3130: 10% Happier w/ Ophira Eisenberg

[Keith]

Listener calls in about surprise divorce; mommy issues; influencer Brooke Houts accidentally uploads video of her abusing her dog; Joe Biden’s poor kids vs. white kids gaffe; police audacity; Coming to America 2; Walmart employees boycott over gun sales; Times Square active shooter scare; 2013’s Lovelace

Guest:
Ophira Eisenberg



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[Bucho]

My bae and I literally just went for a splendid morning walk around the hood and through the park and halfway through my legs got hot so I whipped off my track pants (it's all g, I had shorts on underneath) and flung them round my neck as if they were a fancy scarf as flamboyantly as possible like a big dumb goofus and then made a big dumb show of PDAing her so everyone in the park knew she was with the big dumb goofus.

Somehow instead of demanding an instant divorce she laughed her magnificent ass off, so I reckon I'm good for at least 24 hours.


EDIT: Of course Ophira, one of the all time great KATG guests, obviously, would add her voice to the chorus saying Chemda's movie reviews/summaries are amazing ... the fact you guys haven't yet started a "Chemda Summarizes _______ In 60 Seconds" series for the KATG YouTube is frankly flabbergasting. The subscribers would triple - nay, quadruple - within a month, if not sooner, mark my words!

[Lanfear]

I'm sorry for the caller getting a divorce, that's clearly a sad and shitty thing to go through.
But he did not sound like he wanted to be married to that woman anyway and was just too scared/lazy/control freak to pull the trigger himself.

[BrotherWayne]

Https://massshootingtracker.org

One mass shooting - 4 or more shot, including the shooter - per day. Lately we are at 1.1 per day actually.

6 people were shot today in Illinois.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by BrotherWayne

Https://massshootingtracker.org

One mass shooting - 4 or more shot, including the shooter - per day. Lately we are at 1.1 per day actually.

6 people were shot today in Illinois.

AOC posted a link to some of these statistics last week and some repugnant asshole with tens of thousands of followers replied with "Okay but how many of these are actually gang shootings in Chicago?"

ugh. WHO FUCKING CARES? LETS STOP ALL OF THEM? ISN'T THAT A GOOD IDEA?

[BrotherWayne]

Originally Posted by FingerLakes

"Okay but how many of these are actually gang shootings in Chicago?"

Whenever someone says "yeah but Chicago" what you should be hearing is "yeah but it's mostly black people killing each other so who cares?"

It's racism pure and simple. Plus there are many cities in red states (St Louis, New Orleans, etc) with much worse gun homicide rates. Chicago ranks about #23 nationwide for gun homicide *rates*.

[BlackhatGuy]

That dog video hurt to watch. Can we organize an Ocean's Eleven style dog theft? We're going to need a van.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I'm not sure how we're going to make it.

By you out waiting the cancer. I know that seems callous, but that is how your relationship will/can survive, by outlasting the cancer. Yes, I know that since her mom is terminal it means hanging in there until her mother is dead.

Either that or you can find Rick Sanchez, shrink yourselves down in a tiny spaceship, and go fight the cancers inside of her mother. Of course, then you'll have to answer the question, "Where have you been all day?" with "Inside your mom." Still might be worth it.

[NotARegularMom]

How was the shitty diner?

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I just got the "we need to talk" text and an invitation to meet at a shitty diner

Suspect I'm about to get cut loose

fuuuuuck