KATG 2138: Skinny Bitches

with Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias – Neighbor notices objectionable activity at KATG HQ; Michael and Marisela lose 20 pounds; The Waiter Series; betting with friends; ISIS feeds a mother her son; Applebee’s calls police on Keith and Michael; Chemda’s wedding March 3, 2015

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— Alohahaha: Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias, back from their Hawaii honeymoon (and Chemda’s wedding), are in studio
— High Neighbor: Someone who lives close to KATG HQ informed Keith that he noticed some things he probably shouldn’t have seen
— Two Cats: Michael and Marisela have lost 20 pounds between them after cutting meat and excess calories from their diet
— Can’t Hardly Wait: The gang discusses the first installment of What’s My Name’s Waiter Series, featuring Diane O’Debra, Jess Wood, Jesse Joyce, and Annie Lederman
— Just Admit You're My Bitch: Keith could have won $10,000 from Christian Finnegan in a bet over which Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries but he settled for $0.24, which he still hasn't received
— Flame Broiled: ISIS kidnapped a man and fed him to his unwitting mother when she came to find him. Michael explains why joining ISIS is appealing to some people, and Keith explains why he found their infamous burning alive video boring.
— Social Experiment: Keith and Michael get the police called on them at Applebee's
— Michael And Marisela Fucked On The Lawn!: Chemda, Michael, and Marisela further discuss Chemda and Lauren's Maui wedding

Guests

Marisela Arias

Michael Khalili

Pictures

Marisela Arias and Michael Khalili

Annie Lederman

Jesse Joyce

Diane O'Debra

Jess Wood

Newsy

Christian Finnegan

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

ISIS

Cartman

SNL's ISIS sketch

ISIS' burning alive video

Hitler

Marisela, Lauren, and Michael surfing in Hawaii

Lauren

Michael

It's always all about Michael

Michael and Marisela

Kukui nuts

KATG 2137: Mrs. Hennessy Returns

Chemda returns married; Terrence Howard, Patricia Arquette, Stacey Dash, and the Fashion Police; Lupita Nyong’o’s stolen dress; Beyoncé’s sampled singer not paid; CitizenFour; the man who killed the American Sniper; Bill O’Reilly lied about war experiences; Fox news anchor says ‘jigaboo’ on the air; Veteran Affairs Secretary lied about his service; Leonard Nimoy and Lesley Gore die March 2, 2015

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— Unfunny Business: Chemda’s back from her Hawaii wedding and, thanks to KATG, is caught up on Eddie Murphy news
— Outrageously Offensive: More goofiness surrounding The 87th Academy Awards is discussed, featuring Terrence Howard, Patricia Arquette, Stacey Dash, and the Fashion Police
— #dressgate: A picture of a dress that appeared as different colors to different people melted the Internet, and a neuroscientist calls in to explain why. Lupita Nyong'o’s Oscar dress, valued at $150,000 but later revealed to be fake, was stolen but returned.
— Put A Bra On It: Beyoncé went outside braless!!! Also she didn’t pay or ask permission for a vocal sample she used in her song Drunk in Love.
— We Win!: Keith tried to help out another stranger with a free SpongeBob movie ticket. You can imagine how it went.
— I $ NY: Chemda called out a cab driver who tried to rip off her and another passenger outside the airport when she returned to New York
— America Is #1: Keith enjoyed CitizenFour, a documentary about Edward Snowden. The man who shot American Sniper Chris Kyle was sentenced to life in prison. Bill O’Reilly lied about his experiences while covering the Falklands War.
— Anchor Management: A Fox news anchor said ‘jigaboo’ twice while describing Lady Gaga’s music (in front of her black co-host)
— Special Lie-tenant: Veteran Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald lied on camera to a homeless Special Forces veteran about also being in Special Forces
— Cry-ly Illogical: Leonard Nimoy, best known as Star Trek's Spock, died, as did It's My Party singer Lesley Gore
— I Think Everyone Cried: Chemda Winckler-Khalili-Hennessy talks about her Maui wedding, which was a big hit
— What Do You Play?: The co-host of the woman that said ‘jigaboo’ once said he bore witness to a co-worker playing the skin flute as part of the news
— KATG.com/coupons: See all the current KATG-related offers from KATG’s fine sponsors

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Eddie Murphy

Terrence Howard

Patricia Arquette

Stacey Dash

Donald Trump

Giuliana Rancic

Zendaya

The dress

Lupita Nyong'o and the second-most notable dress of the week

Beyoncé

Mitsou, the artist Beyoncé sampled without permission

Chris Kyle

Eddie Ray Routh

Taya Kyle

Bill O'Reilly

VA Secretary Robert McDonald

Brian Williams

Lady Gaga

Kristi 'Jigaboo' Chapel and Wayne 'Skinflute' Dawson

Cancelled

Leonard Nimoy

Spock

William Shatner

Lesley Gore

Dress designer Andrea Allan

The brothers give away the bride

Something happens...

YAY!

The Honeymoon Suite

KATG 2136: Fuck Eddie Murphy

Cindy Crawford’s untouched photo; Uma Thurman’s new face; Machine Gun Preacher, Movie 43, Sharknado, and Sharknado 2 reviewed; SNL 40 and Academy Awards 2015 discussed; #FuckEddie; Harris Wittels overdoses February 24, 2015

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— Keith And The Boy: Chemda is off getting married in Hawaii, but Keith and Danny have opinions that can’t wait
— Very Brave: An unretouched picture from one of Cindy Crawford’s photo shoots leaked, and Uma Thurman is the latest celebrity to ruin her face with plastic surgery
— Oh, Keith: Keith reviews Machine Gun Preacher, Movie 43, Sharknado, and Sharknado 2: The Second One, all of which he watched while his wife was out of town
— Academy N-Word: Keith will be partaking in a live-read of the Reservoir Dogs script
— He Doesn’t Need The Laughs: Saturday Night Live’s 40th Anniversary Special and the 87th Academy Awards are discussed, along with Eddie Murphy’s refusal to be funny on either of them
— Humblesad: Comedian Harris Wittels, executive producer for Parks and Recreation and inventor of the term ‘humblebrag,’ died of a drug overdose at 30 years old

Guests

Danny Hatch

Pictures

Cindy Crawford unretouched

Cindy Crawford "candid"

Uma Thurman then and WHAT?!

Renée Zellweger then and WHO?!

Meg Ryan then and CHRIST!

The hidden ticket

Keith Malley: 28%

Brad Pitt: 22%

29%

4%

51%

80%

82%

59%

Cathryn's conference

92%

0%

Chris Rock

Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy

Robert De Niro

Kanye West

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon

Steve Martin

Celebrity Jeopardy

Miley Cyrus

Paul Simon

Martin Short and Maya Rudolph as Beyonce

Dennis Miller

Norm MacDonald

Bill Cosby

Kenan Thompson as The Cos

Neil Patrick Harris

Idina Menzel and John Travolta

Lady Gaga and Julie Andrews

John Wick's dog

God needed his angel back

Harris Wittels

KATG 2135: Fog Machine

With Lauren Hennessy – Interactive theater; new Bill Cosby accuser; Brian Williams suspended 6 months without pay; Jon Stewart quits The Daily Show; Apple is worth $700 billion; Waze app tells where cops are; weed facility raided due to melted snow; Facebook captures criminals; Bobbi Kristina Brown update; Adderall and addiction; Chemda and Lauren’s Maui wedding; lesbian advice update February 12, 2015

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— Going Green: Lauren Hennessy and his cloud of pot smoke are in studio
— Cabaret: Lauren talks about his latest theatrical endeavor; an interactive play set at a house party. Keith shares his experiences with interactive theater.
— Bill Fold: After canceling some upcoming shows, Bill Cosby has been accused by another woman of sexual harassment
— Meta News: NBC has suspended Brian Williams for 6 months without pay. Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show after 17 years.
— iPercent: Apple is the first U.S. company to be worth $700,000,000,000
— Wave Goodbye: Cops are demanding Google disable a feature on an app that lets users see where police officers are on a map
— Greenhouse: Police raided a house in the Netherlands that they correctly predicted was a weed-growing facility because it was the only house without snow on the roof
— I Love Facebook: A criminal posted on where he was going on the lam on Facebook, which Keith likes using to mess with his old classmates
— So Emotional: Whitney Houston adopted 12-year-old Nick Gordon when Bobbi Kristina Brown (who will not be taken off life support on Whitney's death anniversary) was only 8, which makes Chemda change how she feels about their relationship
— Cleaning House For A Second: Even though it helps him, Lauren is taking a break from Adderall because he's afraid of growing a high tolerance to it
— He-Waii: Lauren's friends in Maui don't know that he's transgender, and the wedding will be the first time Chemda uses male pronouns around his family
— A Beautiful, Beautiful Thing: The woman who wrote in about her 'first love' gives an update on her situation

Guests

Lauren Hennessy

Pictures

Lauren Hennessy

The cast of Mrs. Mayfield's Fifth-Grade class of '93 20-Year Reunion

Alan Cumming

Bill Cosby

Helen Gumpel then

Helen Gumpel now

Brian Williams

Jon Stewart

Waze

The Netherlands' obvious pot house

Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina Brown

Whitney Houston

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Judy Gold

KATG 2134: Where's Your Head At

With Danny Hatch – Miley Cyrus’ bondage film; Bobbi Kristina Brown off life support; Lucas’ personality disorder; Danny sees a psychiatrist; 11-year-old beats 2-month-old to death; lesbian advice; Chemda writes her mom; NBC Nightly News losing viewers; robot vacuum attacks woman February 11, 2015

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— Sicko: Danny Hatch, who did indeed go to the brain doctor, is in studio
— Bound For Greatness: Miley Cyrus’ bondage film - featuring no nudity and no sex - will be featured in the NYC Porn Film Festival
— The Apple Doesn't Die Far From The Bathtub: Bobbi Kristina Brown will be taken off life support on the anniversary of her mother’s death. Police are investigating her boyfriend/brother Nick Gordon after finding suspicious injuries on his hands and her face.
— The Mental Illness Happy Hour: A listener calls in to offer her take on Lucas’ personality disorder and Danny talks about his first visit with his new psychiatrist
— Family Matters: An 11-year-old girl was charged with murder after beating a 2-month-old baby to death
— First Love: A listener needs advice after reconnecting with her high school girlfriend, who told her she was a full-on lesbian and made her consider delaying her upcoming wedding to a man
— Mommie Dearest: After getting upset by her mother once again, Chemda (with Judy Gold’s help) wrote her an email about why she doesn’t want her in her life
— Reporting America’s Story: In the wake of the Brian Williams scandal, the NBC Nightly News is losing viewers
— Hair Raising: A South Korean woman was attacked by her robot vacuum cleaner in her sleep

Guests

Danny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch

Miley Cyrus

Bobbi Kristina Brown and Nick Gordon

Whitney Houston

Lucas

Judy Gold

Brian Williams

Yeon Ju Ryu vs. her robot vacuum cleaner

KATG 2133: Lucas with the Lid Off

2015 Grammy Awards; Iggy Azalea vs. Papa John's; God speaks to Katy Perry; ex-intern Lucas vs. KATG; listener Enunciated Piffle scares Keith February 9, 2015

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— Real Artistry: Keith and Chemda recap the 2015 Grammy Awards
— #TeamDigiorno: Iggy Azalea's Papa John's delivery driver gave her number out to his little sister and the company tried to laugh it off when she called them out on Twitter
— Hail Mary Pass: Katy Perry believes God personally told her she would totally rock the Super Bowl halftime show
— Boo, Hiss: Keith and Chemda address their former intern Lucas, who posted a message about his issues working with the show and falling in love with Chemda
— Safety First: Keith and the marathon gang debate the logistics of listener Enunciated Piffle being on My Name Is Keith

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Sam Smith

Tom Petty

AC/DC's teleprompter

Katy Perry

Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga

Paul McCartney, Rihanna, and Kanye West

Kanye West and Beck

Kristen Wiig, Sia, and Maddie Ziegler

Iggy Azalea

Iggy's message from her delivery driver's sister

Lucas

Erin and Josh Latta

Keith McNally

Jonnie Flatbush

Patrice

KATG 2132: Extremely Affable

With Saurin Choksi – The punishment of a DUI; getting revenge on old landlords; Brian Williams caught in more lies; Bruce Jenner’s deadly car accident; a man walks 21 miles a day for work; 57th Annual Grammy Award nominees February 8, 2015

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— It’s Passive Aggressive: Saurin Choksi, who didn’t want to tell Keith and Chemda the correct way to pronounce his name, is in studio
— The Five-Year Engagement: Saurin moved around a lot as a child for his father's job, which is probably why he habitually moves every 5 years
— It Was A Blessing: Saurin used to drink but he quit after 2 DUIs. He talks about his experiences in jail, his work-release program, and Alcoholics Anonymous.
— Very Crude: Keith accepts an oil shipment on behalf of his old landlord that he has nothing to do with
— Lyin' Williams: After lying about being shot down by the enemy during a war mission, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams is (temporarily?) stepping down as it’s discovered that he also lied about his time in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina, among other fabrications
— Women Drivers: Bruce Jenner was involved in a car accident that killed an elderly woman
— Marathon Man: A man was donated more than $300,000 and a new car after it was discovered he walked 21 miles to and from his job (at a car factory) every day for 10 years
— All About That Beyoncè: The gang discusses and places wagers on the 57th Annual Grammy Awards
— Moving On?: Keith previews the Lucas drama that will be discussed on the next episode

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Saurin Choksi

Brian Williams

Brian Williams?

Bruce Jenner

The scene at Bruce's accident

The man who walks 21 miles daily for work with his new car

Ex-Intern Lucas

Shia LaBeouf and Maddie Ziegler in Sia's Elastic Heart video

Vince Neil

Ed Sheeran

Pharrell Williams

Anthrax

Mastodon

Motörhead

Slipknot

Tenacious D

The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon's Saved by the Bell reunion

Kerry Washington

KATG 2131: Family Man

With Dana Rossi – Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks; Keith’s home alone, waiting for 2015 football; Julian Edelman’s candid bed photo; adult incest revisited; Gawker vs. Coca-Cola; Pope Francis (surprisingly?) against gays marrying and adopting; Brian Williams lies about his time in Iraq February 5, 2015

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— Name That Tune: Dana Rossi, host of the Soundtrack Series podcast, is in studio
— Something About Traffic And Conversion: Keith’s wife is out of town for 2 weeks for a business conference
— Field Of Jeans: Super Bowl 50 will be held at Levi’s Stadium
— Wide Receiver: A woman took a selfie with the Patriots’ Julian Edelman passed out in bed after sex without his knowledge
— The Papas & The Daughters: The gang further discusses adult incest, adult incest acceptance, and how it affects people who don’t practice or stand behind it
— Checkout These Results: 70% of the audience is a fan of the grocery bar
— #MakeItHappy: Gawker tricked Coca-Cola into tweeting passages from Mein Kampf
— What A Surprise: Pope Francis endorsed a referendum that would not only keep gay marriage illegal in Slovakia but would also ban same-sex couples from adopting children
— Harrowing News Junkie: Brian Williams apologized for ‘misremembering’ his made-up story about the military helicopter he was flying in over Iraq being forced to land after taking enemy fire, a story he changed many times over the years

Guests

Dana Rossi

Pictures

Dana Rossi

Fleetwood Mac then

Fleetwood Mac now

Stevie Nicks on American Horror Story: Coven

Mackenzie Phillips

John Phillips

The Mamas & the Papas

The grocery bar

Mike Lawrence

Coca-Cola #MakesItHappy

Brian Williams, War Hero

KATG 2130: Is This Love

With Giulia Rozzi and Will Miles – Interracial dating; how to not get on television; Keith reviews The Interview; party etiquette; grocery store etiquette; Paris Hilton’s out-of-control brother; Bobbi Kristina Brown’s lover thrown out of hospital; Suge Knight’s murderous hit and run; Marisa Tomei’s family vs. Sean Lennon’s tree; Mark McGrath revisited February 4, 2015

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— Not Christi Chiello: Giulia Rozzi and Will Miles, master impressionist and her boyfriend, are in studio
— Sanctity Of Marriage: Keith almost got married to a woman he'd never met for television and was also almost married on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
— Fun!: Keith loved The Interview
— Get Out Of My Lab: 30% of the audience would feel awkward letting the host of a party know they are hungry after being asked
— #PayWithLove: 7-year McDonald's veteran Mike Lawrence disproves their new campaign about how they value kindness over money
— Bar None: Keith doesn't like people who put the bar down between their items and other peoples' while checking out at the grocery store
— A Peasant Exchange: Paris Hilton's brother Conrad threw a drug-induced tantrum on a plane
— Bro Time: Bobbi Kristina Brown's brother/husband, who was never actually married to Bobbi, got thrown out of her hospital room after getting into a fight with cops at her bedside
— Death Row: Suge Knight was charged with murder and attempted murder after running over 2 people with his car on the set of the NWA biopic
— Let It Be: Marisa Tomei's parents want $10 million from Sean Lennon because of the damage his overgrown tree has done to their basement

Guests

Giulia Rozzi

Will Miles

Pictures

Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi

Christi Chiello

The current cast of The Bachelor

Jeff Conaway

Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina Brown

Whitney Houston

Suge Knight

Marisa Tomei

Gary and Addie Tomei

Sean Lennon

Yoko Ono

Sean's tree

KATG 2129: Live from New York

With Sasheer Zamata – How to host a party; platonic family lip-kissing; having an all-nude household; working for Saturday Night Live; Katy Perry, Lenny Kravitz, and lip-syncing the halftime show revisited; Randy Quaid’s sex video; KATG vs. NYC’S MTA; being the mistress February 3, 2015

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— Live Long And Prosper: Sasheer Zamata, who was named after a crystal flower on Star Trek, is in studio
— Supper Bowl: Sasheer isn’t a real sports fan but she enjoyed Super Bowl XLIX (and the food she ate during it). Keith learned a valuable lesson about offering food at parties.
— So Mature: Bill Belichick gave his 30-year-old daughter a long kiss on the mouth after winning the Super Bowl. Sasheer and her mom walked around the house naked until her brother started going through puberty.
— Minority Report: Sasheer was the first black female Saturday Night Live performer since 2007
— Teenage Wet Dream: 53% of KATG’s listeners are sexually attracted to Katy Perry
— F-Lister: Randy Quaid released a video where he blamed the media for tormenting him before putting a Rupert Murdoch mask on his wife and apparently having rough doggy-style sex with her
— MTAssholes: The gang rages over NYC’s MTA system including a story where Danny gets flipped off by an MTA employee
— Live From New York: Sasheer answers more SNL-related questions that cover the filming of the opening credits montage, her status as a featured performer, the rules about cracking up, last minute cue card changes, working with guest hosts, the upcoming 40th anniversary celebration, the hugging at the end of each episode, sex and drug use during the after parties, the process of getting each episode ready, and Michael Che’s controversial catcalling rant
— Not My Problem: Sasheer has never cheated on anyone, but she was the other woman

Guests

Sasheer Zamata

Pictures

Sasheer Zamata

Bill Belichick and his daughter

Matteo Lane

Rihanna

Nicki Minaj

Lorne Michaels

Maya Rudolph

Leslie Jones

Katy Perry

Lenny Kravitz

Missy Elliott

Evi and Randy Quaid

and Rupert Murdoch

Dennis Quaid

The MTA

Kenan Thompson

Jimmy Fallon

Eddie Murphy

Michael Che

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