3253: Kyle Hates Movies w/ Kyle Ocasio

[Keith]

Trump extends social distant guidelines and gives Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan the business; Jerry Falwell Jr.’s human Petri dish; Catholic confessions cancelled; The iHeart Living Room Concert for America; The Master and Keith’s misunderstood love; Yesterday revisited; Keith’s 911 call; Keith, sucking dick for your brother, and the delivery guy; Keith’s drug deal; KATG’s producer’s coronavirus

Guest:
Kyle Ocasio



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[Keith]

Like me, are any of you in love with a Disappointment Denier?

"Did you like it?"

"Yeah!"

"But your yeah wasn't like normal."

"I said I liked it!"

"Okay. I'll make it again tomorrow."

"Mmm... Maybe not..."


- not true dialogue that ever NECESSARILY happened but you get it


But then it's even worse when it's about something you had NOTHING to do with.

For example:

"I didn't hate The Master."

Thank you.

[hearts.jpg/fart]

[guitarrob]

The banter between Keith and Kyle is so fuckin' funny. I love it.

My wife can be a disappointment denier sometimes, usually when it comes to my cooking. I am a decent cook, and I have a few things I can make really well (i.e. steak, chicken parm) but she'll usually do it when i try something new. Maybe it's to not hurt my feelings because she knows I tried my best.

[Keith]

Well it’s not a fuckin’ favor, people.

[Apia resurrected]

I think both, and Keith have ideal partners now and I hope no one breaks up ever.

[Sparrow]

being lukewarm about something is the mark of garbage. to say something is “nice” in this house is the most negative thing you can. evoking a strong feeling, whatever that is, makes the conversation go.

[Archimedes_Screw]

I missed the zoom announcement. Will it be on the next show?

[dr.chode]

Since I haven't seen anyone praise it yet, I think one thing we can all agree on is The Master was absolute fucking garbage!

[Piscean]

Toward the end of the show it sounded like Kyle might occasionally struggle with Keith's much touted unique pronunciations from time to time.

I've been working on a translation guide for new guests and listeners. Now that many of us have more time and less to do, I want to open the list up for additions/corrections from some other folks.

Keithese -> English

Indoored -> Endured : "Keith has indoored jokes about his speech impediment since the beginning of KATG."

Tolllllet -> Toilet : "Keith used to share pictures after taking a dump in the tolllllet."

Airbuds -> Earbuds : "If you listed to KATG with airbuds, people around you won't know why you're laughing."

Bear -> Beer or Bear, needs context : "Keith used to drink bear, and there was much confusion when he was actually talking about bears."

Teggsuzzzz -> Texas : "When Keith says it, there are a ton of G's and Z's in Teggsuzzzz."

Thurr -> Their : "It's thurr problem if they can't understand Keith."

Ruuned -> Ruined : "Keith's attention to sound quality has ruuned all other podcasts for me."

Weer -> Wear : "Keith thinks it's okay to weer crocs."

Tings -> Things : "One of the first tings I do every morning is fire up the latest KATG episode."

Antire -> Entire : "If my commute is especially bad, I can get through an antire episode."

Slambasted -> made up word meaning very, very drunk : "Keith doesn't miss being slambasted now that he's discovered weed."

Deered -> Dared : "One of the listeners deered to attempt documenting Keithese."

Air rings -> Ear Rings : "If you're wearing airbuds, be careful they don't get caught in your air rings."

Fear -> Fair: “In a fear fight, Tracy would destroy Chemda”

Rundurr -> Run Their: “Keith would happily rundurr errands for them if he had time.”

[Pintman]

50:23: "I don't do anything with pins."