1319: Catfish

[Keith]

"I'm about to enter your catfish."

[funnygurl1979]

Loved Ricky Gervais! He shouldn't have been the host because his humour doesn't match the fakeness and pretense that is Hollywood Award shows.

[-=AJ=-]

I loved that he just went for it. Kind of like "Wait, you want me to host the show? You sure? Alright... " It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and he took it. He could've just as easily sold out, but decided to do a roast of people making a living pretending to be role models while getting away with murder in front of them and a global audience.

EDIT: and I'm totally convinced that they knew what he was going to say, even if they didn't proof read his material (which I highly doubt). If they would've watched their own show last year they would have seen the insults he handed out to, among others, Mel Gibson (YouTube link). Even back then he said "oh what the hell, I won't be back here anyway".

[Junkenstein]

Seriously, if they are upset, it proves that they are a bunch of self absorbed, stiff douches.

Those Jokes were quite tepid, not that funny and really not that shocking. Travolta and Cruise are gay. Oh my god. too far. who would dare say such things.

The whole outrage is a fake. and if it isnt they're just ridiculous.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Chemda's slight irritation at Keith talking about the lesbianism in Black Swan was pretty dumb. Stop projecting and getting irritated whenever anyone says the word "lesbian". Anyone with a penis and heterosexual tendencies is going to perk up when they hear "Natalie Portman", "Mila Kunis", and "lesbian" in the same sentence.

What are we supposed to like, Chemda? Dudes? Do you know what being a heterosexual male means?

[Junkenstein]

i found that scene quite sexy, btw, even if it wasnt supposed to be. natalie portman orgasming is quite a sight, even if its fake.

[Blitzgal]

There are certain topics that women talk about that make men cringe, roll their eyes, or want to escape the room. And listening to guys wax poetic about how hot lesbians are is one of those topics that tends to make women roll their eyes. That's just the way it is.

[Medium Brumski]

Black Swan was interesting, is it true that the same director is doing the next Wolverine movie?

I didn't like Catfish, but my friend took me to see it cause she thought it was a horror movie, I hadn't even heard of it, so I kept expecting some crazy twist, other then the obvious "All that was fake." Maybe Keith liked it cause it shows how a relationship can blossom over electronic communication.

[mrthewhite]

I agree with Keith, fingernails cracking off is the WORST.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

There are certain topics that women talk about that make men cringe, roll their eyes, or want to escape the room. And listening to guys wax poetic about how hot lesbians are is one of those topics that tends to make women roll their eyes. That's just the way it is.

Tell me one thing that men stereotypically find to be annoying that is integral to a heterosexual woman's sexual orientation.

Show me a guy that is irritated by a woman who waxes poetic about how much she loves dick, and I'll show you certainly non-heterosexual male.

This analogue is presupposing that women aren't talking about stupid shit AND being unreasonably irritated by normal heterosexual male behavior. If you cannot give me an example of what I asked for in the first sentence, you cannot make any such analogue.

What's more, the core ideology that behind securing acceptance for gay, lesbian, trans, etc. folk is that people are born certain ways and they can't help that. My penis gets quite excited when it gets a whiff of some good lesbianism; I can't help that. It strikes me as more than a bit hypocritical to say, "You're wrong for being how you were born, now accept me for how I was born."