3114: The Newlywed Game 2 w/ Andrea Allan, Kyle Ocasio, and Xerxes

Michael's Servant · 07-17-2019, 08:00 PM

Keith and Kyle battle Chemda and Xerxes to learn which host knows their partner better

Guests:
Andrea Allan

Kyle Ocasio

Xerxes Silverio

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Enunciated Piffle · 07-17-2019, 09:36 PM

Ok. I’m not gonna vote on poll yet. I just wanna comment on the last question I heard...

ANDREA: “If you had to describe your girlfriends pussy, in terms of elasticity, (I have elastic bands I’m pulling in) now take into account three kids came outta there...

Jesus Christ. Holy Shit.

LOL

A+

Archimedes_Screw · 07-18-2019, 08:35 AM

“Tasted you through your pants.” And then Andrea runs with it lol

SpareBen · 07-18-2019, 08:49 AM

So glad I ripped the video on this one - there's a bonus hour-long prologue! Haven't heard much of the actual game yet so my comment relates to that first hour - seems to me that STL is equivalent to half of a four-year degree so I'm more skeptical than ever that Father Malley was an ordained priest.

Another site lists STL as a post-graduate course, so what did he graduate as?

"The usual prerequisites to become a Licentiate of Sacred Theology are that a candidate must have the Bachelor of Sacred Theology degree (STB) or its relative equivalent, thus, e.g., a Master of Divinity degree (MDiv) from a Roman Catholic graduate school of theology. In order for a candidate to receive a license in sacred theology, he or she must engage in a two-year program of theological studies and propose an original thesis which contributes to the understanding of sacred theology.

The license in sacred theology is required for a person to teach sacred theology in a pontifical university (SapC 17) or major seminary (SapC 50.1)."

LoopyLou79 · 07-18-2019, 10:51 AM

Mr Loopy’s going to be quizzed on my bra size tonight, I bet after 17 years he hasn’t a clue!

marykae · 07-18-2019, 11:55 AM

I almost unfollowed Xerxes on the internet because Chemda is so scary!

SpareBen · 07-18-2019, 12:00 PM

Just don't look into his beautiful eyes & you'll be ok.

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Originally Posted by marykae

I almost unfollowed Xerxes on the internet because Chemda is so scary!

FingerLakes · 07-18-2019, 12:18 PM

here I was aabout to change my signature to "I can SMELL your pussy!" but then comes Keith with the absolute gem, "I TASTED YOU THROUGH YOUR PANTS"

How's a boy supposed to choose the most romantic interjection?

Rufio · 07-18-2019, 12:42 PM

I think the most shocking part about Keith not even being able to guesstimate bra sizes is, that for years, if you were a woman and wanted Keith to read your email, you had to state your bra size at the top of your email.

LoopyLou79 · 07-18-2019, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoopyLou79

Mr Loopy’s going to be quizzed on my bra size tonight, I bet after 17 years he hasn’t a clue!

Daughter knew it, Husband didn’t ��

Also tasting someone through their knickers is pretty erotic, smelling them not so much.

View Poll Results: Who will win The Newlywed Game 2?
Keith and Kyle	8	17.78%
Chemda and Xerxes	5	11.11%
I already knew who won	32	71.11%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	3114: The Newlywed Game 2 w/ Andrea Allan, Kyle Ocasio, and Xerxes Keith and Kyle battle Chemda and Xerxes to learn which host knows their partner better Guests: Andrea Allan Kyle Ocasio Xerxes Silverio Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl, panicBoy, Enunciated Piffle and 2 others like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Ok. I’m not gonna vote on poll yet. I just wanna comment on the last question I heard... ANDREA: “If you had to describe your girlfriends pussy, in terms of elasticity, (I have elastic bands I’m pulling in) now take into account three kids came outta there... Jesus Christ. Holy Shit. LOL A+ Keith, panicBoy, thirteen and 6 others like this.
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07-18-2019, 08:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	“Tasted you through your pants.” And then Andrea runs with it lol panicBoy, thirteen, BlackhatGuy and 4 others like this.
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07-18-2019, 08:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
SpareBen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: WV Posts: 605	So glad I ripped the video on this one - there's a bonus hour-long prologue! Haven't heard much of the actual game yet so my comment relates to that first hour - seems to me that STL is equivalent to half of a four-year degree so I'm more skeptical than ever that Father Malley was an ordained priest. Another site lists STL as a post-graduate course, so what did he graduate as? "The usual prerequisites to become a Licentiate of Sacred Theology are that a candidate must have the Bachelor of Sacred Theology degree (STB) or its relative equivalent, thus, e.g., a Master of Divinity degree (MDiv) from a Roman Catholic graduate school of theology. In order for a candidate to receive a license in sacred theology, he or she must engage in a two-year program of theological studies and propose an original thesis which contributes to the understanding of sacred theology. The license in sacred theology is required for a person to teach sacred theology in a pontifical university (SapC 17) or major seminary (SapC 50.1)."
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marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	I almost unfollowed Xerxes on the internet because Chemda is so scary! The Girl, panicBoy, joslingeneva and 3 others like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	here I was aabout to change my signature to "I can SMELL your pussy!" but then comes Keith with the absolute gem, "I TASTED YOU THROUGH YOUR PANTS" How's a boy supposed to choose the most romantic interjection? The Girl, panicBoy, AstoriaGirl and 3 others like this. Last edited by FingerLakes; 07-18-2019 at 12:28 PM.
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Rufio Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 991	I think the most shocking part about Keith not even being able to guesstimate bra sizes is, that for years, if you were a woman and wanted Keith to read your email, you had to state your bra size at the top of your email. The Girl, Blitzgal, Lanfear and 8 others like this. Last edited by Rufio; 07-18-2019 at 01:17 PM.
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