10: Robert Downer, Jr.

[Keith]

In this episode, Danny tells some stories to help listeners better understand who he is and what some of his struggles are. It's kind of a downer, but all of his episodes sort of are in their own way, aren't they? Anyway, hopefully you'll enjoy this episode and it will help you to better understand its host. Regular goofy programming will resume next week. I love you.


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[dannyhatch]

I overshare a lot whenever I have a microphone in front of my stupid face and this is STILL the most personal I've gotten. I was genuinely nervous before this show started (but I didn't show it because I am a pro and also I was eating pizza.)

Tell me what you think. I'm a slave to yr opinions, even though I shouldn't be. (And I certainly shouldn't be admitting it, but whatevs.) Let me know. Have you ever been in situations similar to mine? One of the things I hope to do with this show is establish a dialogue, a community, so that the net keeping us from falling into the abyss grows ever stronger and more tightly knit. So add to that net, baby. Share yr beautiful thoughts and yr thoughtful feelings.

By the way, use of "yr" as a substitute for "your": yay or nay? It goes back to the Beat generation when they'd be typing a mile a minute and using shorthand to save time and ink, and yr sort of stuck, at least with me. I like it a lot, but I can see people thinking it's kind of douchey. Why am I even typing this? Oh yeah because I have alcohol in me. I'm a good person.

[Rufio]

On a very special episode of Thats the Show with Danny...

[Keith]

If I dated Danny, I think I would know he's a thinker. In fact he thinks too much. Why wouldn't i know he thought of every possible outcome already regarding his roommate to lower his music, and that maybe it wasn't my place to make him man up? And then after making him man up, I'm upset over it?

Not nice.

That's all.

Not nice.

What I'm saying is that if I wasn't already taken, I'd show Danny what love was all about. (I like them young.)

And then: you got me in a situation and now I have to make you feel better?

I'm guessing at that part. I bet I'm right.

(Cat might have made me feel I had to man up, but she would have ripped that bitch's head off.)

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by Keith

If I dated Danny, I think I would know he's a thinker. In fact he thinks too much. Why wouldn't i know he thought of every possible outcome already regarding his roommate to lower his music, and that maybe it wasn't my place to make him man up? And then after making him man up, I'm upset over it?

Not nice.

That's all.

Not nice.

What I'm saying is that if I wasn't already taken, I'd show Danny what love was all about. (I like them young.)

And then: you got me in a situation and now I have to make you feel better?

I'm guessing at that part. I bet I'm right.

(Cat might have made me feel I had to man up, but she would have ripped that bitch's head off.)

I see what you're saying, but I think it would be worse if she got involved.

[Keith]

I say you invite me and Adam over one night for dinner.

[Bucho]

Keith and Adam should totally meet this guy Danny. Not to do anything explicitly threatening, just to let him know that, even if you are a kid from out of town, if he's thinking of fucking with you again he also knows you have some significant muscle in your corner for the payback.

Originally Posted by Keith

If I dated Danny, I think I would know he's a thinker. In fact he thinks too much. Why wouldn't i know he thought of every possible outcome already regarding his roommate to lower his music, and that maybe it wasn't my place to make him man up? And then after making him man up, I'm upset over it?

No, you're fine. Danny said you apologised and then you put his penis in your mouth for a while. Even after Danny put you in the shithouse position of having to share sleeping space with this dickhead. You knew you were wrong and you let him know you were wrong and then you both lived happily ever after.

[Keith]

But by apologizing with a blowjob did I infer blowjobs are a special occasion?

[fembotiful]

Love the show Danny. Missed you last week.

Just heard an old episode of KaTG (Million Dollar Baby) where Keith takes on Bruno as his kid to raise his way and Chemda takes on Potatoe as her kid to raise her way. They will decide whose parenting philosophy is better based on the accomplishments of the kids. If either goes to jail for more than 2 months, then he or she will automatically lose. Fantastic funny episode!

Anyway, I'm sorry...this is supposed to be about you.

I thought of you and how I would join the contest with you as my kid. I don't have a parenting style. I don't know how to raise kids. I just believe in you! To prove myself I will now head over to your blog to read your story and send you a small Hurricane Sandy Relief donation.

(I'm sorry, I mean that I will head over to yr blog to read yr story.)