Rodney William Metzer; kidnapper, hero
Rodney William Metzer; kidnapper, hero
Shanetta Wilson; farter, knifer
Shanetta Wilson; farter, knifer

KATG 3449: Labor Week

Keith and Chemda are here to cover Labor Week and all their various adventures. YAY! Britney is free, so of course now she’ll go and get married. Chemda had her first big outing since the pandemic started in beautiful … Atlantic City, and Keith met his girlfriend’s sister. The duo discusses President Biden’s vaccine mandate and their recent camping trip. Keith is the best poker player in town. KATG also discusses: Keith’s completely emptied out childhood home, 9/11’s 20th anniversary, Hospital staff refusing to be vaccinated, Having to fire unvaccinated employees, Famous anti-vaxxers’ deaths, Jim Breuer vs. proof of vaccination, The United States vs. Texas over banning abortions September 14, 2021

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  • — Keith and Chemda are here to cover Labor Week and all their various adventures. YAY! Britney is free, so of course now she’ll go and get married. Chemda had her first big outing since the pandemic started in beautiful … Atlantic City, and Keith met his girlfriend’s sister. The duo discusses President Biden’s vaccine mandate and their recent camping trip. Keith is the best poker player in town.
  • — Keith’s completely emptied out childhood home
  • — 9/11’s 20th anniversary
  • — Hospital staff refusing to be vaccinated
  • — Having to fire unvaccinated employees
  • — Famous anti-vaxxers’ deaths
  • — Jim Breuer vs. proof of vaccination
  • — The United States vs. Texas over banning abortions

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Britney, engaged
Britney, engaged
29: A Diamond Dogs Labor Day
29: A Diamond Dogs Labor Day
12: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda (The Obituaries)
12: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda (The Obituaries)
Princess must be in there somewhere ...
Princess must be in there somewhere ...
What's My Name #104: Where were you on 9/11
What's My Name #104: Where were you on 9/11


Jim Breuer
Jim Breuer
The campsite
The campsite
Keith's home
Keith's home
Keith's humble air mattress and low-key Tempur-Pedic pillow
Keith's humble air mattress and low-key Tempur-Pedic pillow
Popsicle stick poker, Day 1
Popsicle stick poker, Day 1
The winnings
The winnings
Popsicle stick poker, Day 2
Popsicle stick poker, Day 2
Family dinner
Family dinner

KATG 3448: Brain Humor w/ Kyle Grooms

Comedian Kyle Grooms joins Keith and Chemda to discuss Hurricane Ida, the N-Word in art, and having a cop pull a shotgun out on him while he was on the toilet. Kyle shares the harrowing story of his 9-hour brain surgery, the $500,000 bill, and a scam benefit in his honor. He talks about his decades-long relationship to a nurse and the trickiness of relationships. The gang also talks about Joe Rogan announcing he contracted COVID, Texas’s devastating abortion ban that gives the power for strangers to sue strangers for $10,000 and up, and Drake coming after Kanye. September 3, 2021

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Hurricane Ida vs. New York City
Hurricane Ida vs. New York City



Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Drake vs. Kanye
Drake vs. Kanye
Drake's Certified Lover Boy
Drake's Certified Lover Boy

KATG 3447: Your Highness w/ Danny Vega

Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith learning that he’s royalty and Keith’s dad explaining he can still put God into bread and make others’ priests if he so chooses to. Keith covers the political landscape of his hometown, Somerset, PA, and their disbelief in science. Almost Jeopardy! host Mike Richards not only didn’t become host but has been fired as executive producer from both Jeopardy! And Wheel of Fortune. Also, Single Danny is learning to be more independent when it comes to relationships, and he closes the show with some heart attack-inducing Am I the Assholes?s. September 1, 2021

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Danny VegaDanny Vega

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You win
You win
Chloe Mrozak, 24, Illinois, arrested
Chloe Mrozak, 24, Illinois, arrested
Chloe's fake card used to enter Hawaii
Chloe's fake card used to enter Hawaii
Mike Richards, fired completely
Mike Richards, fired completely

KATG 3446: God Ruins Everything w/ Julie Seabaugh

Keith and Chemda review the screener of Too Soon: Comedy After 9/11 with its creator Julie Seabaugh. The group also discusses the new Kanye West album Donda, Chemda’s first official get-together during the pandemic, and the latest news regarding Father Malley’s children trying to convince their father that the obituaries he wrote are ridiculous. The gang also guesses at the state of Keith’s childhood home and the story behind the supposed 55 trucks that took all their memories away. August 30, 2021

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Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Kanye West's Donda listening party
Kanye West's Donda listening party
Mark DeMayo
Mark DeMayo
Louis C. K.
Louis C. K.
The movie Keith keeps calling Thirteen
The movie Keith keeps calling Thirteen

KATG 3445: The Blue Magnet w/ Mark DeMayo

Ex-detective and current-comedian Mark DeMayo joins KATG, and the gang laughs through stories of military school, breakdancing, cops, lying civilians, 9/11, mayors, and homicides. August 27, 2021

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The Borgata's casino hand washing station
The Borgata's casino hand washing station
Mayors Dinkins and Giuliani
Mayors Dinkins and Giuliani
Danny Aiello
Danny Aiello
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