1182: Acid Comedy

Keith · 05-18-2010, 07:26 PM

"I think I hate a fourth of my audience. They're fuckin' idiots!"

www.BenLerman.net

Get Rich Cheating: Cheat Chat

GirlNextDoor · 05-18-2010, 10:07 PM

Haven't heard the show yet. But in regards to the poll: I don't know Keith do you like me?

I've always assumed you did? But who knows?

Keith · 05-18-2010, 10:29 PM

Yes.

Now you know.

But I can't do this one at a time, so you will be the only one who is sure.

Todd · 05-18-2010, 10:37 PM

Would it be statistically safe to just assume that you dislike one out of every four people who post in this thread?

I guess the question would be: which one out of four do you tend to dislike? (Don't say second; don't say second; don't say second.)

icouldnotpic · 05-18-2010, 10:49 PM

todd can say that i think he hates 3/4 of the people and i am one of them i dont even like me

Rhian · 05-18-2010, 11:13 PM

omg this show is my kryptonite.

I caught hair bugs at work from a kid. It was hell hell hell. I had hair to my waist, and it was so disgusting.

Bugs, of any kind are horrible.

Of course Keith likes me.

DWarrior · 05-18-2010, 11:18 PM

I only know of one person who didn't like me, so statistics are on my side.

invader · 05-18-2010, 11:55 PM

I just assume that everyone dislikes me, it makes life easier.

Also I never share my likes or dislikes because who needs people shitting on stuff I like. It would be easier if everyone just assumed their own tastes in whatever is shit, so when you hear other people putting your thing down it won't effect you.

On the topic of 30 Rock, it basically apes Family Guy (among other shows) with its filled with "remember the time" quick cuts.

The Candiru (the fish that can swim up your urethra and lodge itself inside your penis) is basically a tiny cat fish. Most catfish if not all have barbed fins that they can open up and lock into place for a defensive mechanism or a lot of times they will swim into tiny crevices and lock themselves inside so other predators can't pull them out. Also most catfish have at least a tiny amount of venom. Not enough to send you to the ER but enough to maybe cause swelling and itching. Not sure what this adds but it is an interesting factoid.

brianward81 · 05-19-2010, 12:23 AM

Does this mean Keith hates everyone who has herpes?

RoundAbout · 05-19-2010, 01:54 AM

I picked no just so I won't be surprised if I'm right but be extremely surprised if I'm wrong. I built myself a safety net.

View Poll Results: Would Keith like you?
Yes	180	72.00%
No	70	28.00%
Voters: 250. You may not vote on this poll

05-18-2010, 07:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	1182: Acid Comedy "I think I hate a fourth of my audience. They're fuckin' idiots!" www.BenLerman.net Get Rich Cheating: Cheat Chat
(Offline)

05-18-2010, 10:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
GirlNextDoor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 209	Haven't heard the show yet. But in regards to the poll: I don't know Keith do you like me? I've always assumed you did? But who knows?
(Offline)

05-18-2010, 10:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	Yes. Now you know. But I can't do this one at a time, so you will be the only one who is sure.
(Offline)

05-18-2010, 10:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Todd Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 340	Would it be statistically safe to just assume that you dislike one out of every four people who post in this thread? I guess the question would be: which one out of four do you tend to dislike? (Don't say second; don't say second; don't say second.)
(Offline)


Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast Check out the recent shows Click here to get Keith and The Girl free on iTunes. Click here to get the podcast RSS feed. Click here to watch all the videos on our YouTube channel.

05-18-2010, 10:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
icouldnotpic Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: brampton, Canada Posts: 57	todd can say that i think he hates 3/4 of the people and i am one of them i dont even like me
(Offline)

05-18-2010, 11:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	omg this show is my kryptonite. I caught hair bugs at work from a kid. It was hell hell hell. I had hair to my waist, and it was so disgusting. Bugs, of any kind are horrible. Of course Keith likes me.
(Offline)

05-18-2010, 11:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I only know of one person who didn't like me, so statistics are on my side.
(Offline)

05-18-2010, 11:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	I just assume that everyone dislikes me, it makes life easier. Also I never share my likes or dislikes because who needs people shitting on stuff I like. It would be easier if everyone just assumed their own tastes in whatever is shit, so when you hear other people putting your thing down it won't effect you. On the topic of 30 Rock, it basically apes Family Guy (among other shows) with its filled with "remember the time" quick cuts. The Candiru (the fish that can swim up your urethra and lodge itself inside your penis) is basically a tiny cat fish. Most catfish if not all have barbed fins that they can open up and lock into place for a defensive mechanism or a lot of times they will swim into tiny crevices and lock themselves inside so other predators can't pull them out. Also most catfish have at least a tiny amount of venom. Not enough to send you to the ER but enough to maybe cause swelling and itching. Not sure what this adds but it is an interesting factoid.
(Offline)

05-19-2010, 12:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
brianward81 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 997	Does this mean Keith hates everyone who has herpes?
(Offline)

05-19-2010, 01:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
RoundAbout Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 336	I picked no just so I won't be surprised if I'm right but be extremely surprised if I'm wrong. I built myself a safety net.
(Offline)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Join the Show