1392: Liar Liar

Keith · 05-19-2011, 05:17 PM

"I KNOW YOU WERE THERE! TELL ME THE TRUTH!"

Mark Normand | Comedian

ohhhhhdavid · 05-19-2011, 08:19 PM

There is a art-porn compilation called Destricted. In one section, called the Balkan Erotic Epic, they re-enact some of the rituals Keith was talking about.

Here is the torrent: Destricted (2006) (download torrent) - TPB

It's fuckin weird.

PoorGradStudent · 05-19-2011, 10:26 PM

So, here I am downloading the final episode of Americas Next Top Model while listening to KATG until the download is done. Less than 30 seconds into the show I had to scramble to hit pause so I wouldn't hear who won ANTM. Alas, my reflexes were too slow. So now I get to watch the finale, knowing that Britney is the winner. I don't know if you were telling the truth but I don't dare press play until I've watched my show. Damn you Keith Malley....damn you and your wily ways.

NZHippo · 05-19-2011, 11:16 PM

Mark's position on lying made me think of Danny Lobell (which made me think of buffets) in that he lies so much it must almost becomes pointless having a conversation with him as who knows for sure what he is actually saying. Hopefully they will have him back as a guest though as unlike Danny I do think Mark is pretty funny even if his pants are constantly ablaze due to his lies. His voice has this real laid back chilled out laziness to it that I totally dig.

Fourbid · 05-20-2011, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

So, here I am downloading the final episode of Americas Next Top Model while listening to KATG until the download is done. Less than 30 seconds into the show I had to scramble to hit pause so I wouldn't hear who won ANTM. Alas, my reflexes were too slow. So now I get to watch the finale, knowing that Britney is the winner. I don't know if you were telling the truth but I don't dare press play until I've watched my show. Damn you Keith Malley....damn you and your wily ways.

It's for the best.

-John- · 05-20-2011, 03:49 AM

Danny Lobell i never really liked tbh and when he came on the show with his fake personal trainer, i didnt find it funny. Mark on the other hand i find verry funny. so im ok with his lies

word · 05-20-2011, 08:07 AM

this was some of the funniest shit ive heard in a while. That dude is such a fucking pussy man the fuck up dude. Someone in chat was talking about he the worst guest I think hes the best guest for being a pussy.

Junkenstein · 05-20-2011, 08:32 AM

havent heard the ep yet but really, he's already getting the worst guest stamp?

never found him particularly funny, not even before this lying stuff. at least danny was enetertaining in a slimy rage inducing way.

The King of Awesome · 05-20-2011, 11:02 AM

Oh, I can't fault Mark for his behavior.

Also, I'm lying. But I do think it's pretty fun to listen to this episode and imagine that EVERY answer he's giving has been a lie.

Edit: And a hundred dollar bet that he wouldn't lie? Of course he'd say he didn't lie at the end of the month. Talking to this guy is like one of those logic puzzles where there's a guy who always tells the truth, and a guy who always lies, and you have to figure out who is who.

AmandaMarie · 05-20-2011, 11:46 AM

scale of lying:
1-kids
2-teenagers
3-parents
4-mark
5-lawyers
6-politicians
7-the pope

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05-19-2011, 05:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
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05-19-2011, 08:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
ohhhhhdavid Junior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: West Lafayette, IN Posts: 17	There is a art-porn compilation called Destricted. In one section, called the Balkan Erotic Epic, they re-enact some of the rituals Keith was talking about. Here is the torrent: Destricted (2006) (download torrent) - TPB It's fuckin weird.
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05-19-2011, 10:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
PoorGradStudent Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 274	So, here I am downloading the final episode of Americas Next Top Model while listening to KATG until the download is done. Less than 30 seconds into the show I had to scramble to hit pause so I wouldn't hear who won ANTM. Alas, my reflexes were too slow. So now I get to watch the finale, knowing that Britney is the winner. I don't know if you were telling the truth but I don't dare press play until I've watched my show. Damn you Keith Malley....damn you and your wily ways.
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05-19-2011, 11:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
NZHippo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wanganui, New Zealand Posts: 117	Mark's position on lying made me think of Danny Lobell (which made me think of buffets) in that he lies so much it must almost becomes pointless having a conversation with him as who knows for sure what he is actually saying. Hopefully they will have him back as a guest though as unlike Danny I do think Mark is pretty funny even if his pants are constantly ablaze due to his lies. His voice has this real laid back chilled out laziness to it that I totally dig.
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05-20-2011, 03:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
-John- Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 110	Danny Lobell i never really liked tbh and when he came on the show with his fake personal trainer, i didnt find it funny. Mark on the other hand i find verry funny. so im ok with his lies
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05-20-2011, 08:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
word Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 165	this was some of the funniest shit ive heard in a while. That dude is such a fucking pussy man the fuck up dude. Someone in chat was talking about he the worst guest I think hes the best guest for being a pussy.
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05-20-2011, 08:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	havent heard the ep yet but really, he's already getting the worst guest stamp? never found him particularly funny, not even before this lying stuff. at least danny was enetertaining in a slimy rage inducing way.
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05-20-2011, 11:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
The King of Awesome Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Awesome City, NY Posts: 170	Oh, I can't fault Mark for his behavior. Also, I'm lying. But I do think it's pretty fun to listen to this episode and imagine that EVERY answer he's giving has been a lie. Edit: And a hundred dollar bet that he wouldn't lie? Of course he'd say he didn't lie at the end of the month. Talking to this guy is like one of those logic puzzles where there's a guy who always tells the truth, and a guy who always lies, and you have to figure out who is who. __________________ Pardon me while I plug my band. The Ill Funk Ensemble: Facebook / Home Page / Youtube I play the Electric Awesome. Last edited by The King of Awesome; 05-20-2011 at 11:10 AM.
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05-20-2011, 11:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
AmandaMarie Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3	Mark's a level four liar. scale of lying: 1-kids 2-teenagers 3-parents 4-mark 5-lawyers 6-politicians 7-the pope
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