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06-28-2013, 05:25 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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06-28-2013, 07:45 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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First I want to complement you peeps on the fast turnarounds these recent shows have had. I understand that the show needs to be edited before you put it on the website and I guess I get impatient sometimes. Anyhow keep up the good work.
Keith it looks like the Airline gods were smiling on you and Cat because you two made it to your honeymoon alright. |
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06-28-2013, 10:01 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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I totally agree with Chemda on the disproportionate distribution of wealth in the US.
I recently saw a great documentary on netflix called - Park Avenue -. I guess talks about the poor side and the rich side of Park Avenue in New York as an example (?) From 1947-1977 the bottom 90% of America had the wealth of the country, now it's controlled by 1%, hence the 99percenters. What's more fucked is that 1% OF the 1% really holds most of the power, about 400 people in the US. Jesus Christ, between that and the fact that this new shit-generation is being brought up like retards by asshole parents, and it really makes me want to go back to my native country. fucking love your show by the way. |
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A girl's life falls apart when she finds out she's been part of A REAL LIFE SPY MOVIE and posts a message online about it and Keith's response is "Fuck you, dramatic bitch!"
This is said by a man who's publicly been called a drama queen by his own wife for the way he responds to little everyday things and who broadcasts practically his every thought and movement in his show or on his Twitter. ... That's our Keith. |
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06-29-2013, 12:39 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Her man is doing something important however you look at it, and she's trying to make it about her, like she can even comprehend for a second what he's up to.
Read her blog and then come back to me. Fuck her. |
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06-29-2013, 05:48 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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My wife and my policy has always been sex before any major event (birthdays, valentines, etc.), especially if copious amounts of food and drink are involved. Our wedding day followed the same pattern.
It might not seem particularly romantic, but either does sex after a six course meal and half a bottle of wine. |
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fuck you so she moves on to another bf, after selling the rights to her story to a studio/book company/etc fuck you again, you kiwi douchebag as if she gives a flying shit about NSA boy and his bullshit. she's crating drama to futher her own ends, so fuck you and fuck yor shit. wake up and smell reality. life may be simple in Wellington, but IRL things are differente. |
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On our wedding night I was ready to go the fuck to sleep but my hubby powered through. It was very romantic... I said "you gotta do all the work" he said "fine roll over". He got it wet enough, a few pumps "oh thank god" we both pass out snoring. We did much better the next morning and subsequent times thereafter. For me, we've been fucking since the third date so the wedding night wasn't a big deal. The hubby felt compelled since "it's tradition". But after being up early, prepping, having people look at you, talking to people not all you even know, and then dancing your ass off- you are exhausted.
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