1228: Fight or Flight

[Keith]

"You were a sour-faced bitch today."


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[DWarrior]

I think mace is a brilliant idea. If the creepy guy's nearby, just mace him. If he's far away, tell him he has a small dick, if he gets closer (or you happen to walk in his direction anyway) mace him also.

Shit, I now think everyone should carry mace and just mace the weird bums that come up to you or weird people that start talking randomly.

[Keith]

No joke, I'm buying mace now. And a purse.

The purse is so that I get picked on, giving me a reason to have to use the mace.

[DJVacant]

In reference to the ridiculous resumes:

My boss shows us similar resumes from time to time, and we think that these people are doing there best to NOT get hired while happily receiving their unemployment. When a person is getting unemployment benefits, they're required to actively look for jobs, but with a resume that make the applicant look like a total moron, they can fulfill their requirments without fear that they'll ever be far from the government's tit.

It's just sad...

[funnygurl1979]

Come to Canada and buy bear mace that stuff is 10x stronger and will make creepy guy need to take and trip to the ER which is awesome. Keith most definitly get a purse too make sure it's bright so you can find in the dark after the brawl.

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by funnygurl1979

Come to Canada and buy bear mace that stuff is 10x stronger and will make creepy guy need to take and trip to the ER which is awesome. Keith most definitly get a purse too make sure it's bright so you can find in the dark after the brawl.

I have bear spray, you can get it in Scout shops.

But shhh.

[doctorsleep]

Haven't really done it myself, but one thing I am dreading about getting a girlfreind is the meeting the parents thing, i plan to avoid it as long as I possibly can.

Closest I have to that experience is this bitch from High school who told my mom "Oh, no I'm not dating your son" at school (my mom subbed at my school one day)

Really not looking forward to that.

[sagzy]

yes, its kind of a big deal because by the time I am introducing a person to my parents I feel its reached the point that I am comfortable with them that I don't give a shit what my parents say.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Haven't really done it myself, but one thing I am dreading about getting a girlfreind is the meeting the parents thing, i plan to avoid it as long as I possibly can.

You're fearful of meeting The Parents?

What's your other big fear? Being president and the responsibilities associated with it?

[Keith]

Originally Posted by sagzy

yes, its kind of a big deal because by the time I am introducing a person to my parents I feel its reached the point that I am comfortable with them that I don't give a shit what my parents say.

That's a very relate-able point.

I'm not showing a woman off for their approval. I'm showing off my parents to her to she what she thinks.



And they're dying.