2175: Model Behavior

[dannyhatch]

with Jenny Jaffee and Sarah Hartshorne – Project UROK; America’s Next Top Model; depression and suicide; Jackie Martling calls; masturbating as a child; rape PTSD

Guests:
Jenny Jaffe


Sarah Hartshorne



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[OnmyojiOmn]

Comedian Megan Amram talks a lot about being afraid of her hands and wrists on the Terrifed podcast with Dave Ross.

Also, please have Dave Ross on KATG.

[Keith]

Go on.

OCD how?

[Eric M]

Jenny seems so sweet. I'm in love with her. The way Sarah talks makes me cringe.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Eric M

Jenny seems so sweet. I'm in love with her. The way Sarah talks makes me cringe.

you're crazy bro' I loved her voice

[FingerLakes]

I voted yes. I don't have any diagnosed thing, just a general abandonment issue that leads to me being probably too clingy with people and awkward with new people I like vs with new people I don't really care about - I can charm the pants off those losers.

Started fapping..I dunno...8 or 9? My brothers and I were spending part of the summer with our father and our half brothers. I'm the youngest and the oldest half brother was like 20. They, all being teens or older, were talking about sex and the older half brother started making fun of my brothers for being too young to keep up an erection. He made joke/pantomime about them jerking off and cumming real fast. I laughed to seem cool but I was like "what the hell are they talking about? Are they talking about peeing themselves?"
The next night I went into the bathroom, recreated the gestures and figured it out.

IRONICALLY, now I get off on dudes peeing themselves!

[daemon]

I have obsessive thoughts about choking while drinking and eating. It takes me an hour or more to eat my meals and sometimes I just give up and throw the food away.

The term for it is quite hilarious. Phagophobia.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Apia

No actions, just thoughts.
You walk down the street and have thoughts about your armies marching unchallenged across Poland, and then crushing Europe under the might of your mechanised forces.

When faced with the decision to invade Russia, you say "Ich bin fuckensie dat" and concentrate on destroying England.

You then invent the A-bomb 12 months before the zionists in the USA, and rain radioactive death upon der Yankee schweinhunds...

I know what you're really thinking...

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Apia

No actions, just thoughts.
You walk down the street and have thoughts about being invincible. I'm bulletproof - untouchable.

Nothing can hurt me. I feel no pain, no joy; I feel nothing.

Sometimes I dream about being a space nazi. I dream that I am a behemoth, and I open my legs and swallow the Earth into my gaping vagina.

My uterus warms the Earth, and 9 months later, I give birth to a whole new planet, which looks suspiciously like Keith's head.

I then wake up screaming, covered in cold sweat, and realise I've gone to sleep with KATG on my iPod again...

Closer?

[daemon]