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View Poll Results: Have you ever severely hurt yourself masturbating? | |||
Yes; I tore my dick, sprained myself or otherwise put myself in pain from touching too much. |
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No; it's called self-control, freaks. |
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65 | 39.39% |
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I have torn my dick more than once even with a foreskin. Europeans and the non-circumcised are not above a torn peen, myself an example.
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And i speak as an european. Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture. |
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you just have to pull it back and wash. so many people just let it go, and eventually, enough smegma builds up to where they can't pull their foreskin back and then their erect penis looks alien, smells bad, and is probably infected. |
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OK gonna have to change my vote now from "y'all are freaks" to "yes I tore my dick" dammit. Totally worth it though, I must say.
Now y'all are thinkin about my cock. Now imagine it with a small cut and abrasion on top near the head slightly to the left. |
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This shit always happens when circumcision comes up. First, a cock looks stupid whether or not its cut, in aesthetic terms it's just one of the most ridiculous apendages sported by any species (see McNally's comics for further illumination on this subject). Second, a circumcised cock is naturally easier to maintain, it should go without saying. But third, as long as a gentleman has access to running water and soap his cock's health may be maintained to a level equal to any other circumcised, impaled or deformed-by-unstreetwise-masturbatory-methods cock, with very little effort. In developed countries it's not the circumcisedness or uncircumcisedness of the cock that decides its healthiness, it's whether the gentleman in charge is a retard.
Mine smells like lavender and, according to Beyonce and Sharon Stone, tastes like rainbows and dreams. |
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