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Old 06-03-2015, 12:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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two important questions I gained from this ep

1) Michael are you into hairy black dudes?
2) I need you to answer in person: How big is your dick?
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Old 06-05-2015, 12:09 AM   #22 (permalink)
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The other day I was letting go of my VIP for a couple of months (unemployed, whatever) but after a sweet interaction with Marisela I reconsidered. This episode is proof that I will NEVER let go of VIP. Then I got a job so I guess Marisela is not only hot and super nice but she's also a lucky charm.

Thank you Marisela and congrats for marrying that penis with a little bit of Michael around it.
Marisela got me too yo! hahahaha I was nickle and diming and there she was, as sweet and patient as could be, responding to every little annoying ass question I asked to the point I literally just stopped responding and let the charge ride.

Marisela is just another reason in a long list why I continue my VIP, no doubt about it.
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Old 06-05-2015, 04:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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two important questions I gained from this ep

1) Michael are you into hairy black dudes?
2) I need you to answer in person: How big is your dick?
1) Sorry
2) Bring a tape measure.
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I'm a fucking VIP! Doesn't that get me at least get me a cockslap?
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Old 06-12-2015, 02:10 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'll punch it. No worries.
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Old 06-12-2015, 04:05 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm a fucking VIP! Doesn't that get me at least get me a cockslap?
You slap my cock or I slap yours?
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Old 06-12-2015, 04:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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You slap my cock or I slap yours?
Bro come one, you're killing my boner. You've been to an orgy you know what a cockslap is. I don't want a brumski, I want what every normal guy wants, for you to slap me in the face with your dick. As a VIP I expect some precum to left on my cheek.
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Old 06-12-2015, 04:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Bro come one, you're killing my boner. You've been to an orgy you know what a cockslap is. I don't want a brumski, I want what every normal guy wants, for you to slap in the face with your dick. As a VIP I expect some precum to left on my cheek.
Huh, TIL! Like a titty slap, right? So, that's what it's called. Definitely fun to do!

Well, I'm sober now, so I can't speak for The Grabber but only the future can tell.
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As a VIP I expect some precum to left on my cheek.
precum is a little bit /your/ responsibility, kitten.
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Old 06-12-2015, 05:29 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Shhhh
That was gonna be my in for getting more dick.
"Oh no precum? Let me fix that"
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