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View Poll Results: Are you able to comfortably laugh during sex?
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Old 05-14-2020, 12:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend

Thanks to the listener who reminded me of the Swedish film Evil (Ondskan). That hole-digging thriller was one of my favourite films of the early 2000s.
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3 feet is less than one half Keith.

I hope this helps.
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Our popular virologist Drosten said on his podcast, if the US opens up now,
There will be at least 2500 Corona deaths a day.

I checked the numbers the last days and it seems true, already now.
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Chemda, I get kind of what you mean. I really don't want to be pissed on (someone brought it up recently and it just doesn't appeal to me). But I was out with an ex once and she casually mentioned that she had peed on me during our shower that morning and I was cracking up. It wasn't sexy, but I found it so funny!

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Keith, perfect impression of the double rainbow guy (RIP). I remember listening to you guys when I was working in a bar and we were cleaning up after we closed. At the end of the episode you played the auto tune song, and I laughed so much. People were very confused.
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3 feet is less than one half Keith.

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I wish the states would go to the metric system. 1/8 is in between 7/64 and 9/64. Craziness trying to order the appropriate thickness of steel.
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I really don’t know why you don’t have it besides stubbornness and America is the best! Attitude.

0 degrees is here where water starts to freeze.

100 where water boils.

How is this not better?

10 mm is 1 cm. 100 cm is 1 meter.
1000 m is one kilometer.

How is this not better? And way easier?
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acknowledging together the absurdity of smooshing two human bodies around is great and so is humiliating your partner like the desperate fucktoy cuck he is with a well placed, strategic giggle. laughter is easy and fun!!!
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I really don’t know why you don’t have it besides stubbornness and America is the best! Attitude.

0 degrees is here where water starts to freeze.

100 where water boils.

How is this not better?

10 mm is 1 cm. 100 cm is 1 meter.
1000 m is one kilometer.

How is this not better? And way easier?
Those aren't the right arguments for the average American. Most don't know and don't care about how 3 teaspoons = 1 tablespoon, 2 tablespoons = 1 ounce, 8 ounces = 1 cup.

They are the same people who complain about learning any subject past fifth grade because "when am I ever going to use it?" They won't use any of those learnings because they are dumb. They either don't care or don't know how stupid they sound oftentimes.
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