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KATG 3841: Kulturschock w/ Mario Adrion

New guest, new husband, and new green card holder Mario Adrion candidly shares with us his culture shock, his comedy, and his time as a model. U!S!A! U!S!A! July 24, 2024
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  • — 0:00 Getting the American green card
  • — 4:44 Male model turned comedian/America vs. Germany feat. 2024 Nazis
  • — 31:05 The latest on Trump shooter Thomas Crooks
  • — 34:50 Facebook and ‘chicken soup’
  • — 38:10 Modeling and sexual abuse

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Mario AdrionMario Adrion

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Okay sure, BUT HE ONLY DRINKS TEA!!!
Okay sure, BUT HE ONLY DRINKS TEA!!!
Mr. and Mrs. Adrion
Mr. and Mrs. Adrion
Trump shooter Thomas Crooks
Trump shooter Thomas Crooks
'Merica
'Merica

KATG 3840: Politics as Unusual w/ Rod and Karen Morrow

Rod and Karen Morrow’s VIP show Last Week on KATG episodes never fail to hit, and here’s another gem episode to entice you to join KATG.com/VIP. The trio discusses newly formed facts and thoughts on the Trump attempted assassination, Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden, Jon Stewart’s strange bedfellows, and Brother Love’s asshole. Our lifetime is getting exciting. July 23, 2024
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"I'm outta here!"
"I'm outta here!"

KATG 3839: President Biden Will Not Seek Reelection w/ Rod Morrow

Keith got his wish, and President Joe Biden will not seek reelection. So how does he feel now? Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the worldwide news, the congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle in regards to the Trump assassination attempt, and why God is simply too busy to help you. July 22, 2024
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  • — 0:00 The Plight of the KATG Guest
  • — 7:57 The congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle
  • — 13:05 NYPD officers cite the Bible to defend themselves not shaving/A religious gathering in India kills over 120 people in a crowd crush
  • — 17:58 President Joe Biden will not seek reelection
  • — 33:57 The Sopranos’ Drea de Matteo has her 13-year-old son edit her sexual OnlyFans photos
  • — 40:51 Minimum Rage
  • — 48:38 Keith on Joe Biden dropping out

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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The boss of the Secret Service: Kimberly Cheatle
The boss of the Secret Service: Kimberly Cheatle

J. D. Vance's story(?)
J. D. Vance's story(?)
Adriana La Cerva on OnlyFans
Adriana La Cerva on OnlyFans

KATG 3838: Viewer Discretion w/ Brother Love

We’re Brother Lovin’! KATG talks America, the RNC, Tenacious D, Satan?, and the Emmys. Yes, Keith is caught up with Cobra Kai. July 20, 2024
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  • — 0:00 A Cyber Breakdown
  • — 1:43 Ingrid Andress’s The Star-Spangled Banner and auto-tune explained feat. Roseanne Barr
  • — 10:09 The 2024 Republican National Convention feat. J. D. Vance, Hulk Hogan, Grindr, and 2024’s Nazis
  • — 21:29 President Biden and COVID
  • — 23:20 Tenacious D, Kyle Gass, and not missing Trump next time/The Boys and viewer discretions
  • — 31:13: Hail Satan? and Marilyn Manson
  • — 33:36 Brother Love on Richard Simmons/The 2024 Emmys feat. The Bear being funnier than 30 Rock/Cobra Kai - Season 6
  • — 1:07:03 Brother Love back in New York City! feat. Aerosmith and Them Vibes

Guests

Brother LoveBrother Love

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Meanwhile ... in Nashville ...
Meanwhile ... in Nashville ...
Meanwhile ... in Hollyweird ...
Meanwhile ... in Hollyweird ...

KATG 3837: The 2024 Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump w/ Megan Koester

The hilariously candid Megan Koester helps Keith figure out the meaning behind the Bad Boys: Ride or Die slaps, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, and the Louis C.K./New York Times documentary Sorry/Not Sorry. July 15, 2024
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  • — 0:00 Stamps are now 73 cents for first-class postage, unless you use Megan Koester’s life hack
  • — 4:45 Bad Boys IV features Martin Lawrence slapping Will Smith four times (curing his anxiety attacks)
  • — 11:26 Sorry/Not Sorry, the Louis C.K./New York Times documentary - Part 1
  • — 26:20 The 2024 Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump/Celebrities go in threes: Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Shannon Doherty/Hulk Hogan’s Real American Beer (Brother)
  • — 48:48 Sorry/Not Sorry, the Louis C.K./New York Times documentary - Part 2

Guests

Megan KoesterMegan Koester

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A bullet
A bullet




Now what, Republican congressfolk?
Now what, Republican congressfolk?



KATG 3836: Coup de Grâce w/ Craig Klein, Mallory Jane, and Chris

The gang from 5 On It joins Keith to help discuss the scary presidential climate, the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating competition cheater, and Alec Baldwin’s shooting trial being deemed a mistrial. July 13, 2024
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  • — CLT: Charlotte Douglas International Airport and talking to fellow airline passengers
  • — Playing with Army K-9s
  • — The Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating competition cheater
  • — The Beastie boys sue Chili’s for unauthorized use of Sabotage
  • — Eminem’s The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) feat. Caitlyn Jenner and Christopher Reeve
  • — The State of President Joseph Robinette Biden
  • — Mr. Show’s Jay Johnston plead guilty for his role in the January 6th Capitol riot
  • — Alec Baldwin’s Rust shooting trial deemed a mistrial, not to be brought again

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Charlotte, NC shows respect. FINALLY!
Charlotte, NC shows respect. FINALLY!
Carmen Lynch: For the Troops
Carmen Lynch: For the Troops
Worth it
Worth it
Fiancé and cheater Nick Wehry (l.), fiancée and legit champion Miki Sudo (r.)
Fiancé and cheater Nick Wehry (l.), fiancée and legit champion Miki Sudo (r.)

Comedian Jay Johnston - Jan. 6, 2021
Comedian Jay Johnston - Jan. 6, 2021

KATG 3835: My Opening Line w/ Gilbert Gottfried

Legend Gilbert Gottfried covers his first times in comedy while sharing his need for attention and being raised by television. The gang covers Gilbert’s early impressions, his breaks on TV, and the time Jerry Seinfeld sucked off Boris Karloff. This god of laughter is hilarious and personal as he chronologically covers his rise to stardom. July 10, 2024
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Kevin Allison
Kevin Allison
SNL
SNL

Gilbert's brain
Gilbert's brain
Gilbert's archenemy
Gilbert's archenemy

KATG 3834: Hot Dog…The Podcast w/ Rod Morrow

Fresh off the July 4th holiday, Keith is joined by the hilarious Rod Morrow to discuss Keith being blackmailed, his vacation, the future of America, love, and little cuck snitches. R.I.P. that chick from House of the Dragon. July 8, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Keith’s porn blackmail
  • — 14:45 Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest feat. Lemonade Chugging
  • — 23:15 July 4th, Donald John Trump, the U.S. Supreme Court, and a perfectly healthy President Joseph Robinette Biden/America, Hawk Tuah, Mr. Beast for President, and how Keith’s $3 can save America
  • — 54:52 House of the Dragon and funny airplane pilots
  • — 1:02:55 Kids’ talent shows and how to test a relationship early on/5 On It
  • — 1:11:45 Pins Mechanical, duckpin bowling, and MAGIC
  • — 1:17:55 AAA baseball feat. the Charlotte Knights and rain/Famous city hot dogs
  • — 1:32::37 Memories - Take advantage of KATG.com/[GUEST]

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

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Eric 'Badlands' Booker (winner, center) and others. Not even close.
Eric 'Badlands' Booker (winner, center) and others. Not even close.

Rod, Karen, Keith, and Liz
Rod, Karen, Keith, and Liz
It's just a game. The score doesn't matter.
It's just a game. The score doesn't matter.
Who watches the watchmen?
Who watches the watchmen?
Charlotte Knights' Homer the Dragon (left) and Keith (right)
Charlotte Knights' Homer the Dragon (left) and Keith (right)
Baseball ...
Baseball ...
The Charlotte Knights' fan base
The Charlotte Knights' fan base


Keith LOVES 1st Place things!
Keith LOVES 1st Place things!
Notice the Down South Rolls. Also note that Charlotte is full of hospitals.
Notice the Down South Rolls. Also note that Charlotte is full of hospitals.

KATG 3833: Good Luck, America w/ May Wilkerson and Danny Vega

KATG legends Danny Vega and May Wilkerson delight us as we watch America burn. The trio discusses family dynamics, THE FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!, Joy and Anxiety, and Am I the Assholes. We also hear the latest from Felix. June 29, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Family dynamics and being an only child
  • — The June 2024 Presidential Debate feat. Felix
  • — Inside Out: Joy and Anxiety
  • — The Bear season 3
  • — Am I the Asshole: A family celebrates a vegan’s moving away with an all meat BBQ
  • — Am I the Asshole: Porsche 911 owner sends everyone home from his cookout after brother-in-law accidentally runs into his car

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No longer cute
No longer cute
May Wilkerson (right) in love
May Wilkerson (right) in love
Joy and Anxiety
Joy and Anxiety

KATG 3832: The Bear (Hawk Tuah) w/ Carmen Lagala

Carmen Lagala joins Keith to help discuss therapy, The Bear season 3, and Hawk Tuah. June 27, 2024
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  • — Carmen Lagala’s big basketball win
  • — The first 2024 presidential debate/the U.S. Supreme Court
  • — Therapy
  • — Keith’s missing wallet/Bodega panic buttons
  • — The Bear season 3
  • — Hawk Tuah
  • — Will Smith to debut new song at BET Awards
  • — Angry gamer flies to rival gamers house to attack him with a hammer
  • — Armie Hammer is pleased about his cannibal rape allegations
  • — Carmen Lagala’s relationship and her work on OnlyFans

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Carmen LagalaCarmen Lagala

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The Hawk Tuah Girl (left)
The Hawk Tuah Girl (left)
Armie Hammer
Armie Hammer
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