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KATG 3008: Nobody Does It Better w/ Carrie Gravenson

Being nice in the new year; releasing religion; GoFundMe Trump Wall campaign breaks terms of service; Trump says he never said Mexico would pay for The Wall; fans try to prove they could make Chicago Bears missed field goal kick January 15, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Annual Humanity Review: We have Carrie Gravenson in studio discussing her resolution to be nicer to people
  • — In It For The Crumb Cake: We read listener Tali’s letter about how KATG helped her convince her mother to let go of religion
  • — Simply The Best: Brian Kolfage, the man who started the GoFundMe campaign to subsidize Trump’s Wall, is forced to refund all $20,000,000 to donors due to breaking GoFundMe's terms of service. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is now claiming that he never said that Mexico would literally pay for the border wall despite the endless footage of him saying they would.
  • — Do Your Job: The Chicago Bears lost to the Philadelphia Eagles when kicker Cody Parkey missed a 43-yard field goal attempt, causing the team to be eliminated in the playoffs. In reaction to this, the Goose Island Brewery challenged 100 fans to kick a field goal of the same length. Not one single person could do it.

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Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson

Cody Parkey, Bears' failed kicker
Cody Parkey, Bears' failed kicker
Civilians attempting to kick Parkey's missed field goal
Civilians attempting to kick Parkey's missed field goal
The Donald
The Donald

KATG 3007: Friendship Averted w/ Tim Dillon

Supporting newspapers; writing off your family; what you want in a partner; friendship and comedians; Louis C.K.'s STD and his return January 14, 2019

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  • — Just Want A Sorbet: We have our favorite cynical old soul Tim Dillon in studio enjoying Keith’s reading of the newspaper
  • — Retired From My Family: Tim discusses his recent decision to write off his family, and he recounts horrible holidays and a childhood riddled with addiction
  • — The Opposite Of Me: Tim discusses his love life and what he's looking for in a partner
  • — Not Hot: The gang discusses celebrity artifice and the pressure on any type of performer, including voice over artists, to be attractive
  • — Colleagues Not Friends: Tim shares his views on show business and friendships between comedians
  • — Another Awkward Lunch: Private emails between ex-restaurateur Selma Mangales and Louis C.K. have leaked that suggest he gave her an STD. Tim discusses his feelings on Louis' return and recounts a recent story where he defended Chemda when a comedian was attacking Chemda's Louis point of view.

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Tim DillonTim Dillon

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Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
The Canadian Podcast Awards - Outstanding Foreign Series
The Canadian Podcast Awards - Outstanding Foreign Series
Mariah Carey (kinda)
Mariah Carey (kinda)
John Travolta
John Travolta
Louis C.K. and Selma Mangales
Louis C.K. and Selma Mangales

KATG 3006: 11th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2018 KATGuh Award Nominations January 13, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Keith and Chemda are ready to announce the 11th annual KATGuh nominees featuring music from Mark Douglas and Bianca Brady
  • — Best Drunk: Bert Kreischer - Bert Visits AA; Kevin Doucet and Mark Douglas - Kevin Doucet Woos Chemda; Dan Soder - John Linderman Woos Keith
  • — Most Chemda the Slob Moment: Kyle Thompson - Chemda's 2-Star Rating; J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty - Chemda's Furniture Picture Part 1; Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady - Chemda's Furniture Picture Part 2
  • — Most Touching Moment: Dave Nadelberg - Keith's Dead Ex-Girlfriend; Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin - Andrea's Mental Health; Kyle Ocasio - Keith's Mom's Dementia
  • — Best Rant: Meaghan Strickland and Tim Lamphier - Blah Blah Blah aka Keith Hates Having the Answers; Vicky Kuperman - Keith vs. Kentucky; Stephen Spinola - Keith on Tricksters; Andrea Allan - Chemda on Comics Not Knowing What to Say
  • — Best Fight: Andrea Allan - Chemda's Aggression; Carrie Gravenson - Keith's Medicine; Lucie Pohl - Keith, His Date, and Mr. Rogers' Movie; Jesse Joyce and Christian Finnegan - Jesse Doesn't Watch His Own Show; Lucie Pohl - Keith vs. The Locksmith; Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin - The Toothbrush/Fur Coat/Charger Debate
  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: Leland Long - Chemda's iSex; Andrea Allan - Chemda helps Keith and Andrea Date; Calvin Cato - Keith Defends Steak Microwaving; Myq Kaplan and Jessica Watkins - Keith on the Star Wars Poker Scenes; Gilbert Gottfried - Gilbert Reenacts WWII; Subhah Agarwal - Subhah, L.A., and Chlamydia; Brother Love - Brolo's Celebrity Sex Math
  • — Best Relationship Catastrophe: Carrie Gravenson - Toothbrush's Break-In; Casey James Salengo - Chemda Announces Her Divorce; Ryan Schutt - Chemda's Final Couples' Therapy Appointment; Lecy Gorenson - Dating Becky Connor; Erik Bergstrom - Erik's Cruel Poems; Mara Marek - Mara's Ketchup Abuse
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Billy Procida - New Sex Terms; J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty - Keith's 2nd Orgasm Sex Move; Calvin Cato and Carmen Lynch - Chandelier Porn (Knowing the Crazy Rich Asians); Judy Gold - Keith Discipling Children; J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty - Keith Tries to Tell a Story about Lenny Dykstra
  • — Most Shocking Moment: John Murray - John's Dead Parents; Kyle Thompson - Kyle's Pedophilictic Stepdad; Lucas Connolly - Robotripping; Kyle Ocasio - Kyle's Night Terror at Keith's Parents' House
  • — Chemda's Greatest Bike Accident aka So What Happened Was: Sean Patton - Unbreakable: Chemda Gets T-Boned by a Car; Tracey Carnazzo - Breakable: Chemda Smashes Her Face and Is Robbed; Dead: Keith Announces Chemda's Destroyed Leg
  • — Best Hero without a Cape: Nick Thune - Should You Fuck with Me?; Kevin Bartini - Kevin Throws Racist Woman; Jay Nog - Babysitter Harassment; Danny Vega - Elite Yelp Status

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The 11th Annual KATGuh Awards
The 11th Annual KATGuh Awards
Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady
Andrea Allan and Bianca Brady
Mark Douglas
Mark Douglas
Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer
Chemda's future lover
Chemda's future lover
Dan Soder
Dan Soder
A young John Linderman enjoying a beverage
A young John Linderman enjoying a beverage
Kyle Thompson
Kyle Thompson
J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Conor Delehanty
Conor Delehanty
Chemda's controversial funiture/trash picture
Chemda's controversial funiture/trash picture
Dave Nadelberg
Dave Nadelberg
The late Janine Winter
The late Janine Winter
Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan
Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Meaghan Strickland
Meaghan Strickland
Tim Lamphier
Tim Lamphier
Sean Young
Sean Young
Vicky Kuperman
Vicky Kuperman
Stephen Spinola
Stephen Spinola
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Carrie Gravenson
Carrie Gravenson
Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
The Won't You Be My Neighbor? audience members that didn't want Keith a neighbor
The Won't You Be My Neighbor? audience members that didn't want Keith a neighbor
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Leland Long
Leland Long

Calvin Cato
Calvin Cato
Jessica Watkins
Jessica Watkins
Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert with the Nazi reenactors
Gilbert with the Nazi reenactors
Subhah Agarwal
Subhah Agarwal
Brother Love
Brother Love
Brolo's wife Sarah (with Steven Tyler)
Brolo's wife Sarah (with Steven Tyler)
Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Ryan Schutt
Ryan Schutt
Lecy Goranson
Lecy Goranson
Erik Bergstrom
Erik Bergstrom
Mara Marek
Mara Marek
Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch

Awkwafina
Awkwafina
Michelle Yeoh
Michelle Yeoh
Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Lenny Dykstra
Lenny Dykstra
John Murray
John Murray
Lucas Connolly
Lucas Connolly
The bedroom where Kyle night terrored
The bedroom where Kyle night terrored
Sean Patton
Sean Patton
Chemda "cleaned up" after the bike accident/robbery
Chemda "cleaned up" after the bike accident/robbery

Chemda's knee after the second accident
Chemda's knee after the second accident
Chemda and Accident #3
Chemda and Accident #3



Nick Thune
Nick Thune
Jay Nog
Jay Nog
Kevin Bartini
Kevin Bartini
Danny Vega
Danny Vega

KATG 3005: As per Earlier w/ Kyle Ocasio

Keith's girlfriend and his hometown; (not watching?) porn; listeners' advice questions January 10, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Those Kids Would Be Mine: We have Kyle Ocasio in studio recounting her time spent in Keith's hometown as a girl
  • — Research: 10% of the audience doesn’t watch porn
  • — Feelings Aren’t Facts: The gang goes over several listener advice letters about life and relationships

Guests

Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

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Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio

KATG 3004: Is This Edible? w/ Casey James Salengo

Dabbling in sobriety; thinking no one knows you're high; the retirement of drug-sniffing dogs; the most addictive substances; Eliot Spitzer hides mistresses in luggage January 9, 2019

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  • — Almost a Month: We have Casey James Salengo in studio, recounting how he almost made it a full month participating in Sober October
  • — Ride The Wave: Casey took an edible before the recording. The gang discusses how people pretend to keep it together on drugs while at social events.
  • — Give Them To Cops: Drug-detecting dogs are being forced to retire because of the legalization of marijuana
  • — Best Of The Worst: The gang reviews the newly published list of the the most addictive substances
  • — Potato In The Microwave: Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer smuggled his Russian mistress into the home he shared with his wife by stuffing her inside a piece of luggage

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Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Svetlana Zakharova, human sex-luggage; Eliot Spitzer, baggage handler
Svetlana Zakharova, human sex-luggage; Eliot Spitzer, baggage handler

KATG 3003: Dark Tank w/ Yedoye Travis

Whitesplaining; The Wall's GoFundMe; Home Alone, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, Bumblebee, Creed II, and Welcome to Marwen reviewed; a fight club of 3-year-olds January 8, 2019

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  • — Whitesplaining: We have Yedoye Travis in studio explaining his experiences with race and racism
  • — You Get Guests?: Yedoye discusses his podcast Dark Tank where a panel of black people listen to a white guest’s pitches for ideas to correct horrible injustices
  • — The Wall Is Coming: Trump supporters have started a GoFundMe campaign to raise money to build The Wall. So far they've raised $19,599,470.
  • — Movie Corner: The gang discusses the holiday classic Home Alone as well as the new holiday movies Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Aquaman, Bumblebee, Creed II, and Welcome to Marwen
  • — The Number One Rule: In St. Louis, 2 day care workers — Mickala Guliford, 28, and Tena Dailey, 22 — were charged with crimes related to orchestrating a fight club of 3 and 4 year olds

Guests

Yedoye TravisYedoye Travis

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Yedoye Travis
Yedoye Travis
Yedoye's podcast
Yedoye's podcast







The toddler fight club teachers
The toddler fight club teachers

KATG 3002: Couldn’t Be Worse w/ Paul Hooper

Celibacy and positivity; unbelievable porn; abusive fathers; drunk history; 2019 Golden Globes January 7, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Quench Your Thirst: We have Paul Hooper in studio to convince Chemda not to be celibate
  • — Never Ending Pain: The gang discusses the relentless drama that Chemda faced last year, and Keith tries to understand her positivity
  • — Spank Bank: Paul can no longer masturbate to porn because he knows too much about the realities of life to suspend disbelief
  • — Custody Battles: Paul recounts his most recent holiday season with his family, and he delves into his history and relationship with his abusive father
  • — Fast And Loose: Paul discusses his wildest times from when he was drinking and using drugs, including prank calling 911
  • — Ya Kiddin' Me: The gang reviews the big winners of the 2019 Golden Globes

Guests

Paul HooperPaul Hooper

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Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper






KATG 3001: New Year's Day w/ Hannah Boone and Andrea Allan

New Year's Eve; the end of the world; Bird Box and Black Mirror: Bandersnatch January 6, 2019

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  • — Happy New Year!: We have everybody’s favorite sober party girl Hannah Boone in studio recapping Andrea’s New Year’s Eve/Birthday Party at Chemda’s place
  • — The End Is Near: The gang recounts their experiences of the transformer explosion at a Con Edison substation in Queens that turned the New York skies electric blue
  • — Free Flat Screens: The gang discusses the Netflix hit Bird Box and the evolution of television
  • — Didn’t Go To College: Andrea Allan comes on mic to recount her time visiting Chemda at the hospital and her experiences hosting her party
  • — Art Imitates Life: Keith reviews the newest choose your own adventure version of Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

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Hannah Boone
Hannah Boone
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Drugs
Drugs


Gay Bonding
Gay Bonding
Safety First
Safety First
The final hours
The final hours
Resting your eyes
Resting your eyes
Chemda's one leg/two legs
Chemda's one leg/two legs
Top of their field
Top of their field
Aliens arriving in NYC
Aliens arriving in NYC

The star of Bird Box
The star of Bird Box

Choose your own adventure books
Choose your own adventure books

KATG 3000: SHOW #3,000 w/ Adam Brown

Chemda's destroyed leg; family holiday cards; 2018's Pittsburgh Steelers; Chemda shits her pants; Keith's love of family and hate of God; Chemda's Girl Voice; Les Moonves's severed severance; Kevin Spacey's sexual assault trial and odd Frank Underwood YouTube video; Louis C.K.'s old man-style rant on the younger generation; fun with social media January 2, 2019

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  • — The Break: We have KATG classic Adam Brown in studio celebrating episode 3,000 and catching up with Chemda’s insane leg injury
  • — That Time Of The Year: Keith roasts The Finnegans' holiday card, he cries over the destruction of the 2018 Pittsburgh Steelers, and Chemda shits her pants
  • — How ARE You?: Keith recounts his holiday family interactions and his anti-church stance
  • — Girl Voice: Chemda recounts how she had to play the stupid female to get a handicap bench set up in her shower
  • — Inside Job: An internal report from CBS has been released detailing Les Moonves's sexual assaults during his time at the network. He will not be receiving his $120,000,000 severance package.
  • — You Loved It: Amidst the beginnings of his trial for sexually assaulting an 18-year-old boy 2 years ago (which is just 1 of over 30 reported allegations), Kevin Spacey released a bizarre video on YouTube where he plays his character Frank Underwood from House of Cards
  • — Listening: The gang listens to a recording of Louis C.K.’s recent appearance at Governors' Comedy Club in Long Island where he attacks the younger generation's use of pronouns and their anti-gun protests resulting from mass shootings
  • — All Holla: Keith has been up to his tricks on social media, and he shares his recent high-traffic post about The Troops

Guests

Adam BrownAdam Brown

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Adam Brown comes to town for episode 3,000... clown
Adam Brown comes to town for episode 3,000... clown
Chemda coming into work
Chemda coming into work
Lemons: Chemda's leg bones
Lemons: Chemda's leg bones
Lemonade: Art from Josh of Mushface Comics
Lemonade: Art from Josh of Mushface Comics
The Chair
The Chair
Keith's Million Dollar Idea
Keith's Million Dollar Idea
Merry Christmas from The Finnegans
Merry Christmas from The Finnegans
Chemda after the hospital
Chemda after the hospital
Keith's gift from The Malleys
Keith's gift from The Malleys
!!!  CBD XTREME  !!!
!!! CBD XTREME !!!
Les Moonves
Les Moonves
Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood(?)
Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood(?)
Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Keith honors The Troops
Keith honors The Troops





KATG 2999: Chemda Loves Ketamine w/ Andrea Allan

Chemda's vomitous knee; mending relationships; Baby, It’s Cold Outside; Sesame Street's homeless character; the 7-year-old multi-multi-millionaire YouTuber; confusing your separate social media accounts; Saturday Night Live, Donald Trump, and Pete Davidson's suicidal post December 19, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — End With A Bang: We have Andrea Allan in studio for the last show of the year. Keith and Andrea recount the last 24 hours and their time in the hospital with Chemda who fell on uneven pavement and destroyed her knee.
  • — Weekend At Bernie's: Chemda calls in from the hospital for proof of life
  • — Shining Light?: Keith discusses a recent phone fight he had with his girlfriend
  • — Holiday Blues: Andrea discusses her plans for the holidays and Keith debates if anybody cares about his anti-church stance
  • — Klassic Krazy Kentucky: A radio station in Louisville played Baby, It’s Cold Outside on repeat for hours to protest the stations that have banned it
  • — Won’t You Be My Neighbor?: The progressive children's show Sesame Street is adding a homeless character to their cast of puppets
  • — Boxes Of Puppies: The highest grossing YouTuber is a 7-year-old boy who unboxes and reviews toys that companies send to him. His channel made him $22,000,000 in 2018.
  • — Anything Goes: The person who handles Applebee’s social media accidentally tweeted something that was clearly meant for a less innocent account
  • — On The Edge: SNL’s Pete Davidson publicly announced he's having mental health problems after his extremely public breakup with singer Ariana Grande. Following talks of suicide, he only appeared live on SNL to introduce singing guest Miley Cyrus.
  • — Dreamworld: In SNL’s final episode of the year they did a spoof of It’s a Wonderful Life that showed what people’s lives would be like if Donald Trump was never President. The Donald responded on Twitter sincerely stating that mocking him should be illegal.

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

Pictures

Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Chemda and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Chemda and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day







Lily, Sesame Street's homeless puppet
Lily, Sesame Street's homeless puppet
Fred Rogers
Fred Rogers
Ryan, the $22 million a year YouTube toy reviewer
Ryan, the $22 million a year YouTube toy reviewer

Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson
Mr. President
Mr. President
The SNL sketch/felony
The SNL sketch/felony
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