178: Find Keith a Job

Keith · 11-24-2005, 01:51 AM

"All of this. Everything I see in this building is my skill."

LD · 11-24-2005, 02:36 AM

This is the world we live in and these are the hands were given. Use them and lets start trying to make it a place worth living in.

Amen.

DanClass · 11-24-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LD

Amen.

reminds me

where are the prayers?

it's thanksgiving for fucks sake and no prayers?

heathens

LD · 11-24-2005, 03:04 AM

at 10.45pm in the UK, if you were in the pub when last orders was called, trying to get to the bar was like trying to get through Walmart during a 100%-off sale. Then you had to get back to your table through the bar melee with all the drinks you ordered to keep you going for another 30 minutes. If you were lucky you made it back with most of the liquid and didn't get an elbow in the face.

At 11.10pm in the UK at the weekend in every major city, the streets were filled with gangs of drunks wobbling through the streets like it was New Year's Eve in Times Square. It was good for the police since you could schedule when fights were likely to break out. For everyone else, difficult to get a taxi, get into a nightclub quickly afterwards or ... avoid an elbow in the face.

Good times.

Hurrah for all night boozing.

rapisteavesdrop · 11-24-2005, 04:12 AM

There must be indians who think that any indian who celebrates thanksgiving, is a sell out, uncle tom motherfucker. I'm just wondering what they call those bastards.

serial_x · 11-24-2005, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by rapisteavesdrop

There must be indians who think that any indian who celebrates thanksgiving, as a sell out uncle tom motherfucker. I'm just wondering what they call those bastards.

That's some screenname you've got there dude.

I like it.

HighMike · 11-24-2005, 08:05 AM

Fuck Jesus Fuck Turkey and Fuck what Indians think....

EAT STEAK!

Your conception of Indians is one that many leading activist (like Alfred/Churchill) critique. The idea that Indians who participate in Thanksgiving would be Uncle Toms engages in "Noble Savage Rhetoric". Indians have been assimilated into American culture for many years, the idea of them being one with nature and doing rain dances all day is the same conception that allows the BIA to repress their legal recourse.

Most Indians are a bunch of fucked up alcoholics that love smoking the ganja.

YOU RACIST FUCK!

AlanRay · 11-24-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HighMike

Fuck Jesus Fuck Turkey and Fuck what Indians think....
EAT STEAK!

i don't get it, what does jesus have to do with anything. i thought he was the christmas guy..... isn't the thanksgiving guy from that disney movie with the indian chick and the white dude?

HighMike · 11-24-2005, 02:21 PM

Heat of the moment...

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DJQuad · 11-24-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HighMike

EAT STEAK!

Fag.

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LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	at 10.45pm in the UK, if you were in the pub when last orders was called, trying to get to the bar was like trying to get through Walmart during a 100%-off sale. Then you had to get back to your table through the bar melee with all the drinks you ordered to keep you going for another 30 minutes. If you were lucky you made it back with most of the liquid and didn't get an elbow in the face. At 11.10pm in the UK at the weekend in every major city, the streets were filled with gangs of drunks wobbling through the streets like it was New Year's Eve in Times Square. It was good for the police since you could schedule when fights were likely to break out. For everyone else, difficult to get a taxi, get into a nightclub quickly afterwards or ... avoid an elbow in the face. Good times. Hurrah for all night boozing.
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11-24-2005, 04:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
rapisteavesdrop Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6	I wonder if what indians call uncle toms There must be indians who think that any indian who celebrates thanksgiving, is a sell out, uncle tom motherfucker. I'm just wondering what they call those bastards.
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11-24-2005, 08:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
HighMike Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 585	Inspirational Msg Of The Day Fuck Jesus Fuck Turkey and Fuck what Indians think.... EAT STEAK! Your conception of Indians is one that many leading activist (like Alfred/Churchill) critique. The idea that Indians who participate in Thanksgiving would be Uncle Toms engages in "Noble Savage Rhetoric". Indians have been assimilated into American culture for many years, the idea of them being one with nature and doing rain dances all day is the same conception that allows the BIA to repress their legal recourse. Most Indians are a bunch of fucked up alcoholics that love smoking the ganja. YOU RACIST FUCK!
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HighMike Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 585	Riiiight Heat of the moment... ....
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