1377: The McDolphin

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by stulagu

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...duck gang raping is pretty common. But it is funny because some ducks will stick with the same mate for years, but the initial "oooh a female lets get her pregnant" is not fun.

Or we can turn things on its ear and talk about female spiders eating their mates when they're done...I just want to make sure the genders are both represented equally here

Rape is about power and control. Can we really define rape for an animal species? Seems a bit like maybe you're trying to place our human morality onto that of animals. It's like saying a lion who kills a gazelle is a murderer.

[stulagu]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

Rape is about power and control. Can we really define rape for an animal species? Seems a bit like maybe you're trying to place our human morality onto that of animals. It's like saying a lion who kills a gazelle is a murderer.

Ok, a gang of male ducks go after a female. The female tries to get away. The males push her under the water and pile up on her, half drowning her. One of them mates with her and they all fly away, leaving her gasping for air, and sometimes crippled.

What would you call that?

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by stulagu

Ok, a gang of male ducks go after a female. The female tries to get away. The males push her under the water and pile up on her, half drowning her. One of them mates with her and they all fly away, leaving her gasping for air, and sometimes crippled.

What would you call that?

I'd call that ducks being ducks. Is a dog pissing on a urinal the same as a dude pissing and getting "indecent exposure" charges from the police? They're animals ... c'mon...

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by stulagu

Ok, a gang of male ducks go after a female. The female tries to get away. The males push her under the water and pile up on her, half drowning her. One of them mates with her and they all fly away, leaving her gasping for air, and sometimes crippled.

What would you call that?

Not pleasurable for one party, therefore that species does not have sex for pleasure. QED, once again.

[stulagu]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Not pleasurable for one party, therefore that species does not have sex for pleasure. QED, once again.

See how we brought that around?

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by stulagu

Ok, a gang of male ducks go after a female. The female tries to get away. The males push her under the water and pile up on her, half drowning her. One of them mates with her and they all fly away, leaving her gasping for air, and sometimes crippled.

What would you call that?

Even PETA would be ok with this... how dumb.

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Loki74

Even PETA would be ok with this... how dumb.

We should eat the ducks. We have to show justice to these victims!

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

We should eat the ducks. We have to show justice to these victims!

Yes but only the Black ducks... or next thing you know they will be dealing drugs and stealing hub caps.

[stulagu]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

We should eat the ducks. We have to show justice to these victims!

hillarious

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Loki74

Yes but only the Black ducks... or next thing you know they will be dealing drugs and stealing hub caps.

So this is the pack of ducks that Mel Gibson was ranting about? This all makes sense now.

Originally Posted by stulagu

hillarious

You say that to a female duck who's been raped by a pack of mallards!!!!