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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I Am With Keith
After my last week end. i think people should go die. Fuck people. Fuck you, Fuck you stupid coaches fuck you you stupid parents that tell your kids it was the umpire that lost the game for you. Fuck that! you should have run faster, you should have hit better, you should have never let the game get away from you in the first place.
I fucking hate people. Every time i think that maybe the human race has a chance i go umpire a game and my thought that all humans are evil is re-affirmed. Fuck you. you stupid fucking meat sticks. what a goddamn waste of skin. you all are! |
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pittsburgh PA
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and as far as it making him gay, if she was snowballing him someone else's product, then that might be a little gay. i've made out with all of the guys right after they've gone down on me, and i can't say that i remember tasting myself. i say she stops going down on him altogether. |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Me TOO
Fuck all you people who come into the emergency room with your sprained ankles and sore throats and drippy cocks that bitch and whine about having to wait for 30 minutes to be seen. We are actually taking care of the 42 year old man with 3 kids that lost his wife to cancer and is now having a huge heart attack that could kill him and consoling the 82 year old that took a left turn to slow and now his wife of 50 plus years is dead and its his fault ohh and the two 16 year olds that were in the car that plowed into him going 45 MPH ya we are trying to save their lives right now too. So sit the fuck down you selfish pricks and wait your fucking turn. This is not McDonalds and I don't care if you were here first, thats why I went to nursing school for 4 years so I know who needs to be seen first! (and thank you Chemda for understanding this) I feel better now
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: London Innit!
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I'm With Keith!
People. Humans. Most of them are fake, brain dead followers. If people could truly think for themselves, the world might actually make sense.
In the words of true free thinkers: Fuck'em! Misanthropic is the only way to be! |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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LED message to other drivers
Hey Keith, when you were talking about lights to communicate with other drivers, I couldn't help but think of this:
"This LED Programmable License Plate Frame lets you display your own messages beneath your car or truck license plate. It comes with a remote control so you can easily switch between messages" http://www.kleargear.com/1904.html |
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FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU! (and welcome to the forums) |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Come the fuck on. A pic af a little girl eating a bannana after that story? Just wow. Every time I listen to this show I lose a little piece of my soul. But I just can't stop. See Gabrielle now that you know what a crack whore is, that is what one FEELS like inside.
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