2253: Fuck Your Book

Sparrow · 10-02-2015, 02:05 PM

Hipster Pope thinks pollution and corporate greed are totally whack.

Keith · 10-02-2015, 02:44 PM

I remember those old popes and how they LOVED pollution. I like this new guy. No thank you, pollution!

Scumhook · 10-02-2015, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mundane Soul

Yes. And heaven is also rife with mountains of your ejaculate, you disgusting monster.

Finally an idea of heaven I can get on board with.

Enunciated Piffle · 10-03-2015, 03:15 PM

Kurt Vonnegut made high school nearly almost, kinda sorta, tolerable.

All depressed/ antisocial kids should read at least one of his books. they should also be put on antidepressants and/ or profiled as a possible school shooter, but monitored at the very least.

Reading is a great escape. It's a solid precursor to recreational drugs. The extended vocabulary is an added benefit later in life. That way you can mask how many brain cells you've burnt; thus hiding how progressively dumb you've gotten.

It's what Kilgore Trout described as a "win -win"

robotparker · 10-04-2015, 01:05 PM

I think people are generally TOTES in love with this pope because a religious person can point to him and say, "See? We're not all backwards idiots!" He's like the cool youth pastor that drinks IPAs and listens to Pedro The Lion. But that doesn't change the fact that he swears allegiance to a dusty old book full of tribal superstitions that wishes death on anything outside of the status quo.

People that hold the Bible as a historical document are kinda hilarious too. The Bible is about as historical as Homer's Odyssey. Yeah, you can confirm some country and leader names, maybe the rough century in which a particular war may have happened, but that's about it. Getting a date right doesn't prove that it rained frogs or whatever one day.

Sparrow · 10-04-2015, 01:32 PM

raining frogs isn't unheard of. it is, however, further proof ancient people had zero idea what was going on for it to occur and that series' of uncommon occurrences are common as fuck literary fodder.

Can it really rain frogs?

Keith · 10-04-2015, 01:38 PM

How a Sharknado Would Work - HowStuffWorks

Sparrow · 10-04-2015, 01:48 PM

here's a source from the Library of Congress

Can it rain frogs, fish, and other objects?

Keith · 10-04-2015, 01:54 PM

How a Ghost Would Kill All the Firstborn Males - HowStuffWorks

robotparker · 10-04-2015, 04:36 PM

SPOILER ALERT: it never rained frogs in the bible. Therefore, it makes sense that it would happen in real life.

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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Kurt Vonnegut made high school nearly almost, kinda sorta, tolerable. All depressed/ antisocial kids should read at least one of his books. they should also be put on antidepressants and/ or profiled as a possible school shooter, but monitored at the very least. Reading is a great escape. It's a solid precursor to recreational drugs. The extended vocabulary is an added benefit later in life. That way you can mask how many brain cells you've burnt; thus hiding how progressively dumb you've gotten. It's what Kilgore Trout described as a "win -win" Z-Corn likes this.
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robotparker Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 511	I think people are generally TOTES in love with this pope because a religious person can point to him and say, "See? We're not all backwards idiots!" He's like the cool youth pastor that drinks IPAs and listens to Pedro The Lion. But that doesn't change the fact that he swears allegiance to a dusty old book full of tribal superstitions that wishes death on anything outside of the status quo. People that hold the Bible as a historical document are kinda hilarious too. The Bible is about as historical as Homer's Odyssey. Yeah, you can confirm some country and leader names, maybe the rough century in which a particular war may have happened, but that's about it. Getting a date right doesn't prove that it rained frogs or whatever one day. Last edited by robotparker; 10-04-2015 at 01:10 PM.
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