1625: Hug It Out, Bitch

Keith · 07-19-2012, 06:03 PM

"Your heroes are just anyone who's ever punched a vagina?"

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Jo_Culprit · 07-19-2012, 06:25 PM

I think it's fine for Keith to fight fat in others using tough love as long as he fights fat in himself by going to the gym with Brother Love.

Fourbid · 07-19-2012, 09:02 PM

I don't really see the "love" part of "tough love" It's 100% tough.

I don't see any problem with it, though.

WSEIII · 07-19-2012, 09:19 PM

You guys mentioned boycotting Chic Fil lay because of their anti homosexual stance. I realized today that If I was to boycott watching a television show because someone on it is gay I wouldn't get to watch it at all, because there are a lot of homosexuals on television. I am a Christian who believes homosexuals are going to hell, but I enjoy lesbian porn, so I guess that makes me a hypocrite.

Jo_Culprit · 07-19-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

You guys mentioned boycotting Chic Fil lay because of their anti homosexual stance. I realized today that If I was to boycott watching a television show because someone on it is gay I wouldn't get to watch it at all, because there are a lot of homosexuals on television. I am a Christian who believes homosexuals are going to hell, but I enjoy lesbian porn, so I guess that makes me a hypocrite.

Maybe that's why your mom doesn't let you out of the house.

Vampire Lizard · 07-19-2012, 09:59 PM

Don't even know where to start with all Mike Lawrence's opinions

It quickly reminded me of Myq Kaplan and episodes a couple years ago where every negative thing Keith said about Dane Cook, Myq quickly had a defense for it. Both Mike and Myq shit on Keith almost saying his opinion is invalid because it's just bitching, the tag line of the podcast is Keith and his ex-gf talk shit but w/e. Anyway it all made sense though when Mike declared his just tired of the negativity, and that could explain why they try and defend such stupidity as that hack going further on America's Got Talent or Dane Cook being a joke thief and constantly repeating material, but the fact that they would defend such utter obvious shit makes me respect these two less when it comes to comedy.

I also like how one of the defenses Mike Lawrence offered for the shitty comedian was that the shit material was okay because the demographic is mid-west retards who can't afford cable and watch TV with their children at 8 pm. This isn't a defense, this should be an embarrassment for not only for the comedy world, but American entertainment as a whole.

He defends joke book generic ass safe comedy, but yet he shits on comedians who read bad fanfiction at conventions for a laugh. On Nerd of Mouth Jake Young attempted to do the bad fanfic humor and Mike attacked him the second he could about how unfunny that humor is.

Anyway for the poll question, I do think Keith just straight up hates fatties, actually I think it's a bit of a sexist thing as well. Does he have a single overweight female friend? I know most of his comments are for comedy, but there has been times where he would read a news story, the story had nothing to do with health or weight, but he would look at the mug shot and have to bring up that the person is a fat fuck pig. Half the population is fat, so why are you bringing up that a certain person is fat when it adds nothing to the story? That would be like reading crime reports and having to bring up a criminal is black- oh wait...

Anyway I don't think it makes Keith a bad person though, I think this is most people. I'm overweight, but yet I find myself disgusted by overweight people and wishing there was a country wide soda ban. If you really want to hate fat people go to a Wal-mart around 6 pm and having to see fat fucks buy a few 24 packs of soda to keep their children hydrated since no one thinks about nutrition and while they are doing so they are in one of those fucking motorized carts with the reverse sound going beep beep beep. Maybe these fat fucks would lose some weight if they walked into the story to buy their fatty foods instead of using a cart meant for the handicapped.

bofadeeznizzles · 07-19-2012, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

You guys mentioned boycotting Chic Fil lay because of their anti homosexual stance. I realized today that If I was to boycott watching a television show because someone on it is gay I wouldn't get to watch it at all, because there are a lot of homosexuals on television. I am a Christian who believes homosexuals are going to hell, but I enjoy lesbian porn, so I guess that makes me a hypocrite.

Maybe heaven is looking down on lesbians writhing in hot sexy lava and just jizzing all over them!

A righteous orgasm probably feels better than any blumpkin...

dannyhatch · 07-21-2012, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

I am a Christian who believes homosexuals are going to hell

I'm of the opinion that the Bible/Christianity/organized religion is bullshit, but you're entitled to your opinions. I'd like to point out a few facts about your statement.

1. Homosexuality is mentioned only a handful of times in the Bible. It is not one of the cardinal sins, and was likely added apropos of its author's bias, not one of God's "messages."
2. Sloth, however, is one of the cardinal sins, which you are doing by living with your parents with no job at 41 years old.
3. Honoring your parents is one of the Ten Commandments. "Don't be gay," is not. You're certainly not honoring your parents by forcing them to live with the embarrassment of having raised their son to be a loser.

Now, I would say you probably don't have to worry about going to Hell because I am of the Bible is a crock and that homosexuality is not a sin. You're of the opposite opinion, though, so maybe there are a few causes for worry in there.

Blitzgal · 07-20-2012, 07:12 AM

Mike Lawrence explaining that Tosh is Biff and not Marty McFly is perfect. That's exactly what I argued a few threads back. He's the bully, and his humor comes from the perspective of the bully.

jimzhao · 07-20-2012, 11:10 PM

Jeez, that fat fuck that gave you a message about how pop doesn't rot your teeth made me so fucking angry, and I'M a fat fuck.

Please Kieth, trust me, the fatass community is not that stupid (at least I hope not).

(Also, to Daemonik: ) You're an asshole and you spend too much time on the computer if you can write a post that fuckin' long.

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He's just being an asshole.	35	31.53%
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	You guys mentioned boycotting Chic Fil lay because of their anti homosexual stance. I realized today that If I was to boycott watching a television show because someone on it is gay I wouldn't get to watch it at all, because there are a lot of homosexuals on television. I am a Christian who believes homosexuals are going to hell, but I enjoy lesbian porn, so I guess that makes me a hypocrite.
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07-19-2012, 09:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Vampire Lizard Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 90	Don't even know where to start with all Mike Lawrence's opinions It quickly reminded me of Myq Kaplan and episodes a couple years ago where every negative thing Keith said about Dane Cook, Myq quickly had a defense for it. Both Mike and Myq shit on Keith almost saying his opinion is invalid because it's just bitching, the tag line of the podcast is Keith and his ex-gf talk shit but w/e. Anyway it all made sense though when Mike declared his just tired of the negativity, and that could explain why they try and defend such stupidity as that hack going further on America's Got Talent or Dane Cook being a joke thief and constantly repeating material, but the fact that they would defend such utter obvious shit makes me respect these two less when it comes to comedy. I also like how one of the defenses Mike Lawrence offered for the shitty comedian was that the shit material was okay because the demographic is mid-west retards who can't afford cable and watch TV with their children at 8 pm. This isn't a defense, this should be an embarrassment for not only for the comedy world, but American entertainment as a whole. He defends joke book generic ass safe comedy, but yet he shits on comedians who read bad fanfiction at conventions for a laugh. On Nerd of Mouth Jake Young attempted to do the bad fanfic humor and Mike attacked him the second he could about how unfunny that humor is. Anyway for the poll question, I do think Keith just straight up hates fatties, actually I think it's a bit of a sexist thing as well. Does he have a single overweight female friend? I know most of his comments are for comedy, but there has been times where he would read a news story, the story had nothing to do with health or weight, but he would look at the mug shot and have to bring up that the person is a fat fuck pig. Half the population is fat, so why are you bringing up that a certain person is fat when it adds nothing to the story? That would be like reading crime reports and having to bring up a criminal is black- oh wait... Anyway I don't think it makes Keith a bad person though, I think this is most people. I'm overweight, but yet I find myself disgusted by overweight people and wishing there was a country wide soda ban. If you really want to hate fat people go to a Wal-mart around 6 pm and having to see fat fucks buy a few 24 packs of soda to keep their children hydrated since no one thinks about nutrition and while they are doing so they are in one of those fucking motorized carts with the reverse sound going beep beep beep. Maybe these fat fucks would lose some weight if they walked into the story to buy their fatty foods instead of using a cart meant for the handicapped.
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Mike Lawrence explaining that Tosh is Biff and not Marty McFly is perfect. That's exactly what I argued a few threads back. He's the bully, and his humor comes from the perspective of the bully.
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07-20-2012, 11:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
jimzhao Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3	Jeez, that fat fuck that gave you a message about how pop doesn't rot your teeth made me so fucking angry, and I'M a fat fuck. Please Kieth, trust me, the fatass community is not that stupid (at least I hope not). (Also, to Daemonik: ) You're an asshole and you spend too much time on the computer if you can write a post that fuckin' long. Last edited by jimzhao; 07-20-2012 at 11:14 PM.
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