1902: Arbitrary

Keith · 01-09-2014, 05:36 PM

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Wcase · 01-09-2014, 06:57 PM

"And if you're vegan right now, you're banned from the show. That's stupid. No, I'm serious cause we make this with butter."

- Keith Malley, Episode 75

Keith · 01-09-2014, 07:24 PM

I sold out.

DJQuad · 01-09-2014, 07:47 PM

Just think, you used to be a sleeveless homophobic neanderthal. Oh how you've grown.

littlp · 01-09-2014, 09:17 PM

The teacher should absolutely have her teaching license taken away. I feel that what she is going to go through will likely be worse than what would happen in jail. She shouldn't go to jail because he was 18, still not ok, she should be immediately fired and license taken away, no question. With the internet and social media she likely will not be able to find another teaching job and might have difficulty finding a job.

Super Mario · 01-10-2014, 03:52 AM

What does the teacher look then I shall determine if her license should be poked I'm mean revoked

JSZilla · 01-10-2014, 06:46 AM

Mother fucker!! Leave it to Kaplan..The KAP! To beat me to the pirate joke with the word arbitrary. God fucking damn it.

myq · 01-10-2014, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JSZilla

Mother fucker!! Leave it to Kaplan..The KAP! To beat me to the pirate joke with the word arbitrary. God fucking damn it.

I'm s-arrrrrrr-y.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wcase

"And if you're vegan right now, you're banned from the show. That's stupid. No, I'm serious cause we make this with butter."

- Keith Malley, Episode 75

You know, I don't know if he was serious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

I sold out.

Oh, he was!
Also, maybe I wasn't vegan right then. Maybe I was accidentally eating a meat. So technically Keith might still have his integrity.

If not, thanks for selling! Happy to buy.

Phaenix · 01-10-2014, 09:00 AM

Chemda doesn't understand the word arbitrary, even after Myq explains it. Trust his nerdy brain! Or, you know, look it up.

Also, circumcision is mutilation. It might be steeped in your people's history or some such nonsense, but I sure hope you're not wearing mixed materials or eating shellfish. As for leaving it up to the dad, if he's anything like me, he won't do a fraction of the research mom-to-be will do. So make him read up a bit before putting that decision in his hands.

For the record, neither I nor my son are circumcised. No woman has ever had a problem with the appearance of my penis. Your mileage is not likely to vary, but might.

flerchin · 01-10-2014, 09:40 AM

Just take away the teaching credentials until she's not hot anymore.

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Wcase Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 18	"And if you're vegan right now, you're banned from the show. That's stupid. No, I'm serious cause we make this with butter." - Keith Malley, Episode 75
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01-09-2014, 07:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,950	I sold out. Colloquial Collision and BrianAlt like this.
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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,149	The teacher should absolutely have her teaching license taken away. I feel that what she is going to go through will likely be worse than what would happen in jail. She shouldn't go to jail because he was 18, still not ok, she should be immediately fired and license taken away, no question. With the internet and social media she likely will not be able to find another teaching job and might have difficulty finding a job. i5Tech likes this.
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01-10-2014, 03:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Super Mario Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Houston,Tx Posts: 911	What does the teacher look then I shall determine if her license should be poked I'm mean revoked i5Tech, flerchin, Enunciated Piffle and 1 others like this.
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01-10-2014, 06:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
JSZilla Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North Carolina Posts: 540	Mother fucker!! Leave it to Kaplan..The KAP! To beat me to the pirate joke with the word arbitrary. God fucking damn it.
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01-10-2014, 09:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
Phaenix Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Portland, Maine Posts: 46	Chemda doesn't understand the word arbitrary, even after Myq explains it. Trust his nerdy brain! Or, you know, look it up. Also, circumcision is mutilation. It might be steeped in your people's history or some such nonsense, but I sure hope you're not wearing mixed materials or eating shellfish. As for leaving it up to the dad, if he's anything like me, he won't do a fraction of the research mom-to-be will do. So make him read up a bit before putting that decision in his hands. For the record, neither I nor my son are circumcised. No woman has ever had a problem with the appearance of my penis. Your mileage is not likely to vary, but might. Lanfear and WittyReference like this.
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01-10-2014, 09:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Just take away the teaching credentials until she's not hot anymore. Enunciated Piffle and Scumhook like this.
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