3223: 2020 24-Hour Marathon: The Gootz w/ Sarah, Wendi, and Ray

[AvengedVampyre]

I doubt I'm the first to say this but, Ray reminds me of Keith's dad. The way he lies about the simplest thing until pushed. For example titty fucking is blowing a raspberry or how hooking up is actually kissing.

That being said, great guest even if he is totally clueless about how odd he is. This whole section of the marathon needs to have its own special KATGuh award.

[Keith]

YES!

My dad. He could have married a millionaire off of a singing thing or a magic thing on a cruise ship. Who knows. They not only never kissed, but they never held hands. BUT, if he wanted, he could have left mom (and I think us kids?), and now be a millionaire.

And then, for a minute, I think: Okay, what is real? A drunk woman said shit on a cruise? Ok.

And then I think, Maybe that didn't even happen.

And then I realize I can't ask any more questions cause it gets too caustic.

Yes, that's a great analogy.

Maybe that's why I'm Team Gootz. I realize it's ridiculous but if it mattered I certainly wouldn't give a shit.

I'm attracted. #TEAMGOOTZ