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03-28-2018, 03:58 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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And that gave her permission to get a time machine and leave a toothbrush.
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You need to set that bitch straight. What does she think she lives there now or something! Lmbo. This is legitimately super odd to me. I'm glad I know this is a thing now tho. I'm gonna start purposefully leaving toothbrushes after the first or second sexual encounter just to weed out the men who react negatively to it. |
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I buy a ten pack for a dollar then when I'm down to the last one I buy another pack. I could have tens of toothbrushes just out causing havoc in the world. |
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03-28-2018, 04:53 PM | #49 (permalink) | |
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I leave my toothbrush when I travel places and just get a new one out of the pack when I get home. I have left toothbrushes in several countries and states. It wouldn't be surprising if I've left some at men's houses just out of habit. |
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