1640: Couch Punching

Keith · 08-22-2012, 03:55 PM

"The people behind the counter don't give a fuck, the chickens don't give a fuck, and my mouth doesn't give a fuck."

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mollyfud · 08-23-2012, 01:19 AM

Was listening to the show and all the talk of "My name is Keith". Remembering that arguably the main requirement is that you have to get pissed and then the talk of Chemda on drugs made me wonder if Keith would bend the first rule of MNIK and let Chemda on the show if she was high rather then drunk?

Just a thought.
Keep up the good work.
Molly

Keith · 08-23-2012, 02:54 AM

No.

Thumbnail · 08-23-2012, 04:16 AM

Drunky poos Chemda crying about how her parents don't respect here, while yelling "NO ON HAS IS HARDER THAN ME!!! NO ONE!!!", and Kyle going "Everyone has it hard, stop being a pussy!".

Drunky poos Chemda gushing over Lauren and giving everyone detailed accounts of their sex life.

Drunky poos Chemda falling asleep while telling Keith that she hates him.

This sounds like a winner to me.

Bucho · 08-23-2012, 05:40 AM

After McNally's two-parter I didn't think you could announce a follow up guest I could be more excited about.

I was wrong.

The only way I could be more excited is if you also announced that this time Patrice was on security.

By the way let me mention this - this was an awesome episode. Dan Soder and Myka FOX!!! were both aces ten and K & C were on top form also.

Junkenstein · 08-23-2012, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

Drunky poos Chemda crying about how her parents don't respect here, while yelling "NO ON HAS IS HARDER THAN ME!!! NO ONE!!!", and Kyle going "Everyone has it hard, stop being a pussy!".

Drunky poos Chemda gushing over Lauren and giving everyone detailed accounts of their sex life.

Drunky poos Chemda falling asleep while telling Keith that she hates him.

This sounds like a winner to me.

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EllaMacFarlane · 08-23-2012, 06:58 AM

Oh my god guys. Get fucking health insurance. You don't know what's going to happen in the future.

word · 08-23-2012, 09:02 AM

How did i miss listening live and monster voice was on the show.

scottperezfox · 08-23-2012, 11:00 AM

Odd that Chick-Fil-A uses Corinthians 13:13 on their cups — that quotation has little to do with religion or Christianity per se:

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."

The exact phrasing varies with different versions of the Bible, of course. The reason I happen to know this is because this is the quotation on which President Franklin Roosevelt was sworn into office back in 1933. The Presidents of old would choose a specific passage and open the Bible to that page when taking the Oath of Office.

Jonny Face · 08-23-2012, 11:02 AM

I lost so much respect for Myka over her views regarding Chic-Fil-A. Statements such as "I don't care because they make the best chicken" and "the owner is rich anyway", sound like the views of some home-schooled redneck. I dont want to bring up the whole debate again, but sigh.

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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	After McNally's two-parter I didn't think you could announce a follow up guest I could be more excited about. I was wrong. The only way I could be more excited is if you also announced that this time Patrice was on security. By the way let me mention this - this was an awesome episode. Dan Soder and Myka FOX!!! were both aces ten and K & C were on top form also.
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EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	Oh my god guys. Get fucking health insurance. You don't know what's going to happen in the future.
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08-23-2012, 11:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
scottperezfox Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 384	Odd that Chick-Fil-A uses Corinthians 13:13 on their cups — that quotation has little to do with religion or Christianity per se: "And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." The exact phrasing varies with different versions of the Bible, of course. The reason I happen to know this is because this is the quotation on which President Franklin Roosevelt was sworn into office back in 1933. The Presidents of old would choose a specific passage and open the Bible to that page when taking the Oath of Office.
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08-23-2012, 11:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jonny Face Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: London Posts: 103	I lost so much respect for Myka over her views regarding Chic-Fil-A. Statements such as "I don't care because they make the best chicken" and "the owner is rich anyway", sound like the views of some home-schooled redneck. I dont want to bring up the whole debate again, but sigh.
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