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KATG 2679: Passion Dust

with Kenny DeForest – Being a mover; Chemda attends town hall meeting; NYC apartment horror stories; how to win the lottery; pornography viewing goes down during Game of Thrones; vagina glitter; cop throws semen on co-worker; sex makes you smarter; UFC fighter poops the mat; woman found to be wearing 27 contact lenses; Trump’s personal attorney threatens man that asked him to retire; pilot asks passengers to pray; modern-day airplane smokers July 25, 2017
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  • — Movin’ And Shakin’: Kenny DeForest, who is a mover who screws people’s beds together tightly if he thinks they fuck hard, is in studio
  • — We Pledge Allegiance: Chemda went to her first political town hall meeting, and she took the stand
  • — Apex Predator: The construction near Chemda’s apartment is unleashing rats into her backyard. Kenny recounts some of his NYC apartment nightmares.
  • — Luck Be A Lady: 19-year old California resident Rosa Dominguez bought 2 scratch-off tickets and won both with winnings totaling $655,555
  • — Just Jerk Off To Game Of Thrones: The release of Game of Thrones created a ripple effect and reduced internet porn viewership by over 5%
  • — Passion Dust: A company called Pretty Woman Inc. is selling a glitter-like product to put in your vagina that releases during sex
  • — Premeditated Sperm Throw: Former NYPD sergeant Michael Iscenko was convicted of throwing semen at a female co-worker
  • — Science!: A study came out showing that having sex makes people smarter
  • — Shit The Mat: UFC fighter Justine Kish shat herself publically during a recent MMA fight
  • — Aren’t They Disposable?: Doctors discovered a total of 27 contact lenses in a 67-year-old woman’s eye
  • — Screengrab Culture: Marc Kasowitz, President Trump’s personal attorney, threatened a stranger in a string of profanity-laden emails after the stranger told him he should retire
  • — I’m An Atheist, What Do I Do?: A pilot flying on an AirAsia X flight asked his passengers to pray for a safe return to the airport after they heard a bang from the engine
  • — You Can’t Take Out A Loan Now: Kenny recounts a story of a modern-day airplane smoker
  • — Separation of Church And State: 32-year-old Arkansian Michael Tate Reed was arrested after he deliberately rammed his car into a monument outside of the Arkansas Capitol Dome with the Ten Commandments on it
  • — Let’s Hit The Credit Union: Elderly Brooklyn couple Phyllis Jackson and Benjie Richmond have been busted by the FBI for committing a string of bank heists

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Kenny DeForest
Kenny DeForest
Mayor Bill de Blasio, just a regular guy who lived in Queens
Mayor Bill de Blasio, just a regular guy who lived in Queens
Rosa Dominguez
Rosa Dominguez
Passion dust, the vagina glitter
Passion dust, the vagina glitter
NYPD sergeant and sperm-throwing creep Michael Iscenko
NYPD sergeant and sperm-throwing creep Michael Iscenko
The shit on the mat
The shit on the mat
Justine Kish, the mat-shitter
Justine Kish, the mat-shitter
Marc Kasowitz, President Trump’s personal attorney
Marc Kasowitz, President Trump’s personal attorney
The monument before the blow
The monument before the blow
The damage from the blow
The damage from the blow
Michael Tate Reed, the 10 Commandments schizo
Michael Tate Reed, the 10 Commandments schizo

KATG 2678: Dumbass Bitch

with Nathan Macintosh – Deadbeat dads; child drinking; Keith’s punishments; cheat weekends; couple name-calling; men hangouts vs. women hangouts; woman accidentally shoots man through encyclopedia; Pain Olympics July 24, 2017
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  • — From The North: Nathan Macintosh, who is a fireball from Canada, is in studio
  • — 52-Card Pickup: Nathan’s father walked out on his family when he was born
  • — I’ll Pay You Back: Nathan started drinking at the age of 13 and got sober at the age of 19
  • — Detach With Love: Keith’s parents wouldn’t drive him to his brown belt test as punishment. Nathan discusses his rocky relationship with his mother.
  • — I’d Love To Cheat: The gang talks about the idea of having cheat weekends when you are in a serious, long-term relationships
  • — No Name-Calling Policy: A listener writes in for advice on what to do about a partner who continually calls her names
  • — Men Are From Mars, Women Are from Venus: The gang talks about the difference between male and female hangout sessions
  • — Dumb People Jail: Couple Monalisa Perez and Pedro Ruiz III were filming a YouTube video where Perez shot at her boyfriend while he used an encyclopedia as a shield. The encyclopedia didn’t do its job.
  • — Dick Fillet: Keith horrifies Chemda and Nathan explaining what the Pain Olympics are

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Nathan Macintosh
Nathan Macintosh
Monalisa Perez and boyfriend Pedro Ruiz III
Monalisa Perez and boyfriend Pedro Ruiz III
A Pain Olympics finalist
A Pain Olympics finalist

KATG 2677: Stove Top Fucking

Sydnee Washington – Customer service; being fired; relationships, sobriety, and breast implants; R. Kelly and 13-year-olds; Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor; how a man should discuss feminist issues July 23, 2017
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  • — Retired: Sydnee Washington, Uber Pool connoisseur, is in studio
  • — The Experience: Sydnee and Chemda talk about complaining and getting money back for poor service
  • — Let (It) Go: Sydnee was let go from her restaurant position
  • — I Julienned The Chicken: Sydnee talks about the ups and downs of her relationship, sobriety, and breast implants
  • — Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number: A listener reports that, upon seeing her at a mall, R. Kelly asked her to come to his hotel room when she was 13
  • — Civilized: The gang talks about the public shit-talking between fighters Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor, and Keith and Chemda place bets on the winner
  • — Just Listen: A male listener writes in for advice on how to engage with his girlfriend when discussing feminist issues

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Sydnee Washington
Sydnee Washington
Sydnee's nightmare in Uber pool
Sydnee's nightmare in Uber pool
Sydnee's show about leaving the service industry
Sydnee's show about leaving the service industry
R. Kelly
R. Kelly
Aaliyah and R. Kelly, together when she was 14, married at 15
Aaliyah and R. Kelly, together when she was 14, married at 15
Floyd Mayweather
Floyd Mayweather
Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor

KATG 2676: Bro Code

with Jared Freid – Bro culture; how to work dating apps; how your exes would describe you; why to marry Jewish; circumcision; birthdays; listener relationship questions July 20, 2017
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  • — Just A Bro Being A Bro: Jared Freid, who seemed like a douche on paper but is really a nice guy, is in studio
  • — Take Hard Rights: Jared explains the different dating apps and how to work them correctly
  • — Take Your Own Advice: Jared is single and reflects on what his ex-girlfriends would say about him as a partner
  • — Tomatoes and Eggs: Jared explains why he wants to marry a Jewish woman
  • — Matching Dicks WIth My Son: Jared wants his get his kid circumcised. The gang talks about male vs. female genitalia maintenance.
  • — My New Friend With His Finger Up My Ass: Jared and Chemda talk about their assholes and poop-related doctor experiences
  • — A Dick Move: A listener writes in complaining about a track on Keith’s album AWAKE that condemns uncircumcised penises
  • — HBD: The gang talks about pretending to give a fuck about acquaintances’ birthdays
  • — What Do We Do Now?: Keith and Chemda discuss their relationship book and their own personal relationships. The gang answers various relationship questions from the listeners.

Guests

Jared FreidJared Freid

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Jared Freid
Jared Freid
Jared's podcast
Jared's podcast
Coffee meets bagel, Jared's favorite dating app
Coffee meets bagel, Jared's favorite dating app
Hinge, another dating app Jared recommends
Hinge, another dating app Jared recommends
Jew food
Jew food

KATG 2675: Made in the Shade

with Martin Morrow – Family addiction; show business scams; chuuch; camping and the Crips July 19, 2017
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  • — The Only Addict: Martin Morrow, who stopped social media completely, is in studio
  • — He Drank Enough For The Both Of Us: Martin’s father is an alcoholic, and Martin is dealing with health problems related to alcohol. And his dad begged him to punch him rapidly in the mouth. And he did.
  • — Fake Modeling Teaching: Martin taught modeling at The International Performing Arts Center which was run by scammers
  • — White Church: Martin has gotten back to praying
  • — Bait and Switch: Chemda explains U-Haul’s shady practices and recounts her camping trip
  • — Scout’s Honor: Martin talks about camping with the Crips

Guests

Martin MorrowMartin Morrow

Pictures

Martin Morrow
Martin Morrow
The U-Haul van
The U-Haul van
The U-Haul box truck
The U-Haul box truck
This photo is sponsored by U-Haul
This photo is sponsored by U-Haul
Martin's camping buddies
Martin's camping buddies

KATG 2674: Don’t Say It

with Ari Shaffir – Social media hiatus; Asia; Bill Cosby’s 80th birthday; R. Kelly’s sex cult; dating much younger women; 2 Live Crew founding member dies; George A. Romero and Martin Landau die; Shia LaBeouf’s drunk, racist police rant July 18, 2017
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  • — Off The Grid: Ari Shaffir, who was off social media for 4 months, is in studio
  • — The Nazi Monk: Ari recounts his death-defying trip to Asia
  • — Happy Birthday, Bill: Bill Cosby asked fans on twitter to mark his 80th birthday by doing something kind
  • — Trapped In R.Kelly’s Closet: R. Kelly is trapping young women in an abusive sex cult
  • — You’re A Grown Man: Chemda goes head to head with Ari discussing his pattern of dating much younger women
  • — Wax That Ass: Christopher Wong Won aka Fresh Kid Ice, a founding member of 2 Live Crew, died at age 53. The gang dissects some of their lyrics.
  • — Hollywood Death Clock: George A. Romero, director of Night of The Living Dead, passed away at age 77. Martin Landau, known for his role in Ed Wood, passed away at age 89.
  • — I’m From It: Shia LaBeouf got arrested while drunk and went on a racist rant towards a black police officer

Guests

Ari ShaffirAri Shaffir

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Ari Shaffir
Ari Shaffir
The birthday boy
The birthday boy
Celebrate good times, come on!
Celebrate good times, come on!
R. Kelly
R. Kelly
Joycelyn Savage, one of R.Kelly's women
Joycelyn Savage, one of R.Kelly's women
The late Christopher Wong Won a.k.a. Fresh Kid Ice
The late Christopher Wong Won a.k.a. Fresh Kid Ice
2 Live Crew
2 Live Crew
The late George A. Romero
The late George A. Romero
The late Martin Landau
The late Martin Landau
Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf

KATG 2673: In the Service

with Kath and Jan – Robots invent their own secret language; Donald Trump’s tweets and Chris Christie’s beach closing; starting as a lawyer; working in the restaurant industry: horror stories, sexism, sneaking food, Yelp reviews, and food selfies; woman sues restaurant over their mechanical bull and her drunkenness July 17, 2017
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  • — Incognito Mode: Kath and Jan, the hosts of In The Service, a podcast about working in the restaurant industry, are in the studio and in disguise
  • — HUAR: A.I. robots have taught themselves a language that humans can’t understand
  • — Point And Laugh At Their Dicks: Donald Trump posted an idiotic WWE meme from his personal and presidential Twitter accounts. NJ Governor Chris Christie closes a public beach while enjoying it himself.
  • — Service With A Smile: The gang talks about their terrible experiences working in the service industry, from sexism and food sneaking to Yelp reviews and food selfies
  • — Lawyer By Day, Bartender By Night: Kath talks about her experiences working both day and night jobs
  • — Overserved: A woman is suing the bar Johnny Utah's after staff let her ride their mechanical bull while visibly drunk

Guests

Kath and JanKath and Jan

Pictures

Kath and Jan
Kath and Jan
The meme that Trump tweeted
The meme that Trump tweeted
History in the making
History in the making
NJ Governor Chris Christie's day on the beach
NJ Governor Chris Christie's day on the beach
The bull in question
The bull in question

KATG 2672: Unlaughable

River by Bishop Briggs; Chemda’s bike update; My Name Is Keith w/ Casey James Salengo; testosterone shots and shitting in cups; females’ laughter; the female Doctor Who; Dane Cook; hugging cops; Keith’s family visit; movie reviews: War for the Planet of the Apes, Spider-Man: Homecoming, The Beguiled, The Big Sick, All Eyez On Me, Baby Driver, and The House; Keith’s stolen wallet July 16, 2017
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  • — Apologize Up Front: Keith is obsessed with the song River by Bishop Briggs. He apologizes in advance to everybody in studio because he is going to play it a million times
  • — Everything Should Be Made Out Of Nerf: Chemda got her broken bike chain fixed. For $5 she will now stay alive.
  • — We Got ‘Em Crying: The newest episode of My Name Is Keith is out with Casey James Salengo, who cried like a baby
  • — Growing The Eyebrows Out: Chemda recounts her trip with Hennessy to get his first testosterone shot, and Chemda discusses her latest health issues
  • — Please Unsubscribe, Tony: Keith reads a listener's email who is displeased with females laughing on the show
  • — Nurse Who: The latest Doctor Who is female
  • — Late To The Party: A comic in today’s paper took the time to say that Dane Cook is unfunny
  • — Arrested Development: The New York Post is suggesting that people hug cops and thank them for their service
  • — In The Sticks: Keith recounts his trip to his hometown
  • — Movie Pass Life Hacks: Keith reviews War for the Planet of the Apes, Spider-Man: Homecoming, The Beguiled, The Big Sick, All Eyez On Me, Baby Driver, and The House
  • — Fine $4 Leather: Keith’s wallet went missing and is most likely stolen

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The Podfathers
The Podfathers
Bishop Briggs
Bishop Briggs
Casey James Salengo
Casey James Salengo
Jodie Whittaker, the new Doctor Who
Jodie Whittaker, the new Doctor Who
Sick burn
Sick burn
Great idea
Great idea
Get in there for a hug
Get in there for a hug
Keith's passive-aggressive gift to his father
Keith's passive-aggressive gift to his father
Keith's mother's victim
Keith's mother's victim

The best super hero movie of all time
The best super hero movie of all time





KATG 2671: Heroes Never Die

with Lucie Pohl and Tracy Soren – Overwatch; Hi, Hitler; catcalling and dog walking; Chemda’s bike has no breaks; the Roast of Rich Vos; a broke Charlie Sheen; T.J. Miller angrily leaves Silicon Valley; Martin Shkreli’s jury selection; fake cop pulls over real cop; construction workers take off wrong roof; man visits Disneyland 2,000 days in a row July 13, 2017
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Show Notes

  • — My Boyfriend Is Going To Freak Out: Tracy Soren, whose boyfriend adores the game Overwatch, and Lucie Pohl, who does the voice of Overwatch's Mercy, are both in studio
  • — Hitler This, Hitler That: Lucie explains her German and Jewish family background and her new show entitled Hi, Hitler
  • — I Shit On You: Tracy gets catcalled early in the morning while walking her dog
  • — Please Stop My Bike: Chemda’s chain on her bike is broken, and she’s been riding it without being able to break
  • — Let’s Talk About It: Keith and Chemda discuss Bonnie McFarlane’s Roast of Rich Vos, and they discuss the awkwardness between Rich from stage and Anthony Cumia sitting next to Keith
  • — Charlie Sheen Is #Brave: A ‘broke’ Charlie Sheen is selling Babe Ruth's 1927 World Series ring
  • — Complaining Up: T.J. Miller announced that he is leaving the show Silicon Valley. He publicly shat on the executive producer on his way out.
  • — He Kind Of Looks Like A Dick: The courts have not been able to find an impartial jury for the Martin Shkreli trial
  • — She Knows Badges, They Study Them: A male fake cop pulled over a woman in her car. She happened to be a real cop.
  • — They Ran: Construction workers mistakenly took the room off of the wrong home
  • — I Don’t Get It, I’m A Nice Guy: Man visits Disneyland 2,000 days (5.5 years) in a row

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Lucie Pohl
Lucie Pohl
Tracy Soren
Tracy Soren
Mercy, the character from Overwatch that Lucie does the voice for
Mercy, the character from Overwatch that Lucie does the voice for
Lucie's new show
Lucie's new show
Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Rich Vos
Rich Vos
Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly
Anthony Cumia
Anthony Cumia
Charlie Sheen and his new source of income
Charlie Sheen and his new source of income
T.J. Miller
T.J. Miller
Alec Berg, executive produce of Silicon Valley
Alec Berg, executive produce of Silicon Valley
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli
The fake cop that pulled over a real female cop
The fake cop that pulled over a real female cop
The man who loved Disney, too much?
The man who loved Disney, too much?

KATG 2670: Bottoms Up

with Hennessy – Facebook Live; Bottoms Up transgender reboot; passing as male; putting your foot down; silent retreats; the dinged car update; the Queen is above the law; farting around loved ones; teacher has student write suicide notes July 12, 2017
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  • — Does It Emasculate You?: Hennessy, aka BabyButt, aka Land, is in studio
  • — Bottoms Up 2.0: Hennessy is restarting Bottoms Up and explains the new personal direction of the show
  • — Do You Tap Them On The Balls?: Hennessy explains his new experiences passing as male
  • — Coffee And A Blunt: Hennessy talks about his issues prioritizing and how he has to deny Chemda’s coffee making productions in the morning
  • — Be Quiet For 20 Days: Hennessy recounts his experience going to a silent meditation retreat in Maui
  • — People Pleaser: Hennessy talks about his thought process while dealing with the dinged car situation
  • — Blame The Horses: A British citizen called the police to report the Queen not wearing a seatbelt, but the Queen is above the legal system
  • — Doctor’s Note: Keith asks Hennessy about Chemda farting around the household
  • — Sonnets About Suicide: Thomas Tallis School in London has come under fire after instructing teen students to write suicide notes

Guests

HennessyHennessy

Pictures

Hennessy
Hennessy
The good shit
The good shit
The perfectly frothed morning coffee
The perfectly frothed morning coffee
The ultimate secret farter
The ultimate secret farter
#speoutsidethequeer revisited
#speoutsidethequeer revisited
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