2656: Jesus Is My Homo

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

I'd like to counter the NSYNC vs Backstreet Boys debate with a write in vote for Take That

for what? fourth behind 98* Degrees?

look, N*Sync was the Destiny's Child of boy bands; all about that JT. Backstreet Boys was a phenomenal ensemble. and their beats were harder.

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hm. Matteo's synesthesia. my 4's are also yellow, which bothers me, but 2's are blue and 6's are red. 8's are purple, like, in a way that nothing could be more true. they just are.

edited to add the color/number thing is the lame end of synesthesia. some people will interpret numbers spatially and have these external number lines that seems like it would make math a lot of fun.

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here it is

[Furious Stylz]

While I've already professed my love for Chanel Ali, and it has not waned, I have to say I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold. His "Flavor of the Month" set was hilarious. His wit is so fast, so brutal, and so on point...

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Furious Stylz

I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold.

Newish in quotes covers 4 years.

KATG.com/MatteoLane

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Furious Stylz

While I've already professed my love for Chanel Ali, and it has not waned, I have to say I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold. His "Flavor of the Month" set was hilarious. His wit is so fast, so brutal, and so on point...

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!

Yes yes a bazillion times yes

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Furious Stylz

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!

Youtube Clip show night with Matteo & friends

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by kaligula

Or omnisexual. For the mythological Jesus. Like he'd just be into your vibe rather than your genitals.

LOL. Yes. Jesus was super sapiosexual!!!

Look. The only FUCKIN' way the Jesus myth works - is aliens. The guy was born of an immaculate conception. He had super powers. BUT THE BIGGEST THING is that dude did not have sex. Every guy reading this knows. Gay or straight. Getting laid is an absolute. Biological. Imperative. Also we know that Jewish men at that time were married young. There's no possible way Jesus was 33, no wife, no kids.

Unless.

...ahem...

ALIENS!!! Think about it bro. What human male could hang around sex workers and apostles who would blow him at the drop of palm leaf; and he's not fucking. No. It's absurd. Dude was above normal human urges. Total alien. Or it didnt happen.

Alien half breed. Or fiction. Cuz otherwise you're telling me my man Jesus was tough enough to perform miracles but couldn't find his way out the closet.

[Mermaid]

I never thought of Jesus having a sexual orientation. He was always asexual in my head.

Sexuality is viewed as "dirty" and "animalistic" in Christianity (unless married) and since Jesus was supposed to be the opposite of that, I always pictured him as the guy who is everyone's best platonic friend.

[Sparrow]

that defeats the whole purpose of him being sent to earth to live as a man. to go through the trials and tribulations of being truly human. keep in mind we know jack shit about younger Jesus. information about him has been filtered through hundreds of years of prudes and assholes who needed him to be maybe more than he was. even our viewing him as this pansexual fantasy is entirely our own communities' modern projections of ideal sexuality the same as crisp white pureness was for others.