533: Rellek's Mom

[bithead]

Chemda - you made my sigline.

Classic.

[be leaves]

Originally Posted by bithead

You getting royalties?

nahh.. but the more money dave attell has, the better the world will be.

fact.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Solar

The whole Chemda/Rellek thing is very weird.

Why doesn't Andy Rooney have any fact checkers to stop him looking like an idiot?

Whole milk is generally 3.6% fat. A litre of whole milk has about 36 grams of fat (of which about two thirds is saturated). No and Low fat milk have between less than one gram and about 5 grams of fat per litre.

No/low fat milk may also help reduce heart problems and other diseases (including breast cancer).

2% is different then No/low fat milk. Chemda was talking about 2%

I agree, Chemda/Rellek thing is very weird. I guess they found their 3rd for the threesome.
If not, Rellek will be in Chemda head the next time she hurts her back.

[jwdd27]

Milk is kept simple in the UK.

Three main kinds: Whole, Semi-skimmed and Skimmed.
The cartons have different coloured tops so even morons buy the right stuff. Blue is whole, green is semi and red is skimmed.

Good show, as was the previous one.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

Milk is kept simple in the UK.

Three main kinds: Whole, Semi-skimmed and Skimmed.
The cartons have different coloured tops so even morons buy the right stuff. Blue is whole, green is semi and red is skimmed.

Good show, as was the previous one.

Not Only do we have the Whole, 2%, Low Fat, Non fat. They have the same ones in the "organic" section. For twice as much

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Not Only do we have the Whole, 2%, Low Fat, Non fat. They have the same ones in the "organic" section. For twice as much

I think the Organic milk might actually be made from milk though

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by jesikat

I think the Organic milk might actually be made from milk though

I like the hormones they inject into the cows. It makes them taste better

[SheHskrs]

milk is just nasty. It's cow squeezins, you squeeze a cow and white stuff comes out, just like if you squeeze a zit...ewwwww.

I don't drink it, and I don't make my kids drink it. Now, breastmilk.....the concept, human milk for humans....works on a theoretical level. My son couldn't get enough, I'm sure I've created a boob man for life. But I tasted it, didn't taste like cow milk at all.

Adult cows don't drink milk....why should adult humans. The whole concept is just weird.

As for Andy Rooney claiming cats won't drink the so-called milk they have out there, I beg to differ. I have yet to meet a cat that will refuse any dairy offered to them. He's a putz. Plain and simple. I can't believe he's still alive.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by SheHskrs

milk is just nasty.

Adult cows don't drink milk....why should adult humans. The whole concept is just weird.

I don't think it is nasty, but I see no reason for us to drink it.

It has one job, Make Baby cows Big and Fat so we can eat them Later.

I theorize, those who are Lactose intolerant have actually Evolved and no longer need to ability to process Milk enzymes.

[be leaves]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

I theorize, those who are Lactose intolerant have actually Evolved and no longer need to ability to process Milk enzymes.

from wikipedia:
"Lactose intolerance (or hypolactasia) is the term for the normal decline in the level of lactase, an enzyme needed for proper metabolization of lactose (a sugar that is a constituent of milk and other dairy products), in human beings after weaning.

Lactose intolerance is normal in all adult mammals, including human beings. However, a few ethnic groups—particularly certain European groups—continue to produce lactase throughout their lives, and in these populations lactose intolerance is usually treated as a medical disorder."