3077: Sit on It w/ Matt Bachus

[Keith]

They look as practical as they are.

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Originally Posted by Keith

They look as practical as they are.

Exactly!

It’s like if you’ve ever watched Naked and Afraid. Those contestants are in the woods for 21 days. If you offer them a cheeseburger at the end - they’re finished.

Now if you offer a pair of Crocs, they’re ready to knock out an additional 9 to 10 days. It’s like the extreme comfort of the Crocs, it satiates all needs. It’s not that safety and food sustenance is not still a thing.

The initial hour to first week of wearing Crocs is so amazing the wearer usually gets preoccupied. Science has shown. They usually stare at their feet, muttering, “Goddamn these things are comfy. I’m probably never getting laid again but what the hell. I’ll just wear ‘em indoors then.”

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I've seen it a lot actually, but mostly among student age people who dont yet have fully formed brains.



Maybe but Crocs are around $20 vs $80++ for Keens

Holy shit you quoted two people!? How?

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

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PHENOMONON!!

That’s been there the whole time?! Thank you!