3437: Life Isn’t Fair

Keith · 08-09-2021, 03:38 PM

Keith and Chemda share the awful news of the death of Trevor Moore and the stupid people he confused regarding if Tom Hanks was, indeed, an asshole. The duo then discusses the woman that is suing McDonald’s for $14 over moral damage when a cheeseburger ad caused her to break Lent, Keith being taught the evil of religions that weren’t Byzantine Catholic, and the more and more deaths of public anti-vaxxers. Oh well. At least America won the Olympics and is the fucking best! Also, Jeopardy! finally found their new host, and it happens to be … the producer of Jeopardy!, Mike Richards! (What luck!) Meanwhile, 3 people were hospitalized in Tennessee when an “iceberg wall” collapsed on them at a Titanic museum. Good News Stories of the Day? We’re soon going to have mind-reading devices, and Keith’s going to rummage through the house he grew up in.

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littlp · 08-09-2021, 06:32 PM

Justin and I were shocked when we found out Trevor died. We bonded over Whitest Kids You Know-I have a lot of fond memories watching episodes with Justin and laughing. He will be greatly missed.

Speaking of COVID vaccines-it is making it a pain in the ass to find a babysitter. We are having to find a new one due to ours moving away. The first question I ask is are you Covid-19 vaccinated and if not will you be willing to? The 6 I’ve contacted so far have said no. These people watch kids. It is really aggravating.

Some hospitals are requiring their staff to get the vaccine. There have been protests and court cases-so far it has been ruled that the hospitals and other businesses can mandate vaccines. VA is mandating it’s employees-it is scary how many messages I’ve seen from people in our union group complaining. This is what is going to destroy America-a damn virus with simple solutions.

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Keith · 08-09-2021, 06:33 PM

Keith · 08-09-2021, 08:08 PM

ListenerLiz · 08-09-2021, 08:30 PM

Holy shit, Keith. I need the backstory on that Mnungk Pack ad read. Can't wait to hear Last Week. I'm dying.

-ListenerLiz

Apia resurrected · 08-10-2021, 02:59 AM

The Russia woman might get no vote. Because it is Russia. Please don't kill me Putin, please.
Im a fellow Eastern European in the genes.

Apia resurrected · 08-10-2021, 04:59 AM

Protestants are Christians.
Their origin here, in Germany.

Wiki:
Protestantism began in Germany[b] in 1517, when Martin Luther published his Ninety-five Theses as a reaction against abuses in the sale of indulgences by the Catholic Church, which purported to offer the remission of the temporal punishment of sins to their purchasers.[7]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism

They allowed the priests to get married and to translate the Bible to German so the normal people could understand it.

So it’s a Good thing for me.

I was catholic and left the church. If I was Protestant I would have maybe stayed, because the are here pretty progressive.
Like gay is ok, women can be priests, divorce is possible ok.
Sounds all so not progressive at first but if you know the Catholic Church you know it’s a big difference.

Hera Again · 08-10-2021, 05:21 PM

I’m Greek Orthodox, we also fasted M-W-Th during Lent.

Bucho · 08-14-2021, 03:06 AM

Whenever I read comments like the ones Keith read out, seeming not to get the MUH-HASSIVELY obvious jokes in Trevor's Tom Hanks song, I assume they're left by ironic goofballs who are playing along with the gag. Because they're exactly the kind of goofy shit I leave under joke vids like that. Because why would you respond any other way?

SpareBen · 08-31-2021, 08:19 AM

Chemda's response to the award-nominated Munk Pack moment is all I hoped it would be - @32:26:

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littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,149	Justin and I were shocked when we found out Trevor died. We bonded over Whitest Kids You Know-I have a lot of fond memories watching episodes with Justin and laughing. He will be greatly missed. Speaking of COVID vaccines-it is making it a pain in the ass to find a babysitter. We are having to find a new one due to ours moving away. The first question I ask is are you Covid-19 vaccinated and if not will you be willing to? The 6 I’ve contacted so far have said no. These people watch kids. It is really aggravating. Some hospitals are requiring their staff to get the vaccine. There have been protests and court cases-so far it has been ruled that the hospitals and other businesses can mandate vaccines. VA is mandating it’s employees-it is scary how many messages I’ve seen from people in our union group complaining. This is what is going to destroy America-a damn virus with simple solutions. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl, Khylee and 2 others like this. __________________ My husband is an artist! Check out his stuff @ http://www.jjmartwork.com/
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	Protestants are Christians. Their origin here, in Germany. Wiki: Protestantism began in Germany[b] in 1517, when Martin Luther published his Ninety-five Theses as a reaction against abuses in the sale of indulgences by the Catholic Church, which purported to offer the remission of the temporal punishment of sins to their purchasers.[7] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism They allowed the priests to get married and to translate the Bible to German so the normal people could understand it. So it’s a Good thing for me. I was catholic and left the church. If I was Protestant I would have maybe stayed, because the are here pretty progressive. Like gay is ok, women can be priests, divorce is possible ok. Sounds all so not progressive at first but if you know the Catholic Church you know it’s a big difference.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Whenever I read comments like the ones Keith read out, seeming not to get the MUH-HASSIVELY obvious jokes in Trevor's Tom Hanks song, I assume they're left by ironic goofballs who are playing along with the gag. Because they're exactly the kind of goofy shit I leave under joke vids like that. Because why would you respond any other way? Apia resurrected and Hera Again like this.
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