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KATG 3624: The Cult w/ Kevin Allison

Kevin Allison is back, baby! We talk lawsuits, podcast guests, and cults. Be sure to watch Don’t Pick Up the Phone before the next episode! January 27, 2023
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  • — Sue Costello’s Law-SUE-t … any day now!
  • — New Year’s Blues and motivation
  • — Guests asking to have their episodes taken down
  • — Violent Self-play
  • — Woman sues beer vender after drunk driving into a house and causing over $10 million in damages
  • — 30-year-old busted pretending to be a high school student on Day 4
  • — Dangerous conditions on the set of Netflix’s reality competition show Squid Game: The Challenge
  • — Netflix’s Don’t Pick Up the Phone/Dissecting cult victims

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Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Sue Costello
Sue Costello
Daniella Leis, The Ten Million Dollar Woman
Daniella Leis, The Ten Million Dollar Woman

KATG 3623: 15th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations January 25, 2023
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  • — The 2022 KATGuh Award Nominations
  • — Most Goofiest Moment: Dave Ross - I’d Eat you Dog; Melody Kamali and Carolyn Bergier - Keith Loves Women; Danny Vega - Tony Pizza; Newsy - Chemda the Genius; Christian Finnegan - Ladies & Gentlemen & Others; Christian Finnegan - Dad’s Email on Mom Dying
  • — Most Saddest Moment: Liz Miele - Remembering Gilbert Gottfried; Betsy & Jack Helmuth and Caitlin Paluffo - Roe v. Wade Overturned; Chemda - Keith’s Final Call to Mom
  • — Best Rant: Keith - Ginny’s 2-Star Review feat. Meatloaf; Rod & Karen Morrow, JC Best, and Josh Accardo - The Don’t Bother Travel Show; Chemda - Open the Airplane Door!; Keith - Keith’s Doctor Cons-PEE-racy; Karen Morrow - Karen on Superheroes; Keith & Craig - Space
  • — Most Shocking: Liz Scheier - Deliberately Having a Stillbirth; Rod Morrow - Rod’s Post-Sex Role-play; Karen - Karen Hugs a Soft Keith; Bianca Brady - The Malleys Suck Off Dad’s Thumb

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Craig KleinCraig Klein

KATG 3622: How to Get Away with Murder

Keith and Chemda have their Super Bowl bet! But it’s not all fun and games. They also delve into the collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos, the 20 Google searches that Brian Walshe looked up to properly kill his wife, and the latest goings-on with Capitol insurrectionists as they celebrate their second anniversary. January 23, 2023
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  • — Keith and Chemda’s Super Bowl bet feat. The City of Brotherly Love
  • — The collected lies of Republican Representative George Santos
  • — Brian Walshe killed his wife Ana, and evidence includes his 20 Google searches on how to get away with murder
  • — Richard Barnett, the gentlemen with his feet on Nancy Pelosi’s desk while carrying a cattle prod and stealing her government property, found guilty on all charges
  • — Three marines arrested for participating in the Capitol insurrection
  • — Republicans who believe Democrats are killing and raping babies don’t seem NEARLY angry enough

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Team Super Bowl wins
Team Super Bowl wins
Republican Representative George Santos
Republican Representative George Santos
Ana and Matt Walshe
Ana and Matt Walshe
Richard Barnett fighting for his country in Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's office
Richard Barnett fighting for his country in Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's office

KATG 3621: Proof

Keith and Chemda want to discuss your children. They’re talking school, drugs, sex, guns, and Rick and Morty. Cheers! January 20, 2023
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  • — Chemda’s health update
  • — Central Park’s runaway horse and buggy
  • — Teen discovers anonymous cyberbully who harassed her for a year was her mom
  • — Kids, school, sex, and guns
  • — Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland accused of messaging and manipulating minors
  • — Canada’s study on drinking alcohol: There is no safe amount
  • — Alec Baldwin charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter

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Kendra Licari, the mom who anonymously cyberbullied her daughter for a year
Kendra Licari, the mom who anonymously cyberbullied her daughter for a year
Rick and Morty co-creator and child groomer Justin Roiland
Rick and Morty co-creator and child groomer Justin Roiland

KATG 3620: This Happy w/ Meghan Hanley

The first KATG guest of the new year, Meghan Hanley, joins us in celebration of her new album This Happy, and we cover everything Meghan featuring Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports. We also break down the The Gas Stove Controversy and how you can get rich from it. Other hot stove issues include the American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders and Marie Osmond continuing to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance. January 18, 2023
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  • — Everything Meghan Hanley feat. Irish families, drinking, anxiety, dating, stand-up, and sports
  • — Hot Stove: The Gas Stove Controversy
  • — The American South’s continued celebration of Confederate slaveholders
  • — Marie Osmond continues to publicly inform us that her seven children will never receive an inheritance
  • — Americans performing in Dubai

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Meghan HanleyMeghan Hanley

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Marie Osmond
Marie Osmond

KATG 3619: Spare Me

It’s Chemda’s final day in the Dominican Republic, and the duo discusses Prince Harry’s book Spare, Lisa Marie Presley’s death, and All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct. January 13, 2023
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  • — Chemda’s return to America
  • — Prince Harry’s book Spare
  • — Lisa Marie Presley dead at 54
  • — All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan’s sexual misconduct

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Katy, Willy, Harold, and Meg
Katy, Willy, Harold, and Meg
Lisa Marie Presley at the Golden Globes, less than 36 hours before her death
Lisa Marie Presley at the Golden Globes, less than 36 hours before her death
Austin Butler
Austin Butler
All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan
All Gas No Brakes’ and This Place Rules’ Andrew Callaghan

KATG 3618: Beaches Be Crazy

It’s the final week of Chemda in the Dominican Republic, and she’s ready to talk about all the exciting fights that she’s been part of. Keith and Chemda also discuss Brandon Fraser’s The Whale and the 80th Golden Globe Awards. Thoughts and prayers to Kevin Costner. January 11, 2023
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  • — New Year's resolutions
  • — Brandon Fraser’s The Whale
  • — The 80th Golden Globe Awards
  • — Americans on vacation

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La resolución de año nuevo de Keith
La resolución de año nuevo de Keith
Brandon Fraser in The Mummy
Brandon Fraser in The Mummy

KATG 3617: Pass the Port

Football’s stupid so let’s just move on. Keith and Chemda discuss new passports, new hotels, your neighbors, and the wily ways of Dominicans. January 9, 2023
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  • — The NFL’s season finale
  • — Keith’s passport renewal adventure
  • — Saudi Arabia to make marriage law exception allowing Cristiano Ronaldo to live with his girlfriend
  • — M3gan
  • — NYC nurses’ strike
  • — Chemda and Xerxes vs. Hotels

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Scream VI
Scream VI


KATG 3616: Digital Nomads

Live from New York City and the Dominican Republic, Keith and Chemda discuss the state of nations, Chemda’s fight against liquids, and Keith’s NYC road test. ¡Que disfrutes! January 7, 2023
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  • — Greetings from across many ponds
  • — Chemda vs. Liquids
  • — Keith’s NYC road test and A Man Called Otto
  • — Chemda and Xerxes vs. Their Hotel, Chemda’s motion sickness, and Chemda’s lack of weed
  • — Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin has his breathing tube removed
  • — Grown adults and Christmas gift exchanges

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Chemda in the Dominican Republic
Chemda in the Dominican Republic
Xerxes and Chemda living the lifestyle
Xerxes and Chemda living the lifestyle
Chemda's hotel food
Chemda's hotel food
The looks are a trick
The looks are a trick
Another Wednesday; another Canada Day
Another Wednesday; another Canada Day

Keith's landlord trying to slowly reclaim his back concrete
Keith's landlord trying to slowly reclaim his back concrete
Keith's old shitty lifestyle
Keith's old shitty lifestyle
Keith's beautiful Christmas gift #1
Keith's beautiful Christmas gift #1
Splashingly perfect
Splashingly perfect
Keith's beautiful Christmas gift #2
Keith's beautiful Christmas gift #2

KATG 3615: Toxic Positivity

Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s harrowing journey to the Dominican Republic, the health of Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin, and a lister being very disturbed about how Keith treated his own mother during her final days. January 4, 2023
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  • — Listener upset at Keith for how he treated his mom during her final days
  • — Buffalo Bills’ Damar Hamlin’s health and NFL violence
  • — Chemda’s harrowing journey to the Dominican Republic

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Damar Hamlin
Damar Hamlin
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