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KATG 3291: Yes Bitch w/ Courtney Maginnis

The KATG Roast and hurt feelings; quarantining while newly married; Chemda’s robbed bodega; Kanye West vs. President Trump; Formula 1 racing and Black Lives Matter; the CAREN Act; anglicizing foreign names; 80-year-olds realize they were switched at birth; Beyoncé news; Germany bans upskirting; Berlin sex workers protest COVID-19 lockdowns; 30-year-old inserted a cellphone charger through his urethra July 8, 2020
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Join us this Saturday!
Join us this Saturday!
Old pals
Old pals
Formula 1 drivers making their choices
Formula 1 drivers making their choices
Phuc Bui Diem Nguyen and Matthew Hubbard
Phuc Bui Diem Nguyen and Matthew Hubbard
Jackie Lee Spencer and John William Carr III, switched at birth
Jackie Lee Spencer and John William Carr III, switched at birth
Congressional candidate KW Miller and his claims
Congressional candidate KW Miller and his claims
German sex workers protesting covid
German sex workers protesting covid

KATG 3290: Heads Up w/ Myq Kaplan

Keith’s girlfriend’s birthday; Jason Momoa as Frosty the Snowman; Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest and Guinness World Records; COVID-19 and BLM updates; NFL and the Washington Redskins; Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell arrested July 6, 2020
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Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Kyle's subtle reminder on Keith's calendar
Kyle's subtle reminder on Keith's calendar
Kyle's cake idea
Kyle's cake idea
The cake company's idea
The cake company's idea
Keith's offerings
Keith's offerings
The end result
The end result



Birthday Music: At Your Best (You Are Love)
Birthday Music: At Your Best (You Are Love)
Birthday Television
Birthday Television
Frosty the Snowman
Frosty the Snowman
The only book Keith read
The only book Keith read


Miki Sudo
Miki Sudo
Ben's tattoo commemorating the record-making 76-hour podcast marathon
Ben's tattoo commemorating the record-making 76-hour podcast marathon
A New York Public Library's masked lion
A New York Public Library's masked lion
NYC's Officer Ozkan can't breathe with a mask
NYC's Officer Ozkan can't breathe with a mask
The Washington Redskins
The Washington Redskins
The Frederick Douglass statue
The Frederick Douglass statue
Selma, Alabama's Edmund Pettus Bridge
Selma, Alabama's Edmund Pettus Bridge
Jeffrey Epstein and his recently arrested accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell
Jeffrey Epstein and his recently arrested accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell
Troublesome pictures
Troublesome pictures

KATG 3289: Y’NEVANO w/ Wali Collins

Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice; BLM and the safe black man; Apollo turning on their own; architect turned comedian; Wali’s 81-year-old mom remarried; Pakistan’s fake pilots; George R.R. Martin’s The Winds of Winter July 1, 2020
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Wali CollinsWali Collins

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The Lone Warrior
The Lone Warrior
Mark and Patricia McCloskey pointing guns at protesters in Missouri
Mark and Patricia McCloskey pointing guns at protesters in Missouri
DAD, RIP
DAD, RIP

George R.R. Martin
George R.R. Martin

KATG 3288: 0% Tolerance w/ Carmen Lynch

Coronavirus: Over 10 million confirmed cases and over 500,000 dead; The Little Caesars Swastika Special; Trump protecting monuments, Mississippi flag to remove the Confederate part, and nixing John Wayne; daughter of state House candidate tweets not to vote for her dad; gun sales at an all time high; The Rolling Stones vs. President Trump; COVID-19 and your parents June 29, 2020
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Carmen LynchCarmen Lynch

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Elvis Rico and his KATG sleeve
Elvis Rico and his KATG sleeve


Aziz Ansari teaches everybody lessons
Aziz Ansari teaches everybody lessons
The Little Caesars Swastika Special
The Little Caesars Swastika Special
Mississippi's flag
Mississippi's flag
Racist John Wayne and his airport
Racist John Wayne and his airport
Stephanie and her politician father Robert Regan
Stephanie and her politician father Robert Regan

KATG 3287: Bingo w/ Andrea Allan

Abortions; wearing masks; coronavirus dating and how to sext; fuckbois and reply guys; Lady Bird, Eighth Grade, The Soloist, and white savior movies; the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations; The Chicks; racist cops caught on tape June 26, 2020
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Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Mississippi
Mississippi
The Chicks
The Chicks
Michael Kevin Piner
Michael Kevin Piner
James Brian Gilmore
James Brian Gilmore

KATG 3286: Let Liberty Ring w/ Sergio Chicon

Sobriety and the coronavirus; Democratic primaries; COVID-19 and droplet deniers; D.L. Hughly collapses on stage; Aunt Jemima, Cream of Wheat, Uncle Ben’s, and Amazon’s Juneteenth chicken and waffles celebration; black-owned restaurants and tricks; 30 Rock removes episodes containing blackface; police officers’ bogus food tampering stories; director Joel Schumacher died; Into the Wild Alaskan bus removed; respiratory truther Deborah Baber’s mountains white with foam June 24, 2020
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Sergio ChiconSergio Chicon

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From KATG VIP's Nonsense: Kyle Ocasio, Sergio, and Carmen Lynch
From KATG VIP's Nonsense: Kyle Ocasio, Sergio, and Carmen Lynch
D.L. Hughly
D.L. Hughly
Time for a rebrand
Time for a rebrand

The alleged tampon tampering
The alleged tampon tampering





Now without blackface
Now without blackface
Joel Schumacher, RIP
Joel Schumacher, RIP
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"
The Into the Wild Alaskan bus
The Into the Wild Alaskan bus
Deborah Baber
Deborah Baber

KATG 3285: Forgivey

Father’s Day; MAtt Baer’s (RIP) defender and ThE HaT; Chris D’Elia’s statement regarding underage girls; Danny Masterson charged with raping 3 women; George Floyd cop J. Alexander Kueng shops at Cub Foods; Trump’s 2020 Tulsa rally; Kurt Cobain’s guitar sells for $6 million June 22, 2020
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The late MAtt Baer
The late MAtt Baer
ThE dEaTh hAt
ThE dEaTh hAt
MAtt's note from the grave
MAtt's note from the grave
The King of Everything's note
The King of Everything's note
Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings
Chris D’Elia
Chris D’Elia
Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
Jessica Radtke, Jeff Ross's accuser
Jessica Radtke, Jeff Ross's accuser
Some of Jessica's evidence
Some of Jessica's evidence
Danny Masterson
Danny Masterson
J. Alexander Kueng out shopping at Cub Foods
J. Alexander Kueng out shopping at Cub Foods
President Trump
President Trump
Trump's Tulsa turnout
Trump's Tulsa turnout


Trump’s walk of shame
Trump’s walk of shame

The $6,000,000 guitar
The $6,000,000 guitar

KATG 3284: How to Podcast w/ Katharine Heller

Pedophile Chris D’Elia revisited; Juneteenth; OMAT; Father’s Day, birthdays, and The Malleys; President Trump’s white supremacy not-so-hidden messages; the other side of the story: a past abuser writes in June 19, 2020
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Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia playing a pedophile in Netflix's You
Chris D'Elia playing a pedophile in Netflix's You
Woody Allen dating a teenage girl in the movie Manhattan
Woody Allen dating a teenage girl in the movie Manhattan
Louis C.K.’s I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K.’s I Love You, Daddy
The Cosby Show
The Cosby Show
Ron Perlman
Ron Perlman

Donald Trump's Facebook dog whistle
Donald Trump's Facebook dog whistle
The Nazi symbol used to identify Jews in concentration camps
The Nazi symbol used to identify Jews in concentration camps

KATG 3283: Yes Pain w/ Abbi Crutchfield

Coronavirus risks; Officer Karen McMuffin, the not poisoned milkshakes, and cops crying discrimination; comedian Chris D’Elia, pedophile; Officer Karen’s audio June 17, 2020
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The 3 Floridians who contracted Covid-19 from a bar
The 3 Floridians who contracted Covid-19 from a bar
Abbi's Corona recipe
Abbi's Corona recipe

Martin Gugino, who has a fractured skull and cannot walk
Martin Gugino, who has a fractured skull and cannot walk
Cup Foods, the Minneapolis corner store tied to the death of George Floyd
Cup Foods, the Minneapolis corner store tied to the death of George Floyd
Stacey aka Officer Karen McMuffin
Stacey aka Officer Karen McMuffin
Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia


KATG 3282: Karen

Keith’s musical taste; COVID-19 and street drinking; Indian holy men and COVID exorcisms; BLM, SNL’s Jay Pharoah’s neck vs. officer’s knee, defunding the police, and how to catch racists; after denying it, the Secret Service admits to pepper spraying peaceful protesters; Black Trans Lives Matter and LGBTQ anti-discrimination laws; listener debates telling family about his abuse; Karens June 15, 2020
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BulletBoys
BulletBoys


COVID street drinking in NYC's Lower East Side
COVID street drinking in NYC's Lower East Side
Daddy Cuomo is going to throw hands
Daddy Cuomo is going to throw hands
The late Aslam Baba
The late Aslam Baba
Barbra Streisand and Gianna Floyd, the 6-year-old daughter of George Floyd
Barbra Streisand and Gianna Floyd, the 6-year-old daughter of George Floyd
The late Breonna Taylor
The late Breonna Taylor
Detective Brett Hankison, one of Breonna Taylor's killers, who is also under investigation for sexual assault
Detective Brett Hankison, one of Breonna Taylor's killers, who is also under investigation for sexual assault
Washington, D.C.'s Black Lives Matter Plaza Northwest
Washington, D.C.'s Black Lives Matter Plaza Northwest
The Brooklyn BLM mural on Fulton Street in Bed-Stuy
The Brooklyn BLM mural on Fulton Street in Bed-Stuy
Jay Pharoah and footage of him being assaulted by the LAPD
Jay Pharoah and footage of him being assaulted by the LAPD
The Black Trans Lives Matter protest in Brooklyn, NY
The Black Trans Lives Matter protest in Brooklyn, NY
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