3239: Super Tuesday w/ Adrienne Iapalucci

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Keith

Would you finish in a 44 year old on the first date if she was cool with it?

Is there a knife to my throat?

[skyelo]

I’m a woman so it’s hard for me to make that call but I’m 38 and unless we had unprotected sex during the three or so days a month I’m ovulating, I wouldn’t be worried about pregnancy. Im not trying to be a contrarian or down play Chemda concern, if anything this info can help her make the best decision for her body. Since the risk is low she may just skip 5 days of full on sex instead of subjecting herself to hormonal birth control options.

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by skyelo

...<Chemda> may just skip 5 days of full on sex ...

Did you listen to the show last year? I don't think that is a real option...

[skyelo]

That’s up to them- they have a lot of options and with a 1.6% chance of getting pregnant at age 44, the risk is super low with whatever they choose.

This is good news!!

[Sparrow]

sperm can live up to five days in our lady system. also, our bodies can double barrel it and launch more than one egg per cycle on occasion, especially here at the end of our fertility. you could miss one and fire straight into another. the rhythm method is not reliable for folks who don’t want kids.

[skyelo]

Even if they don’t choose the rhythm method, there’s a less than 2% chance of getting pregnant at age 44. Her options are limitless! I haven’t been on a hormonal birth control in years and I really love that for my body. It sounds like your birth control choice is a gift for your body. I’m so glad women have these choices since everyone is different! Based on the responses I’ve received, most people on this thread would prefer the woman is on hormonal birth controls- it reduces the already low risk even further. I support that! Do what you want with your body!

I think part of making good decisions is having all the information.

[porky2468]

2% isn't small. That's 1 in 50.

[panicBoy]

Couldn’t really hang with this guest. Just insanely self-centered and apathetic towards anything that isn’t directly in front of her face. Is there a worst old guest category? It’s so fatiguing to listen to someone who cares so little without a strong enough POV to back it up or make it funny.

And a vasectomy is cake. It’s so fast and simple.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by skyelo

I think part of making good decisions is having all the information.

i agree! thank you for sharing your experience. the strong hormonal ebb and flow of arousal during ovulation does fucking rock. egg wet is somethin’ special.

but, we’re speaking to Chemda who has known high anxiety around pregnancy risk. so far as patient care goes, i wouldn’t recommend this method to her.

[flerchin]

Fair fights are made between fighters of the same weight. Keith would outweigh most 10 year olds by 100 pounds at least. His strategy of picking them up and thrashing against the wall would be especially effective.

The one and only chance the 10 year olds would have is to kick out Keith's knees. Gonna be hard for Keith to do the thrashing if he can't stand.

I voted for Bernie yesterday. Get the fuck outta here with not voting.