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View Poll Results: Have you ever severely hurt yourself masturbating? | |||
Yes; I tore my dick, sprained myself or otherwise put myself in pain from touching too much. |
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No; it's called self-control, freaks. |
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65 | 39.39% |
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1021: Brillo Pad Lovin'
"Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad."
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Chemda's great at impressions. The problem is they're mostly of people who are so annoying I want to fuck myself in the ears. In the bad way.
The best one she does is the Puerto-Rican chick. "Alriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet." Hawt. |
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I have torn my dick more than once even with a foreskin. Europeans and the non-circumcised are not above a torn peen, myself an example.
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And i speak as an european. Circumsision should be mandatory, even in non-jewish culture. |
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you just have to pull it back and wash. so many people just let it go, and eventually, enough smegma builds up to where they can't pull their foreskin back and then their erect penis looks alien, smells bad, and is probably infected. |
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