1342: Sampling the Feta

[Keith]

"I wasn't prepared for how sad it actually would be."


Mark Normand | Comedian


KATG Week tickets: http://www.keithandthegirl.com/store...k-tickets.aspx

[Mike C]

I'm neither a Keith Malley nor am I a Myq Kaplan.

Neither was anyone else this year.

In all humility, follks, was anyone in this year's submissions THAT much better than I was? Haven't I made you laugh (or at east whence) in the past -- at least more than the others?

Take another listen: http://www.carrino.net/katg/Michael-Carrino-2011.mp3

Listen to the whole thing (a whole two minutes worth).

Then, do what you know deep down in your heart is the right thing.

ooxx
Michael Carrino

[rodimusprime]

HA! They played my whole two minutes. So I'm exactly like one minute better than I was last year. Which isn't saying much. Thanks guys it was a great thrill hearing my two minutes of rhythmless material on the show!

[wookietv]

it's a little disheartening to not even get past like 15 seconds... i thought my beginning was weak, and i have since actually changed it up.
here's my mp3 if anyone is interested in actually hearing the rest.
http://muckalucka.com/Random/wookietv.mp3

[Keith]

It's a shame we have to go so fast with these final ones (right?) cause there's so many, but you wait last minute... wha ya gonna do.

[dannyhatch]

Oh yeah, when you cut mine off you stopped JUST before the part where I explained the meaning of life and related a funny story about peeing on an orphan's face.

[SmileyFace]

I was prepared to hear any and all criticism on my submission. I was not, however, prepared for Chemda's "She is such a good lay" response to it. But hell, I'll take it!

First time ever writing, let alone recording, any comedy though so I am genuinely in search of some feedback. And hey. Why not take a listen and see if you get the urge to vote for it. Or just the urge to jerk it to the sound of my voice I guess. Heh. Either way, tanx!

"Steamy Supermarkets..."
http://k002.kiwi6.com/hotlink/zmz64h3vpy

[Mike C]

Originally Posted by Keith

It's a shame we have to go so fast with these final ones (right?) cause there's so many, but you wait last minute... wha ya gonna do.

This is correct, sir -- and yes, I did wait until the last minute.

But ya can't blame me for getting on the campaign trail early.

[BigJim50]

Funny mixed with uncomfortableness. Nice mixed bag. I'll start writing well before April 15th just to make sure there's a solid five minutes.

[ragingindie]

Originally Posted by Mike C

I'm neither a Keith Malley nor am I a Myq Kaplan.

Neither was anyone else this year.

In all humility, follks, was anyone in this year's submissions THAT much better than I was? Haven't I made you laugh (or at east whence) in the past -- at least more than the others?

Michael Carrino

If you want an honest (not mean) opinion - i listened to the whole thing. I thought you sounded a lot more confident and organised than a lot of the others, but that doesn't necessarily translate into funny.