3299: Home Wreck w/ Christi Chiello

[Apia resurrected]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

Yes absolutely.

But also:
Impregnating you're brothers wife
Mixing fabrics
Seafood

Turning people into salt
Making a father almost kill his son to prove his love to God
Getting a second wife and leaving her alone in the desert with a baby
Who did Kain have kids with? His sisters or his mother?
All the genocide with only Noah and his family surviving
Killing a guy for wasting sperm
All the killings overall.

He doesn't sound very nice.

[ssgtballard]

Eggs are the first thing we taught my kids to cook since they are so easy. By the time my son was 8 he could scramble, over easy, sunny side up and poach an egg with no issue.

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by ssgtballard

Eggs are the first thing we taught my kids to cook since they are so easy. By the time my son was 8 he could scramble, over easy, sunny side up and poach an egg with no issue.

See Kieth you thought the wrongs of your father were somehow limited to what he said, turns out he abused you by never showing you how to cook a simple fucking egg. For gods sake that man has no scruples, no end to the reckoning that is due him. Teach a kid to make an egg, how hard is that! I was 5 helping to hard boil eggs for Easter, probably about 8 making my own eggs over easy. My Dad showed me how to make a soft boiled egg and poached eggs.

Tell me Keith did he teach you how to cook bacon? (seriously I've learned some people don't know how. Never eat bacon if you're in Russia. It's not right! Although I bet Germans can't do it either... all limp and raw looking...) CRISPY PEOPLE! crisp...ee