2638: Disorderly Conduct

[Todd]

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

Keith this comes from a place of love. I have never heard an accent like yours. It sounds like an amalgamation of all of the accents north of the Mason Dixon line. I love it.

My working theory is that Keith is actually from the UK. Like many British singers, Keith's on-air personality uses what he thinks an American accent sounds like.

Further proof: what American just goes and marries a girl from Ireland?

[Todd]

As for Disney Nature, let's not forget that their precursor is the one who drove lemmings off cliffs to show the (false) idea that lemmings will follow each other to their deaths.

They're not nice people.

[flerchin]

It's disruptive to the good folks in the justice system to have to spend all day beating someone to death.

Much better to use a captive bolt pistol and dispose of the body in a crematorium. Spend as little time, effort, and emotional energy as possible.

[Keith]

How long you think it'll take?

All day? I'll be done in 5 minutes. Promise.

[Bucho]

Hearing Badass Andrea educate the gang on the dark arts of the ruck and scrum and other assorted Rugby Union shenanigans was absolutely top notch. It's dang near impossible to find footage of dirty scrum business, since the whole point is you do it underneath, where nobody - either officials or cameras - can see, but there are some choice cuts of rucking in plain sight from idiots who should know better.

What's fun about this one - a couple to the head with a couple of nice scrapes down the back to follow up - is Williams and McCaw were brothers in arms in the All Blacks, but when it came to facing off in their regional teams Ali would have a crack at anyone not wearing the same jersey as him.



At the lower levels of the game, club and school level, with less experienced/eagle-eyed officials it's easier to get away with this kind of malarkey.