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View Poll Results: Have you ever severely hurt yourself masturbating?
Yes; I tore my dick, sprained myself or otherwise put myself in pain from touching too much. 100 60.61%
No; it's called self-control, freaks. 65 39.39%
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2009, 07:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey guys, Ricky here. I was mentioned twice in the show. I think I can die happy now.
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Chemda's great at impressions. The problem is they're mostly of people who are so annoying I want to fuck myself in the ears. In the bad way.

The best one she does is the Puerto-Rican chick. "Alriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet." Hawt.
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Old 08-18-2009, 02:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!
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Old 08-18-2009, 02:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!
I have torn my dick more than once even with a foreskin. Europeans and the non-circumcised are not above a torn peen, myself an example.
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Old 08-18-2009, 02:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hmm never even heard of torn dick why is that? oh thats right! our country isnt stupid enough to cut your forskin off. its there for a reason idiots!!!
Yeah to make your dick look disgusting, and unhealthy.

And i speak as an european.

Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture.
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Old 08-18-2009, 03:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah to make your dick look disgusting, and unhealthy.

And i speak as an european.

Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture.
the pre-conceived notion that non-circumcised penis is disgusting and unhealthy comes from all the horror stories of people who weren't taught how to take care of it.
you just have to pull it back and wash. so many people just let it go, and eventually, enough smegma builds up to where they can't pull their foreskin back and then their erect penis looks alien, smells bad, and is probably infected.
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Old 08-18-2009, 05:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Sir, you are a deviant. Welcome to the club.
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Old 08-18-2009, 06:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Stop it.

you're making me horny.
understandable. dick cheese makes anyone horny.
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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studies have actually shown that not being cut increases the likelyhood of tears. circumcision is a well known form of inhibiting the spread of hiv because of that.

jewish culture isn't the only one that ritualizes and requires circumcision, not even the first.

it should be held in the same regard as any other preventive health measure like vaccinating against tetanus or hepatitis.
congratulations what other propoganda bullshit would you like to impart?
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