12: The Tortured Soul

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I found it strangely refreshing to hear a 25 year old who's tired of life and is ready to die.

He's saved himself a lot of time & effort really. All that work he would have done to follow his dreams and strive to make something of himself, only to realise that Lady Luck is a cruel whore, and the phrase "Life's a bitch and then you die" isn't a joke at all.

Grind away, little buddy. Just like the beautiful white snow as it falls to the earth, everything ends up as icy black sludge in the gutters of the road of life.

So well done, short Andrew. I commend you on your bleak outlook, and I hope you live a long life. At first glance, the wish for a long life may seem at odds with my prior comments, but if you include the fact that I'm a bitter nasty piece of shit cunt, then it should make a bit more sense.


The phrase "Best spinoff show ever" should no longer be used for MNIK. Why? Simply because it understates the bestness and sells the show short.

heh heh heh, "sells it short".
I didn't even mean to do that...

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Oh, and 11/10 for calling bullshit on the fucking poofter "craft micro handmade tailored" beers. What a load of shit made for wankers who want to pay $15 for a beer so they can feel better about their pathetic empty lives.

And fucking fuck those arsewipes who show up with a single bottle of beer crafted by Equadorian monks made from the urine of virgin yaks which cost $350 at Trader Joes; and then they put it on the bench and start slamming your domestic beers or vodka like there's no fucking tomorrow.

Fuck all you cunts who drink honey-wheat IPA's.

And yes, you bastards know who you fucking are.

[Rufio]

So who actually thinks Andrews current girlfriend won't end up hearing this episode?

[_andrewshort]

She's not VIP. Let's all be cool, brothers.

[dannyhatch]

It's cool, bro! I just bought her a VIP Gold subscription!

[ssgtballard]

Originally Posted by _andrewshort

She's not VIP. Let's all be cool, brothers.

I thought that was the point of all the revelations during the show; She's not VIP for you Andrew.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by _andrewshort

She's not VIP. Let's all be cool, brothers.

Solely out of curiosity, are you going to act on any of the advice given?
More importantly are you going to return on KATG and give an update?

Also, you were an incredible guest. Thank you for bringing some controversy, brutal honesty(?), and raw human fuck-up-ed-ness back to MNiK. Your ability to be forthcoming, (but hesitant -just enough where Keith had to do work) and exercise his truth super powers - was truly incredible/ enjoyable.

[_andrewshort]

I hope to return and give everyone an update. I had a two-day hangover after this episode so I think I'll have to go back and re-listen to...orient myself with it once again.

Keith is the best, that was an amazing time. I'll be on the forums here so if anyone has any questions hit me up.

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What an incredible episode! It's truly a remarkable example of in vino veritas. We could hear drunk happening. Also, Andrew, no shit man, keep us posted.

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Originally Posted by _andrewshort

if anyone has any questions hit me up.

Why is there an underscore at the start of your username?

Are you trying to make your username seem taller?