494: Big Meanie

phooey · 05-14-2007, 05:24 PM

I don't think anyone can understand what really poor is.. not ever having a new pair of shoes or having any sort of security from family or friends. I can't say that my family has ever been poor, but i have seen real poverty. As a kid, I lived in Nogales, Sonora Mexico.. my family didn't have much, just getting started out but as a kid you don't care... my friends and I took some boards from a building site one day and took them out into the desert and built a fort.. the next day we came back to our fort and a family was living in it.

MichaelG · 05-14-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by phooey

I don't think anyone can understand what really poor is.. not ever having a new pair of shoes or having any sort of security from family or friends. I can't say that my family has ever been poor, but i have seen real poverty. As a kid, I lived in Nogales, Sonora Mexico.. my family didn't have much, just getting started out but as a kid you don't care... my friends and I took some boards from a building site one day and took them out into the desert and built a fort.. the next day we came back to our fort and a family was living in it.

Did you evict them? Throw Rocks, buy burritos? Finish the story

devilishone · 05-15-2007, 05:18 AM

Wow, just listened to the show, Jeremy, I'm glad I met you man, and stayed awake all night so I could make sure you didn't choke on vomit after NGE's ;])

Wish you all the best dude ;])

phooey · 05-15-2007, 07:22 AM

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Did you evict them? Throw Rocks, buy burritos? Finish the story

we wanted to get the cannons that we made out of drainage pipes back, but we were too afraid to go near them.

we just threw rocks at each other, and fireworks. There was this one firework that was red white and green for the mexican flag... it had three fuses inside so that there was delay between explosions. Talk about stupid macho kids... we dared each other to throw it up in the air.. wait for it to explode, pick it up or catch it and then throw it again.. fun game until one of the kids blew up his thumb.. he just got burned.

ah the good ole days

gumby013 · 05-15-2007, 02:35 PM

Update on My Balls...

Well, I went to the doctor today for the post surgery thing. The first thing I find out is...

THEY DIDN'T REMOVE MY BALL AND I DON'T HAVE A PROSTHETIC ONE!

What the fuck?! The nurse in recovery told me the wrong shit. He was supposed to tell me they had removed a mass from the ball, not the whole thing. With all the cutting they did, I can't feel that ball still, and that just reinforced the bad info I got from the retard nurse. Well, I guess that is good news, but it means I now get to have radiation treatments which could affect my ability to have kids. I go in for a preliminary consultation with the radiation/cancer place next Monday.

MichaelG · 05-15-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

Update on My Balls...

Well, I went to the doctor today for the post surgery thing. The first thing I find out is...

THEY DIDN'T REMOVE MY BALL AND I DON'T HAVE A PROSTHETIC ONE!

What the fuck?! The nurse in recovery told me the wrong shit. He was supposed to tell me they had removed a mass from the ball, not the whole thing. With all the cutting they did, I can't feel that ball still, and that just reinforced the bad info I got from the retard nurse. Well, I guess that is good news, but it means I now get to have radiation treatments which could affect my ability to have kids. I go in for a preliminary consultation with the radiation/cancer place next Monday.

Good news.

and i mean the part about no Kids.

Gunderling · 05-15-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

Update on My Balls...

Well, I went to the doctor today for the post surgery thing. The first thing I find out is...

THEY DIDN'T REMOVE MY BALL AND I DON'T HAVE A PROSTHETIC ONE!

What the fuck?! The nurse in recovery told me the wrong shit. He was supposed to tell me they had removed a mass from the ball, not the whole thing. With all the cutting they did, I can't feel that ball still, and that just reinforced the bad info I got from the retard nurse. Well, I guess that is good news, but it means I now get to have radiation treatments which could affect my ability to have kids. I go in for a preliminary consultation with the radiation/cancer place next Monday.

You have been in my thoughts, gumby (not in a pervy way

). Here's to expecting only positive news on Monday.

/raises glass high

phooey · 05-15-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

Update on My Balls...

Well, I went to the doctor today for the post surgery thing. The first thing I find out is...

THEY DIDN'T REMOVE MY BALL AND I DON'T HAVE A PROSTHETIC ONE!

What the fuck?! The nurse in recovery told me the wrong shit. He was supposed to tell me they had removed a mass from the ball, not the whole thing. With all the cutting they did, I can't feel that ball still, and that just reinforced the bad info I got from the retard nurse. Well, I guess that is good news, but it means I now get to have radiation treatments which could affect my ability to have kids. I go in for a preliminary consultation with the radiation/cancer place next Monday.

Can't you put aside some baby making stuff prior to the radiation treatments, just in case?

gumby013 · 05-15-2007, 03:07 PM

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Can't you put aside some baby making stuff prior to the radiation treatments, just in case?

That's part of the preliminary consultation.

MichaelG · 05-15-2007, 03:11 PM

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That's part of the preliminary consultation.

Just bring in your Socks.

05-14-2007, 05:24 PM	#51 (permalink)
phooey Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 807	I don't think anyone can understand what really poor is.. not ever having a new pair of shoes or having any sort of security from family or friends. I can't say that my family has ever been poor, but i have seen real poverty. As a kid, I lived in Nogales, Sonora Mexico.. my family didn't have much, just getting started out but as a kid you don't care... my friends and I took some boards from a building site one day and took them out into the desert and built a fort.. the next day we came back to our fort and a family was living in it.
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devilishone Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, Ontario, Canada. Formerly Paisley, Scotland Posts: 606	Wow, just listened to the show, Jeremy, I'm glad I met you man, and stayed awake all night so I could make sure you didn't choke on vomit after NGE's ;]) Wish you all the best dude ;])
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gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	Update on My Balls... Well, I went to the doctor today for the post surgery thing. The first thing I find out is... THEY DIDN'T REMOVE MY BALL AND I DON'T HAVE A PROSTHETIC ONE! What the fuck?! The nurse in recovery told me the wrong shit. He was supposed to tell me they had removed a mass from the ball, not the whole thing. With all the cutting they did, I can't feel that ball still, and that just reinforced the bad info I got from the retard nurse. Well, I guess that is good news, but it means I now get to have radiation treatments which could affect my ability to have kids. I go in for a preliminary consultation with the radiation/cancer place next Monday. __________________ -aspie dumb Going to the moon was just a well-funded episode of Jackass - Spooky
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