2364: Alien Nation

Michael's Servant · 04-12-2016, 11:00 PM

with Jono Zalay and Danny Hatch – Housing your parents; jury duty; Harrison Ford, domestic abuser and controlled substance taker; Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused children; the hottest baby names of 2016; how to kill yourself neatly; the Duggar family and Caitlyn Jenner’s manipulations; pot brownie leaves girl paralyzed; the existence of space aliens; the gun that looks like an iPhone; Melissa McCarthy joins Gilmore Girls remake; Hardcore Henry reviewed

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Jono Zalay

Danny Hatch

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OnmyojiOmn · 04-13-2016, 01:49 AM

Keith · 04-13-2016, 01:58 AM

That's the first I ever saw of that show. Jesus my Lord...

I assume the Asain is the cool one, right?

Los · 04-13-2016, 10:46 AM

Jono is right. Those alien abduction stories are based on what we would do if we found life on another planet. We would just observe it for awhile, then capture it, study its behavior, dissect it to see how it functions, etc. We wouldn't just leave it alone. It's exactly what we've done to all life that's been discovered on this planet. We wouldn't know as much as we do about living things if we didn't.

The same is true for all of the books and movies about alien invasion. They're all based on our own history of exploration leading to eventual conquest. We wouldn't spend billions going to another planet, then just leave if the intelligent life that we found didn't want us there, especially if they had resources that we need on Earth. We feel like we have a right to whatever we discover.

Sparrow · 04-13-2016, 10:50 AM

MANIFEST DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OnmyojiOmn · 04-13-2016, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

That's the first I ever saw of that show. Jesus my Lord...

I assume the Asain is the cool one, right?

She has the power of Water. Caitlyn is Duke Nukem tho.

zappbrannigan · 04-13-2016, 10:54 PM

Don't lump ghosts and that other bullshit in with alien life. Alien life most certainly exists (or existed, or will exist) on some planet, somewhere.

Our universe is unfathomably large. Our universe is only one of many. To think that only our planet could ever support life is nonsense.

My Sweaty Balls · 04-14-2016, 05:21 AM

Did Caitlyn try to get off the manslaughter charge with the old - "you know how us chicks drive, am I right?" defence?

And c'mon its obvious even to a cop that Harisson Ford did not hit Calysta F. Her neck is thinner than my middle finder, her head would have come off.

And Chemda is upset that the studios are listening to the audience and trying to make shows that please them? You'd think that's a good thing. (Except making a sequel to My Big Fat Bullshit Greek Wedding. There is no way that's a good thing)

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2364: Alien Nation with Jono Zalay and Danny Hatch – Housing your parents; jury duty; Harrison Ford, domestic abuser and controlled substance taker; Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused children; the hottest baby names of 2016; how to kill yourself neatly; the Duggar family and Caitlyn Jenner’s manipulations; pot brownie leaves girl paralyzed; the existence of space aliens; the gun that looks like an iPhone; Melissa McCarthy joins Gilmore Girls remake; Hardcore Henry reviewed Guests: Jono Zalay Danny Hatch Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Last edited by dannyhatch; 04-13-2016 at 10:13 AM.
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Los Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 321	Jono is right. Those alien abduction stories are based on what we would do if we found life on another planet. We would just observe it for awhile, then capture it, study its behavior, dissect it to see how it functions, etc. We wouldn't just leave it alone. It's exactly what we've done to all life that's been discovered on this planet. We wouldn't know as much as we do about living things if we didn't. The same is true for all of the books and movies about alien invasion. They're all based on our own history of exploration leading to eventual conquest. We wouldn't spend billions going to another planet, then just leave if the intelligent life that we found didn't want us there, especially if they had resources that we need on Earth. We feel like we have a right to whatever we discover. Sparrow likes this.
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zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	Don't lump ghosts and that other bullshit in with alien life. Alien life most certainly exists (or existed, or will exist) on some planet, somewhere. Our universe is unfathomably large. Our universe is only one of many. To think that only our planet could ever support life is nonsense. Lanfear likes this.
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My Sweaty Balls Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 537	Did Caitlyn try to get off the manslaughter charge with the old - "you know how us chicks drive, am I right?" defence? And c'mon its obvious even to a cop that Harisson Ford did not hit Calysta F. Her neck is thinner than my middle finder, her head would have come off. And Chemda is upset that the studios are listening to the audience and trying to make shows that please them? You'd think that's a good thing. (Except making a sequel to My Big Fat Bullshit Greek Wedding. There is no way that's a good thing) __________________ “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T.; good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, O.K. …” - Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America Last edited by My Sweaty Balls; 04-14-2016 at 05:35 AM.
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