1227: Fried Salad

[Keith]

"I'm bringing a priest and an executioner. We'll see which one I use."


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Kyle Thompson, Fuck Yeah! - Home

[funnygurl1979]

Wow USA innacting the draft again?!

[DeadbeatHero]

I hope they don't bring back the draft. I have an 18 year old son and a 13 year old son. If they do bring it back, we'll be moving to Canada.

I feel sorry for the next person who fucks with Kyle, because that dude will get it twice as bad.

[Ubersketchy]

They can draft me if they want. I'm a smart guy. They don't put the brainiacs on the front line.

[doctorsleep]

I remember my first fight, Went home with a Busted Lip and a 3 day suspension, (they went easy on me beacuse they knew I was a "good kid, but just a little troubled") the other guy got off clean beacuse "He wasn't hitting me when the teacher came" (7th Grade BTW, dose that count) Gave him a shiner at least. I haven't been in an honest to god more then one punch each fight as an adult though.

As for the draft FUCK NO, I am getting out of this country as fast as I can,
Screw going to Canada, Thats where they are gonna look first
Japan Bitches see if you can find my ass on the other side of the earth.

Seriously though, that specific law that Kieth is talking about is real and people get mad when those "racist Tea-party" assholes say that Obama is doing Hitler Nazi shit. That is fucked up, this is America, we are not the kind of country who ever needs a draft, the people who become soldiers by choice are the best soldiers in the world beacuse they mean it.

America is in so many meaningless fucking wars we don't need to force any more shit on our people. (Nothing but respect for the troops, I hope you guys come home soon.)

I'm sure glad that before Obama was elected he promised to take them home...oh wait..fuck, never mind.
(I don't want to sound like I'm stirring some shit just to stir some shit, but this is something I'm really serious about, I'm not saying this to be an asshole, but ive known about this for a while and its always great to get a chance to get the word out about whats going on, just to be fair and offend the 10% of the KATG audience that would prob. agree with me...Sarah Palin is a fucking moron)

[Scruples]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

As for the draft FUCK NO, I am getting out of this country as fast as I can,
Screw going to Canada, Thats where they are gonna look first
Japan Bitches see if you can find my ass on the other side of the earth.

Yea go to Japan as a white guy and try not to stick out like a sore thumb. I was gonna say you would stand a head above everyone else but I read the dateable thread and youre short enough that that won't be the case. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think the military will take vigins because they don't want you running away from battle to get laid before you die or something like that. But the draft won't come back because the day after it does the protests will begin again.

As for the Kyle situation we should start a HUAR martial art. We can have pants with holsters for our windex bottles and practice our punches and kicks. Then be it mugger, robot, or wave the KATG gang will be ready to rumble. We can make Elvis like a drill Sargent or something, his tweets make me get up so just imagine how motivated I would be if he were in my face yelling at me what a pussy I am because I can't do anymore pushups. We can call ourselves the Katgers, and you can get our help in your time of woe by yelling oh Katgers come out and play.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by Ubersketchy

They can draft me if they want. I'm a smart guy. They don't put the brainiacs on the front line.

Tell that to your drill sargeant during boot camp. Im sure he'll love to hear that, then again he might love exhausting you to within an inch of your life.

[doctorsleep]

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KYLE AND NEWSY STREET JUSTICE!!!

And on a less serious note, as someone living in NC without money, EVERYTHING THEY SAID IS TRUE.

Not only is everything fucking fried, if you try to eat healthy your a yankee pussy. Cracker Barrels and fast food is EVERYWHERE (There are 5 mcdonalds in my town, not counting the others)

and the big problem with the fat problem is the High Furctose Corn Syrup in fucking everything, but if you ever say something about that you sound like an Oliver Stone conspiracy theorist.

Remember, HFCS has corn in it, Corn is a vegtible, Shut the fuck up and don't as questions

Also, little known fact (at least to me), Corn is not technically a vegetable, it is a grain, wrap your head around that.

[ssgtballard]

Originally Posted by Ubersketchy

They can draft me if they want. I'm a smart guy. They don't put the brainiacs on the front line.

In a draft they don't give a shit about brains they just hand you the gun and your orders

[Junkenstein]

I know it's an unpopular opinion lately, since reason prevails, but i still think that if you've never been in a fight you're probably a pussy.

Not because you have to pick fights without a reason, but because there's millions of situations that call for a physical confrontation and where "dialogue" is useless.

I hate the drunks that pick fight randomly in bars. But if you're given real hassle and you "take the high road", you're a coward.

No offense to Kyle. Happens to puss out once in a while. I'm mostly talking about those who brag about "never having fought once in their lives"

Of course getting killed is to avoid. But some people need to be punched.