1380: Set Tasers to Stun

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

excellent point ray. now i shall buy a taser and see what happens. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA......

I think here (in MO), you have to have some sort of license to tase people. And I'm pretty sure acquiring it requires you to be tased, so you know what it feels like. But i might be making that up.

[scumbag]

Keith wanted help from a stranger when he was getting robbed, but he would not extend the same help to someone who was run over or have Chemda knock on the door of someone who most likely forgot to turn off their hose.
No wonder New York is a shithole as it appears to be filled with selfish cunts.
I get that you can't save the whole world, but come on, be a little neighborly and knock on the damn door instead of getting the police or other 3rd parties involved.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by scumbag

Keith wanted help from a stranger when he was getting robbed, but he would not extend the same help to someone who was run over or have Chemda knock on the door of someone who most likely forgot to turn off their hose.

These two examples you give are not at all equivalent. A running hose vs someone run over by a car....yes one seems more extreme than the other. I honestly don't remember them talking about witnessing someone get run over by a car in this episode. Did that happen?

[scumbag]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

These two examples you give are not at all equivalent. A running hose vs someone run over by a car....yes one seems more extreme than the other. I honestly don't remember them talking about witnessing someone get run over by a car in this episode. Did that happen?

Not in this episode, but in a previous one they debated if people were assholes for not helping a guy that was run over and taking pictures of the body instead and if I remember correctly Keiths response was his usual "don't get involved" crap - sure some of it is for comedic effect, but his world view really seems to be very... maybe not self centered, but certainly not one that would make the world better - a topic he often rails on about is that people should behave! and that IMNSHO includes informing people their lawn, however puny, is about to be drowned

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by scumbag

Keith wanted help from a stranger when he was getting robbed, but he would not extend the same help to someone who was run over or have Chemda knock on the door of someone who most likely forgot to turn off their hose.

one of the traits that hit me about keith, when i discovered KATG was how he often got involved in troubled situations (like stopping an assault from happening)

[scotticus]

Here's the exchange with Ray as I was on the way out of the bathroom and he was on the way in:

Me: "Hey Ray, that was very fucking funny. Good job, dude!"
Ray: "Thanks man! Hey, here are my notes. You should put them up on the internet or something."
Me: "Oh wow, thanks!"

Here's the tweet: Twitter

And yes, machadi is valid shorthand for machete. I knew what you meant.

[scumbag]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

one of the traits that hit me about keith, when i discovered KATG was how he often got involved in troubled situations (like stopping an assault from happening)

Hmm, I missed that episode... guess he's not all bad

[scotticus]

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[Keith]

Originally Posted by scumbag

Hmm, I missed that episode... guess he's not all bad

I'd watch you die.

[raym]

Originally Posted by scotticus

Here's the exchange with Ray as I was on the way out of the bathroom and he was on the way in:

Me: "Hey Ray, that was very fucking funny. Good job, dude!"
Ray: "Thanks man! Hey, here are my notes. You should put them up on the internet or something."
Me: "Oh wow, thanks!"

Here's the tweet: Twitter

And yes, machadi is valid shorthand for machete. I knew what you meant.

All right, first of all I did not say go put them on the internet, but I don't care that you did. Also, that was one of four or so pages? So please don't post anymore so that people can hear my jokes for the first time when they watch the roast. I think on this page I only said one of the jokes/ideas that were on this sheet, so this sheet is cool being posted. Yes, I'm a bad speller.
Luckily I have a computer that has spell check...although I didn't utilize it on those notes. Scotticus I still love you.