2177: Tom Brady's Balls for Sale Nice and Hairy Get 'Em While They're Hot

dannyhatch · 05-12-2015, 04:07 PM

with Brandon Collins and Mike Brown – The Comedy Outliers; The Hot Mess Comedy Hour; being a comedy duo; being the worst party DJ ever; Chris Christie spends 80% of the state’s allowance on food; thieves leave macaroni trail after robbery; Tom Brady suspension over deflated balls; 2015 football; American Idol cancelled; being blind vs. being deaf; Snoop Dogg believes Game of Thrones is real; NYC hammer attacker on the loose; Nepal suffers second earthquake in a month; Kanye West receives honorary doctorate

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WSEIII · 05-12-2015, 07:42 PM

Union Square incident gives new meaning to getting hammered and Hammer time.

Taylor Swift should have grabbed Kanye West's honorary doctorate and said, "Payback's a bitch".

If someone was deaf they could still tell when something is funny by watching Chemda's reaction. Could you imagine the sign language interpreter signing swear words.

Mattman · 05-12-2015, 08:20 PM

July line was good.

Scumhook · 05-12-2015, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Could you imagine the sign language interpreter signing swear words.

Yes, quite easily in fact.

Eric M · 05-12-2015, 09:42 PM

I wouldn't call this line sooo funny but it made sense in the conversation from her point of view because her interest in football is nonexistent.

Keith · 05-12-2015, 09:44 PM

How do you mean, Eric?

Sparrow · 05-12-2015, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSEIII

Could you imagine the sign language interpreter signing swear words.

i know the signs for bullshit and queef. they haven't come in too handy yet.

Eric M · 05-12-2015, 10:13 PM

You said so the first game is August 9. She says no we can at least wait until July then. Basically saying I don't want to talk about this because there's enough football talk during the actual season.

Add on: By the way I believe they began referring to that area as the Midwest before they discovered the other side of the Mississippi River and it just never stopped being referred to like that even though it makes no sense when you look at the map.

Scumhook · 05-12-2015, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

i know the signs for bullshit and queef. they haven't come in too handy yet.

Yes, that would be a rather specific conversation:

"Bullshit that was a fart, you deaf cunt, that was a queef".

Sparrow · 05-12-2015, 10:42 PM

knowledge is power!

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Union Square incident gives new meaning to getting hammered and Hammer time. Taylor Swift should have grabbed Kanye West's honorary doctorate and said, "Payback's a bitch". If someone was deaf they could still tell when something is funny by watching Chemda's reaction. Could you imagine the sign language interpreter signing swear words. devohawk likes this.
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Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	You said so the first game is August 9. She says no we can at least wait until July then. Basically saying I don't want to talk about this because there's enough football talk during the actual season. Add on: By the way I believe they began referring to that area as the Midwest before they discovered the other side of the Mississippi River and it just never stopped being referred to like that even though it makes no sense when you look at the map. Jessica332 likes this. Last edited by Eric M; 05-12-2015 at 10:21 PM.
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