2457: Body of Work

Michael's Servant · 08-24-2016, 11:00 PM

Biopsy preparations; bagpipe murders; nude Donald Trump statues; Leslie Jones’s nudes and personal info hacked; Courtney Cox regrets plastic surgery and David Schwimmer regrets fame; Usain Bolt cheats on fiancée at Olympics; the privilege of high school athletes; Nazi reenactor proposes in full uniform; man wears bug-infested shirt to wedding; Ryan Lochte lies about bed bugs; pizza sending prankster no longer allowed to order pizza; a rapist must call police 24 hours before any sex; woman drives over man to leave party; man runs from 4-year-old daughter during a drive-by; Barbra Streisand complains to Apple how Siri pronounces her name

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Dean from Australia · 08-25-2016, 01:15 AM

I own a copy of William Shrier's "The Rise & Fall Of The Third Reich".

I'll let others decide if I am a complete fuck.

Keith · 08-25-2016, 02:01 AM

Dean's TRYING to be controversial.

"I once thought I could be a good Nazi if I HAD to be. Am EYE a complete fuck???!!!!"

Dean from Australia · 08-25-2016, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Dean's TRYING to be controversial.

"I once thought I could be a good Nazi if I HAD to be. Am EYE a complete fuck???!!!!"

Are you drunk Keith?

Keith · 08-25-2016, 06:15 AM

I like to wear tall boots. Am EYE a complete fuck?!

Dean from Australia · 08-25-2016, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

I like to wear tall boots. Am EYE a complete fuck?!

Eye, eye. What's with this Eye malarkey?

Midwest Mike · 08-25-2016, 07:25 AM

Thinking of you Chemda, but not praying. Happy thoughts and good vibes coming your way. Cute baby pics for you. Mini-me turns 4 tomorrow.

Holden says "Rock on Chemda!"

Lanfear · 08-25-2016, 07:25 AM

I'm gonna stretch the definition of baby to mean baby of the family:

It's my nieces first day of school today
image.jpg

Do kids get a 'Schultüte' (a cone filled with candy and school supplies) in the US or is that a German thing?

Dean from Australia · 08-25-2016, 07:27 AM

There. Mine.

The one on the right was born into a Keith and the Girl tee.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-25-2016, 10:23 AM

I googled Schultute. It says there's a tree these things hang in for kindergarten to run around and find.

A schultuten-baum. Sounds fun.

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08-25-2016, 07:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
Midwest Mike Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 70	Thinking, but not praying Thinking of you Chemda, but not praying. Happy thoughts and good vibes coming your way. Cute baby pics for you. Mini-me turns 4 tomorrow. Holden says "Rock on Chemda!" The Girl, Lanfear, Enunciated Piffle and 1 others like this.
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Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	I'm gonna stretch the definition of baby to mean baby of the family: It's my nieces first day of school today image.jpg Do kids get a 'Schultüte' (a cone filled with candy and school supplies) in the US or is that a German thing? The Girl, Sparrow and Apia like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	I googled Schultute. It says there's a tree these things hang in for kindergarten to run around and find. A schultuten-baum. Sounds fun.
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