2148: Bleakly Stylish

Lanfear · 03-25-2015, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia

I liked this show a lot. By the way, I'm new here, is there a thread to introduce myself as a new user? I couldn't find anything.

Hi Nachbarin :-)

lizsquiz · 03-25-2015, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia

And such a close Nachbarin!

I am going to Wiesbaden in May!

RefusingYouLiquor · 03-28-2015, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Apia

Oh, wow. To visit somebody or just to visit the city?
Wiesbaden is a nice, rich city with lots of interesting architecture.

Love me some architecture, it's like art.

Paraquat · 03-28-2015, 02:49 PM

I'm driving.
Placeholder post.
Ending bully.
Teachers
High, low.

I'll be back to edit this and make sense.

Keith · 03-28-2015, 03:58 PM

I so want to close this thread now...

Paraquat · 03-28-2015, 04:18 PM

Tough titties.
So, ending bullying:
I used to get bullied by some skater kids who would hang out in a parking lot and skate board.
One day they chased me down on my bicycle, knocked me down and roughed me up.
It was nothing. I didn't even have a bruise, but in 4th grade it was devastating to me.
A year later I found the smallest, weakest kid (because I'm still a tough guy), grabbed him by his long hippie hair, slammed his head against a car and told him if he or any of his friends fucked me with again I was going to kill them one by one.

Times are not the same. These days, I'd be locked away in jail forever. But the kids stopped fucking with me after that.
Sometimes it needs done. That's the only thing these caveman dummies understand: brute force.

It's not enough. I agree with you, Keith. They started it and I decide when it's over.

Now the teachers thing. I had a teacher named Mrs. Buschaus who used to drink. I told my mom she drinks during class. She didn't believe me. Then my mom went to a PTA thing one time and she heard that she was a drunk, from other parents!
Asking your kids isn't enough sometimes. You have to listen to them too.

Finally the high, low game.
I thought it was cute. I started doing it with my new GF and it gets her so wet. Aces 10. Recommend the high, low game to anyone.

arty · 03-28-2015, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Paraquat

Finally the high, low game.
I thought it was cute. I started doing it with my new GF and it gets her so wet. Aces 10. Recommend the high, low game to anyone.

But was it enough to get you a BJ?

Paraquat · 03-28-2015, 08:17 PM

Not yet.
I did get it wet on the third date.

Cretaceous Bob · 04-03-2015, 01:55 PM

This episode was great! More people Keith knew need to die so I can be entertained by the juicy drama and stories.

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03-28-2015, 02:49 PM	#34 (permalink)
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03-28-2015, 04:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	Tough titties. So, ending bullying: I used to get bullied by some skater kids who would hang out in a parking lot and skate board. One day they chased me down on my bicycle, knocked me down and roughed me up. It was nothing. I didn't even have a bruise, but in 4th grade it was devastating to me. A year later I found the smallest, weakest kid (because I'm still a tough guy), grabbed him by his long hippie hair, slammed his head against a car and told him if he or any of his friends fucked me with again I was going to kill them one by one. Times are not the same. These days, I'd be locked away in jail forever. But the kids stopped fucking with me after that. Sometimes it needs done. That's the only thing these caveman dummies understand: brute force. It's not enough. I agree with you, Keith. They started it and I decide when it's over. Now the teachers thing. I had a teacher named Mrs. Buschaus who used to drink. I told my mom she drinks during class. She didn't believe me. Then my mom went to a PTA thing one time and she heard that she was a drunk, from other parents! Asking your kids isn't enough sometimes. You have to listen to them too. Finally the high, low game. I thought it was cute. I started doing it with my new GF and it gets her so wet. Aces 10. Recommend the high, low game to anyone. Scumhook likes this.
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