1310: Welcome to the Comedy Show

Keith · 12-16-2010, 06:58 PM

"Walked into my house. My girlfriend was fuckin' somebody else. See ya tomorrow."

Crazy Myka Fox

DWarrior · 12-16-2010, 07:43 PM

You should always try to wrestle a 300-pound crazy guy on drugs with a gun pointed at someone's head. Especially when you're in your 60s.

Illuminati · 12-16-2010, 09:18 PM

YOU DONT REMEMBER FUCKING?!?!?!

invader · 12-17-2010, 12:08 AM

Its not the board members fault that Ginger all of a sudden wanted to be The Batman.

Also its insanely hard to hit a target unless you are at point blank range and the target isn't moving/cowering.

Keith · 12-17-2010, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by invader

Its not the board members fault that Ginger all of a sudden wanted to be The Batman.

That's sad.

DWarrior · 12-17-2010, 12:41 AM

First there's gotta be the "wtf is that bitch doing" factor, like if you see a dude about to get hit by a car.

Second, if they say "Ginger don't do that" the dude might just turn around and shoot her, so they kind of have to let her do her thing at that point.

As for post-fail response, I've already said my piece on that. Obviously you're going to be the internet/studio tough guy here and say you would have leapt and kicked the dude's ass, and not get anybody shot in the process.

funnygurl1979 · 12-17-2010, 05:48 AM

Man, these guys should of stepped up. Sometimes a woman can be the hero.

Blitzgal · 12-17-2010, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

You should always try to wrestle a 300-pound crazy guy on drugs with a gun pointed at someone's head. Especially when you're in your 60s.

This made me chortle.

Yeah, it's easy to armchair quarterback what people should've done in certain situations from the comfort of our own computer desks. I forget Keith, tell us again how you wrestled down those guys who pulled a gun on you that one time?

banger316 · 12-17-2010, 08:51 AM

Especially the part where chemda starts talking about keith your sick in reference to him thinking of her when he is jerking off, and i totally understand why that would creep her out. I mean keith seriously can't you be a gentleman for once, and control yourself like me.

Now if you will excuse me im gonna jerk off thinking about myka fox putting her ass on a cake like a normal person.

FletchLives · 12-17-2010, 09:07 AM

i would have just whipped it out and pissed all over the gunman. blaze of glory bitches.

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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	First there's gotta be the "wtf is that bitch doing" factor, like if you see a dude about to get hit by a car. Second, if they say "Ginger don't do that" the dude might just turn around and shoot her, so they kind of have to let her do her thing at that point. As for post-fail response, I've already said my piece on that. Obviously you're going to be the internet/studio tough guy here and say you would have leapt and kicked the dude's ass, and not get anybody shot in the process. __________________
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banger316 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 237	What a great show Especially the part where chemda starts talking about keith your sick in reference to him thinking of her when he is jerking off, and i totally understand why that would creep her out. I mean keith seriously can't you be a gentleman for once, and control yourself like me. Now if you will excuse me im gonna jerk off thinking about myka fox putting her ass on a cake like a normal person.
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