2322: Straight Flush

Keith · 02-12-2016, 03:41 PM

with Kyle Ayers and Kyle Ocasio - Married with Children; pastor James David Manning and turd eaters; Donald Trump is evangelical, Christian, and Presbyterian; Kanye West vs. Taylor Swift; Kurt Russell smashes priceless guitar in The Hateful Eight; man wins $14,000 over restaurant’s spam faxes

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da_ticklah · 02-12-2016, 06:57 PM

they have tablets not phones but i pick them up and go through them like they are mine. Also if they ever change the password to something I don't know they loose it for a week, my oldest (7) tried me on that once.

marykae · 02-13-2016, 09:30 AM

My child is now almost 20 so no. But yes I used to look through his email and Facebook as him, but only when I suspected something was up.

Now I just read his actual Facebook, message him occasionally and hope for the best.

Sorin Markov · 02-13-2016, 10:22 AM

I despise the argument of "being gay is a choice"

You chose... You fucking chose to be attracted to a someone and be physically and mentally turned on by the same sex. It just doesn't work that way.

Morons...

Btw. I think turds smell nice...

Sparrow · 02-13-2016, 10:54 AM

JOY! JOY! AAAAAAMEN!

Enunciated Piffle · 02-13-2016, 05:34 PM

Found out my daughter has a crush on a girl via Facebook.

I've got the passcode to her iPhone but I have neither the time nor patience to wade through all that Instagram / Facebook / whatnot mess. She's healthy and has (with the exception of math) good grades.

Snooping thru yer kids stuff sounds like a bad idea.

Sparrow · 02-13-2016, 05:42 PM

it's the real lesson from The Garden of Eden: ain't neither unseein' or unknowin'.

FingerLakes · 02-14-2016, 01:08 PM

Don't have a kid but I probably would check their phones but only after the most, like, teenagery fights and bouts of not talking about anything

Enunciated Piffle · 02-14-2016, 01:37 PM

Remember when America had search and seizure laws? Then the NSA came along and was all , "hey we will respect privacy...unless of course we feel like you're being naughty. Then to heck with your rights.."

Parenting and policing are two distinctly different actions. Don't be a cop, bro.

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da_ticklah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis 10 Posts: 1,534	they have tablets not phones but i pick them up and go through them like they are mine. Also if they ever change the password to something I don't know they loose it for a week, my oldest (7) tried me on that once.
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02-13-2016, 09:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	My child is now almost 20 so no. But yes I used to look through his email and Facebook as him, but only when I suspected something was up. Now I just read his actual Facebook, message him occasionally and hope for the best.
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Sorin Markov Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 153	I despise the argument of "being gay is a choice" You chose... You fucking chose to be attracted to a someone and be physically and mentally turned on by the same sex. It just doesn't work that way. Morons... Btw. I think turds smell nice...
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	JOY! JOY! AAAAAAMEN!
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Found out my daughter has a crush on a girl via Facebook. I've got the passcode to her iPhone but I have neither the time nor patience to wade through all that Instagram / Facebook / whatnot mess. She's healthy and has (with the exception of math) good grades. Snooping thru yer kids stuff sounds like a bad idea. Piscean likes this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	it's the real lesson from The Garden of Eden: ain't neither unseein' or unknowin'. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	Don't have a kid but I probably would check their phones but only after the most, like, teenagery fights and bouts of not talking about anything
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02-14-2016, 01:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Remember when America had search and seizure laws? Then the NSA came along and was all , "hey we will respect privacy...unless of course we feel like you're being naughty. Then to heck with your rights.." Parenting and policing are two distinctly different actions. Don't be a cop, bro.
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